Patriarch's leisurely daily life

Chapter 22 The Two Little Mice Are Terrified

Because of the temple fair, Guojiazhuang became lively at 5 o'clock in the morning, but at the beginning, because they were not allowed to enter the village, the villagers of Guojiazhuang even had a little quarrel with the vendors who came here for the temple fair.

Why just a little quarrel?That's because just as Luo Yongsheng signaled, a Longyou collateral tribe broke a tree with his palm, and the scene became quiet for an instant. After that, the scene naturally became very harmonious.

Because the temple fair was going to be held today, Luo Yongsheng didn't leave at all last night, which was fortunate. Otherwise, when Guo Shuyu hadn't woken up, those vendors who came to the temple fair would be in bad luck.

The situation at the Arch Bridge is still good, but those who sneaked into the village were the ones who were really miserable. At this time, they met the patrolling Guo clan members. One can imagine what happened to them.

That is to say, at the beginning, Guo Shuyu taught them the law, and then he often said not to hurt others easily, so he only broke two ribs, otherwise...

It was precisely because of this that Guo Shuyu was called up. Otherwise, the temple fair would officially start at 9:8, and Guo Shuyu would have to sleep until 40:1. Last night he chatted with Zhou Tong until after [-]:[-] am for no reason. exhausted.

The main reason for chatting for such a long time is that last night Zhou Tong rarely did not follow Guo Shuyu’s routine, but chatted about some daily life, such as Zhou Tong’s family situation, fun things in junior high and high school, and some troubles in the process of being pursued after college. thing.

In fact, it’s not completely free of routines, because Guo Shuyu also said a lot of embarrassing things about his junior high school and college days last night. For example, he saw a joke when he was in college. He went out to eat with the goddess, but the goddess got drunk. The protagonist sneered with disdain, hum, you think I don't know you're drinking soda?If you want to interrupt my game, no way!
At that time, Guo Shuyu laughed very happily and shared it with everyone, but one day he suddenly remembered something. When he was in high school, a person he talked to said that he was playing by the small pond in the school, and he fell into the water, and his trouser legs and shoes were wet. Yes, let him go and help.

Guo Shuyu was unhappy, he took a Saturday and Sunday off in two weeks, and finally played games, you tell me your pants are wet?What can I do if the pants are wet, you ask the people in your dormitory to bring you one, and it’s over?What use am I in the past?

At that time, Guo Shuyu was the other party who answered in this way, and then the other party hung up the phone. Guo Shuyu thought that the other party was making trouble for no reason, so he didn't bother to talk to her, and then... the next day, Monday morning, they broke up. When they broke up, they still said Guo Shuyu childish.

This sentence made Guo Shuyu wonder for several years, why am I so naive?It wasn't until that day that he suddenly realized that I am so naive!

Hearing this story, Zhou Tong took a long time to reply: "You tell me this, do you want to express that you are still a chick? Funny/expression"

"Couldn't you be wrong! Horrified/expression."

"You want to trick me? This is your purpose! Contempt/expression."

"I've been studying in middle and high school, and I haven't talked to anyone. Although I have a little leisure time in college, I haven't taken care of it. The main reason is that there is no suitable one. In the past two years of graduate school... I did like a boy, but he didn't like him at all. I."

"Is there anyone else who doesn't like you?"

Guo Shuyu is really incredible.

"It's normal! Compared with things between men and women, he prefers mathematics."

……

Recalling the content of the chat last night, Guo Shuyu couldn't help but blushed a little, why the hell did he tell all those embarrassing things about himself?And the ultimate purpose has been seen through.

I muttered in my heart, and then came down to the south entrance of the village surrounded by more than a dozen people from the tribe. At this time, two teenagers who were [-] or [-] were curled up holding each other with their noses and tears, surrounded by dozens of village patrol officers.

On the other side, Luo Yongsheng obviously scolded a clansman with him, vaguely, Guo Shuyu sounded like he was blaming him for being so hard that his ribs were broken.

Hearing this, Guo Shuyu breathed a sigh of relief. As soon as he heard the news that the patrol team had taken action, Guo Shuyu's heart really jumped. He was not afraid of anything else, but these guys would kill him!

