Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 15 The audience who arrived early.

"Is there any place name to report? If not, let's talk about other things!"

"Guangdong? I've said it twice! Next!"

"Oh, it's gone. What did you say? You're from New Guinea?"

"Then tell me something from your hometown first!"

"Hey, no way, in New Guinea, it's ￥%@￥%#@%"

"Well, anyway, I'm making it up, so you can just take it as real!"

It was another joke, which caused the audience in the audience to burst into laughter.

Lin Qingfeng continued the conversation, and said like pushing the boat along the way:
"Just now everyone talked about the whole country."

"If that's the case, how about I take everyone on a tour to see the scenery of the motherland!"

The audience applauded loudly!
Lin Qingfeng puffed up his chest, raised his head and said:

"Everyone, today I will take you on a tour of the great rivers and mountains of the motherland!"

"If we go from here, we have to go to Deshengmen first, and then head north!"

Pointing to the gate of the theater with one hand, it seems to be showing the way to the audience.

"Exit Deshengmen, go to Qinghe Shahe Changping County, Nankou Qinglong Bridge, Kangzhuangzi Huailai County, Shacheng Baoanxia Garden, Xinzhuangzi Xuanhua, Shalingzi Ningyuan, Zhangjiakou and go west to Chaigou"

"Xiwantian Town, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhoushizhuang, Datong Gushanfeng Town, Jining Pingdiquan, Sanchakou Shibatai, Zhuozishan Sandaoying, Qiqiying Taobu Banner, HHHT Saraqi, Xibaotou , Over Ulasuha, SZS, Ningxia Hui Autonomous Region!"

A clear piercing is as smooth as flowing water!
The words are clear and the sound is pleasant to the ear!
The audience in the audience couldn't help clapping and shouting in unison:
"it is good!"

"It's so clear! Every word is so clear!"

People who watched the live broadcast also commented:
"I didn't expect people to say tongue twisters so well."

"Didn't you dye the password? I remember ten other cross talk shows."

"Never mind him, I haven't heard anyone else say it anyway!"

On the stage, Lin Qingfeng said slowly first:
"Arrived in Ningxia YC City."

"Through Zhongning, go to Lanzhou in Gansu, Yongchang Linze in Liangzhou in Xining, Gorilla Gorge in Yumen in Jiuquan, XJ Hami Bali Kunmu Daban City, KEL City, Maqikuqa Wensu Zepu, Kunlun Mountains!"

"Go to XZ Nyalam, Tashilunbudolaben Tianquan Qaidam, Qimushaer to LS, Mozhugong Kalari, Chaiduomu to Batang, Litang, and Yalong River!"

"This is the Dadu River"

After reciting this sentence, the voice suddenly raised once.

Lin Qingfeng's tone became more and more rapid.

"Cross Luding Bridge, CD City, Sichuan Province, take Jianyang Ziyang, Longchang Yongchuan to Chongqing, ZYGY City, GZ Province, Wenshan Yanshan, KM City, YN Province, to Guangxi, Yangshuo, GL City, Liuzhou, Nanning, Hengyang, Zhuzhou, HUN Province to Changsha, Hanyang, Shashi City, HUB Province Hankou Wushengguan, Henan Xinyang Zhumadian Yancheng Xuchang Zhengzhou Kaifeng Luoyang SMX, Shaanxi Linbao Tongguan Huayin County Xi'an Xianyang Yue County."

"To Ting'an!"

The audience in the audience let out a gasp of wonder!
So fast!So clear!

Lin Qingfeng didn't wait for the applause to ring out.

