imperial decree arrives

Chapter 286 I Don't Believe in Religion
"Now that the zombies have been eliminated, what about the church...?"

Father Wu asked Jiang Hua that he had agreed before, as long as he helped Jiang Hua get rid of the Western Zombies, then Jiang Hua would consider selling the church to them.

Jiang Hua stretched out his hand, suddenly looked at the skeleton left by the Western Zombie, and then said: "This matter is not over yet, and he has not been completely wiped out yet. Once he absorbs blood again, he will recover. Only by turning it into ashes completely , it is possible to completely destroy him.”

Although Daoist Yimei didn't finish much with Western Zombies, he also knew how scary zombies are, so he nodded and said, "If that's the case, why not cremate it now?"

Father Wu didn't suggest, Jiang Hua took out a barrel of gasoline from the imperial decree space, the two of them naturally didn't know what Jiang Hua was holding in their hands, but they didn't ask much, but stood not far away, Watching Jiang Hua pour gasoline on the skeleton by himself.

"Huh? Sure enough, it's dead and unmelted, but it can still cause trouble, and it can even suck up gasoline."

After falling backwards, Jiang Hua realized that something was wrong, because after falling for so long, the ground was not wet, not even a drop of oil.Seeing Jiang Hua suddenly stop moving, the two Taoists with one eyebrow thought it was about to end.But after waiting left and right, they still didn't wait for Jiang Hua to make a move. The two stepped forward, and asked with one eyebrow, "What's wrong?"

"It can absorb gasoline," Jiang Hua said.

Father Wu didn't know what gasoline was, and he didn't care about it. Instead, he asked, "Can't we burn it directly?"

Jiang Hua shook his head. He didn't know, so he took out the lighter and lit it. After trying for a while, it still didn't work.

Daoist Yimei took out the copper sword, looked at the skeleton, and found that the skeleton was as hard as iron, and when it collided with the copper sword, it made a crisp sound, but it did not suffer any damage.

At this time, Jiang Hua said: "Father Wu, pour the holy water into the bucket."

Father Wu nodded and poured the last holy water into the oil barrel. Afterwards, Jiang Hua picked up the oil barrel. Sure enough, with the blessing of holy water, the skeleton could no longer absorb gasoline.After pouring out the oil in the oil barrel, Jiang Hua took out the lighter, and then burned the skeleton off.The raging fire soared into the sky, and the thick black smoke dissipated in the night sky, only a choking smell could be smelled.

"Amen."

Father Wu sighed, and the three of them waited until the skeleton was reduced to ashes before leaving.

"Let's go."

After the three of them left, an evil wind suddenly blew up and scattered the ashes in the air.

"Kakkaka..."

On the ground, a pair of zombie teeth made a terrifying sound. Suddenly, the zombie teeth broke into the ground and disappeared.

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The next day.

The church was reopened, and with a lot of supplies, the church attracted many people to join.And because of the reopening of the church, the Taoist hall with one eyebrow has become much deserted.

Daoist Yimei saw that his two apprentices also went to collect supplies, and he was amazed at the church's ability to fool the believers. If this continues, the villagers in the entire town may become believers in the church. If you believe in religion, who will believe it?

This is a very serious question, so on the second day, after hearing the "dong dong dong" of the church bell, Taoist Priest Yimei closed the door of the Taoist hall, and Jiang Hua accompanied Uncle Jiu.

Daoist Yimei walked along the crowd, and someone saw it and thought that Daoist Yimei was also going to Mass, so he asked, "Uncle Jiu, do you believe in religion too?"

Daoist with one eyebrow replied coldly: "I don't believe in religion."

After a while, all the people on the street walked into the church and started the morning mass. Daoist Yimei saw that there were no people in the street that had just been overcrowded. He was a little surprised, and all the villagers came to the church with emotion.

Seeing no one around, Daoist Yimei looked at Jiang Hua: "Are you going to church?"

Jiang Hua saw the strange look of Taoist Yimei, so he naturally knew that he wanted to go too, but he couldn't save face, otherwise, in the movie, he wouldn't disguise himself as a woman and sneak into the church, and he would end up embarrassing.

Jiang Hua nodded, and said, "I'm going to go in and have a look, how about you?"

Hearing that Jiang Hua was going in too, Daoist Yimei instantly had an idea, so he said, "Then you go in first."

After finishing speaking, Daoist Yimei left alone first. Jiang Hua really wanted to stop Daoist Yimei and tell him not to dress up as a man. In fact, he not only knows how to make up, but also disguises himself, but he hasn't waited for Jiang Hua to speak. , Daoist disappeared with an eyebrow.Helpless, Jiang Hua had no choice but to walk into the church alone.

In the church, some people had already started singing hymns, and many people began to sit down. Jiang Hua came in relatively late, so there was no holy water.As a staunch believer of the church, Anne also had her partial support for the reopening of the church. Father Wu was invited by her to foreign churches, so she stood up consciously, as the church's temporary receptionist, Start greeting people.

After everyone sat down, the priest with one eyebrow in women's clothing tiptoed slowly and walked into the church with a restrained expression. The priest with one eyebrow in women's clothing looked around outside the door, as if he didn't dare to come in.

Seeing this, Annie, who was still entertaining Jianghua, walked to the door with a smile, and then said gently in her sweet voice: "Aha, old lady, welcome, welcome."

Daoist Yimei was a little at a loss, and smiled awkwardly. Annie stretched out her hand, pointed to the holy water platform next to Daoist Yimei, and said, "Old lady, please order some holy water."

Daoist Yimei heard it and asked, "Do you have to order it?"

Annie nodded, with an eyebrow raised in frustration, she had no choice but to approach the holy water platform, and then used her celestial master's technique to give herself a nod.

Annie on the side was a little surprised, then she walked up to Daoist Yimei and said with a smile, "That's not the case."

As he spoke, he tapped some holy water with his finger, and then began to pray in standard eagle language.

The one-eyed Taoist followed suit, casually pointing with his fingers, and then scolded himself: "If you have nothing to do, you will find something to do, and you will make trouble for yourself, stick!"

After ordering the holy water, Daoist Yimei stepped forward, but because of the shoes, he only walked a few steps when Daoist Yimei suddenly fell down and screamed.

When Annie heard this, she hurriedly raised the Taoist priest with one eyebrow, and asked a few questions eagerly. This made A Xing, who was always paying attention to Annie, see that Axing pulled Ayue, and then the two came together, and helped the Taoist priest with one eyebrow up. .

Daoist Yimei saw his two apprentices, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he became angry. These two little bastards actually came to the church behind their backs.

Immediately afterwards, Daoist Yimei was a little worried, because he was still disguised as a man, so he must not let the two find out that he had come to the church secretly, so under the concern of the two, Daoist Yimei had to bow his head, After saying that he was fine, with the help of the two of them, Daoist Yimei was helped up by the two of them.

Jiang Hua, who was in the front, naturally also saw Daoist Yimei, and after a while, the three of them walked to the front, and Ah Xing saw that there was an empty seat beside Annie, so he wanted to sit there.

(End of this chapter)