Almighty substitute teacher

Chapter 30

Yang Zhengdong almost fell down when he heard this sentence, and then stared at Tong Yaojia sadly and angrily, the muscles on his face began to twitch irregularly.

"How to fly? My good sister!"

He suppressed the fear and anxiety in his heart, as well as a trace of anger.

Now, the seemingly pretty Tong Yaojia in front of him seems to have two small horns on his head, and a small tail behind his buttocks, and he is always swaying.

"It's like the one in the novel! A martial arts master flies over the roof and walks on the wall as if walking on the ground, and can fly a distance of tens of feet with one kick. Don't you know it?"

Tong Yaojia seemed like a curious baby, staring at Yang Zhengdong with two big eyes and said.

"I really can't do this! You also practice martial arts, why don't you fly?"

Yang Zhengdong wanted to cover his forehead so that the "devil sister" would not see the throbbing veins on his head.

"My Muay Thai is not martial arts. It shouldn't be. You can see such deep footprints on the ground, and the lightness kung fu should be very good. You really don't know it?"

"Sister, I really can't!"

Yang Zhengdong replied helplessly.

"Why is that? Don't all heroes know how to do light work? It's always written like this in novels!"

Tong Yaojia still pursues closely.

"Sister, you also said that it's a novel! What is a novel? Art! It originates from reality but is higher than reality, and no one reads it if it's not exaggerated, right? Besides, I'm really not a hero, you old man kill me!"

"Pfft, haha..."

Yang Zhengdong begged miserably for mercy, which made Lin Yiran beside him burst out laughing, and then looked at the two critters with his hands on his stomach.

"If you don't, then you won't, I'm not happy to make you a hero!
I'm going to wash up, you're so dirty, hurry up and find a place to clean it!
The hero is dressed in white, flying over the eaves and walls, and is chic and unrestrained. You look like you just got out of the soil. You are all learning martial arts. Why is there such a big difference! "

After speaking, before Yang Zhengdong could speak, Tong Yaojia went back to the room to wash up.

It caused Yang Zhengdong to keep messing in the early morning breeze, but he just practiced a few times, so he was provoking someone else.

"Haha... Hurry up and wash your face and change your clothes. Yao Jia is a fan of martial arts, and she likes the suave style of knights in novels, and she usually gives nicknames to her colleagues.

She herself calls herself the Fairy of Lingbo, Tong Yaojia, and she also gave a lot of hot-handed Rakshasa, iron-handed witch, and poisonous-tongued Shura to a few colleagues, and she might get one for you later, be careful! "

Lin Yiran laughed loudly, then patted his shoulder, turned her head and walked back to the room, but her shoulders shrugged, which meant that she was still holding back her laughter.

Yang Zhengdong thought about those nicknames such as Rakshasa with the Fierce Hand, Demon Girl with the Iron Palm, Shura with the Poisonous Tongue, etc., and when Tong Yao Jiawan gave him nicknames such as Iron-backed Bear, Flying Rat, and Dali Niu, he couldn't help but tremble twice. Come on, it's just too scary!
Looking at the damaged ground, although it was all solid loess, he was still very satisfied with his Bajiquan skills after being able to step on so many footprints of different shades.

But now the most important thing is to change clothes and take a shower, this body is muddy.

Thinking that there is a spring behind the school, the spring water flows down from the crevice of the mountain and hits a small puddle, which happens to be a natural bathing pool.

When the school was first built, it was directly enclosed in the school, and it was relatively remote, with better concealment.He ran back to get a suit of clothes, and walked to the back of the school.

Across from the school, he happened to pass by the vegetable garden he cultivated. Originally, he thought it would be good if the seeds germinated in two days.

Who knew that when he passed by the vegetable field, he was frightened to death.

"This... What the hell... I didn't remember planting grass!"

It turned out that in this vegetable field, waist-deep weeds grew in two or three days.

And there are all kinds of grasses, herbs, and trees. Anyway, he thinks that these almost "basic" grasses are all there, and they are densely packed.

Yang Zhengdong brushed aside the weeds to see what was going on, why in three or two days, the vegetable plot he had made had turned into wasteland, and it was the kind of "waste" like the Great Northern Wilderness, the "waste" where the weeds stretched all over the sky!
However, he was stunned again when he pushed aside the grass. Vegetables were still growing in the grass. The green eggplant seedlings and tomato seedlings were half a meter high. Cucumbers and beans began to climb in the grass. .

"I'm going, what's the situation?"

He found that the Wandao skills given by the system, and the "one hundred coups for growing vegetables" couldn't explain this situation!

Vegetables and weeds live in symbiosis, and they grow so well, which is a bit contrary to scientific common sense!
Could it be that nutrient solution?

He suddenly remembered that after the vegetables were planted, he put the bottle of "plant growth nutrient solution" for the first watering.

Could this be the function of the nutrient solution, but it's too deceitful, the grass grows better than the vegetables.

He squatted on the ground and studied for a long time, and felt that it should be his guess. The nutrient solution promoted the growth of plants and improved the quality of crops.

But this nutrient solution is not smart, it can't distinguish which are vegetables and which are grass, and swarms of swarms urge up these grass and vegetables.

