history's cheapest

Chapter 99 I'm a Little Milk Dog

"What's the problem? Why is brother so successful? Then brother will tell you why brother is so successful!"

A confident smile appeared on Huang Yong's face, and when he was about to brag again, Fan Jian shook his head and said, "I don't want to ask how you succeeded, I just want to ask, did you like to steal offering fruits when you were young? "

What is this problem called?
Han Yue looked at Fan Jian with a puzzled expression, not knowing why she was asking this.

A group of people in the live broadcast room were also curious: "What does the anchor mean?"

"I don't know. According to the anchor's past pissing behavior, I guess he is going to be a bitch again!"

"This sentence can be offensive, what a joke!"

"That's right, if it's cheap, I'll reward ten dog food!"

"Cut, ten dog food is only a few cents, I live live and eat shit!"

……

When the live broadcast room was noisy, Huang Yong looked at Fan Jian with a look of surprise: "When I was young, my family was poor and couldn't afford fruits, so I often went to steal fruits for offerings, but how did you know?"

When Han Yue heard this, she also looked surprised: I can guess all of this, so can Fan Jian still tell fortunes?

Fan Jian chuckled and said: "Want to know, it's very simple, you look like you have been punished by God, who can't tell!!!"

System: Congratulations on getting 10 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting the base value...

puff!
Han Yue was drinking water, but when she heard Fan Jian's words, she couldn't hold back, and spit out a mouthful of water.

There was even more explosion in the live broadcast room:

Audience 1: "Damn it, the anchor is too cheap, beat around the bush and call the parents ugly!"

Audience 2: "Although he is telling the truth, isn't he afraid of being beaten to death?"

Audience 3: "I guess the anchor is going to be cold!"

……

XX rewarded the anchor ten dog food.

"By the way, what about the one who said he was going to broadcast live and eat shit?"

"Sit and wait to eat shit!"

"+1 upstairs!"

"What are you talking about, I can't see, I'm illiterate!" The person who said eating shit before immediately typed!

cut!
The live broadcast room was overwhelmed by this word.

When Huang Yong heard Fan Jian's words, his face was extremely ugly, and he forced a smile and said: "Little brother, you are still really humorous!"

"No, I'm telling the truth, don't you ever look in the mirror?" Fan Jian asked sincerely.

Huang Yong pretended not to hear Fan Jian's words, but said to Han Yue: "Han Yue, do you have a boyfriend now?"

"I...not yet!" Han Yue shook her head.

When Huang Yong heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, and he said excitedly: "You don't have a boyfriend, and I don't have a girlfriend. Although I have a car, a house and money, I haven't forgotten you after graduation. I couldn't give you happiness before, but now I have everything, can you be my girlfriend?"

Live broadcast room: "Looking like this and still wanting to chase the goddess, it's like a toad wanting to eat swan meat!"

"That's right, donkeys don't know how long their faces are!"

"How do you think the goddess will reject him?"

"I don't know, I think my goddess is so kind-hearted, she definitely won't refuse too hard!"

"Anchor, you are not up yet at this time, what are you waiting for, use your cheapness to kill him!"

"Anchor, kill him!"

……

"Brother Huang Yong, you'd better give up, Sister Han Yue won't agree to you!" Fan Jian interjected.

"Really?" Huang Yong looked at Han Yue.

Han Yue nodded slightly.

"Why, am I so rich now?" Huang Yong asked unwillingly.

Fan Jian said lazily: "Brother Huang Yong, why don't you understand? Sister Han Yue's rejection has nothing to do with whether you have money or not. The most important thing is that you dislike your ugliness!"

Live broadcast room: "The anchor's words hurt my heart!"

"But there's nothing wrong with it. If they're together, it's a beauty with a beast!"

……

Fan Jian continued: "Although Sister Han Yue doesn't have a boyfriend, but with me, a little milk dog, what boyfriend do I need?"

"Little milk dog, what do you mean?" Huang Yong said with a confused face.

"Brother Huang Yong, you are too OUT. You don't even know what a little milk dog means. In this case, I will give you a free science introduction. A little milk dog is a handsome guy who is handsome, inexperienced, and has a lovable personality. It's just like me, it's also a kind of boyfriend!" Fan Jian said with a generous face.

Studio:
"Damn it, the host is too shameless, isn't he?"

"+10086 upstairs!"

"As far as the anchor's appearance is concerned, he is not as handsome as me, and his personality is not as good as a milk dog. He is completely a husky!"

"There's nothing wrong with what Lao Tie said, the most important thing is that he dared to pick on my goddess, drag him out and beat him to death!"

"+1 upstairs!"

……

A group of people in the live broadcast room shouted with righteous indignation.

"You mean that you are equivalent to Han Yue's boyfriend?" Huang Yong asked.

"Well, you're right to understand that!" Fan Jian nodded.

When Huang Yong heard this, instead of being angry, he laughed out loud, and said mockingly: "Little brother, you are only 20 years old at most, right?"

"No, I am!" Fan Jian corrected.

"Hehe, that means you are still 4 years away from the legal age of marriage. Now Han Yue is 26. When you can get married, Han Yue will be 30. Do you think Han Yue can wait for you? And you think it's up to you Can you give Han Yue happiness? Do you have money? Do you know what this is?"

Huang Yong looked at Fan Jian mockingly, then took out a key from his pocket and slapped it on the table, revealing the sign of the key: BMW!

"It's just the BMW car key!" Fan Jian said nonchalantly.

Huang Yong curled his lips: "It's just the key to the BMW car, do you have it?"

Fan Jian shook his head and said, "I really don't have the key for the BMW car, but will this work?"

While talking about Fan Jian, he was digging things out of the capital.

Huang Yong sneered: "What are you taking out, the bicycle key?"

Snapped!
Fan Jian threw it on the table. It was also a key, but this key had the Porsche logo on it!
Huang Yong was a little dumbfounded, and looked at Fan Jian in disbelief.

"If it doesn't work, I still have this, and this, and this!"

As he said that, Fan Jian threw three more keys on the table, Maserati, Bentley, and Ferrari, each one was better than the other!
The people in the live broadcast room looked at the four car keys, and were a little dumbfounded, and said, "The anchor is too awesome, isn't it?"

The running snail said: "Tch, this is just a trivial matter. I suspect that the anchor is a super rich second generation. You didn't see that when he first started live broadcasting, the entire platform was swiped by him, and all kinds of fierce people sent treasure maps. Don't believe it!" If so, you go to the reward list, the anchor should be number one in the reward list now!"

"Well, no wonder the host is so cheap and hasn't been beaten to death, so he has the confidence!"

"Anchor v587!"

……

Every time Fan Jian threw a key, Huang Yong's eyes widened a little bit, until they were bigger than a copper bell, and Fan Jian was completely shocked.

"Do you see these things?" Fan Jian asked with a smile.

Huang Yong looked at Fan Jian and didn't want to talk anymore. It was really embarrassing. Compared with others, his BMW was like a grocery shopping cart. He stood up disheveledly and was about to leave. Shouted: "Brother Huang Yong, wait a minute!"

(End of this chapter)