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Chapter 561 I Forgot

What the hell!

What the hell!

Li Fei looked at the oncoming fist, and suddenly swears, what about the sudden increase in strength?

Why was he still as weak as before? At the moment when the fist came, Li Fei rolled around like a lazy donkey, narrowly dodging the punch!
cut!
There was booing from the surrounding martial arts people, and they stared at Li Fei with a mocking face. They opened their mouths and were about to hit ten. They thought they were some kind of masters. It turned out that they were weak chickens, and they couldn't even take a punch. Is it the early stage of fine skin realm?
Shi Jun mocked unceremoniously: "Fan Jian, your apprentice is too rubbish, and your father's faction is nothing more than that!"

"Trash, hurry down, don't be ashamed!"

"It's shameful, it's a one-for-ten deal like this!"

……

Fan Jian didn't react when he heard this, but Li Fei couldn't hold back, and shouted loudly: "Master, what's the matter with your medicine, I haven't changed anything!"

Fan Jian: "I'm not a panacea, it will work if you take it, why don't you wait for the medicine to react?"

"How long will it take to have an effect?" Li Fei asked.

"It's 2 minutes faster, 10 minutes slower!" Fan Jian said.

I'm a big fuck!
Li Fei's face turned green when he heard this, and it will take another 2 minutes. In these 2 minutes, it is enough to die dozens of times, right?

"My god, what should I do now?" Li Fei shouted.

Fan Jian: "It's very simple, just live with it!"

Originally, the other nine people wanted to follow after seeing one of them making the first move, but found that Li Fei couldn't even deal with him alone, so they clasped their hands together and stood there watching the play.

Li Fei dodged the attack of the Wudang disciples in a panic, and took the time to shout to Fan Jian: "Master, I just want to ask you, since you know that the medicine takes effect so slowly, why didn't you give it to me earlier?"

"I forgot!" Fan Jian said very simply.

Li Fei: ...

Sooner or later, I will be cheated to death by Fan Jian!
When the martial arts practitioners from various sects heard this, their faces were full of black lines, and they couldn't help expressing sympathy for Li Fei. It's really unlucky to have such a master!
1 minutes!

2 minutes!
Li Fei was embarrassed to avoid the attack of this Wudang disciple. Fortunately, he had learned Taijiquan and knew how to overcome rigidity with softness, otherwise he would be lying on the ground waiting for 120 to pull.

Once again narrowly dodged the oncoming fist, anxious in his heart: It's been 2 minutes, why the medicine hasn't worked yet, can't it be fake medicine?

Just when he was thinking of this, he heard him fart loudly!
Haha!

When the martial arts practitioners from various sects heard this, they were taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing crazily.

"Haha, did you see that kid was so scared that he farted!"

"Do you think he will become incontinent after being frightened?"

"Master Sankong, please end this trouble, we can't stand it any longer!"

"Master Fan, are you apprentice trying to laugh us to death and win, haha?"

……

Sneering voices are everywhere!
Li Fei became green when he heard this, and he didn't want to fart, but for some reason, the fart was released out of his control!

Master Sankong naturally heard the words of the disciples of the various sects, but before Fan Jian took the initiative to admit defeat, no one had the right to stop the competition, so he looked at Fan Jian and asked: "Master Fan, do you think this is the end of the competition?"

"Stop, why stop, my apprentice will win soon!" Fan Jian replied.

When everyone heard this, they immediately looked at Fan Jian with weird eyes. Isn't this guy crazy?
Also, his apprentice is about to win, so there's no sign of winning from anywhere, okay?
Is this the legendary dead duck's stubborn mouth?

puff!
puff!
……

At this time, there was a series of fart sounds on the field, and the farts were released by Li Fei like a machine gun, accompanied by a foul smell and a burst of colored gas!
"Paralyzed, what's going on?"

"Damn, it stinks so much!"

"I can't take it anymore, is this guy really going to pull it?!"

"Damn it, this fart is not only smelly, it's also fucking hot in the eyes, I can't take it anymore!":
"I can't take it anymore!"

……

All the martial arts practitioners stood up screaming and ran towards the distance. After running for nearly 50 meters, they felt much better!

The fat man also wanted to leave, but Li Fei was still on the field, and he let out the fart, covering his nose and shouting: "Boss, what's going on, what's wrong with Li Fei?"

Fan Jian smiled and said, "The medicine I gave him has worked!"

"It worked?"

The fat man turned his head and glanced at Fan Jian, and then swears: "I'm stupid!"

I saw that Fan Jian didn't know when, a gas mask was added on his face, blocking out all the hot fart smell, obviously he was prepared for it!
"Give you one!"

Fan Jian threw one to the fat man.

The fat man frantically put on the poison mask and felt much better. He had just put it on when he heard Li Fei shout: "Master, what's going on? What's wrong with me?"

Fan Jian shouted through the poison mask: "Whatever happened to him, hurry up and take the opportunity to bring down those opponents and it's over, don't ink!"

"it is good!"

After Li Fei responded, he saw a bang bang bang sound coming from the center of the field...

After running 50 meters, the major martial artists slowed down for nearly 10 minutes before recovering, and said with a long sigh of relief: "I'm paralyzed, I'm finally healed. At that moment just now, I thought I fell into a cesspit!"

"That's right, it smells bad, even if you pull your pants down, it doesn't smell so bad!"

"It's fine with light and smell, I can bear it, the most important thing is that my eyes are hot, this is simply unacceptable to me!"

"that is!"

"that is!"

……

All those who participated in the martial arts conference all agreed.

"By the way, what happened at the scene?"

"Who the fuck knows, I didn't watch it!"

"Why don't you go and see if that kid has finished farting?"

"I'm not going, whoever wants to go, whoever wants to go!"

"I'm not going either!"

"I'm afraid of dying inside!"

……

There are so many martial arts people, no one is willing to go there, even Master Sankong and the heads of the four major sects are not willing to go there, the taste is simply worse than killing them!
"By the way, where is Master Fan?"

"I didn't see it!"

"Fuck, he's still sitting there motionless!"

"Paralyzed, he doesn't run away with such a smell, what a ruthless person!"

A group of martial arts people expressed their admiration.

After waiting for nearly 10 minutes, they felt that the smell should be gone, so they walked back cautiously.

As soon as they got to the scene, they were stunned. They saw Li Fei standing in front of Fan Jian, staring at Fan Jian angrily. on the ground...

(End of this chapter)