When the system encounters psychosis

Chapter 171 I Just Like To Make International Jokes

Gu Xiaotian climbed back up the tree after a few "clicks", this time he climbed higher in one breath, and directly climbed to a thigh-thick tree branch and sat on it.

The system has been prompting just now, and he didn't have time to listen carefully, so he opened the system panel and took a look at it now.

Four more mission events have been triggered. Just now, a guy fell directly, punched two unlucky guys twice, and finally kicked back one.

"Not bad... This group of people is really my lucky star! It seems that the task will be completed soon." Gu Xiaotian sighed with satisfaction.

After thinking about it, he shouted directly in his heart: "Bing Ling, you are ready to give me a task reward! 40 points of attributes, less I will not play with you!"

"..." Bing Ling was stunned, and frowned: "Didn't you just mean to choose a task with no time limit? It should be 25 o'clock!"

When Gu Xiaotian heard it, he shouted immediately: "Who said that? When did I say that I would choose a task with no time limit?"

"..." Bing Ling was silent for a while, and then said: "Didn't you just say that completing this task within 24 hours was an international joke?"

"Yes!" Gu Xiaotian nodded: "But I just like to make international jokes! You have been with me for so long, don't you understand me?"

"..." Bing Ling was silent again, and it took a while to argue: "But your tone and meaning just now clearly meant that you wanted to choose a task with no time limit."

Gu Xiaotian immediately retorted: "I'm telling you, Bingling! I never said to choose a task with no time limit. You will be punished by the system if you decide the task for the host without permission."

"But just now you asked me to choose for you."

"That's right, but I thought you would understand that I have to choose a time-limited task! Who knew that you have been with me for so long, and your comprehension has not improved a bit, oh...you really let me down .”

"..." Although Bing Ling tried her best to suppress her emotions, she was already too angry, and finally could only say a word bitterly: "I won't talk to you! I can't talk to you."

"Well, then there is a time limit!"

"Understood!" Bing Ling breathed authentically.

"Thank you." Gu Xiaotian suddenly smiled politely.

"..." Bingling was dumbfounded again, Gu Xiaotian yelled at her, she was dumbfounded, and she was even more dumbfounded when he was polite to her.

After the problem was satisfactorily resolved, Gu Xiaocai raised his head and looked around. Fan Fei and eight bodyguards were standing in all directions not far away, surrounding him. Pay attention to your surroundings.

It is estimated that as soon as he gave an order, they would rush back and beat up these guys under the tree.

Then Gu Xiaotian looked down at the situation under the tree, and this group of guys actually sat on the ground and didn't move.

Now they know very well that whoever climbs up will definitely be kicked down by Gu Xiaotian, so no one dares to climb the tree anymore, they just sit under the tree and wait for Gu Xiaotian to go down by himself. Can't grow a pair of wings and run away!
Seeing this, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help being taken aback, thinking that this is impossible!They stopped climbing, and the mission got stuck here, and now there are five missions left to be completed!
In case the task is not completed within the time limit, Bing Ling must not let the joke die!
Gu Xiaotian's eyeballs rolled around a few times, and finally his gaze was on the bag of apples hanging on his arm.

Laughing secretly, he opened the bag, took out an apple, and threw it at the head of one of the bodyguards.

"Snapped!"

The apple hit the man's head, with Gu Xiaotian's current strength, coupled with the gravity of the falling object itself, it directly knocked him dizzy.

"What the hell is going on? Which of you hit me?"

System prompt: Congratulations to the host for triggering a four-star nerve event and gaining 4 attribute points. There are currently 4 points left for attributes that have not been added.

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

Two more bodyguards were hit in the head, followed by two roars, and they finally noticed that it was Gu Xiaotian on the tree who did it.

"Haha... Brothers don't want chicken jelly." Gu Xiaotian suddenly laughed and said at this time: "I think you are too boring just sitting around, so I want to give you some apples to eat, please don't be polite."

However, Gu Xiaotian was still a little suspicious, when did Lao Tzu's accuracy become so good?When I was playing basketball before, I didn't make every shot accurately!
The bodyguards jumped their feet in anger, but there was nothing they could do about Gu Xiaotian. If they could, they would want to push down this tree now.

"I'll give you back an apple!" A bodyguard finally couldn't take it anymore, picked up the apple on the ground and threw it at Gu Xiaotian.

The apple flew towards Gu Xiaotian's chest accurately. Seeing this, Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but secretly said: "Although this guy's IQ is not high, his accuracy is quite good."

However, with his current reaction speed, he reached out and grabbed the apple in his hand, stunned the bodyguards below.

"I'm so kind to give you apples, but you hit me with an apple, it's really ruthless! See if I don't smash shit on you!" Gu Xiaotian stared at the bodyguard and said fiercely.

Then with a sharp flick of his right hand, the apple flew out, the man was not stupid, he jumped away from the spot when he saw Gu Xiaotian throwing the apple.

"Damn it! Why did you hit me on the face?" A bodyguard next to him suddenly felt dizzy, and lay down on the ground covering his head with a howl.

"Uh... I'm really sorry, I missed it." Gu Xiaotian smiled with an "apologetic face".

He wasn't stupid, of course he knew that guy would hide, so he deliberately hit the person next to him.

When Gu Xiaotian looked at the system, he was only short of the last task.

At this moment, his mobile phone rang suddenly. He took it out and saw that it was Ning Caiwei calling. After connecting the phone, Ning Caiwei's concerned voice came from the opposite side.

"Xiao Tian, ​​haven't things been dealt with yet? Why haven't you gone home for dinner?"

"Okay, okay, I'm going home now." Gu Xiaotian laughed loudly.

"Um……"

After hanging up the phone, Gu Xiaotian hugged the tree trunk and slid down. When he landed, he turned to the bodyguards and said, "My mother told me to go home for dinner, and I won't play with you anymore."

The bodyguards immediately surrounded him.

"Young Master Gu, as long as you return the paper and pen you asked Mu Lan to sign, we will definitely not bother you." Seeing Gu Xiaotian coming down, one of the bodyguards said, using honorifics in his words .

"What's there to pay back the paper and pen!" Gu Xiaotian said, he had already quietly pulled out the pen from his belt, and then secretly threw it on the ground behind him.

Immediately, two bodyguards saw it. They looked at each other. One of them wanted to pick up the pen immediately, but the other stared at him, and the former stopped moving.

……

(End of this chapter)