Douluo the tower king

Chapter 2 Anti-Routine Traversal

where is this?

Gongsun Tiedan woke up from the darkness, feeling the warm and moist liquid around him, he was suddenly a little terrified, as if he was being curled up and stuffed into a very small space, and physically he was still upside down With?

I was kidnapped?
How could it be possible that I want money but no money, no power, no good looks, no good job, what is there to kidnap?
Wait, it's not that simple, you can find someone to talk to... No!Why am I singing?

calm!calm!I don't seem to be breathing, is it okay to not need to breathe?
Where the hell am I now?

He tried his best to recall everything about himself, thinking about what happened just now that would cause him to appear in such a small space.

And am I not collecting debts now?

Wait a moment!Where is my creditor?

He thought about what had happened before.

This morning, he went out early in the morning with a stick he had just plucked from a neighbor's garden fence. This was his 520th consecutive day of debt collection.

As a memorable day, he decided to take an authentic Vitex today, the kind that doesn't even pull out the thorns!
Go collect debts!
To show his sincerity!
I have to say that that kid can really run. After finding him, he ran away without saying a few words, and even lost himself!

But he is not an ordinary person, and soon found his trace again.

But Zhang Cuifen seemed to have had an accident. He collapsed on the ground like a puddle of mud, his face was covered with blood, and then it seemed that a helicopter fell from the sky?
So is he dead?

So this is the world after death?
Ok?
He suddenly realized that something was wrong, the place he was in was not stable, it was constantly moving, and there was something squeezing it, I'll go!It's already so crowded here, you still squeeze me, is it human?

And
The woman's painful groans and loud and anxious shouts could be vaguely heard, and the warm liquid surrounding him was rapidly draining, and the feeling of squeezing became more and more intense.

so.
Are you having a baby yourself?Time travel by yourself and become an unborn baby?

Young birthday!I actually turned into a baby!How does this make him good?
I want to be quiet...

But the world told him no!You do not want!

Because as the warm liquid flowed less and less, the squeezing feeling became stronger and stronger, his whole body was squeezed into a small hole, and his small round head was squeezed into a tiny hole, and the pain was so painful that he was dying. I can't do it even if I want to scream.

As expected, she was given birth to a baby!

But now he encountered such a problem, he found that the birth canal may not be as thick as his legs, how to let such a big one come out?

Sure enough, as he expected, although he didn't know how long it took, just because the squeezing feeling from the outside was getting worse and worse, he knew that the current mother was almost exhausted, but he even made himself small Even stuffing your head into the thinner birth canal can't do it, which means something serious has happened.

Dystocia!

Dystocia is the main reason for the death of pregnant women during childbirth. The general reason is that the fetal position is not correct, the fetus is too large or the birth canal is too small.

According to his current feeling, the fetal position should still be upright, but because of the lack of reference objects, it is difficult to speculate whether it is too big for me or the mother's birth canal is too small.

I don't know how long it took, and suddenly, a hot and viscous liquid sprayed his face, and it kept spraying. After a few seconds of surprise, he realized that he seemed to have encountered the legendary dystocia hemorrhage...

It's really a blessing, and misfortunes never come singly, although I don't know why I didn't go to the legendary underworld after my death.

I don't know why he reincarnated directly without drinking Meng Po soup, which can wash away the past, but now this dystocia really makes him feel very sad.

Could it be that he couldn't even take a breath of fresh smog from this new life, and he was going to die miserably?

How miserable!
I want to write a miserable word on my mother's leg!
It's a joke, but the misery is really miserable.

But at this time, he was more impatient. After all, although he didn't know why he was not killed by the plane, or he was reincarnated directly without going through the formalities after being crushed to death, but who wants to die if he can live!

But the current situation is so desperate. As a baby still nestled in someone else's belly, he can't save himself even if he has overwhelming power, not to mention that he is just an ordinary person, except that the reincarnation with memory is special. It's no different than everyone else.

Now the problem arises here. He is not an unborn baby without self-awareness, but a young man with complete self-will. He can accept an active dedication to love, but just like this He couldn't accept the fact that he died in the womb so aggrieved that he couldn't breathe in the smog.

What if you don't accept it?

A person has to curl up in his belly.

Now I can't talk about whether I live or die. It depends entirely on the hot man in the world outside the belly to make a choice between protecting the big and the young.

After an unknown period of time, the originally narrow birth canal suddenly expanded. Before he knew what happened, he felt the pressure under his body pushing his head into the expanded birth canal.

That feeling is like the feeling of wearing a narrow turtleneck sweater in winter when the narrow neckline covers one's head, but the feeling is stronger now.

