League: I really didn't hang up

Chapter 4 Alcohol hurts me so much, quit drinking!
Games start.

The corner sword and the green medicine went out, went directly to the opposite tower, and then began to "play the flute".

At this moment, the five people on the red side pinned the signal and surrounded them from both sides of the middle road and the river.

The robot rushed out first, and before it reached Yasuo's side, it got out of the hook.

Not to mention that the distance of this hook is not enough, even the predicted direction is thousands of miles away from Yasuo's position, it can be said that it is strange to be able to get it.

Of course, this not only did not disappoint the audience, but laughed out loud.

This is how the battle of the gods is like this. The more outrageous the operation of pulling the hips, the more it can arouse the laughter of the audience.

The robot's hook is also in line with his Bronze III level, but before the audience burst into laughter, an even more outrageous scene appeared.

I saw Yasuo of Gala flashed, adjusted the direction, and shortened the distance——

Unbiased, right on the robot's hook!

"???"

"Flash eats the hook?"

"It's easy to pick up, Ning is to pick up the hot dance?"

This scene is too bizarre.

Corner could even dodge the hook without moving, but he chose to hand over the flash. Rather than saying that the robot hooked well, it was better to say that he caught it well.

Sure enough, Yasuo, who got the hook, was followed by the others on the red side and was injured, sending out a blood.

"Congratulations to the host for successfully integrating into the segment."

"Look down on my big bronze?"

"The king predicts the move, but my bronze doesn't move at all."

Gala, who has always been unsmiling, was laughed out loud by herself after her outrageous actions.

[Positioning skills: Dodge the robot hook +12]

Hearing the electronically synthesized voice echoing in her ears, Gala laughed even more happily.

After entering the laning period, his operations became more and more "deformed".

He was on the line with Wogua, who was forced to come to the mid unit because he was robbed as a jungler.

Yasuo's operation is completely different from Xia's high-light operation before, and it is understandable to say that he is a native of Shenjiangju.

grade six.

Yasuo in the corner sent the two waves of soldiers he had hoarded to the male gun tower, and at the same time, Hamura's star was ready at the position of F6 on the partition wall.

Under normal circumstances, Yasuo would be pushed to the line by the male gun, but Wogua's operation was too outrageous, resulting in a few waves of laning, Gangzi said that he was cheated and bored.

At this moment, the blind monk Yumura clicked on the signal that he was on the road, and chose the "Attack the enemy" male gun.

Knowing that Blind Boy wants to jump over the tower, Jia Jia immediately gathers up the wind and prepares to take the big one.

I saw the blind man in Yumura q the big bird, and then touched his eyes——

Some water friends have already guessed that this wave of operations by Hamura is a tribute to S8 King Ning Nabo who kicked Xia through the wall.

q bird, touch the eye out of the wall, kick back the enemy, and go back with the second q.

This kind of combo is nothing to those who are familiar with blind boys, but in the game of magic, it is definitely a difficult challenge for Hamura, who can even dodge and crooked.

The wind in the corner has already entered the tower, ready to take over at any time.

coming!Blind boy is here!
In the midst of thousands of expectations, the blind man of Hamura suddenly came to touch his eyes one centimeter in place, still staying inside the f6 wall.

The audience froze for a moment, laughing at Hamura's manipulation.

Seeing this situation, Yumura was also in a hurry. If he couldn't see it, he would flash and kick him, but the problem is——

He flashed and hit the wall again.

"..."

Even Corner was laughed at by Hamura's manipulation. He no longer waited for the blind man's big move, and directly sent the male gun flying with an eq blitz.

After receiving the big move, the male gun was successfully killed under the tower.

But Yasuo of Gala was also killed because he attracted too much hatred from the defense tower.

[Being single-handedly eaten by the silver three male guns: Yasuo skill +14]

"It's awesome!"

at the same time.

Gangzi, the captain of the red team, was completely stunned when he saw this scene.

"Fuck, I was so bored by Wo Gua. Before entering the game, I said that I killed one man with two shots. That's it?"

On the public screen of the game, Wogua also gave his own reply.

"I'm talking about the wild male gun, and I didn't talk about the middle lane. Understand."

The effect of the program exploded for a while, and the audience couldn't help laughing.

And gala seems to have found the "happiness" of the game, and began to use the happy man to give away various heads.

[Hooked by a robot: dodge skill +12]

"Hahaha……"

[Jungle gank: Anti-gank awareness +15]

"Awesome, what the hell!"

[Blind Vision Grass Exploration is seconds: full-image vision +12]

"What is this?"

……

After winning the whole round, gala's game attributes in all aspects have improved a lot.

"This growth rate..."

Gala closed her eyes: "It's back, I can feel it, it's all back."

At the same time, the title of the live broadcast room was also successfully modified before the broadcast.

"Challenge the new account to be No. [-] in Hanbok within one month, and fail to challenge the anchor's women's clothing!"

……

At night, the Shanghai and Shanghai markets are brightly lit.

Chen Wei, who was walking downstairs after dinner, had a sad face.

[Detected that the host is walking: physical fitness -20]

Damn, are you still letting people live?

As he was walking, he was thinking about the first major decision after time travel—whether to play professionally or not.

"Why don't you go first in Hanbok first?"

He is number one in the Hanbok, and there will definitely be major teams coming to him for trial training. Now it is the transfer period, and if he is fast, he will be able to play in the next season.

