history's cheapest

Chapter 94 Man's Nature

"Doctor, I think I'm sick!"

Studio:
"666!"

"The anchor is quite self-aware!"

"Anchor, I advise you to give up treatment, the cheap disease can't be cured!"

……

The doctor glanced at Fan Jian and said, "Everyone who comes to me is sick, come on, tell me about your condition specifically?"

"I suspect that I have intermittent amnesia!" Fan Jian said after thinking for a while.

"It's not up to you what disease you have. You have to tell me the specific situation. I will judge. Just tell me what your symptoms are now!" the doctor said dissatisfied.

"Ugh!"

Fan Jian sighed heavily, and then said: "Whenever I see a beautiful girl on the street, I forget that I already have a girlfriend, and I always want to ask for their phone number, WeChat, doctor, what do you say?" Am I already in the late stages of amnesia?"

The live broadcast room was swiped by 666 in an instant!

"Anchor 666!"

"Nimma, I seem to have this disease too!"

"Do you think the anchor will be beaten to death by the doctor!"

"It's too cheap, to tease the doctor like this!"

"No, I don't think the doctor will beat the anchor to death, but pull the anchor out and play the little jj a hundred times!"

"It's so interesting, even this kind of disease can be imagined, no, I'm going to die laughing!"

XX rewards a Dali Pill for the host!
XX rewards the anchor with 66 roses!

……

The doctor stared at Fan Jian with black lines all over his face, and said only one word: "Get lost!"

Hearing this, Fan Jian's feet went limp, and he fell to the ground with a thump, and shouted in horror, "Doctor, what do you mean, that there is no cure for my disease, and I will go home and wait to die? Doctor, I don't want to die, save me, I'm still young!"

Studio:……

"The anchor looks so cheap!"

"It's really cheap!"

"Dare to ask the anchor, how did you become so cheap?"

……

The doctor yelled with a dark face: "You are a fool, I haven't cured this disease myself, and I still treat you, hurry up!"

Fan Jian got up abruptly, and looked at the doctor with contempt: "Bah, even this kind of disease can't be cured, what a quack doctor!"

"What are you talking about, I'm a quack doctor?" The doctor immediately stopped doing it when he heard this, "I'm a medical student with a bachelor's and a master's degree. Don't say I can't cure your disease, anyone else can't cure it." Well, it is natural for men to like beautiful women, you know what a fart!"

"Cut, what if I can be cured?" Fan Jian asked, curling his lips.

"If you can be cured, I can call you grandpa!" The doctor said angrily directly.

Fan Jian shyly said: "Call me grandpa? That's not okay, you are so old!"

Studio:
"Oh, I didn't see it, the anchor is still shy!"

"Tsk tsk, it's a world anecdote that a bitch would be embarrassed!"

"I suspect that the anchor's appearance is planning a big event!"

"Tch, the anchor is so cheap, how can he be so cheap?"

……

After Fan Jian finished speaking, he said, "If I can cure this disease, you can call me Dad!"

The live broadcast instantly exploded:
"666!"

"I'm convinced, the anchor is so cheap!"

"Why do I feel that the anchor is going to be beaten to death!"

"I mourn for the broadcaster!"

……

The doctor smiled angrily: "Okay, if you can't be cured, I will beat you to death today!"

Fan Jian curled his lips and said, "Don't worry, you don't have this chance. It's true that men like beautiful women, but if you bend him, it's fine. When he goes to the street, he will never follow you again." When the little girl asks for a phone call, she will only say with a disgusted look: Bah, vixen, do you want to go out and seduce men by dressing up so beautifully?!"

The bullet screen in the live broadcast room was instantly covered with ellipses!

The running snail said: "Why do I feel that the anchor is doomed this time?"

"You feel right!" Lao Tzu said with a big sausage.

"I think it's a miracle that the anchor can live to such a great age!"

"+1 upstairs!"

"+2 upstairs!"

"+10086 upstairs!"

……

System: Congratulations on getting 20 base gas point!
Congratulations on getting 18 points of baseness!
……

A series of low gas values ​​are recorded.

After Fan Jian finished speaking, he said triumphantly: "How about it, my method is good, it can perfectly solve this disease, come, call Dad!"

Bang!
The doctor pushed Fan Jian out of the consulting room, and shouted inside: "If you dare to come in again, I will beat you to death!"

Fan Jian said dissatisfiedly: "I don't have any integrity, and I don't want to be called Dad!"

Studio:
"Anchor, if you didn't get beaten to death, just smile secretly, and want people to call you dad!"

"That's right, if it were me, I would have whipped you with a big shoe sole!"

"+1 upstairs!"

……

"Fan Jian?"

Suddenly someone called Fan Jian's name.

Fan Jian turned his head and found that his beautiful landlady, Han Yue, appeared not far from him at some point.

Han Yue was also seen in the live broadcast room.

So the live broadcast room became hot again in an instant: "My God, she is another beauty!"

"The moment I saw this beauty, I knew the anchor brother, I'm committed!"

"Are sluts so popular now? Why are you surrounded by beauties? Someone confessed his love just now, and now there is another big beauty!"

"Anchor, I don't want the phone number of that elementary school girl just now, you give me the phone number of this beauty, and I will give you five big villas!"

"Tch, five villas can be obtained, and I will give you ten treasure maps!"

"I give eleven!"

……

A group of people even started bidding for Han Yue's contact information!
"Sister Han Yue, why are you here! Did you come here to see a psychiatrist? Let me tell you, this is a quack doctor. Don't be fooled by him?" Fan Jian said angrily.

"Quack doctor, can't you?"

Han Yue looked suspicious.

"Why not, he is not only a quack doctor, but also a liar!" Fan Jian said angrily.

"Why do you say that?" Han Yue asked.

So Fan Jian repeated what happened just now, and after finishing speaking, Fan Jian said angrily: "Do you think he doesn't mean what he says? He lost, and he still doesn't call me Dad! "

Han Yue looked at Fan Jian with black lines all over her face. Why did she feel that it was a miracle that Fan Jian walked out standing up?
"By the way, Sister Han Yue, you haven't said what you're here to see a psychiatrist?" Fan Jian asked again: "I don't think his level is as high as mine, so why don't you go to my bed... Bah... Come talk in my room!"

Grandma, I almost spoke my mind.

Studio:
"Anchor, you bitch, if you dare to attack a beautiful woman, I will block you!"

"Anchor, you beast, let go of that beauty and let me do it!"

"This is my woman!"

……

Han Yue gave Fan Jian a white look: "I'm not here to see a psychiatrist!"

Han Yue was originally a beautiful woman, but now she rolled her eyes, her coquettish look instantly captivated countless men in the live broadcast room, this is too beautiful!

Fan Jian showed disbelief on his face: "Isn't it to see a psychiatrist, is it..."

(End of this chapter)