Continue to recite in a smooth voice:

"Crossing the Yellow River from Longmen, Shouyang, Pingzhou, Yangquan Jingxing, TY City, Yuci County, SX Province, BD City, Xinlewangdu, SJZ, Hebei Province, Shenwu Rao'an, Hejian Cangzhou, Nanpi, Dongguang, Dezhou Plain, Yucheng, Shandong JN City, Dangjia Zhuangzhang Xiawande Jieshou Dawenkou on the northeast slope of Tai’an, Wucun Qufu Yanzhou Guzhen Town Xinqiao, Caolaoji are Bengbumentaizi, from Baiguan Creek and Shimen Mountain, Zhangbaling Danzi Street Huaqiying Pukou, across the river to Longtan, NJ City , Xiashu Zhenjiang Kunshan, Lujiabang Wuxi Suzhou to Shanghai! Songjiang, Zhejiang Jiaxing Shaoxing Hangzhou Jinhua to Jiangxi, Yongfeng Ruijin to Fujian, Qingzhou Liancheng Sanyuan Nanping Fuzhou Quanzhou Jinmen Xiamen to Shantou, GD Province Guangzhou Leizhou Hainan Island, After Kowloon and Hong Kong!"

Lin Qingfeng kept talking and hands, and drew a half circle with his hands from low to high.

"From Hong Kong to north, take a boat across the Yalu River and add to Dandong!"

"Go to Tonghua Meihe Estuary Jilin Gaoguanchun City, Yanji Shuanghe Town Ning'an Mudanjiang Linkou JMS Mulan Bayan Harbin, QQHENMG Baktu Hailar, Manzhouli HLBE Aershan Ulanhot, Kaiyuan Tieling Luanshi Mountain, Xincheng Ziwenguantun Shenyang Huanggutun Xinmin County, Liuhegou Baiqibao Dahushan Gaoshanzi Qingduizi Zhaojiatun, Goubangzi Dalinhe Shuangyangdian Jinzhou Nuerhe, Gaoqiao Lianshan Hanjiagou Xingcheng Baimiao Shahousuo Qiansuo Shanhaiguan, QHD Beidaihe, Changli County to Luanzhou, Guye, Kaiping, Tangshan, Lutai, Hangu, Tanggu, Tianjin, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexi Wuanping, Matou, Zhangjiawan, Tongxian, and Bali Bridge!"

"Enter Jianguomen, and then return to BJ City, the capital of our motherland!"

The last sound, a crisp and bright ending!

On the stage, Lin Qingfeng stood calmly without changing his face!

Off the stage, hundreds of audience applauded in unison, and the applause was like thunder!
The applause lasted for a long time, and few of the audience could express the shock in words!

All I can do is keep applauding!
"Awesome! Never heard that part!"

"I'm so excited that I can't speak. Someone can string together the cities on the map for a show!"

"What the hell is this paragraph? A tongue twister?"

"I don't know. I haven't listened to cross talk for many years. I came back to listen to cross talk to see the excitement."

"Me too, but this time I really learned a lot!"

"For this section, I think it's only 40 yuan for the ticket."

"Impressed!"

"As expected of a person who can become famous in one battle, this talker can become a rapper in the future!"

"How can a rapper speak so quickly and clearly?"

In the theater, the foreman who was originally crossing his legs is not in the mood to care about the speakers now!

Stand up straight away and shout hello along with the rest of the audience!

If it weren't for the workers behind him who kept patting him on the shoulder.

The foreman almost forgot what he was here for today.

Looking at the employees behind him, the foreman applauded while staring at the stage, and said with an extremely impatient expression:
"What are you doing! Didn't you watch me listen to cross talk!"

The employee beside him sighed helplessly, pointed at the things under the foreman's feet and said:
"Boss, it's not that I won't let you listen."

"You are holding our measuring tools!"

"Didn't you give it to us yet?"

"Good guy, you sound serious enough, I called you three times but didn't answer!"

"I can't measure anything from the performance on the stage just now."

"I can only feel that the back and the second floor can't be heard clearly, and I can't adjust it without your data!"

As soon as the subordinates complained, the foreman also felt a little bad.

After coughing lightly, he changed the subject directly.

"cough."

"Then what, is there any noise from the speakers?"

"This test is nothing important, it's just a little bit of time miss, wait for you to get the good things and we'll test it once!"

After speaking, he handed over the box to his subordinates, and hurriedly caught up with Lin Qingfeng who had bowed down before him.

"Boss, wait a moment!"

(End of this chapter)