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Chapter 53 This time it's true

really!

When Zheng Chao and the others heard Fan Jian's so-called competition method, their faces showed as expected. Fortunately, they had already learned the lesson last time, otherwise they would have spit it out if they saw this lump of rice just after dinner!
Pan Benhong's face turned pale in an instant, and he felt his stomach churning. He suppressed his urge to vomit and said, "What do you call the method of comparing guts!"

"You don't care about the method, you just say you dare, coward." Fan Jian stimulated Pan Benhong.

Pan Benhong was so provoked by Fan Jian, she was really taken in, and said angrily: "Why don't you dare, as long as you dare to eat, I will dare!"

"This is what you said!"

Fan Jian glanced at Pan Benhong provocatively, took out a pair of disposable gloves and put them on his hands, then dipped his fingers in Yone Tiangong, and stuffed them into his mouth under Pan Benhong's unbelievable eyes!
After eating, Fan Jian licked his lips and made an expression that was still unfinished: "The taste is not bad!"

Zheng Chao and others: ...

Although they already knew that the lump of rice in front of them was fake, it should be a mixture of sweet potato and stinky tofu, but they still felt that Fan Jian's expression was so cheap!
This scene directly made Pan Benhong vomit, he never dreamed that Fan Jian would really dare to eat it!
"Okay, I've eaten, now it's your turn!" Fan Jian said with a smile.

When Zheng Chao and the others saw Fan Jian eating the rice field, they were expressionless and didn't seem uncomfortable at all. They seemed to be used to it, but they urged Pan Benhong: "Hurry up and eat, what are you waiting for!"

"Coward, aren't you afraid?"

"Dare to challenge Fan Jian with such guts, it's beyond self-esteem!"

"coward!"

……

A group of people mocked Pan Benhong to their heart's content!
Pan Benhong was irritated by the anger and just wanted to yell: I am not a coward!
It's a pity that he really didn't have the courage to speak when facing the lump of rice in front of him!
Just when Zheng Chao and others thought that Pan Benhong would run away in shame, Tian Weiming, who had been on the sidelines, suddenly walked up to Pan Benhong and said in a low voice: "You can eat it boldly, this thing is definitely fake. Last time I I’ve only experienced it once, and it’s a mixture of sweet potatoes and stinky tofu!”

"Grass, Tian Weiming, what the hell do you mean?" Zhang Wei shouted loudly.

"What do you mean, I need to explain to you?" Tian Weiming replied bluntly.

Zheng Chao and others also glared at Tian Weiming, with contempt and shame in their anger. They all knew that Tian Weiming and Fan Jian would not deal with it, but now someone else came to provoke them. The mouth is unanimous!
Tian Weiming turned a blind eye to the eyes of everyone. From his point of view, the enemy of the enemy is a friend. Besides, what if people in the class look down on him? Anyway, it is only a few months before graduation. After graduation, everyone will be separated. Who else do you know?

"Why should I believe you?" Pan Benhong looked at Tian Weiming suspiciously. Although he was quite stupid, he was not so stupid that he would believe anyone who came out at random.

Tian Weiming said sincerely: "Because I am also hostile to this guy, our positions are the same!"

Pan Benhong didn't speak, but still looked at Tian Weiming suspiciously!
Tian Weiming also understands that it is useless to say more now, and he can only prove everything with actions, so without further ado, he directly reached out his hand to dip a bit of rice from his pocket and stuffed it into his mouth, and then his brows frowned slightly. Strange, but still said to Pan Benhong: "Believe it now!"

Believe it!
This has to be believed!
Even in order to gain his trust, there is no need to really eat Yonedako!
Pan Benhong patted Pan Benhong's shoulder vigorously and said, "I believe it, good brother, when I get this bastard out of the way, we two will go out for a drink later, please help me!"

When Zhang Wei and the others heard this, they were even more furious, but Fan Jian said nonchalantly, "You two are done chatting, hurry up and eat!"

Tian Weiming looked at Fan Jian triumphantly, as if he was excited to destroy Fan Jian's plan.

With Tian Weiming acting as a pretense for himself, and thinking of Fan Jian eating himself, he is not afraid now, and said arrogantly: "Eat as long as you eat, I'm afraid you will fail!"

After finishing speaking, he directly dug a large piece with his hands and stuffed it into his mouth. Then he followed Fan Jian's example and said, "The taste is not bad!"

"It's delicious, then you should eat more!" Fan Jian said with a smile on his face.

What's the situation?

Zheng Chao and the others looked puzzled, the matter has developed to this point, how could Fan Jian not be angry, no, there must be something wrong!
"Eat and eat!"

Pan Benhong dug another piece into his mouth, and said while eating, "What else do you have to say this time!"

pop, pop, pop...

At this moment, Fan Jian suddenly applauded, and then said helplessly: "Why do I have such a stupid son, eating shit still tastes good!"

"Damn it, this shit is made of sweet potatoes and stinky tofu!" Tian Weiming said mercilessly.

Fan Jian said with a smile: "I did that last time when I punished you, but this is real shit!"

Tian Weiming curled his lips, and said disdainfully: "Do you think I will be fooled twice for the same thing? You ate all the fuck, how can this be real shit?"

"Who told you I ate it?" Fan Jian asked back.

"Hehe, everyone present saw it!" Pan Benhong said.

Zhang Wei and the others also nodded subconsciously, indeed they saw it too.

Fan Jian shook his head, and said helplessly: "You guys are too careless to look at things. Just now, the finger I dipped in shit was my middle finger, and what I licked was my index finger!"

While speaking, he stretched out his hand, and everyone saw that Fan Jian's index finger was clean.

Fan Jian continued: "So I didn't eat it at all, and if you don't believe me, you can take this thing to have a test to see if it's really shit!"

When Zhang Wei heard this, his complexion instantly turned pale. Reminiscent of the weird feeling just now, his complexion instantly turned into a liver color. Before he even had time to run to the bathroom, he leaned on the wall and vomited, even bile. Going to spit it out.

And Pan Benhong was not much better, the two of them were like a competition, vomiting all kinds of things!
Looking at it, Zheng Chao and the others felt disgusted, and quickly turned their heads away from watching.

Fan Jian said this sarcastic remark on the side: "Tian Weiming, why do you think you are so stupid, I just wanted to cheat this guy, but I didn't expect you to jump out by yourself, it's just your own fault!"

Crowd: ...

If you hadn't played this trick from the beginning, would Tian Weiming stand up in a hurry?

Playing the same trick twice, but playing once with real and once with fake, it's fucking cheap!

"You two, spit it out slowly, I'm going to the classroom first for self-study!" Fan Jian walked into the classroom while talking.

Zheng Chao and others couldn't bear the smell, so they hurriedly followed in.

The two vomited outside for a long time, and finally felt nauseous, so they went directly to the hospital for gastric lavage, of course, this is a later story.

……

Going to self-study is simply impossible for a scumbag like Zhang Wei, so he sat next to Fan Jian and chatted on his mobile phone all the time. As ugly as frost-beaten eggplant...

(End of this chapter)