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Chapter 562 Why Do You Still Want the Formula?

Fan Jian sighed, raised his head and looked up at the sky, with a lonely expression: "Hey, the masters of the three factions are nothing more than that. I thought I could fight a battle. I didn't expect that winning is so stress-free. Invincible is so lonely!"

I grass!

The martial arts people from the various sects stared at Fan Jian with black lines on their faces, Nima, this expression is really too cheap, too unworthy of beating, and the masters of the three major sects are nothing more than that, how can you win? ?
"Lin Xu!"

"Zhu Hua!"

……

Disciples from Wudang School, Huashan School, and Compassion School didn't even care about talking to Fan Jian, they rushed to the disciples of their own school, slapped their faces, sprayed water, pinched people, and used all kinds of methods, finally Several people were woken up.

After the disciples of the three major sects woke up, their faces showed panic, and their spirits were a little dazed!

Fan Jian shook his head and said: "Look at the quality of this heart, isn't it just a loss of a game, as for being in a trance? I can't take any blow."

Martial artists from various sects: ...

Is this someone who was fooled by your apprentice's fart?
Changsun Wuji looked at the confused eyes of his disciples and roared angrily, "Fan Jian, what's in that fart of yours?"

Fan Jian yawned and said, "Master Changsun, what do you mean, you eat the fart, and you still want to run the formula, can't you make it yourself when you go home?"

This answer, I am stupid, ruthless!
Martial arts people from various sects looked at Fan Jian with admiration. These words are too harsh. How dare they dare to insult Sun Wuji like this? It's amazing!

"you!"

Changsun Wuji was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, he jumped into a rage, and pointed at Fan Jian!

Fan Jian said without fear: "Why, what are you, you just haven't eaten enough, do you still want to eat another fart, no problem, I will satisfy you, Li Fei!"

I go!

When the martial arts practitioners from various sects heard this, their faces suddenly showed fear, and they subconsciously took a step back, staring at Li Fei nervously, as long as this guy dares to fart, they will definitely turn around and run away!
Mrs. Jingyi heard the words, and hurriedly came over to smooth things over and said, "Master Fan, calm down, you must calm down. The poor nun thinks that the eldest grandson's master doesn't mean that. He may be worried about his own sect's disciples!"

Fan Jian said: "Worry about a fart, this is a fart, it's not poisonous, just let him take a few more breaths of fresh air!"

Not poisonous!

Your fart is scarier than poisonous, okay?
The martial arts figures from various sects slandered in their hearts.

When the disciples of the three Wudang sects heard what Fan Jian said, they hurriedly carried their disciples outside, far away from the crowd, and breathed fresh air.

Fan Jian said at this time: "Master Sankong, the competition is over, can we announce the result?"

Master Sankong looked at Fan Jian, and to be honest, he now had an urge to kill Fan Jian.

As a monk, he should have pure six senses, but now he has the idea of ​​killing Fan Jian, one can imagine how cheap this guy is!

Paralyzed, using farts to defeat opponents, this is the first time that the martial arts conference has been held for so many years!

"Declaration that you are paralyzed, you fucking are cheating, this competition is about martial arts, what kind of method are you using, biochemical attack, it's just a mess!" Shi Jun jumped out and retorted.

Fan Jian; "Competition of martial arts, just now my apprentice also performed martial arts, this is my father's unique martial arts, super serial fart, why do you have an opinion?"

Everyone at the scene: ...

This martial arts is awesome!

"A unique martial arts guy, you gave him medicine just now and pretended we were blind?" Shi Jun asked.

Fan Jian retorted: "That is a must for super chain farts. It is the same as swordsmanship masters. Without a sword in hand, can you perform swordsmanship?"

Shi Jun: "You are making unreasonable words!"

Fan Jian chuckled, and said: "Absurd words, right? Well, those sects who think we can't win by force can send disciples up, the number of them is still ten, as long as one person can win, then we will lose, how about it?"

When the various sects heard the words, their heads instantly shook like rattles, and they were paralyzed. Come again?
The lesson learned from the past is there. Didn't you see that person's current face expression is still like a fool?

Shi Jun opened his mouth and said: "So what if you do it again, I'm afraid you won't make it if you are an old man, Wudang faction!"

Hearing this, Shi Tongxuan said that his face was as black as carbon. How did he give birth to this idiot? He clapped his palm on Shi Jun's neck.

Shi Jun fainted instantly, and the whole world was quiet!
Well done!

The martial arts experts from various sects gave Shi Tongxuan a hundred praises in their hearts, this is how they should treat this kind of people!
Shi Tongxuan forced a smile to Fan Jian and said, "Master Fan, we Wudang faction have no objections!"

"What about the other sects?" Master Sankong asked.

The heads of all the sects shook their heads. Master Sankong said, "Since no one has any objections, then I will announce. Dad's faction has accumulated ten points. Is there anyone else who wants to challenge?"

Fan Jian yawned and said: "What are you challenging? We have a record of complete victory. Who can beat our faction's record? Just declare that the second match will be over if our father's faction wins, or whoever If you think you can win my apprentice, you can also directly challenge me!"

The heads of the various sects are silent, what a challenge, come to smell your stinky farts.

Seeing that no one spoke, Fan Jian sighed: "Invincible is so lonely, Li Fei, it seems that you will be the leader of the new generation of martial arts in the future!"

Li Fei wants to cry, the leader of the new generation, this name sounds awesome, but when he thinks that he farted to win this title, he feels ashamed to face others, he would rather not have this title!

Master Sankong saw that no one was willing to stand up, so he said helplessly: "Then I declare that the winner of the second competition is still Papai!"

From participating in the martial arts conference with the former abbot to becoming the abbot, I have participated in more than a dozen martial arts conferences. This is the first time in history that the second competition has ended so quickly, especially because the winning method is so weird. It will definitely leave a strong mark in the history of the martial arts conference!
Master Sankong took a deep breath and said with a solemn expression: "According to the usual rules of the martial arts conference, the third item of the martial arts conference should now be a competition between the heads of various sects, but before the third item today, I would like to announce one thing!"

The heads of the various sects also showed solemn expressions on their faces when they heard the words, everyone quieted down, and the atmosphere of the whole scene became dignified!

Master Sankong continued: "This martial arts conference..."

(End of this chapter)