Douluo II Ha is also crazy

Chapter 102 Oscar's Big Sausage

"Sausage?"

Puzzled, Gu Bai turned around and found that he didn't know when it would start. A man suddenly appeared behind him, with an unshaven beard pushing a small cart full of roast sausages.

"Oh shit, I gave you a fright..." Gu Bai was startled at this glance, and the unshaven uncle approached, holding a roasted sausage with a wretched smile on his face.

"Damn you! Uncle, please stay away from me..."

"Uncle? Hey, you are older than me, okay! You called me uncle, did you make a mistake..."

This person is Oscar, a student of Shrek Academy, a super sausage of Wuhun, a food-type soul master.

Due to the influence of his birth, Oscar had a very bushy beard, and he was often called uncle, and he only heard resentful words.

Gu Bai shuddered immediately, the soft tone became more and more strange the more he heard it.

Gu Bai: "What did you say? I'm older than you? Did you make a mistake, look at your beard, I don't even have a hair..."

Oscar: "I... I just have a thicker beard. I'm only fourteen this year, and I'm a student of this academy..."

Speaking of this, Oscar looked aggrieved, why should he grow a beard if he is handsome?Why do others not grow long.

Just like some people said, why do you lose your hair if you are handsome?And others are so ugly but don't lose their hair?
How could there be so many reasons in this world, and Oscar also wanted to know why, why was he born poor?Why are his parents not nobles of the empire?
So say it!There is no such reason in this world, what should be what should be, what can I do with a natural beard?Scrape!

It's just that he got up late today and didn't have time to shave, so his beard is very thick.

Due to his physical condition, he basically grew a bunch of beards overnight, and it was too tiring to shave every day, so he usually didn't shave much.

But well!Now he suddenly wants to shave again, why?Because there are a few elementary school girls in the college.

After all, he is also a good-looking person. In order to impress the elementary school girls, he has the idea of ​​shaving off his beard immediately.

But... isn't this business, I can't leave, so let's wait until tomorrow to shave.

"My God! It really is the Monster Academy, there are monsters everywhere..." Hearing this, Gu Bai was speechless.

What kind of bird academy is this? There are monsters everywhere, not only the academy, but also the teachers, and even the students.

It seems that what Flender said is correct, this is indeed a monster academy, just the assessment level that Gu Bai passed by just now, those assessment conditions are not something ordinary people can pass.

And these people who can pass are undoubtedly some extremely talented geniuses, or some weird existences.

"How do you sell this sausage?" Gu Bai put aside his doubts, and went straight to the point.

Coincidentally, he didn't have much stock there, Erha ate too fast, and Gu Bai couldn't even supply it.

It's better to prepare the inventory first, don't wait for the chain to drop at a critical moment, then it will be too late to regret.

The grilled sausage must be prepared, Erha is more and more power-hungry Now, anyway, the higher the level of Gu Bai, the greater its power, and the power consumption will also increase.

This is equal, although the difference in equivalence ratio is not big, but it is gradually increasing. It just so happens that there are baked sausages here, so Gu Bai sweeps up these goods first, puts them in the soul guide, and saves them as food for Erha .

When Oscar heard Gu Bai's words, he was overjoyed immediately, and said directly: "It's not expensive, two copper soul coins, one..."

Gu Bai: "It's so cheap? That's all right, pack all the sausages on this shelf for me."

Gu Bai didn't expect that the roast sausages were so cheap, a few copper soul coins cheaper than those roast sausages in the city.

As he said that, Gu Bai threw a few Golden Soul Coins in the past, took all the sausages on Oscar's shelf, and finally said: "You don't need to look for it!"

"Damn it... it finally opened, and it was sold out in no time, my God, God has treated me well..." Holding a few gold soul coins, Oscar immediately burst into joy.

I didn't expect this person to be so generous, and he took all the sausages without asking anything.

"By the way! Since you said you are a student of this academy, do you know Zao Wou-ki? Can you take me to him?" Gu Bai was just about to leave, but suddenly turned back and asked.

He originally wanted to keep looking, but is there a Shrek student here, can he just ask him to take him there?

Oscar was taken aback when he heard the words: "Are you looking for Mr. Zhao?"

Gu Bai: "Nonsense, if I don't look for Zhao Wuji, I'm looking for Li Wuji... Do you know, if you know, take me there quickly, if you don't know, be careful and I will beat you..."

"..."

Oscar's sausages were sold out, so it seemed like there was nothing to do. Seeing this man's aggressive look, he thought that he couldn't afford to offend him.

He said, "Okay! Come with me. Boss Dai just took a few elementary school students to Mr. Zhao for an assessment. I just want to go and see..."

Speaking of which, just now, Oscar seemed to have seen some particularly good-looking elementary school girls, and was thinking about how to perform well.

Now I can take Gu Bai there just now, and take a look at how they are going, and see if there are any new students this year.

Holding a grilled sausage in one hand, he greeted Erha, Gu Bai followed Oscar, and threw a few grilled sausages to Erha, enjoying the food with joy.

Gu Bai ate it with a contented expression. This grilled sausage tasted good, and he felt refreshed after eating one, and he didn't know what magical power it had.

Immediately, the pain from being beaten by Flender yesterday recovered quickly, and I was suddenly puzzled...

"Hey, there's something wrong with your grilled sausage." After eating one, Gu Bai felt that something was wrong.

Can grilled sausage heal?This is wrong, how did he do it?Is there any secret recipe?
Not only Gu Bai can feel it, but Erha's feeling is even more thorough. Originally, it needs to look at the sausages to be fully charged, but who knows that two sausages will be fully charged.

The more it looked at it, the more something was wrong, so it raised its head to look at Gu Bai in doubt, its cute and silly look was really ridiculous.

Upon hearing Gu Bai's words, Oscar suddenly thumped, as if some secret had been exposed.

Oscar: "Hey, my name is Oscar, you can call me Xiao Ao! I made this sausage myself. Is there anything wrong?"

Gu Bai glanced at him suspiciously, and found that he couldn't hide his guilty look, so he pretended to be angry and said, "What did you put in the sausage? Tell me clearly, or don't blame me for being rude... ..."

Gu Bai's bluff made Oscar startle, what should he do if Gu Bai really gets angry?

He's just a food-type soul master, so he doesn't have any fighting power.

Oscar said reassuringly: "That... Actually, this sausage is my martial spirit, so it tastes different from other sausages...

Don't worry, this grilled sausage is definitely not poisonous, but it has a healing effect.

I guarantee with my personality that everything I say is true! "

"Wuhun? Sausage? My God, it really is the Monster Academy..." Gu Bai was completely convinced, this academy is really weird.

There is even this kind of martial soul, Gu Bai looked depressed, "Since you said it is your martial soul, then you can make me a grilled sausage now."

At this time, Oscar suddenly hesitated a little: "Is this not good?"

"What's wrong, if I tell you to do it, do it quickly..."

Made!Let's die, it's not the first time anyway.Hearing Gu Bai's words, Oscar's heart sank immediately, and he greeted him directly: "I have a big sausage..."

That soft voice coupled with his wretched expression made Gu Bai's face turn black...

Even Erha looked at him with a look of disgust, feeling as if he had eaten shit just now... with a dazed look on his face.

　Two more!Swipe all the tickets... Today's grades are good, and the minimum guarantee is [-] more
　　
　
(End of this chapter)