The system asked me to be a teacher

Chapter 97 Hush, keep a low profile!
When all the teachers finished their compliments and dispersed, even Deng Yun, who had always been modest and low-key, felt a little elated.

Looking around for a week, he suddenly noticed Confucius and Mencius.

What is the expression of the other party?

Kong Meng's expression was very strange at this moment. He lowered his head, occasionally frowning, occasionally the corners of his mouth twitched, and looked at himself from time to time.

Is he jealous of himself?
wrong.

As a neighbor class, Deng Yun paid attention to Confucius and Mencius deliberately. He knew that the other party was a more pragmatic workaholic, unlike some teachers who didn't want others to be better.

He, who has been questioned before, has a deep understanding of this.

Suddenly, he thought of Confucius and Mencius's "Encouraging Learning", yes, with Master Kong's attainments in ancient prose, he must think that there is something wrong with the poems written by his students.

It should be that he considers his own feelings and is embarrassed to point it out.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was so, Deng Yun chuckled, it seemed that Brother Kong thought of himself as that Luo Hao.

He got up and walked to Confucius and Mencius: "Mr. Kong, what do you think of that poem?"

Kong Meng didn't expect that Deng Yun would take the initiative to ask himself, so he couldn't help being stunned: "What?"

Deng Yun: "It's the poem written by my student!

"Third watch lights and five watch chickens are just when teenagers are studying, black hair doesn't know how to study early, and Bai Shoufang regrets studying late." '"

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

How does this make me answer?

How about describing this poem with a long paragraph of gorgeous rhetoric?Then after the truth comes out, will there be any suspicion of self-promotion?
But if it is worthless to criticize it, wouldn't it be a bit unfair to Yan Zhenqing?And Deng Yun's face should not be good-looking.

Alas, I am too difficult!

In the end, he had no choice but to falter and say: "Mr. Deng... Actually, I'm really not very proficient in ancient prose, so it's hard to objectively evaluate the quality of a poem."

Deng Yun said with a smile: "Mr. Kong is too modest, who doesn't know your "Encouraging Learning"? If you ask me to comment, this is definitely a classic chapter that has been passed down through the ages.

So you don't need to be humble, just say a few words casually.

Don't worry, I ask you to comment on poems just because I want to hear your negative suggestions. As the old saying goes, knowing your mistakes can make a big difference!
To be honest, the naughtiness of the students in class two (2) is not much worse than that of your class (1), so I also want to use your words to severely criticize and re-educate them. "

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

He found out that the misunderstanding was big!
Helpless, Confucius and Mencius had no choice but to say: "Teacher Deng, to tell you the truth, I really don't have much talent in ancient prose.

That piece of "Encouraging Learning" was me... I was bored when I was in college. I pondered it for four years and consulted many Chinese language and literature teachers and classmates.

It was just luck on the day of the interview. If Director Liu changed the topic, I would definitely be caught blind. "

"Is that so?" Seeing that Confucius and Mencius were not pretending to be swearing, Deng Yun immediately believed it.

Seeing this, Confucius and Mencius hurriedly added: "Actually, like most ordinary people, I can only be regarded as a lover of ancient prose. Don't believe me? I have written a few ancient poems, please comment.

Ahem, the first song is "Song of Snow".

Jiangshang is a general image, Inoue has black holes, the body of the yellow dog is white, and the body of the white dog is swollen.how about it? "

Deng Yun: "?"

"There is a second song about eating, called "Braised Pork with Bamboo Shoots".

No bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin.Good and not thin, braised pork with bamboo shoots. "

Deng Yun: "??"

"The third song is about my talent.

Articles in the world count Sanjiang, Sanjiang articles count hometown, hometown articles count my brother, and my brother learns articles from me. "

Deng Yun: "???"

"Teacher Kong is really... a good poetic talent, a good poetic talent!"

Confucius and Mencius waved his hands: "Vulgarity is vulgarity, Teacher Deng said it casually, there is nothing embarrassing about it.

You think I don't want to write a good poem or two?

It's just that in the current social environment, poetry has long since declined, and apart from my own aptitude, I have nowhere to find someone to learn from, hey..."

Seeing that Confucius and Mencius were heartbroken, Deng Yun, who wanted to say a few words to his three "crooked poems", couldn't open his mouth again.

In fact, what Confucius and Mencius said is quite right. In the modern social environment, poetry has long been out of fashion, and only a few people who specialize in these things are standing firm.

Suddenly he thought of something, and his whole body immediately became excited: "I almost forgot, Mr. Kong, if you are really interested in ancient poetry, you might as well consider joining the [Ancient Chinese Union Association]."

"[Ancient Chinese Union Association]?" Kong Meng was taken aback, the name felt so familiar...

"That's right, you just came out of school and didn't know it was normal for this organization.

Let me tell you, this [Ancient Chinese League Association] is a civil society organization led by Mr. Li Yifu, the current Chinese literature guru.

It strives for excellence, it is vast and far-reaching, it represents the direction of Chinese traditional literature, and it is a part of the intangible cultural heritage of China.

Every ancient prose lover is proud to join this organization, every ancient prose researcher undertakes an important historical mission, and every ancient prose creator injects new vitality into it with his own hard work and wisdom..."

Seeing Deng Yun's eloquence, Confucius and Mencius finally remembered the old gentleman who recited his poems on the stage of Good Voice.

Just about to say that I am already a member of this association and I don’t need the other party to worry about it, but Deng Yun changed the subject:
"It's just that the [Ancient Prose Alliance Association] has very high standards, and if you want to be accepted by this organization, you have to go through at least a three-year inspection period.

For example, I only found out about this organization last year and applied to join, but I still have to wait two years to become a full-time member. "

Seeing that Confucius and Mencius hesitated to speak, he smiled and said, "The time is indeed a bit long, but really good things always need enough patience to wait, right?

You may not know how much thought I have spent in order to get the other party's approval.

For example, I post a few collections of ancient texts and appreciation on the official website of the association every day.

Finally, hard work paid off, and the administrator of the association appreciated me very much. He said that as long as I perform well, it is not impossible to become a regular in advance.

We must know that those who can become regulars in advance are all masters in the literary world, you and I still have to work harder! "

Confucius and Mencius: "..."

He didn't know what to say anymore?Could it be that you tell the other party that you have been waiting for three years for something, but I was dragged in by the other party's shamelessness instead?

"Mr. Kong, why don't you speak?"

"I... I just want to ask, is there no other way than to wait a long time?"

"This..." Deng Yun thought for a while, "Yes, but it's too difficult, and you need to come up with a high-quality ancient prose work, as you said just now, limited to the current environment, who has that ability...

Hey, I almost forgot, Mr. Kong, your article "Encouraging Learning" still has a high probability of passing the test. If you don't believe me, you can try it. "

Confucius and Mencius quickly waved his hands: "Forget it, although the "Encouraging Learning" bears my name, but if we really want to compare it in detail, it is the brainchild of many people, so let's not make a fool of ourselves."

He said this not because he was thin-skinned and embarrassed to take advantage of Old Master Meng, but because he didn't want to expose the fact that he was already a member of the [Ancient Chinese Union Association].

Listening to Deng Yun unreservedly telling himself his experience for many years, Confucius and Mencius were sure that he was an honest, kind-hearted and excellent scholar who was always considerate of others.

For such a person, how could I embarrass him?

So it's better to respect more.

(End of this chapter)