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Chapter 54 chat stop ha ha
"Fatty, what's wrong with you?" Fan Jian asked Zhang Wei curiously.

Zhang Wei said with a bitter face: "Boss, I'm broken in love again!"

Fan Jian said with a speechless expression: "Fatty, have you ever been in love, besides, you won't lose ten times or eight times in a day?"

"Boss, you are wrong to say that. Why have I never been in love before? Can I often date little girls online?" Zhang Wei retorted dissatisfied.

"Online dating can also be called love?" Fan Jian curled his lips, "I'm afraid the opposite side is full of big men who pick their feet?"

"I don't care, I'll recognize even a big guy who picks his feet!" Zhang Wei said with a stubborn face.

"And it's different this time. I firmly believe that the opposite party is definitely a girl. We both made an appointment to run out. In order to prevent the meeting from not knowing each other, we exchanged photos. As a result... as a result... she blocked me!" Zhang Wei said with a depressed face.

"You exchanged photos?" Fan Jian looked surprised, "Then there is nothing wrong with her blocking you!"

Zhang Wei looked at Fan Jian with resentment on his face: "Boss, is it really okay for you to speak like this, even if I am a brother, I want to kill you!"

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"I'm telling the truth. Your appearance is basically harmless to humans and animals. Have you forgotten your hundreds of love letters?" Fan Jian continued to hit Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei sighed and said: "I also know that I don't look good, so I changed my routine a little bit. I just posted your photo, but she still blocked me!"

Fan Jian opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything for a long time!
Then he patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said: "Send my photo, but still block you, that can only explain one problem, she is blind, I look so coquettish, bah, handsome, that woman doesn't like it, this kind of It's fine if the woman doesn't see you!"

"No, I don't think she's blind, and she has a wicked eye, because when she blackmailed me, she said, she looks like a slut, see you in the bottle!" Zhang Wei sighed deeply, hey, I regret that I didn't post Fan Jian's photos before I knew I had.

Fan Jian looked at Zhang Wei's sighing appearance, and felt a little sorry for this guy, after all, he sent a picture of himself, so he said: "Don't be depressed, isn't it just dating a girl online, I'll just help you talk about it. It's time to post your photo!"

As soon as Zhang Wei heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, and he quickly said, "Boss, I don't need you to help me find it, I have it ready-made!"

Fan Jian: ...

"Did you do it on purpose?" Fan Jian asked angrily.

"hey-hey!"

"Who is it?" Fan Jian asked.

Zhang Wei quickly took out his phone, flipped through it and said, "This is it!"

Fan Jian glanced at the head portrait and was speechless. This guy seemed to have planned it for a long time, so he said angrily, "Isn't this Ma Mingyue from our school?"

Ma Mingyue is one of the beauties recognized by Hope High School. She looks pretty good, but she has a bad temper, and the most annoying thing is that she is a bit snobby and sees people order dishes, so Fan Jian treats her very badly. cold!
"Yes, it's her!" Zhang Wei nodded, "I've been friends with her for a long time, and whenever I chat with her, she either posts that she's going to take a shower, or sends the word haha, Just ignore me!"

"Then she knows it's you who chatted with her?" Fan Jian asked.

"I don't know!" Zhang Wei shook his head, "If he knew, I'm afraid he would have blocked me a long time ago!"

Fan Jian nodded: "I don't know if you are still so cold, I still don't believe it, give me your account number, and see how I can handle her!"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei said excitedly, "Boss, brother's future happiness depends on you!"

After finishing speaking, he handed over his chat account number and password to Fan Jian with excitement. He believed that with Fan Jian's understanding of women, he would definitely have a common language with Ma Mingyue. When the time comes, he will definitely be able to win the latter step by step!
"Wait for my good news tomorrow!" Fan Jian opened his mouth and said.

"Hmm, um!" Zhang Wei nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice!
……

Zhang Wei appeared in the class early the next morning, which amazed some people who were familiar with Zhang Wei. Today, the sun came out from the west, and Zhang Wei came so early. You must know that Zhang Wei was not the last one before class. seconds, will not appear in the class.

After looking around in the class, Zhang Wei asked someone casually, "Is my boss here?"

"I didn't see it!"

"Oh!"

Zhang Wei agreed feebly, and then sat in his seat and waited, feeling as if his days were like years, why didn't his boss come?

10 minutes!
Two 10 minutes!

When Zhang Wei was drowsy, Fan Jian finally appeared in the classroom with a pair of dark circles under his eyes.

Seeing Fan Jian, Zhang Wei stood up abruptly, pulled Fan Jian's chair away, and said, "Boss, sit down!"

Then he rubbed his hands together and asked anxiously, "How is it? Are you done?"

"Necessary, there is still something you can't handle when your boss is out? Do you see the dark circles under my eyes?" Fan Jian said, pointing to his own eyes.

"Well, well, what did you do?" Zhang Wei asked,
"Isn't it because I chatted with her all night!" Fan Jian said.

When Zhang Wei heard this, his eyes widened immediately, and he said in disbelief, "Boss, you are too NB, didn't she send you a message?"

"Of course I did, but who is your boss?" Fan Jian said coquettishly. Come find you, just wait!"

"Really?" Zhang Wei jumped up from the chair excitedly.

Boom!

The ground trembled after this jump. If it weren't for the relatively strong construction of the teaching building, I wonder if Zhang Wei could have jumped to the ground!

"Must be true."

"I knew the boss would definitely be fine!" Zhang Wei flattered vigorously, and then asked curiously, "Boss, how did you crack her post?"

"Look for yourself, I've been chatting all night, I'm almost sleepy, I'll sleep first!" Fan Jian casually threw the phone to Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei took the phone, took a deep breath, calmed down his excited heart, and then opened the chat interface, wanting to see what Fan Jiandu and Ma Mingyue talked about, and how they solved such an embarrassing topic , if you learn it by yourself, are you afraid that you won't be able to meet girls in the future?

Open the chat interface, search for the chat history, and read it bit by bit.

Fan Jian: "Beauty, are you there?"

Ma Mingyue: "Yes, what's the matter?"

"Beauty, I see your picture is so beautiful, how about we make friends?"

"Hehe!" Ma Mingyue replied.

Then the classic scene appeared, Zhang Wei watched it excitedly, and shouted loudly in the next second: "Boss!"

(End of this chapter)