"Boom~"

He felt that the top of his head was suddenly blown by the cold wind, that cold feeling was like the feeling of being doused by a basin of cold overnight footwashing water upstairs before going out of the warm room in winter before embracing the cold air. Then his turtleneck sweater was tightly wrapped around his neck due to shrinkage, and the worst part was that his body was also tightly wrapped around his body.

Uncomfortable!

But the current situation is undoubtedly much better than before when I couldn't even get my head out. After all, I can clearly feel the relative relaxation.

But even so, he still felt uncomfortable. Before, it was a pain in the head from being squeezed, but now it is a pain in the body from being squeezed. You must know that the width of the shoulders is always bigger than the head.

And now the birth canal is barely passing through a head, let alone his body?

But the huge force under him is obviously higher than the resistance of the birth canal opening. He can feel that he is being squeezed out little by little, and the skeleton is being squeezed out of shape, that is, the baby's body is soft, otherwise he feels that he will probably be squeezed out. Squeezed fractures.

Even this is not good, the burning pain on his body, but the outside world is so cold, the pain and cold made him want to cry without tears.

But as the upper body, which takes up most of the body's space, passes through the birth canal, everything becomes easier.

He only felt that a pair of rough hands passed through his armpits and squeezed him out of the mother's womb. The stiff dead skin and calluses on those big hands made his delicate skin painful, but it was nothing, compared to Compared to other problems, he can completely ignore this little pain, and he is also facing a big problem related to his life and death.

Because he's suffocating now!

Although I don't know why I didn't feel it when I was in the new mother's belly, but now I have a very strong sense of suffocation when I come out.

He opened his mouth wide, but his mouth was filled with a viscous, silky liquid, which probably was amniotic fluid or fetal membranes.

Just when he was about to suffocate, those big hands put him in a soft thing, and then opened his mouth, and then there was a faint stench approaching, and then he felt a warm thing covering his body. On his mouth, with a suction force, the mucus in his mouth was sucked clean.

saved!
"哬~tui!"

There was a loud sound of spitting and spitting, which made his body stiff. No wonder he felt a sense of déjà vu from the touch just now. It turned out to be the mouth, bastard!
This old man's first kiss in this life!

But this time is not the time to care about these trivial things, without the mucus blocking his mouth, the strong suffocation prompts his abdominal diaphragm to contract and cause the diaphragm to descend, thereby expanding the chest cavity in all directions, and the negative pressure promotes his chest cavity. His lungs were forced to work, a mouthful of smelly air poured into his lungs, filling up every alveolus, temporarily relieving his suffocation, and he was nervous after the feeling of dying was gone. I just relaxed for a while, and then I noticed the noisy voices around, but they all sounded very happy. I think it should be a scene where the mother and child are safe!
Even though he is a normal adult soul, although he experienced a rare experience of being born, he was in pain and almost suffocated to death, but he had no intention of crying, but the immature vocal cords had not yet fully grown, and every time he breathed When breathing, the air in the lungs and outside the body will vibrate his vocal cords when the air in the lungs and the outside of the body interact through the organs, making a wah-wah crying sound.

This kind of sound is like getting angry, there is a mouthful of thick phlegm in the throat that can't be coughed up, like the feeling of snoring every time you take a breath.

Soon, a piece of something like sackcloth that scratched his skin very painfully was held by a rough hand and rubbed violently over his body, probably to clean up the mucus on the newborn's body.

He didn't stop until the sackcloth wiped his body several times, making him feel that his skin was about to be worn out, and then he felt that he was wrapped in a softer cloth by those big hands, leaving only A small head of melon is exposed.

Then he was handed over to another person to hold him. That person should be a woman, who used her fingers to touch his immature face from time to time.

He really wanted to open his eyes to see the world, but he didn't know whether it was because he was tired from birth or his facial muscles were too immature to support him to open his eyelids, making it impossible for him to open even a slit.

The surrounding voices came from multiple people, several old ladies who sounded old, probably midwives.

There is a frail young woman, is this her own new mother?It's a pity that I can't open my eyes to see what she looks like.

There is a man's voice that sounds both excited and powerless, will there be a man in the delivery room?

Could this be the legendary male doctor in obstetrics and gynecology?Or his new father?Too little information to guess.

What's more, these people didn't speak Mandarin at all. It sounded a bit like Chaoshan dialect, but also had an accent of Asan. No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't think of such an accent in the vast land of China.

The baby's energy is weak, obviously he only felt it within a few minutes, but he was gradually tired enough to fall asleep, even any persistent pain on the navel could not stop this drowsiness.

(End of this chapter)