history's cheapest

Chapter 93
"registered!"

The angel in white directly took out a registration book and handed it out: "Fill in, which subject do you fail?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room was a mess:
"ophthalmology!"

"Internal medicine!"

"Anorectal department!"

"Gynecology!"

……

Anyway, there are people who let Fan Jian fail in any subject.

Fan Jian shook his head and said, "I'm not too sure which subject I should take?"

"Then why are you uncomfortable?" the angel in white asked.

"I'm pretty good everywhere!" Fan Jian said.

"Then you don't have to fail any of your subjects, so why not make trouble if you're not sick!" the angel in white said dissatisfied.

Fan Jian smiled shyly: "Actually, I have an exam tomorrow, so I'll come here to hear the blessings!"

The live room instantly went crazy:

"Anchor 666!"

"Anchor god!"

"The anchor is too cheap!"

"I'm convinced now, there really is such a cheap person!"

"It really is a bitch!"

……

XX gave the anchor ten dog food!

XX gave the anchor twenty trophies!
XX becomes the guardian of the anchor!
The system even sounded a crazy notification sound: Congratulations on getting 30 cheap gas points!
Congratulations on getting 18 points of baseness!
Congratulations on getting 21 points of baseness!
……

Later, the notification sound became less and less, and finally the system prompted: Congratulations for completing the side mission, gaining random attributes, and a health value of 1 point!
The angel in white stared at Fan Jian with black lines all over his face, and scolded, "Get lost!"

"okay!"

Fan Jian turned around and left!

Zhang Wei was laughing like crazy from the sidelines, his boss was so cheap, it really didn't matter to anyone else!
范剑想了一下数据，紧接着就看到自己的属性浮现：主角此时数值：力量：52（+2）。速度：63（+2）。智商：90（+2）。反应能力：61（+2）。健康：91（+2）。注：各项数值满分为：100。

Title: Official Slut!
Skill: Staring at someone who is pregnant (primary skill, can be upgraded)
Dragon Subduing Eighteen Palms: Active skill, level two stars, power index: 3 stars!The degree of crime: 4 stars!Each use consumes 10 cheap gas points, and comes with attributes: hits every shot! (Note: You need to shout out the name of the skill before each use!)

Ranking on the leaderboard: 8000, 150 fouls.

Low gas value: 3000!

Fan Jian was very satisfied when he saw his ranking rising steadily. According to this speed, it shouldn't take long to complete the task.

Immediately looking at the camera, he smiled and said, "How is it, are you all satisfied?"

Live broadcast barrage:
"Satisfied, anchor, you are too cheap!"

"Anchor, can you tell us how on earth you are so cheap?"

"Anchor, what's the secret to being so cheap that you haven't been beaten to death? Can you run fast?"

……

Fan Jian triumphantly wiped his head with his hand, raised his head, looked up at a 45-degree angle and said, "No, I was not killed because I ran fast, but because I was handsome!"

"vomit!"

"No way, I'm going to vomit!"

"The anchor is too shameless!"

"Anchor, who gave you the courage to say such things, Liang Jingru?"

"The anchor is already so cheap!"

"I'm so mean to you, brother has followed you, from today on, brother is your loyal fan!"

……

Fan Jian sighed and said: "It seems that you are all jealous of my beauty, and you can even say such things against your will. It's too difficult to be a handsome guy!"

The people in the live broadcast room have been defeated by Fan Jian's shamelessness, and can only use ellipses to express their feelings at this time!
"I came to the hospital as per your request to make a fool of myself. Now, no one will say that I'm a trustee?" Fan Jian asked.

Studio:
"I barely believe you!" said the running snail.

"just OK!"

"So-so, not too cheap!"

Fan Jian said: "Who said just now that if I can make a fool of myself in the hospital, I will be rewarded with ten treasure maps?"

Young Master Happy stood up: "Young Master Ben said, Young Master Ben will do what he says, isn't it just ten treasure maps, Young Master Ben can afford it!"

Just do what you say, Brother Happy gave ten treasure maps to the anchor!
The whole platform live broadcast room received news again!

A large wave of viewers flocked to Fan Jian's live broadcast room in an instant!
The number of online users soared from 5 to [-]W in an instant!

Fan Jian said with a smile: "Thank you, old iron!"

Studio:
The running snail: "Anchor, since we've all come to the hospital, it's so boring to just be mean once, come again a few times!"

The wolf who fell in love with the sheep: "That's right, keep going, don't stop!"

"Come on, anchor, I'll call for you!"

……

Fan Jian said: "Since you guys still want to watch it, let's continue!"

So Fan Jian went to the window where the number was queued just now to line up again, this time there were not so many people, and soon it was Fan Jian's turn.

The angel in white said without looking up: "Registration, or pay!"

Before he finished speaking, he looked up and saw Fan Jian, and his face was covered with black lines in an instant: "Why is it you again?"

Studio:
"Haha, this angel in white has left a psychological shadow!"

"It seems that the anchor has successfully attracted the attention of the young lady!"

"Anchor, come on, don't be cowardly, go!"

"Come on!"

……

Fan Jian smiled and said, "That's right, it's me!"

The angel in white said with a dark face: "This is a hospital, not a place for you to play. There are still a lot of people waiting to register for medical treatment. You should leave quickly, or I will call the security guard!"

Fan Jian said with a smile: "Miss sister, don't be angry, I really came to register this time!"

"Hang that subject?"

"Let me think about it, or you can call me a psychiatrist!" Fan Jian said after thinking for a while.

Studio:
"Why is the anchor hanging with a psychiatrist?"

"Could it be that because I'm too cheap, I want to see a psychiatrist?"

"Then it's over. From my professional point of view, the anchor's disease is already at an advanced stage, and it's hopeless!"

"Haha, I think it's the same, the anchor exudes a strong air of cheapness from top to bottom!"

"There are old drivers upstairs!"

……

The angel in white quickly registered Fan Jian!
Psychology department, on the third floor of the hospital!

People in Huaxia are not like some developed countries abroad. Once they have any troubles in their hearts, they are willing to talk to a psychologist. On the contrary, they shy away from seeing a psychologist. They think that seeing a psychologist is useless, and they are willing to hide their worries in their hearts. As a result, psychologists are not taken seriously in China!

Perhaps the most leisurely department in the entire hospital is the psychology department.

Fan Jian took the number and walked upstairs. There was no one in line in front of him, and he didn't even need to call the number. After taking a look, he walked into the psychotherapy room!
The psychiatrist was a greasy uncle in his 40s. When he saw Fan Jian coming in, he didn't bother to say hello, so he said directly, "Sit down, what do you want to consult?"

(End of this chapter)