Douluo the tower king

Chapter 1 The strongest scumbag in history crosses the heavens and becomes a god system (the first two chapters can be skipped directly, and the reading will not be affected)

(The first two chapters belong to the story before crossing, you can skip it and start reading from the third one, it will not affect the reading, but the complete reading experience will be more, because I have conceived the beginning of this book for a long time, it is definitely interesting (=^ ▽^=))

Zhang Cuifen lit a cigarette and thought about life on the busy street. He had just crossed three streets and five alleys and escaped the debt collectors. Now he was half dead tired and his clothes were no longer tidy.

As a real man of seven centimeters in size, it's okay for him to be chased, but it's fine if a little girl pursues him. Why is there a stinky man staring at him?
Is it wrong to lend you money?

Don't want to be wrong?

Why do I have to pay back the money I borrowed with my ability?
Why are you staring at him alone to collect debts?Can't you try another goal?

The world is so big, if each person gives you one dollar, then you have a huge sum of 70 billion yuan, what's the use of chasing me?What can I give you?
every day!
This man comes to collect debts every day, rain or shine

Whether he hides in the countryside or puts on women's clothes, he can be found. Sometimes he really suspects that pulling a man is a dog, why not such a sharp nose?

It's useless to call the police, because the last time he called the police that someone came to collect debts, and then the police educated him.

Why?He is the debt collector and not me, why are you educating me?
Forget it, let it be, it has been a year and today is not bad, anyway, he has already gotten used to it, anyway, he will leave this world soon, anyway, you won't be able to find me in the future.

Hurry up!

You must know that your pre-tasks are basically completed now, and you can start the first time travel in your life right away.

Wearing it as a virgin, it is really a little shy and little expectation to say it!

Then it was as if he was about to travel through time as described by the name of the system, roam the heavens, and become a god-level scumbag.

Endless mighty power in one body, as the head of the joint world, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of life, how great is that?

Speaking of married women, Cao Cao is here!
As soon as he thought of this, his eyes blurred, and a golden exclamation mark appeared on the virtual screen.

"Dang Dang Dang Dang! The mission is completed! Hehehe! I can become a god! Oye!"

【Ding!Congratulations on completing the novice task, your strongest system manager, Crazy Dave, has been activated! 】

A crisp and rough voice rang from my ears, and then there was an electronically synthesized girl, mixed with a strong nasal voice, with a strong purity and at the same time a strange feeling of wildness, the key is a little sense of disobedience in fusion nothing!
"I want to time travel! I want to become a god!" Zhang Cuifen shouted excitedly!
Three years!Three full years!
Do you know how he spent the past three years?
He's playing around with Blue Pooh every day!It's on stage!
He had been looking forward to this day for three full years, for today!In order to be able to pass through.

Anywhere is fine, as long as he can travel through, isn't he destined to be the protagonist with the golden finger, who can embrace the moon in the nine heavens, catch turtles in the ocean, lie drunk on the knees of beauties, wake up and hold the power of the world, isn't it beautiful?

The excitement caused the pheromone transmission in his body to be disordered, and my aunt couldn't help but began to tremble uncontrollably.

He was so excited that the words that should have been spoken silently in his heart turned into shouts.

This action was extremely eye-catching on the street, frightening the people around him to leave him instantly, leaving a vacuum around him, looking at him with eyes full of pity, like a poor kid who went crazy after reading a novel.

"Mummy! What is that pot doing?" A little boy next to him pointed at him and asked the woman beside him suspiciously.

The woman pulled her son away from him like a cat protecting the food, and then said to her son: "Turtle son! If you meet such a person in the future, you must stay away from them. You will not be a good person at first sight!"

Zhang Cuifen's laughter stopped abruptly, but when facing the eyes of others, she felt like everyone was awake and I was alone: ​​hum!Lao Tzu is a man who wants to become a god, how can he be compared with them?How could the eagle walk with the chaffinch?

"System! Is the system there??"

【Host, I am here】

The electronic sound sounded at the right time, the sound seemed to sound from the bottom of my heart, and it seemed to come from all directions, and I couldn't find the specific direction.

"I want to cross!"

【Okay, the target world is being locked for you...】

[Locked, target: Douluo Continent]

[Time node: the eve of the battle of the gods]

【Please choose the way to travel】

【Active or Accidental】

He smiled slightly: "Since I have chosen stimulation, it is natural to be stimulated to the end! I want surprises!"

[Whether to open the novice treasure box, you will definitely get a random artifact-level item when you open it for the first time, pass: If you give up the chance to obtain the artifact, you can actively choose multiple super-grade exercises! 】

Artifact Yo!
He wanted to open the box on the spot, but he thought of his luck, wouldn't it be a loss if he only got a small piece of trash?It's still better to use the exercises, you can choose on your own initiative, and do whatever you want!
"I want exercises!"

[You can choose the artifact?That's a real artifact, are you sure you don't want it?Are you sure you want to give up? 】

"Give up! I want exercises!"

[Okay, I have given up the right to obtain the artifact for you, the camera obscura has been opened, and you have given up the artifact Meteor Tears! 】

Wang Defa!
Zhang Cuifen vomited blood angrily, don't tell me sooner!How could he give up if he knew that there was such a good thing?He even suspected that this system was designed to annoy him!
"I want the artifact! I regret it!"

