Patriarch's leisurely daily life

Chapter 23 White Monkey?
Because yesterday I had agreed with Zhou Tong to start a video, and after solving the matter of the two boys, Guo Shuyu found an excuse and separated from Luo Yongsheng. After all, he was Luo Yongsheng's junior, and Guo Shuyu felt uncomfortable talking when he was next to him.

At the entrance of an alley, a clansman was packing up his things. When he saw Guo Shuyu, he hurriedly and respectfully greeted him. Guo Shuyu waved his hand to let him do his own work, and then began to choose video chat.

Originally, Guo Shuyu wanted to send a message in advance. After all, who knows what Zhou Tong is doing now, what if he hasn't woken up yet?But then I thought, wouldn't it be better?So I dialed the video directly.

It was obvious that Guo Shuyu had miscalculated. Although he slept very late last night, he got up at a little after six o'clock. Zhou Tong was putting on makeup when Guo Shuyu dialed the past video.

Anyway, it was the first time to open a video with Guo Shuyu. Zhou Tong naturally attached great importance to it. There is no doubt that this is a good sign.

The video didn't connect right away, but it wasn't too slow. After waiting for three to five seconds, a goddess-level beauty similar to the one in the photo appeared on the phone screen.

If you divide beauties into several categories, cute, enchanting, glamorous, next-door, and capable, then Zhou Tong is undoubtedly the last one. Her appearance is relatively three-dimensional and does not give people a sense of alienation. Nice touch.

She is not considered a strong woman, but to be precise, she is a career-oriented beauty.

Zhou Tong is very white, like porcelain, especially the dark half sleeves set off her whiteness more vividly. It is said that she is 1.7 meters [-], but it is a pity that only the upper body is shown in the video, which is a little disappointing.

"You look much better than in the photo."

This is not a hypocritical compliment, but the truth. The photos are beautiful, but they always give people a fake feeling, and the beauty in front of them gives people a sense of reality.

Zhou Tong giggled and said, "How should I answer? I'm more disappointed than I expected?"

Guo Shuyu was a little dissatisfied: "Didn't you meet me?"

"How long has it been, I have long forgotten what you look like."

"This is really heartbreaking."

……

There was still a period of time before the 9 o'clock sacrifice. Guo Shuyu simply turned on the video and took Zhou Tong to visit Guojiazhuang. In fact, Zhou Tong knew Guojiazhuang quite well. After all, Luo Yongsheng regularly broadcasted live for three hours a day, but today is a one-on-one service, just in time. Take a look at places that Luo Yongsheng has not broadcast live, such as Guo Shuyu's home, ancestral hall, etc.

Whether it is Guo Shuyu's home or the ancestral hall, Zhou Tong is undoubtedly amazed. She is also considered a wealthy family and has some insights into furniture. Although I don't know the value of these furniture, it must be worth a lot.

You can also see a lot of furniture in Luo Yongsheng's live broadcast, but Guo Shuyu's family obviously paid more attention to the production, so Zhou Tongming knew the result, but he still couldn't help asking: "Is this all handmade by your clan? "

"Is it in good condition? I'll give you a dressing table later." Guo Shuyu waved his hand and promised.

Zhou Tong said in a coquettish tone, "Then I want you to make it by hand."

Such a beautiful woman acted like a baby, and ordinary people really couldn't resist it, but Guo Shuyu still resisted it, not because of anything else, just because...he doesn't know carpentry.

"I want to do it for you too, but I don't have the ability. This thing also depends on talent. I practice boxing with my tribe every day, but my talent is just that. I guess I can fight 10 special forces in a lifetime of training."

Zhou Tong glanced at him: "Are you showing off your talent in martial arts?"

Guo Shuyu said solemnly: "No, I'm telling you, my people are very powerful, don't think about making me kneel on the washboard when you get married in the future."

A strange smile appeared on Zhou Tong's face: "Can I think this is your confession?"

The serious expression disappeared in an instant, and Guo Shuyu said hehe: "If you agree, then it is, if you don't agree, then it is not."

Zhou Tong pouted: "So insincere? Then I definitely don't agree."

Guo Shuyu hurriedly asked: "So is there sincerity?"