Chen Wei racked his brains to think about the pros and cons of playing professionally.

With his current situation, there will be many unstable situations when playing professionally.

If he sleeps at home every day, guides more than a dozen rounds a day, doesn’t eat, stays up late, and has nothing to do to play bronze games and big fights... I guess he will be able to point to the s11 champion as soon as he comes out of the mountain.

"But if you play professionally, it feels like the coach won't allow it..."

"Um……"

Stopping, Chen Wei weakly supported a small tree.

There's no way, the more he exercises, the more he stretches his hips.

"Let me do the math..."

"If you're playing professionally, let's not talk about training matches, you have to play more than a dozen games a day just for rank. It won't take long for me to become a rookie."

"Is there any way for me to stop my decline in strength? It's impossible to play the bronze game every day after playing professionally, right?"

"Um……"

"Fortunately, my body is relatively poor. If I waste my spirit and my physical fitness, will I be able to indirectly prevent the decline in strength? After all, body and spirit are the foundation of game strength."

"That doesn't sound too bad."

"Then the next step is to think about how to 'degenerate'."

Chen Wei picked up a handful of small stones and kept throwing them into the small lake in front of him.

The three things that are most likely to corrupt people are "pornography, gambling and drugs".

yellow.

Don't you see, Ming Kai, Xiaohu, Zuo Shou, Broiler, Ah Shui, etc., how many professional players have been sprayed for talking about their girlfriends?

There is no woman in the heart, and the sword is drawn naturally.

After talking about a girlfriend, there is no need for a guide, and the hand speed will naturally drop.

"Talking about girlfriends, you need to talk more. As for directors, it's also a good habit. You can't quit, you have to keep it."

bet.

Don't you see, it's the last day of the live broadcast of the world of pain and tickle. Zhuzhu, facing the KFC giver, still thinks of the night when the stain won the Tomson Yipin for him.

I don't practice good deeds in my life, I only do show effects, and suddenly I was exposed for gambling. Today, the handcuffs are locked, and the tide on the Huangpu River is coming. Today I know that I am me.

Things like spinach can make people like Zhuzhu "the anchor is not quitting the Internet, the anchor is just arrested", which shows its harmfulness.

However, this seems to be more harmful to the spirit. Considering that he has nothing, this item has been temporarily passed by him.

poison.

This item speaks volumes.

First of all, Chen Wei would never dare to touch something like Breaking Bad that engages in artistic creation.

He just wanted to improve his game skills, not want to be shot.

He can still tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal.

But, there are many more things related to "poison"...

Certain toxic drugs, or smoking and drinking, can be considered a chronic "poison".

For the above three "cultivation" methods, Ming people don't talk dark words, and Chen Wei likes the first one.

"Alcohol and sex hurt me so deeply, starting tomorrow, quit drinking!"

Too bad it's not realistic right now.

He has no money and is not handsome, he is just an unknown little anchor, where can he find a girlfriend?

Alas, I have to work hard for you at night, my good brothers!
After much deliberation, the most practical and immediate thing to do is to smoke and drink.

Chen Wei glanced at the balance of a certain treasure. In addition to the rent and daily expenses, there were still several hundred yuan left.

"Go buy some wine first."

After opening the wicked map, Chen Wei came to a Family Mart convenience store after a while.

The windows were polished.

Only the boss is in the shop alone.

female.

Chen Wei glanced at the female boss who was lying on the counter and watching a movie on her mobile phone, and secretly said, "This is the truth."

"Take whatever you want."

"Is there anyone selling fake wine here?" Chen Wei asked calmly.

The female boss raised her head and looked at Chen Wei with displeasure: "What are you buying?"

"Wine, fake wine." Chen Wei gestured this gesture, emphasizing: "It's the kind of very low-quality fake wine."

This was also one of his plans, if it would be worse if he drank good wine, it would be a bad thing.

The female boss raised her eyebrows: "Are you from the Industry and Commerce Bureau? Came here for an unannounced visit? Fishing law enforcement?"

Chen Wei shook his head: "I bought fake wine, and I can't afford expensive ones."

The female boss looked at Chen Wei suspiciously, and said calmly: "We don't have fake wine here."

"What about the fake cigarettes?" Chen Wei refused to give up.

"..."

Seeing that the female boss didn't speak, Chen Wei rubbed his head and glanced at Dabai, then cautiously asked: "Then, lady boss, do you have a husband?"

"Are you here to find fault?"

"..."

"Go away, if you don't leave, I will call the police!"

Chen Wei's face was flushed, and he pointed to a place on the counter with a little embarrassment, "Then help me get a bottle of the bar with the lowest price."

The proprietress was angry, but when she opened the door for business, all the guests came, and she still took a bottle of wine after all.

"Old Baigan, five yuan a bottle."

After Chen Wei scanned the code, he didn't leave in a hurry.

The night is dark.

Pedestrians are sparse.

The proprietress immediately covered the magnificent scenery in front of her chest cautiously, stared nervously at Chen Wei and said, "What do you want to do?"

"Well, do it."

Then Chen Wei flicked off Lao Baigan's bottle cap in front of the proprietress.

Licked the bottle.

Look up.

Pour hard.

Rotate the bottle.

A vortex forms inside the bottle.

He actually finished off the whole bottle of white wine in one go!

(End of this chapter)