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Chapter 819 The Sad President Wang
Several people were weeping.

He sighed secretly that he didn't react quickly enough.

Ye Fan showed a mysterious expression.

"It's okay, I can guide you. Listen..."

People are puzzled.

What are you listening to?
The sound of the sea crying?
No.

The voice came in response.

"Ding, Dang!"

"Kuang Ling Kuang Ling Kuang Ling Kuang Ling!"

"hiss!"

"I really want to find a little feeling."

"But 'Tao' didn't catch it, so I really thought it was an allegro."

Hahaha!
Ye Fan was about to die laughing.

If this is spread out.

The dignified President of the Martial Artists Association farts while practicing, and even let out a slapstick, and he is not laughed to death.

Ye Fan didn't feel any distress at all.

Let you exploit me all the time.

Everything is pointing at me.

It should pay a price too.

And right now.

Everyone felt something was wrong.

Because they felt that the windows of the chairman's room seemed to be pushed by a magical force.

suddenly.

One person suddenly realized.

"No, the denser the gas, the higher the pressure in the space. The room where the president is located is completely sealed, and he has been exporting gas, but has not released it."

"Then the consequences can only be... an explosion!"

"Ye Fan, am I right?"

Everyone turned around.

He found that there was no one around Ye Fan.

Look again.

I saw him standing a hundred meters away, searching everywhere.

"It's too much."

"Too selfish!"

"We don't seem to be in a hurry."

"boom!"

With a loud bang.

The entire door and window were blown open by farts.

Due to the existence of farts in the originally sunny weather, there is an inexplicable green feeling.

I almost lost my fingers.

"vomit!"

The unpleasant stench made everyone retch.

Especially the few people who are close.

They were dealt a head-on crit.

Breathe almost in one breath and absorb nine out of ten.

They just feel like their stomachs are turning upside down.

The whole person is not well.

"I can't stand it! Run away."

"Poison gas attack."

"No, I can't walk anymore, I feel like I'm going to die!"

"President, it stinks! Did you just eat shit yesterday?"

see this.

Ye Fan wiped off his sweat. Fortunately, he ran fast.

These three catties of soybeans are really not free.

President Wang is in good health, if he is in poor health.

It is estimated that a fart can destroy myself.

Chairman Wang's face was flushed at the moment.

But Naihe absorbs it too well.

All the chemical reactions that soybeans carry out in his body.

It's like eating Xuanmai and can't stop at all.

"What's the matter, why are you making such a noise?"

President Wang really doesn't want to make things big.

Can only come out to stop.

But he found that everyone's eyes were full of anger, and more people retched on the spot.

He blushed again.

"Oh, I'm so sorry! I just did some chemical experiments in the room and produced some gas."

"Don't worry, these gases are pure green and pollution-free."

what?
Chemistry experiment?
Isn't it fart?
Everyone still trusts President Wang.

A lot of people really believed it.

"I said it couldn't be fart."

"That's right, how could a fart have color!"

"Yes, that's like foam in the sun, colored."

"Haha, rainbow fart! Impossible."

Explained a pass.

Everyone felt better.

After all, it is often psychological.

Instead, they turned their attention to Ye Fan, thinking that he was making a fuss out of a molehill.

Deliberately insulting Chairman Wang.

Ye Fan's eyes moved.

Yaha.

If you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder.

Ye Fan took out the gas mask from the treasure chest, and slowly came to him.

"Now is a good time to practice, Chairman, don't move!"

"Please run the exercises and absorb the essence of the sun and the moon!"

"Can I get in and run it?"

Ye Fan said unhappily, "Is there any Sun Moon Essence in the room?"

"Well!"

President Wang sat on the ground, silently circulating his spiritual energy.

But the physical reaction made him unable to restrain it at all.

His whole body started to tremble.

No.

I have to hold back.

Calm down.

Calm down.

Calm down again.

"I'll go! The president is too powerful, he has practiced so much that his whole body twitches."

"Your face is still pale."

"As expected of the president, as expected of the only person who can practice summoning."

Ye Fan secretly laughed in his heart.

Hmph, let's see how long you can hold back.

"By the way, it must be sucked for two hours."

"what?"

President Wang staggered and almost fell to the ground.

After such a long time, I still haven't suffocated my stomach.

Hold on hold on hold on hold on, hold on for two hours.

But just 5 minutes later.

President Wang suddenly stood up.

Said solemnly.

"Xiaofan, it seems that I have no luck with that summoning technique."

"I simply don't understand how to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon."

"Oh, let's teach it to someone who is destined."

The voice just fell.

He hurried back to the room.

A big wave.

All doors and windows are closed.

then.

The pleasant voice came again.

And louder every time.

The sound wave is too strong, if you don't shake, you will be hit to the ground...

"Ding, Dang!"

"Boom!"

"Kang Ling Bang!"

The sound like a symphony sounded again.

This time, the roof of the house was almost arched by him.

He seemed to understand.

There is no summoning technique.

This kid is taking revenge on Lao Tzu.

Yes, I have used Ye Fan a lot recently.

But I am your uncle after all.

Don't do that!
Boy, I'm so mad!
puff……

With a melodious ending, President Wang felt much more refreshed.

The crowd sighed for a while.

"The president is serious and responsible. Knowing that he can't cultivate, he immediately turned around and went back to do experiments."

"Yes, a role model for my generation."

"It's not easy, and you have to endure the stench."

"Clap clap clap!"

Inexplicable room.

There was thunderous applause at the door.

And it was still led by Ye Fan.

"Drip drip!"

Ye Fan was having a good time playing.

The phone suddenly rang.

"Boss, where are you? The phone is already in place. When will I send it to you?"

Ye Fan slapped his forehead, he almost forgot such an important matter.

"Just wait for me at the mobile phone store, and I'll pick it up right away."

Too late to explain.

He hurried to the room of Lan Ruo and the others.

"I have something urgent to deal with now, and it will probably take a few hours. If you can wait, wait."

"If you can't wait, come with me."

Several people looked at each other.

But they all saw Ye Fan's sense of urgency.

Lan Ruo said lightly: "We still..."

Not finished yet.

Several pitiful eyes floated over.

The rest of the disciples never walked out of the deep mountains and old forests in their entire lives.

They really wanted to follow Ye Fan and go see the outside world together.

"Ugh!"

Lan Ruo sighed heavily.

In the past, she would definitely not agree.

But after Xiaoman's incident, the dead rules in her head have loosened a lot.

I think it's time to take my apprentices and have a look at the vast world.

"Okay, let's go together then."

(End of this chapter)