Zhou Tong didn't answer, but laughed out loud, Guo Shuyu suddenly realized, with a depressed face: "You're kidding me."

At 9:[-], Guo Shuyu hurried to the sacrificial site, and then grabbed a clansman and asked him to hold the mobile phone. The clansman looked at Zhou Tong on the screen in a daze, and asked Guo Shuyu stupidly: "Patriarch, where is this white monkey?" Who!"

"White monkey?"

Zhou Tong on the phone was stunned. In fact, not only she was stunned, but Guo Shuyu was also stunned, because he saw that the tribe was not joking, and of course they would not joke with Guo Shuyu, but, but really It's unbelievable, such a beautiful woman, you actually call her White Monkey?
"You are joking?"

Guo Shuyu said this sentence without thinking, and the clansman looked confused: "What are you kidding? Isn't this skinny and thin monkey a white monkey?"

Snapped!
The video was cut off right there.

"..." Guo Shuyu
"??? Patriarch, the white monkey is gone." Guo Clan member.

"That's not a white monkey, it might be my wife in the future."

"..." Guo clan members

The members of the Guo clan said with a pale face: "Patriarch, have I offended the patriarch's wife?"

Seeing the pale face of that clansman, Guo Shuyu comforted him: "Maybe! But it's more likely that something happened to hang up."

As soon as Guo Shuyu's words fell, Guo Shuyu's mobile phone rang several times in the hands of the tribe, and the tribe couldn't help but glanced at it, and then...

"Patriarch, is there any work outside? I think I can do it."

Guo Shuyu glanced at his mobile phone, Zhou Tong sent a few words in succession, the meaning was very simple and clear, if I marry you, can I take care of that guy?Also, what's his name?
"It's okay, women are generally forgetful, and they may forget quickly." Guo Shuyu comforted the tribe again.

The clansmen are still uneasy, but their faces are much better.

Consolation is comfort, Guo Shuyu also knows that in this kind of thing, if a woman really remembers you, then she probably won't forget you in ten or eight years, White Monkey... Maybe this is the first time she has heard such an evaluation!Suddenly, Guo Shuyu couldn't help laughing.

Guo Shuyu on Zhou Tong's side naturally couldn't ignore it, and simply said a few words of comfort, and then seeing that Zhou Tong didn't intend to start the video again, Guo Shuyu directly boarded a temporary high platform.

There are five steps in the sacrifice, fasting, taking place, welcoming the gods, offering sacrifices, and saying goodbye to the gods.

Fasting is actually cleaning and arranging clothes. Miao Zhu sprinkled some water on Guo Shuyu's body, and then straightened Guo Shuyu's clothes.

As the name implies, it is natural to stand according to seniority and status. If you stand well, you will be in place. Then Guo Shuyu announced the start. The temple commemorates the sacrificial text and offers three animals (pigs, cattle and sheep). After the ceremony, music is played and worshiped again and again, and the farewell to the gods is completed.

Because there are fewer and fewer people who understand these things in modern times, and because people are busy, various etiquettes have been simplified a lot. Most places hold temple fairs and even cancel these procedures directly. It is market stalls.

Due to the sacrifice here, no one was shopping at the stalls over there, so a large number of people from other villages were watching the excitement not far away, and many people even took out their mobile phones to record and take pictures.

These people have made a lot of money today. Although they are very busy in the morning, many members of the Guo clan go to their stalls to buy things, especially clothes. The clothes in the car have been sold in less than half an hour. It's empty. Although they all think the camouflage is good, durable and durable, the patriarch is unwilling to ask them to buy two more so that Guojiazhuang will not look like a military camp. Since it is the patriarch's arrangement, they can only follow it.

Guo Shuyu's father and mother at the temple fair naturally also came, so after the sacrifice, Guo Shuyu accompanied them to the village for a stroll, and stayed for lunch by the way.

The ancestral hall has been built, and the signs are in place. Guo Shuyu's grandfather, great-grandfather, and more than a dozen people are in it.

I don’t even remember the names, let alone the portraits. There are only portraits of Guo Shuyu’s grandparents, which were drawn by the painters in the clan based on the photos, and then framed by the carpenter.

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