When the system encounters psychosis
Chapter 170 What I Have Is Just an Apple, Not Jizhi Syrup
Chapter 170 What I Have Is Just an Apple, Not Jizhi Syrup
"Sister Lan, what's wrong with Gu Xiaotian?" the bodyguard asked suspiciously.
"He just took out a piece of paper and asked me to sign it, and he deliberately showed only a corner for me to sign it. I was very angry and didn't pay attention at the time. You should take this piece of paper back immediately. Also, his pen is very Suspicious, stop him and ask him to hand over the things, this matter is very important and must be completed! Don't take his identity into account, the chairman of the board can handle the follow-up matters, hurry up!"
After Mu Lan yelled this long series of words, she hastily hung up the phone.
"But Sister Lan, what does Gu Xiaotian look like..." After the bodyguard finished asking this sentence, he heard a busy tone coming from the phone, and was immediately confused.
Gu Xiaotian, who happened to walk to the entrance of the hospital, heard these words, and looked back at the dozen or so big men who had already gathered towards the bodyguard who answered the phone.
"Hey... want to catch me?" Gu Xiaotian suddenly thought of the mission he just received today, maybe they can help trigger it.
When he looked up, Gu Xiaotian saw Fei Fei and a group of his subordinates walking towards him.
Gu Xiaotian hurriedly waved his hands, signaling them not to come over.
Seeing this, Fei Fei was a little puzzled, but stopped a few of his subordinates, and then retreated a little.
"The name Gu Xiaotian sounds familiar...but do you know what he looks like?" a bodyguard asked.
"I also think his name looks familiar, but I really don't know what he looks like." Another bodyguard said.
Although Gu Xiaotian has been in the limelight recently on the Internet, these bodyguards are obviously not the ones who post on Weibo every day.
Listening to the funny conversations of a few people, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but chuckled secretly. Sure enough, his limbs are strong and his mind is simple!
"Big brothers, I'm Gu Xiaotian, what do you want from me? Did you owe me money?" Gu Xiaotian suddenly approached and said cutely.
When everyone heard the words, they immediately turned their attention to him, and one of them patted his head vigorously and suddenly said: "He is Gu Xiaotian, I saw his picture when I was looking for small movies on the Internet for entertainment."
When Gu Xiaotian heard it, he immediately became unhappy: "I'll fuck you! Why did you see this young master's photo when you were looking for a movie?"
Another bodyguard knocked the guy on the head, frowned and shouted: "What nonsense with him! Stop him!"
Hearing this, Gu Xiaotian ran away with the apples in his hand. In order to prevent the apples from spilling out, he tied the bag of apples into a knot while running.
A group of big men behind him chased after him with a "buzz".
Seeing this, Fei Fei hurriedly followed up with a few of his subordinates from a distance.
"Why are you chasing me? I only have apples in my hand, not Jizhi syrup! You got it wrong!" Gu Xiaotian shouted while running.
"..." The people behind them all looked dazed, they didn't understand what Gu Xiaotian meant, and then they thought, with this guy's mental state, it's normal to say anything anyway.
Gu Xiaotian ran for three to four hundred meters, then jumped up and hugged a big tree in front of him, and climbed up.
Some guys were dumbfounded, Nima was crawling as fast as a rabbit while carrying a bag of apples.
But one of the bodyguards didn't procrastinate, and immediately got up behind Gu Xiaotian's buttocks. Seeing this, Gu Xiaotian stretched out his legs and kicked him on the shoulder without saying a word.
With Gu Xiaotian's strength, it still hurts to kick someone now, only to hear the person "ouch", and immediately slid down the tree with a "dulu" and fell to the ground.
System prompt: Congratulations to the host for triggering a four-star task event and gaining 4 attribute points. There are currently 4 points left for attributes that have not been added.
Gu Xiaotian snickered, he didn't have time to deal with the system's prompts, he just needs to know that this can trigger the mission.
"Oh, I can't, I can't climb anymore!" Gu Xiaotian climbed to a height of three meters, stopped on purpose and wailed, "I can't climb anymore..."
Fei Fei felt a little worried when he saw this, and when he wanted to come over, he was interrupted by Gu Xiaotian's decisive gesture...
"Are you a pig? Don't you scratch his feet?" a bodyguard yelled.
"He's Gu Xiaotian! What if you catch him and fall?"
"Can a dozen or so of us still be unable to catch him? Are you stupid? Besides, this is a death order from Sister Lan. If you don't solve it, do you still want to do it? And Sister Lan also said, this matter Our chairman can handle it, but with the chairman as your backer, you are still afraid of being an egg!" The bodyguard continued to shout: "He can't climb anymore, quickly pull him down, otherwise there will be more and more people watching. "
"But I can't do it anymore, my arm hurts too much..." the bodyguard who climbed the tree before said with a bitter face.