But it's not a big problem, it's fine to pull the weeds, but it's more practical to take a bath first, the weather is getting hotter and hotter, and it's really uncomfortable to wear dirt all over your body.

Thinking of this, Yang Zhengdong stood up from the ground and continued to walk towards the back of the school.

No one knows how many years the spring behind the school has been. I heard that it was here before the village was established. The spring water is clear, sweet, and flows continuously throughout the year. It is definitely the best water source in the village.

But because the spring is really hidden and surrounded by steep rocks, people don't want to bother to fetch water over time, but drink the water of Mengxi directly.

Later, when the school was built, it was near this spring, and the spring was surrounded directly behind the school. When his grandfather was a teacher, he spent some effort to bring the water from the spring to the school, which was equivalent to making natural tap water.

Yang Zhengdong often came here with a group of children when he was a child, especially in summer, the spring here is cool and pleasant, and there is a natural stone pool with an area of ​​[-] to [-] square meters, where you can swim, take a bath, etc. is the most popular with children.

He took off his clothes, put on his underpants and walked into the pool, the water was still so comfortable.

Although the water is mountain spring water, it should be icy cold, but for some reason, the cold spring water is very comfortable, definitely not that kind of cold. He guessed that there might be hot springs below.

Yang Zhengdong was soaking in the bath beautifully, washed his hair and was about to stand up and get dressed to go out when he suddenly saw a familiar figure trotting towards this side.

He couldn't help shivering, and quickly squatted into the water again, because he knew the person who came over, and it was the "devil sister" Tong Yaojia.

Tong Yaojia didn't know what happened to her, but she trotted away.Yang Zhengdong looked at her route and direction before he realized that she was in a hurry to go to the bathroom.

Yang Zhengdong thought that going to the bathroom should not take a few minutes, so he should wait for Tong Yaojia to leave before getting dressed.

The main reason is that she was afraid that Tong Yaojia would rush over again while she was putting on her clothes, and she might have to say that he was a hooligan in the end, and she couldn't tell clearly.

He lay back in the pool again, quietly enjoying the cool water close to his skin, as if he was being massaged. Anyway, there was nothing wrong, so he closed his eyes.

Who knew, there was a sudden scream, which made him sit up in fright, and then squatted down again.

"No, what are you doing?"

In front of her was "Evil Sister" Tong Yaojia, covering her eyes and screaming.

But looking at it from Yang Zhengdong's point of view, at least one finger can be inserted into the middle of the fingers covering his eyes, and he can see two beady eyeballs staring at him, and he couldn't help asking helplessly .

"What am I doing? I came to the bathroom and saw you taking a shower here with your bare butt. What else do I want to ask you?"

Hearing Yang Zhengdong's question, Tong Yaojia simply took her hand away, stared at him and asked back.

However, his eyes were still looking around at his "jade body", which made him squat down a little more quickly.

"I'm taking a bath, sister! Did you take a bath and put on clothes? Besides, you didn't have a bare butt!"

Yang Zhengdong hugged his knees with his hands and said helplessly.

"Oh! Take a bath, then you can wash it slowly. I didn't come here to peek at you on purpose. Do you want to take your clothes back for you?"

Tong Yaojia said that he was going to pack his clothes. Why did the words sound weird, didn't they peek on purpose, did they peek on purpose?
"No need, grandma, I'll just take a shower after a while, I don't dare to bother you! You go back first, I'll wash up and go back right away, cook for your old man, and serve you!"

Yang Zhengdong didn't dare to let her move, so he quickly refused and comforted her.

"Okay, that's it, you wash first, I'm not in a hurry to eat!"

After Tong Yaojia finished speaking, she turned and walked forward with her hands behind her back, Yang Zhengdong let out a long breath, and slowly stood up from the water.

"Eh? I didn't realize that you are quite white!"

Who knew that Tong Yaojia suddenly turned around while walking, and said something with a smile, Yang Zhengdong was so frightened that he quickly squatted down again.

"Hahaha……"

A burst of silver bell-like laughter flew into the distance, Yang Zhengdong secretly watched the figure turn around the corner of the room, then frantically wiped it a few times, put on his clothes and jumped out.

He didn't dare to stay any longer, if "Sister Devil" was to turn his back on the carbine, his "chastity" would be lost.

Going back and passing the vegetable field, Yang Zhengdong took out a few green vegetables from the haystack, including rapeseed and lettuce, and planned to make a light breakfast.

He just made a "recipe of the four famous chefs" yesterday, it sounds weird, it's not much better than the one hundred coups of the "vegetable master Fusky", but he is a real master level culinary skills.

At least he can cook any of the eight major cuisines on earth, Chinese and Western dishes, but it doesn't seem to be very useful.

I usually don't want to cook by myself, let alone be a chef to cook for others.

But the system produced it, holding the principle of "don't want it for nothing, don't want it and you can't refund it", first accept it first, in case it is used in the future!

"Let me tell you, Sister Yiyi, I found that Yang Zhengdong has a lot of muscles on his body. His abs are definitely eight packs. His body is more standard than the models on TV. I was so flustered when I saw it..."

When Yang Zhengdong walked to the door, he heard Tong Yaojia and Lin Yiran discussing in a low voice, and the content of the discussion seemed...as if...should...maybe...maybe...it was him?
But, why are you still flustered?

(End of this chapter)