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Chapter 100 Another Payment Method

"What?"

Huang Yong stared at Fan Jian with a bad expression.

Fan Jian smiled and said, "It's nothing, I just want to tell you, don't forget to pay the bill when you leave!"

Live broadcast room: Audience 1: "Fuck, this is too shameless!"

Audience 2: "That's right, such a crazy slap in the face, and let others pay for it, I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to that Huang Yong!"

"+1 upstairs!"

"+2 upstairs!"

The snail who was running wildly said, "It's over, it's too soon, the anchor didn't even use one-third of his skills this time!"

……

Huang Yong stared at Fan Jian and snorted coldly, then turned and left the restaurant!

Fan Jian stared at Huang Yong's back with disdain on his face: "It's too stingy for someone who agreed to invite you to dinner, but didn't even buy the bill!"

The people in the weekly broadcast room used ellipses to express their feelings at this moment: This is still stingy, but if they were cheated so much, let alone not paying the bill, they even wanted to come here and challenge Fan Jian one-on-one!

"Waiter!" Fan Jian shouted.

The waiter came over: "Hi sir, is there anything I need to serve?"

Fan Jian said shyly, "Then what, can I return the dish I just ordered?"

"I'm sorry, sir, the back kitchen has already cooked the dish you ordered just now!" the waiter said politely.

"Then can I change the payment method instead of paying?" Fan Jian asked.

"Of course, in addition to cash, our store also supports credit card, WeChat, Alipay and various payment methods!" The waiter said with a smile.

Fan Jian shook his head and said, "I'm not talking about these payment methods."

"Then what are you talking about?" the waiter asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"Is it okay to brush your face?" Fan Jian looked at the waiter innocently with wide-eyed eyes.

Han Yue: ...

Live broadcast room: "I'll go, the anchor is a bit shameless!"

"I'm still brushing my face, isn't this just wanting to eat the overlord's meal?"

"Haha, everyone, guess if the anchor will be beaten to death by the waiter!"

"It's probably impossible to kill him, but he might be maimed!"

……

The waiter looked at Fan Jian speechlessly: "Sir, our restaurant does not accept the payment method of facial recognition. If you insist on facial recognition, we can give you a discount!"

Fan Jian thought for a while and said, "A discount is also possible, how much discount?"

"Bone discount!" the waiter replied.

When the audience in the live broadcast room heard this, they directly used: Haha, the two words swiped the screen!
"This waiter speaks sharply, I like it!"

"I forgot to record it just now. Otherwise, if I record this part and put it on the Internet, this waiter will definitely become popular!"

……

Fan Jian said with black lines all over his face: "Your restaurant is too inhumane, it's okay, you can go down!"

"Okay, sir, if you need anything else, you can call me anytime!" The waiter left this sentence and retreated.

Seeing the waiter leave, Fan Jian said in a low voice, "Sister Han Yue, why don't we run away while they're not paying attention after we finish eating later!"

"Escape order?" Han Yue asked with wide-eyed eyes.

"Well, this is called a strategic retreat!" Fan Jianyi said righteously.

When Han Yue heard this, she immediately felt very excited. She has been a good girl since she was a child, and she has never done anything out of line. Now that she heard Fan Jian's proposal, her heart was about to move, but she still said worriedly: " What if we are caught up?"

"Don't worry, if Fatty puts us at the bottom, we will definitely not be able to catch up with us, and he will be the one who will be beaten, so it has nothing to do with us!" Fan Jian said nonchalantly.

Hearing Fan Jian's words in the live broadcast room, there was a lot of 666, and I felt that the anchor was starting to be cheap now!
System: Congratulations on getting 20 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 18 points of baseness!
Congratulations on getting cheap...

The fat man looked at Fan Jian resentfully: "Boss, how are you?"

"I think it's pretty good!" Fan Jian nodded and said.

Zhang Wei said with a speechless face, "Is it okay if I pay the bill this time?"

"It would have been better if you said no!" Fan Jian said dissatisfied.

Zhang Wei has black lines on his face, your sister, is it my fault?
"Okay, stop fighting, you two, I'll treat you to this meal!" Han Yue said generously, and then looked curiously at the keys on the table: "By the way, these keys are real? "

When the people in the live broadcast room heard this, they all stared at the screen and pricked up their ears. They also wanted to know if these keys were real!
"Of course not, look!" Fan Jian picked up the Porsche key and pressed it lightly!
Snapped!
A flame burst out!
I'll go, isn't this just a lighter?

Han Yue was speechless for a while, and asked, "Then the rest of them are also lighters?"

"How is it possible, why do I buy so many lighters!"

Fan Jian shook his head at the Maserati key and said, "This is a hair dryer!"

"Bentley's is a comb!"

"This Ferrari is amazing, an electric shaver!"

Every time Fan Jian said something, the faces of the people in the live broadcast room became ugly, and then everyone's faces were as dark as the bottom of the pot, and they couldn't help expressing sympathy for Huang Yong. defeated!
Han Yue was also speechless for a while, and said, "Why do you buy these things when you have nothing to do?"

"For the image!" Fan Jian said as a matter of course.

While a few people were talking, the waiters had already served all the dishes one after another.

I stayed in the ward for more than three hours just now, and it was already past lunch time. Fan Jian and Han Yue didn't feel much, but Zhang Wei couldn't, he was already big, and he hadn't eaten for so long , I was so hungry a long time ago, when I saw the food was served, I started to gobble it up, but when I was eating, I didn't put down the phone in my hand, I still held it up!

Looking at this scene, Han Yue couldn't help frowning. Doctors like them actually have a cleanliness addiction. If it is serious, there can't even be a little dust in the house. Although she also has a cleanliness addiction, it's not that serious, but look When Zhang Wei was eating, he still held up his mobile phone, and couldn't help but said, "Stop playing with your mobile phone while eating. According to scientific research, the bacteria on your mobile phone is twenty times that of the toilet!"

"So dirty?" Zhang Wei was shocked when he heard this, and quickly put the phone on the table.

Fan Jian said: "Sister Han Yue, are you making a fuss out of a molehill?"

"To make a big deal out of a molehill, do you know the saying that diseases come from the mouth, once such dirty bacteria are eaten into the mouth, how many diseases will be caused!" Sister Han Yue said with a serious face.

Fan Jian thought for a while and said, "It sounds scary, but I don't think it's not as dirty as you said that the mobile phone is dirtier than the toilet, right?"

"Why not, this is all scientific research, you have to believe in scientific data!" Han Yue said.

Fan Jian heard this, so he asked: "Since the mobile phone is dirtier than the toilet, then I dare to lick the mobile phone, Sister Han Yue, do you dare to lick the toilet?"

(End of this chapter)