"I'm coming!" Another bodyguard wiped his sleeves down to his wrists and climbed up the tree, while urging: "If I accidentally fall later, you have to catch me too."
"Don't worry, it's fine."
The bodyguard crawled under Gu Xiaotian after a few steps, and grabbed his feet with a raised hand: "Gu Xiaotian, come down immediately and return the things to us, and I won't bother you."
"What is it?" Gu Xiaotian frowned and shouted, "I already said that there is no emergency syrup! Here... Do you want an apple?"
"..." The bodyguard simply stopped talking nonsense, seeing that the bodyguards below had gathered together and prepared to pick up the person, he pulled Gu Xiaotian's foot hard.
"Ahhh..." Gu Xiaotian suddenly exclaimed, pretending to be unsteady while climbing, and fell straight down.
Seeing this, the bodyguard who dragged him couldn't help but be glad that he didn't fall together, and secretly felt complacent, thinking that it would not be easy to deal with you...
Just when the bodyguard was enjoying himself, Gu Xiaotian who was in mid-air suddenly stretched out a foot and kicked him in the chest.
"Ah!" The bodyguard screamed, and the climb was unstable at the moment, and he fell out.
The bodyguards under him thought he was fine, so they didn't bother to take care of him at all, and they all stuck together to pick up Gu Xiaotian, and then... Gu Xiaotian fell on them and it was fine, another bodyguard had already fallen two meters The outsider screamed "Wow".
The bodyguards were stunned by the situation in front of them. This guy fell really badly. He was lying on the ground, covering his buttocks and grinning. Judging from his appearance, it looked like his butt hit some small rock.
Immediately, several people ran over to help him.
They were surprised, but Gu Xiaotian wasn't surprised at all. Taking advantage of their surprise, he punched two "bang bang" without saying a word, giving the two unlucky guys two panda eyes.
Then he jumped up and jumped back to the tree in front of him, hugged the trunk and climbed up again!
"Damn! How is this guy so flexible!" A bodyguard yelled, but he was still quick-eyed and quickly grabbed Gu Xiaotian's feet.
Gu Xiaotian froze, and immediately kicked his face with the other foot.
"Ahh..." The man was kicked back directly.
……
(End of this chapter)
"Sister Lan, what's wrong with Gu Xiaotian?" the bodyguard asked suspiciously.
"He just took out a piece of paper and asked me to sign it, and he deliberately showed only a corner for me to sign it. I was very angry and didn't pay attention at the time. You should take this piece of paper back immediately. Also, his pen is very Suspicious, stop him and ask him to hand over the things, this matter is very important and must be completed! Don't take his identity into account, the chairman of the board can handle the follow-up matters, hurry up!"
After Mu Lan yelled this long series of words, she hastily hung up the phone.
"But Sister Lan, what does Gu Xiaotian look like..." After the bodyguard finished asking this sentence, he heard a busy tone coming from the phone, and was immediately confused.
Gu Xiaotian, who happened to walk to the entrance of the hospital, heard these words, and looked back at the dozen or so big men who had already gathered towards the bodyguard who answered the phone.
"Hey... want to catch me?" Gu Xiaotian suddenly thought of the mission he just received today, maybe they can help trigger it.
When he looked up, Gu Xiaotian saw Fei Fei and a group of his subordinates walking towards him.
Gu Xiaotian hurriedly waved his hands, signaling them not to come over.
Seeing this, Fei Fei was a little puzzled, but stopped a few of his subordinates, and then retreated a little.
"The name Gu Xiaotian sounds familiar...but do you know what he looks like?" a bodyguard asked.
"I also think his name looks familiar, but I really don't know what he looks like." Another bodyguard said.
Although Gu Xiaotian has been in the limelight recently on the Internet, these bodyguards are obviously not the ones who post on Weibo every day.
Listening to the funny conversations of a few people, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but chuckled secretly. Sure enough, his limbs are strong and his mind is simple!
"Big brothers, I'm Gu Xiaotian, what do you want from me? Did you owe me money?" Gu Xiaotian suddenly approached and said cutely.
When everyone heard the words, they immediately turned their attention to him, and one of them patted his head vigorously and suddenly said: "He is Gu Xiaotian, I saw his picture when I was looking for small movies on the Internet for entertainment."
When Gu Xiaotian heard it, he immediately became unhappy: "I'll fuck you! Why did you see this young master's photo when you were looking for a movie?"
