Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 16 This is the only way out!

After Lin Qingfeng recited the last geographical map, he waited for about two to three minutes before the wave of applause gradually died down.

The audience off the stage is very excited!
This is a cross talk performance that has never been heard before!
In the past, I only knew what jingles, allegory or tongue twisters would be said when talking about cross talk.

But on TV and on stage, I only see those people telling jokes copied from the Internet.

Occasionally talk about classic old cross talk, but it's also some kind of nonsense, such as playing lantern riddles that can't make you laugh.

Especially playing lantern riddles!

For more than ten years, the lantern riddles have not been changed!
Even the most idle old men and old ladies don't want to listen!

This meeting can actually see with my own eyes that someone can perform a cross talk that I have never heard before.

Everyone's surprised hands clapped red!

Lin Qingfeng stood on the stage, watching the enthusiastic applause from the audience.

I am both happy and sad.

This is obviously the most basic thing in cross talk back then, but now no one knows...

Cross talk has been down for too long.

It's been so long that no one remembers what cross talk is.

Lin Qingfeng took a deep breath, and he was even more determined about what he was going to talk about today.

Although he thought a lot in his heart, Lin Qingfeng didn't show Zhu Lai at all on his face.

Rang Ran clasped his hands together on the stage, and said to the audience:

"Everyone, let me talk about this geographical map first, so that you can try it out."

"Later, all of you want to go to the toilet and chat for a while."

"Before the opening, there will be a performance for a few minutes every half an hour. One is for you to relieve your fatigue, so you won't be in a hurry."

"In addition, I also want you to raise money quickly. This is the official performance of 40, and an additional performance is 68000000. You will make up for the tickets later!"

There was another chuckle from the audience, and the audience relaxed again.

Lin Qingfeng also secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

It seems that the subsequent performances should be adjusted as mildly as possible.

Otherwise, the audience will be excited and calm for a while,

When the official performance started later, I was out of shape.

At that time, no matter how good the performance was, it would not be effective for tired audiences.

After making up his mind, Lin Qingfeng bowed his hands and stepped down.

As soon as this side got off the stage, the audience felt that there was still hope, and they didn't stop Lin Qingfeng.

After all, I'm exhausted now, and I won't be able to perform better shows later.

Those who are watching the live broadcast will stop doing it all at once!

what!
There will be a show here, and there will be more!

Whose theater is taking care of the audience so much!

Can't help but hate myself secretly, isn't it just a second-hand ticket of thousands of dollars!

Why didn't I have the heart to buy the last one!
Otherwise, it would be great to watch other people's live performances!
"Why did I hesitate about the thousands of dollars!"

"Is there anyone selling tickets now! I'm offering 7000 now!"

"Don't snatch it! If you snatch it, you will receive [-] yuan! Whoever has it, hurry up and say hello!"

"Gossip, after the other people who have bought tickets arrive, the theater will sell some tickets for the backstage seats!"

"What! There are still tickets! I'm in Hebei now, is there still time to drive to buy it!"

"I'm in Guangzhou, so go to the airport and go to BJ!"

"Damn it! I didn't say it earlier! I'm in BJ right now!"

"Already started to wear pants and go downstairs!"

"Don't grab it! Come back when I get the number in the queue!"

"Need to be numbered? Driver, please step on the gas pedal into the fuel tank!"

Of course, Lin Qingfeng didn't know about the wild dance of demons in the live broadcast room.

At this moment, Lin Qingfeng had just opened the backstage curtain when a shout came from behind:
"Boss, wait a moment!"

Lin Qingfeng turned around and saw that it was the foreman who was in charge of the speakers just now.

Seeing that the foreman was so anxious, he couldn't help but ask first:

"What's the matter with you?"

The foreman originally wanted to say that his speakers hadn't been adjusted properly, there were still problems with the equipment, and so on.

Say thank you to Lin Qingfeng for your hard work.

Can you perform a seventy, eighty or ninety cross talk on stage for everyone to enjoy.

But Lin Qingfeng asked.

The foreman immediately felt that his lie was not good enough.

How can you say it was your own mistake?
People are talking about cross talk!

In case I said that my speaker is not easy to adjust or something, wouldn't all the viewers live broadcast while sitting?
so close!

I almost lost my company in order to support two more cross talks!
After a little thought, the foreman came to his senses.

"No big deal. I'm just trying out the stage effect later, and the sound is basically ready."

"But I think this air conditioner is not very good?"

"This needs to be fixed! There will be a lot of people later, he is hot!"

"I'm just asking you to take a look, do you want us to help repair the air conditioner!"

"It's free!"

Lin Qingfeng looked at the foreman in surprise, and asked:

"Aren't you selling speakers? You know how to repair air conditioners?"

The foreman smiled:
"Hey! Walking in the rivers and lakes, you can't overwhelm yourself with too many skills!"

"You see, don't you? In addition to cross talk, you can also use the tongue twister just now!"

"You are so kind!"

Lin Qingfeng was silent for a while, and then replied:
"It's called Guankou."

"It's considered the basic skill of cross talk."

The foreman didn't expect that he boasted on the horse's lap.

Looking at Lin Qingfeng's face was a little ugly.

He couldn't help but chuckled and said:
"Oh... I'm sorry, I haven't heard of this before."

"I'll fix the air conditioner for you!"

After saying that, he turned around and left.

After the foreman went out, he explained to his employees.

"The sound of this theater needs to be adjusted!"

"Just tell me what's going on! Get it done, let's have dinner tonight!"

"Be sure to adjust it carefully! Don't delay me...Everyone here, listen to the cross talk!"

"Also, if you have nothing to do, just go straight away!"

"It's nothing serious in the afternoon, just wait for me at the company."

After speaking, the foreman took two screwdrivers and a towel and left.

Then the foreman was alone, and sat down next to the air conditioner in the corner on the second floor.

Waiting for the next show.

Looking at the screwdriver in his hand, the foreman couldn't help but let out a long sigh:
"It is really helpless to make such a bad plan."

"If it wasn't for money, my daughter-in-law would take a close look at it."

"No matter what, I won't fix the air conditioner myself!"

A little forward in time, after the foreman finished speaking with Lin Qingfeng.

Lin Qingfeng sighed in the background.

This is probably the content of cross talk that most people really understand.

Basically, nothing.

The eight-screen geography essay in the traditional cross talk will be a big bodyguard, and the Taiping lyrics white snake leaflet knife will be a skeleton sigh.

They will all disappear in the long river of history!
There are not many people who can talk about cross talk now.

It's understandable, after all, no one listens now.

Lin Qingfeng turned and left without being too angry.

After all, it's been a cracking habit all these years.

Sitting in the background, Lin Qingfeng originally thought that he would be able to spare time to drink his share of tofu brains.

As a result, Zhang Yunshun came to find it as soon as he picked it up.

"Leader! You are my dear young master! You still have time to eat!"

"Hurry up and take a look! It's a mess outside!"

(End of this chapter)