[You have made a choice, you are not allowed to go back, or you can choose to give up the novice gift package! 】

With a sigh, he knew that his luck was not saved, and the good things of luck had never been his turn.

Zhang Cuifen said with a black face: "What kind of exercises do you have? Do you have the Huang Ting Jing? The kind used by Daozu Hongjun!"

【First of all, let me correct the host's statement. Hongjun does exist, and Huang Ting Jingjing also has its contents, but please remember that Hongjun is just a thief who stole other people's Dao fruit, and he cannot bear the name of Taoist ancestor. Secondly, because you As a punishment for the act of admitting a thief as your father, your authority to choose a super-grade exercise will be reduced to a high-level one. In the end, the Huang Ting Nei Jingjing is a true god-level exercise. The host’s current authority is only advanced, and the authority is insufficient. Please choose again]

Zhang Cuifen's heart suddenly turned cold, and she was downgraded just because of a title?Distressed!
His tone trembled: "Advanced? What is an advanced?"

[According to the grading method of online novels in the memory of the host, it is low magic or low martial arts]

"Low martial arts? The Sunflower Book?"

[Selected, do you need other exercises? 】

This works?He was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood what could be used: "I want all the exercises in martial arts novels!"

[The host can't!You can only choose one world practice, please choose carefully (black and bold)]

Not allowed to choose?
He thought carefully and made a calm choice. Martial arts are martial arts after all, and the upper limit is still too low. Then he thought of a manga he was chasing recently: Under One Man!
Although this manga has only been updated halfway, it can be said that the world view is very grand, and it directly points to immortals, and the upper limit is extremely high. If you choose this one, it must be excellent!

"Then I want all the exercises in One Person" (Super Loud)
[Selected, the novice gift package will appear after crossing, please pay attention to check]

[Time travel time has been locked until today, please wait patiently]

"Hehehe...!" He will be able to time travel soon, he is in a super good mood, and his face is also filled with a happy smile, thinking that he still has a few hundred yuan left in deposit, he secretly sighs, finally he can The life of opening and hanging has started!With a few hundred bucks left, let’s have one last indulgence before crossing!

Thinking of this, he casually stopped a passing taxi: "Master, find a place to wash your feet! Ask for a higher-end one!"

The driver straightened his face: "Do you want a regular one?"

"Tch! What does it mean to be regular?"

"understood!"

The driver slammed the accelerator to the end and threw him out of the car window. Seeing that his face was covered in blood, the driver jumped off, stepped on the accelerator and ran away without getting off the car.

Flying in the air, Zhang Cuifen was inexplicably excited, am I going to cross?This is the so-called accident?

But nothing special happened until he fell to the ground, and even fell half to death, and he couldn't even get up.

Can I still travel through?

Speaking of wives, Cao Cao is here again!

Just a few seconds after he had this idea, he saw a private plane wobbly descending from the sky, which shocked him a lot.

But after his panic, he was ecstatic, because he saw a familiar golden exclamation mark on the nose of the helicopter, and it seemed that this was the key to his journey.

His eyes were full of excitement and fanaticism: "Hahahaha! I can finally time travel!"

However, as the plane descended lower and lower, a muscular man appeared in his field of vision, and his body trembled subconsciously, which was a conditioned reflex left over from the long face.

The man who pulled a debt collector appeared again!

The muscular man came to his heart like a tiger descending the mountain, bah, came to his side, pulled his clothes and dragged him hard, trying to take him away from the position where the helicopter might hit.

"No! Tie Dan, don't touch me!"

After finally being able to cross, how could Zhang Cuifen allow someone to disturb her?Pulling Gongsun Tiedan's arm was like pushing him away.

But how can his small arms and legs have so much strength?He couldn't shake those steel-like arms at all.

"Cuifen, don't make trouble! It's good to be alive!"

"I said it! Tie Dan, don't touch me!"

The muscular man picked him up from the ground and saw the plane getting closer, he became more and more anxious: "Be obedient! Don't think about it! I don't want the three yuan and eighty cents you owe me, can't I?"

The crossing was just around the corner, and Zhang Cuifen allowed someone to get in the way, so she simply took out the few hundred dollars left in her pocket and stuffed them into Tie Dan's arms: "I'll give you all my money! Don't pester me anymore!"

"Don't do stupid things! What can you do? Only by living can the problem be solved!"

"No! As long as you let go, then my biggest problem will be solved!"

"Cuifen, stop making trouble! Live well!"

"Tie Dan, let go!"

"Tuifen!"

"Iron egg!"

The two were entangled together, seeing that the shadow of the helicopter had enveloped them, Gongsun Tiedan gritted his teeth and threw Zhang Cuifen out fiercely, but he fell to the ground because of his unbalanced center of gravity.

Suddenly being pushed away, the whole person knelt on the ground and watched Gongsun Tiedan gradually being covered by the shadow of the private plane falling, and the golden exclamation mark on the plane's head also turned into a golden swirl, Zhang Cuifen's whole heart was broken: "No! Iron egg!"

"boom!"

The huge explosion ignited raging flames, and the scalding heat wave hit his face instantly and burned his hair clean, the fine hair on his face was also burned off, and his skin was even burned under the high temperature.

But he didn't care about the pain on his body at all, and his whole body collapsed to the ground, crying heart-piercingly with snot and tears.

"No! Iron egg!"

"No! My time travel!"

"I'm first, obviously I'm the first! Whether it's a system or time travel, I'm the first..."

(End of this chapter)