Another bodyguard knocked the guy on the head, frowned and shouted: "What nonsense with him! Stop him!"
Hearing this, Gu Xiaotian ran away with the apples in his hand. In order to prevent the apples from spilling out, he tied the bag of apples into a knot while running.
A group of big men behind him chased after him with a "buzz".
Seeing this, Fei Fei hurriedly followed up with a few of his subordinates from a distance.
"Why are you chasing me? I only have apples in my hand, not Jizhi syrup! You got it wrong!" Gu Xiaotian shouted while running.
"..." The people behind them all looked dazed, they didn't understand what Gu Xiaotian meant, and then they thought, with this guy's mental state, it's normal to say anything anyway.
Gu Xiaotian ran for three to four hundred meters, then jumped up and hugged a big tree in front of him, and climbed up.
Some guys were dumbfounded, Nima was crawling as fast as a rabbit while carrying a bag of apples.
But one of the bodyguards didn't procrastinate, and immediately got up behind Gu Xiaotian's buttocks. Seeing this, Gu Xiaotian stretched out his legs and kicked him on the shoulder without saying a word.
With Gu Xiaotian's strength, it still hurts to kick someone now, only to hear the person "ouch", and immediately slid down the tree with a "dulu" and fell to the ground.
System prompt: Congratulations to the host for triggering a four-star task event and gaining 4 attribute points. There are currently 4 points left for attributes that have not been added.
Gu Xiaotian snickered, he didn't have time to deal with the system's prompts, he just needs to know that this can trigger the mission.
"Oh, I can't, I can't climb anymore!" Gu Xiaotian climbed to a height of three meters, stopped on purpose and wailed, "I can't climb anymore..."
Fei Fei felt a little worried when he saw this, and when he wanted to come over, he was interrupted by Gu Xiaotian's decisive gesture...
"Are you a pig? Don't you scratch his feet?" a bodyguard yelled.
"He's Gu Xiaotian! What if you catch him and fall?"
"Can a dozen or so of us still be unable to catch him? Are you stupid? Besides, this is a death order from Sister Lan. If you don't solve it, do you still want to do it? And Sister Lan also said, this matter Our chairman can handle it, but with the chairman as your backer, you are still afraid of being an egg!" The bodyguard continued to shout: "He can't climb anymore, quickly pull him down, otherwise there will be more and more people watching. "
"But I can't do it anymore, my arm hurts too much..." the bodyguard who climbed the tree before said with a bitter face.
"I'm coming!" Another bodyguard wiped his sleeves down to his wrists and climbed up the tree, while urging: "If I accidentally fall later, you have to catch me too."
"Don't worry, it's fine."
The bodyguard crawled under Gu Xiaotian after a few steps, and grabbed his feet with a raised hand: "Gu Xiaotian, come down immediately and return the things to us, and I won't bother you."
"What is it?" Gu Xiaotian frowned and shouted, "I already said that there is no emergency syrup! Here... Do you want an apple?"
"..." The bodyguard simply stopped talking nonsense, seeing that the bodyguards below had gathered together and prepared to pick up the person, he pulled Gu Xiaotian's foot hard.
"Ahhh..." Gu Xiaotian suddenly exclaimed, pretending to be unsteady while climbing, and fell straight down.
Seeing this, the bodyguard who dragged him couldn't help but be glad that he didn't fall together, and secretly felt complacent, thinking that it would not be easy to deal with you...
Just when the bodyguard was enjoying himself, Gu Xiaotian who was in mid-air suddenly stretched out a foot and kicked him in the chest.
"Ah!" The bodyguard screamed, and the climb was unstable at the moment, and he fell out.
The bodyguards under him thought he was fine, so they didn't bother to take care of him at all, and they all stuck together to pick up Gu Xiaotian, and then... Gu Xiaotian fell on them and it was fine, another bodyguard had already fallen two meters The outsider screamed "Wow".
The bodyguards were stunned by the situation in front of them. This guy fell really badly. He was lying on the ground, covering his buttocks and grinning. Judging from his appearance, it looked like his butt hit some small rock.
Immediately, several people ran over to help him.
They were surprised, but Gu Xiaotian wasn't surprised at all. Taking advantage of their surprise, he punched two "bang bang" without saying a word, giving the two unlucky guys two panda eyes.
Then he jumped up and jumped back to the tree in front of him, hugged the trunk and climbed up again!
"Damn! How is this guy so flexible!" A bodyguard yelled, but he was still quick-eyed and quickly grabbed Gu Xiaotian's feet.
Gu Xiaotian froze, and immediately kicked his face with the other foot.
"Ahh..." The man was kicked back directly.
……
(End of this chapter)
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