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Chapter 818 Learning Martial Arts
"Yes, of course!"

Chairman Wang looked expectant.

It seems that he has seen the appearance of summoning the mad bull of hell.

If everyone in the Martial Artists Association can summon this, why not make it flourish.

"Okay! Then find a time to teach you a lesson."

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, just tonight!"

Seeing his father's face like this, Wang Chicong couldn't help covering his cheeks, feeling ashamed.

"Dad, can you let the third child rest for a while, he just finished the battle and needs to recuperate."

"What do you know? This kind of thing should be done as soon as possible. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."

"Go, go back to the association."

And this time.

Lan Ruo spoke slowly.

"Mr. Ye, I have something to talk to you about."

"Well...then you can go back with me! I want to change clothes or something, and we'll talk later, okay?" Ye Fan said lightly.

"Alright, I don't know President Wang..."

"no problem."

A group of people came to the Martial Artists Association.

Nan Gongyu, Yan Lu, Wen Na and others who seldom go out of the mountain gate feel novelty in everything they see.

If it wasn't for Lan Ruo's suppression, they would have been flying everywhere like birds.

Just take a shower.

Ye Fan went to a hall.

Dozens of people were seen waiting here, their eyes shining brightly, looking forward to learning the summoning technique.

"Do all these people learn?"

"That's right, I thought that such an advanced martial skill would definitely require a lot of requirements, so I called a lot of people, and there will always be someone who meets the requirements."

"Not bad, very smart."

Ye Fan smiled and stood in front of everyone.

"Let me first say that Summoning is an extremely ancient martial art, and the requirements are beyond your imagination."

"I will explain in turn below, and those who do not meet the requirements, please leave automatically."

Everyone nodded silently.

But they are full of unyielding spirit.

Everyone wants to be the lucky one.

But is there?
No.

Ye Fan just wanted to mess with President Wang and make some pranks.

"First of all, female companions, please leave."

"what?"

This one requires at least half of the people to be wiped out.

Many of the talented and intelligent are women.

"Xiao Fan, you can't engage in male chauvinism, is there really such a requirement?"

"Of course, can I still lie to you?"

Ye Fan thought about lightning, and explained in detail.

"Summoning requires extreme yang power, and women are yin, so they can't meet the activation requirements at all."

Ugh!
The women sighed and left the room disappointed.

Ye Fan was satisfied, looked at the old and the young, and said lightly: "Secondly, those whose realm is below the peak of Huajin should leave."

"There are still requirements for the realm?"

"Of course, otherwise anyone can practice, so it's not a mess!"

"Without the support of powerful aura, what a fart to summon."

A large group of people walked again.

"People who have never had children leave."

"It's too much!"

Wang Chicong said: "Brother, you are obviously setting up a threshold. What does practicing martial arts have to do with having children?"

Ye Fan said unhappily.

"Second brother, I am saving face for you. You are really not suitable for practicing now."

In a flash.

He understood what it meant.

Hello, Ye Fan.

We haven't seen each other for a few months, and we already have girlfriends.

resignedly.

He was reluctant to leave.

At this moment, only President Wang and a few elders were left on the scene.

Ye Fan raised his eyebrows.

"Go away if you are over 50 years old."

"Hey! Sure enough, it's not suitable to practice martial arts when you're old."

"Leave if the height is less than 1.7 meters five."

"The departure of the single eyelid."

"Leave if you look black."

……

After some screening.

Ye Fan thought President Wang was the only one left, but he didn't expect that there was another one standing strong.

Really no eyesight.

Didn't you realize that he only wanted to leave Chairman Wang alone?
Then, he spoke again.

"Less than 150 catties leave."

"No son left."

"The wife left without dying."

……

Another screening.

The two are still strong.

I rely on!

Against me it is.

Ye Fan said in a deep voice, "Why don't you leave?"

The man scratched his head.

"The key is that I meet all the requirements you said, and I don't want to miss this opportunity."

Ye Fan gritted his teeth: "Okay, you forced me to do this."

"Those whose surname is not Wang leave."

"Damn! You are going too far."

"Your surname is not Wang either."

The man was furious.

"It would have been better to say that there is only the head of the church. Why waste so much effort."

"Are you still angry? I don't blame you for having no eyesight."

"Hmph, don't teach if you can't afford it!"

Saying that, the man walked away.

"Come back and say it again in front of me if you have the ability! See if I don't break your legs."

Ye Fan was out of breath.

He looked at President Wang fiercely.

"Okay, since you meet the requirements, then I will teach you personally."

"First of all, concentrate on calming the breath and expel the stale air from the body."

"Come here, fry five catties of soybeans for the president, don't put anything."

"Bring another two catties of cold water."

All the props.

Ye Fan smiled slightly: "President, eat! This is the most critical step. If there is too much turbidity in the body, it is impossible to practice."

"This... well, okay."

Without any choice.

Chairman Wang began to eat soybeans spoon by spoon.

Then drink cold water in big gulps.

Take advantage of the chemical reaction time.

Ye Fan returned to his room and began to take a shower and change clothes, and went out again, as if he had regained his life.

Far away.

He saw many people discussing something around President Wang's gate.

"Listen, what happened inside?"

"Bang, bang!"

"Duang, Duang!"

"Pfft, puff!"

"Beep, beep!"

……

"It's so rhythmic, is it learning summoning?"

"It's so possible! It's indeed a divine skill! It's so great when you learn it."

"Oh, it's a pity! We all don't meet the requirements, so we don't have the chance for this technique."

"Huh? Isn't that Ye Fan? How did he appear here?"

Ye Fan walked to the center of the crowd and said lightly: "Why can't I be here? I just taught the first part of the president, which is called clearing the turbidity."

"Uh... the turbid air refers to the exhaled air when the human body breathes and the arrow air discharged from the anus. The exhalation will definitely not have such a big movement, it can only be the arrow air."

"So, could it be that he is...farting!"

"Congratulations, you got it!"

"I go!"

Everyone laughed wryly.

What the hell are they doing.

He actually chatted around a president who was farting.

If he knows this, he must not wear small shoes behind his back.

Several people moved their eyes.

The conversation turned.

"As expected of the president, it's amazing, even the fart has such a sense of rhythm! And did you hear it? There seems to be Tao in this fart."

"I hear it! How about you?"

"Damn, it's over! I'm so stupid that I didn't hear anything!"

(End of this chapter)