League: I really didn't hang up

Chapter 5 Grandpa: Are you looking for a draw?
[Consciousness is paralyzed by alcohol: mental clarity +20]

"Gudong Gudong..."

[The brain is paralyzed by alcohol: reaction speed +20]

"Ton ton ton..."

[The body is paralyzed by alcohol: physical fitness +20]

"He's so awesome..."

Whether it is mentally or physically, Chen Weineng can clearly feel the improvement of various statistics.

Just like a strong man in a fantasy novel, it seems that every muscle, bone and every inch of blood is continuously bursting out with strength.

After showing off a bottle of wine.

Chen Wei was dumbfounded.

The proprietress was also dumbfounded.

"The needle doesn't poke, the needle doesn't poke, the wine needle doesn't poke."

Seeing Chen Wei, a fresh-looking young man standing there talking to himself, the proprietress was momentarily confused.

It's not that I'm afraid that there is something wrong with the wine I sell, but...

Who would have thought that this young man would be so stupid that he drank a bottle of white wine as soon as he came up.

How can this drinking method be drinking white wine? You don’t even drink boiled water like this...

The proprietress is very aware of the power of this wine. Although it is a cheap grain wine, after all, the strength is there. If you drink such a big bottle, let alone a young man, even an alcoholic who has been drinking for more than ten years, might have to drink it. Leave it here.

Young people don't know how to do things properly, and they are patronizing face.

"Could it be that he made a bet with someone else?"

Seeing Chen Wei's slightly flushed face, the proprietress became suspicious.

Anyway, at this point, what she wanted to do was to get this man out of her shop.

Once something goes wrong with him next, maybe he will be responsible.

"Miss Boss, have another bottle."

Chen Wei rubbed his stomach.

Although the effect of drinking is to make him more sober, the effect of alcohol itself still exists.

At this time, there was a burning sensation in his lower abdomen, very hot and warm.

"Why don't you drink green tea here to redeem your prize?"

The proprietress couldn't bear it anymore, she rolled her eyes and said, "No."

Chen Wei pointed to the counter behind the other party: "I've seen it all."

"Well, I'll refund the money to you, and you can go."

Chen Wei shook his head persistently: "I want that wine, I have money for you."

The proprietress was a little panicked.

Mommy, this guy must have some mental problems, or he must have drunk too much.

Look at it, look at it, it's all talking nonsense now.

"You can also buy alcohol, have you brought your ID card?"

Chen Wei's cheeks became even more rosy, and he murmured embarrassedly: "Miss Boss, although you are pretty, we haven't met yet..."

"???"

The proprietress glanced at Chen Wei with disdain, and pointed to the sign hanging on the wall.

"Oh, I bought it for my mother."

"Your mother? Let your mother come and buy it in person."

"My mother is in the hospital because of alcoholism, she can't make it through."

"Alcohol poisoning and still drinking? Drink more!"

"...It's fine if you don't sell wine. Actually, I have other things to buy?"

The proprietress looked cautious.

"Your dad won't smoke anymore, will he?"

Chen Wei chuckled: "How do you know?"

"What a model couple." The proprietress gritted her teeth.

Chen Wei rubbed his head: "He was also hospitalized, and said he was exhausted from pumping oxygen, so let me buy him two packs of Huazi."

"roll roll roll!"

After being kicked out of the shop by the proprietress.

As Chen Wei walked towards the community, he felt the thrill of soaring physical and mental health data.

His mental state is exceptionally sober, and his reaction speed is much faster.

This made him very excited, as if he had found a door to success leading to the world championship...

The only pity is that I couldn't buy cigarettes tonight.

Thinking of this, Chen Wei suddenly saw an old man strolling by in the alley, so he hurried over to him.

"Master, are you going for a walk?"

"Walk the dog."

The uncle shook the dog leash in his hand.

What Chen Wei was more concerned about was actually the cigarette that the uncle held between his fingers.

"Okay, how about you walk me?"

"???"

"Oh, I mean, I'm fine, take your dog for a walk?"

The old man looked a little strange, but out of good face, he still didn't reject Chen Wei's proposal.

"Master, what breed is your dog?"

Chen Wei followed closely beside the old man.

It's not that smoking second-hand smoke is more harmful, so today we must smoke first-hand second-hand smoke.

"German Shepherd."

Chen Wei had a hippie smile: "Oh, it looks really strong. I don't know much about the quality of foreign dogs."

When the old man heard this, he immediately became interested.

"You also have a dog together? What kind of young man is your family?"

Chen Wei chuckled: "Single dog."

He pointed to himself, and continued: "My mother always scolds me as a single dog."

The old man laughed and stopped smoking.

"Master, do you know this trick?"

"No, my granddaughter is also the 'single dog' you said."

"Then you're pretty hot."

"tide?"

"Oh, it means fashionable."

The old man was praised a few times, and his heart became more and more cheerful, so he extinguished the cigarette.

"Master, why don't you smoke anymore?"

The old man smiled awkwardly: "In front of a junior like you, I can also lead by example? Where can I let you smell the smoke."

"It's okay, it's okay, sir, you can smoke as much as you want, but you can smoke it vigorously, you'll be fine if you smoke a pack—"

The muscles on the old man's cheeks twitched violently, "You are so filial to me."

"That's necessary, wine is food**, the longer you live, the younger you are, cigarettes are happy cigarettes, a match fairy~"

The old man fixed his eyes on Chen Wei.

Under the goose-yellow street lamp, those torch-like eyes seemed to see through Chen Wei's whole being.

"Are you the ghost sent by Jiaojiao to spy on me?"

"what?"

Chen Wei was stunned.

It's just right for him to smoke second-hand smoke here, why doesn't the old man smoke anymore.

"Jiaojiao? Who is she? I know the ghost, but there is a ghost who terminated the transaction."

The old man's expression relaxed, and then he returned to his previous smile.

"Grandpa, please have another one." Chen Wei encouraged, "Don't wrong yourself. In life, every time you smoke cigarettes, you will lose one sip, and every time you drink wine, you will lose one sip. Enjoy yourself in time."

The old man's face flushed when he heard it, and he was convinced of Chen Wei's point of view.

"That's what I told my granddaughter. Young man, I didn't expect to meet a bosom friend here today. By the way, what's your name?"

"Chen Wei, Er Dong Chen, Ah Wei's Wei." Chen Wei looked helplessly at the cigarette in the old man's hand, "Master, are you sure you don't want another one?"

The old man looked at the cigarette in his hand, and then at Chen Wei's impatient expression.

Suddenly he laughed, as if he understood something.

"I finally understand why you kid is urging me, so you also want to smoke, right?"

"..."

"Master, actually I just want to watch you smoke."

"???"

"Then I think you're here to look for smoke."

"..."

"Then I have to smoke."

(End of this chapter)