Guo Shuyu was relieved until he knew that the person was not dead, but was injured. As long as the person was not dead, it would be much easier to solve. Now the clan has a lot of money, and it is stipulated that such things as sacrifices are not allowed to enter. The north and south entrances of the village are blocked, and the other party can only enter through the wall.

In the entire Guojiazhuang, only the main street can lead to the two village entrances, and the hutongs in other places are basically sealed off, and occasionally the two unsealed ones are also equipped with doors and locked.

What are the names of these two guys? This is called entering the village illegally!

Guo Shuyu has already prepared for the serious injury of the other party, and prepared the charges. At most, he will be compensated tens of thousands of yuan for treatment. Don't even think about anything else.And at this moment, when he heard that he had broken two ribs, he naturally didn't take it to heart.

This is like when you touch porcelain and your acting skills are better. The moment the new driver sees you lying on the ground, he thinks it is broken and the car may be gone. I'm fine with 3000, do you think he's happy?While talking, you suddenly saw the police, you panicked, and hurriedly said that you are not bad, don’t pay 3000, just give me the 500 cash in your hand, and don’t want the rest.

The new driver not only happily gave you the money, but he might even say that he met a good person today.

Of course, if you meet an old driver or a female driver, it’s a different matter. The first one may not only not give you money, but also beat you up. Press you once.

Going back to the scene, when Luo Yongsheng saw Guo Shuyu, he let go of the Guo clan member directly, and walked towards Guo Shuyu a little angrily, but at the same time, the two children over there also saw Guo Shuyu. One roared in an extremely tragic voice: "Uncle Guo, help!"

Uncle Guo?Everyone here is surnamed Guo, who is your name?

Guo Shuyu was stunned for a moment, and then realized that this must be calling him, and the others don't know outsiders!Luo Yongsheng, who was walking towards Guo Shuyu angrily, stopped immediately when he heard the voice, and looked hesitantly at the two teenagers over there.

After seeing the other side's face clearly, Guo Shuyu couldn't help laughing: "Hey! Isn't this a little monkey? Why, came to me from the house today?"

"Come, come, cut off both of his hands."

Hearing Guo Shuyu's words, a member of the tribe walked over directly, and the two teenagers were frightened, especially the one named Little Monkey, who called the one miserable, and hugged the other fiercely, and the one who was hugged At this time, I don’t want to. If someone wants to cut off your hand, why are you dragging me? Don’t cut off my hand in a fit of anger.

One desperately pulled, and the other struggled desperately, but they didn't have the strength of their clansmen, so they stretched out their hands easily, and the two were picked up together.

"Old Guo!"

Luo Yongsheng called Guo Shuyu worriedly, but Guo Shuyu shook his head.

"I was wrong, I don't dare to do it again, please forgive me this time, Uncle Guo!"

"I hear these words familiar. When did you ever forgive you before? Have you been honest?" Guo Shuyu smiled, but didn't ask the clansman who was carrying him to let go.

"I was really wrong this time, and I dare not do it again."

Guo Shuyu continued to ignore it, until the clansmen took out their axes and were really ready to do it, Guo Shuyu called him: "Okay, it's uncomfortable to howl, this time I saw too many people, let him keep his hands first, then Next time, don't notify me, just deal with it quietly. But this time, although you keep your hands, this matter can't be left alone. Find a place, hang him up, and dry him for two hours, but pay attention Don't suffer from heat stroke."

The last sentence was spoken by Kan Kan to a clansman, who understood Guo Shuyu's meaning, nodded and left.

The two teenagers were really bluffed this time, what does it mean to deal with it?He is now the boss of the black society?
Luo Yongsheng naturally saw that Guo Shuyu was trying to scare the other party, and couldn't help but said: "They are still young, why are you scaring them?"

"Lao Luo, you didn't listen to what I said just now. These two are habitual offenders, regular customers of the police station, and the family can't control them at all. I just thought about giving them a hard time today."

"Then it should also focus on education. You're making it look like the Black Society. It's just nonsense. Outsiders know what they think of our Guojiazhuang."

For these words, Guo Shuyu naturally went in his left ear and out his right ear, and didn't listen at all.

(End of this chapter)