Douluo II Ha is also crazy

Chapter 101 Shrek Academy

Leaving from Suotuo City, walking along the mountains and forests, carelessly and charmingly, the scorching sun seems to burn the whole sky.

There is a lot of water on the small road in the west of the city, and the birds are flying all over the mountain forest path, leading a clear spring to flow, accompanied by the gentle breeze, the water waves are not moving.

A small village could be seen in the distance, and Gu Bai saw a lot of people surrounding it, and the situation seemed to be similar to what Flender said yesterday.

It seems that it is Shrek Academy, thinking about it, Gu Bai walked over and took a closer look!
The scene in front of him immediately made him feel ashamed, what the hell is this called an academy?Isn't this just a small village?
Looking at the sign in front of him, with the five big characters of Shrek Academy written on it, Gu Bai suddenly felt cheated.

Could it be that Flender knew what he was going to do, and purposely set up a small sign here, pretending that this was the academy and tricking himself to come here?
It's no wonder that Gu Bai suspected that this academy is too broken!The gates of the school are surrounded by fences, and there is no other place to support the facade.

In front of the five words Shrek Academy, there is also a small green monster's head, which looks quite cute.

Entering from the entrance of the academy, Gu Bai saw many people surrounded inside, it seems that these people are all here to enroll in Shrek Academy.

But... Gu Bai couldn't figure it out, why they couldn't figure it out, which academy is not good to apply for, and they have to apply to Shrek Academy?

Isn't this a fuss!How does this look like a college?If you don't know, you may think this is a small village.

"Damn it! This is too miserable, I don't even have the heart to tear it down..." Looking at the situation of the academy, Gu Bai felt a little embarrassed to do it.

A long line was still in line, and in front of the line was a bad old man, sitting on the bench with a listless face.

There is not even a decent admissions seat, it's too shabby, look at the old man's listless look, and there are students who keep leaving.

Thinking about it, there are not many people who can pass the first level, only a few.

Fortunately, Gu Bai came late, if he had come earlier, he would have seen a few familiar figures.

Gu Bai doesn't know how to line up, what line does he line up?He didn't come to sign up, let alone...he has a pass.

Cut... It is impossible to queue up in this life, Gu Bai directly took the hand card that Flender gave him, and walked directly in front of the old man.

"Old man, do you know what this is?"

Li Yusong: "Get lost! Go in line..."

That Li Yusong didn't even raise his head, and replied directly, extremely cold and arrogant.

I'll wipe... Gu Bai dared to ignore me, how could he stand it, he just threw his cards on the table.

"Old man, I do have a pass! It was given to me by a guy named Flender yesterday. He told me to come over here to investigate the situation and prepare for renovations for your academy.

Oh, right!Does your academy still have a Zao Wou-ki?Flender told me to come and find Zao Wou-ki..."

Gu Bai said very arrogantly, it was too much for this old man to ignore him.

After all, he was also invited, but he was ignored, which made everyone angry.

"Hey, young man, go in line!" A parent of a student behind said.

"roll!"

"Ah... that's awesome!"

When Li Yusong saw the card in hand, he glanced at Gu Bai listlessly, holding the sign in his hand, and asked, "Renovation? When did that old Flender have the money to do renovations?"

Not to mention that Li Yusong is depressed, even Flender himself is probably very depressed here, when did he ask Gu Bai to come over for renovations?Didn't you come to report?

Gu Bai: "Why do you care so much! Young master, I am a well-known decoration engineer here, I never ask for money, I only look at the decoration situation..."

Li Yusong was really puzzled, he didn't know what Gu Bai was talking about there, looked back, and found that Dai Mubai brought those people in and didn't come out.

With a headache on his face, he threw the card in his hand to Gu Bai and said, "Okay, you go in! Go in along the path in front, and go directly to Zhao Wuji."

"Cut..." Taking the cards in one hand, Gu Bai was so vicious that he glared at the uncle who told him to line up just now.

He was shocked when he saw it, and quickly turned his head away, looking at the sky for a while and the ground for a while, not daring to look directly at Gu Bai.

After leaving the assessment of the first level, Gu Bai walked directly inside. I have to say...the place is too broken.

The more Gu Bai looked at it, the more he felt that he couldn't bear to do it. Isn't this too shabby?
Walking around and looking around, Gu Bai saw a table set up in front of a thatched cottage, just like the old man in front, there was also an old man sitting there.

But here is much more leisurely than over there, there are very few people who can pass the first level, and most of them are eliminated in the first level.

The second level was even more extreme, and everyone was stopped directly, and no one could get in...

"Strange! There are not many people in the first place, why are the assessments so strict? Don't they want to earn money?" Gu Bai was dumbfounded, not only the name of this Shrek Academy is strange, but even the teachers in it are strange.

There is a weird atmosphere everywhere, it's too weird, I really can't understand it, and not many colleges in this college have come to sign up.

After these two rounds of elimination, there was almost no one left. Gu Bai stood on the sidelines for a while, and found that out of dozens of people, none of them passed the second level.

What exactly is this test?Are you taking advanced mathematics?Is it that difficult?

Whispering, Gu Bai walked directly towards the stall, the old man outside told him to look for Zao Wou-ki, and Flender also told him to look for Zao Wou-ki.

How did he know who Zao Wou-ki was? Is that bad old man in front of him Zao Wou-ki?Go ahead and ask.

Whispering, Gu Bai walked over. At this time, there was no one in the old man's booth. Except for one person who barely passed, the rest were all eliminated.

Seeing the little boy jumping in with joy, Gu Bai felt that he would come out soon.

He was too happy too early, this academy is deliberately embarrassing you students, want to pass?I think they are just trying to scam you out of money.

"Hey...old man, are you Zhao Wou-ki?" Gu Bai directly walked over, and directly put his cards on the table.

The tone was very rude, and the old man Lu frowned immediately, but he relaxed it soon.

"Are you looking for Old Zhao?" Old Man Lu asked curiously, picking up Flender's card with a puzzled expression on his face.

What is the origin of this kid?How could he hold Flender's hand...

"Nonsense! I am a well-known decoration engineer here. Flender found me in Soto City earlier and asked me to come over and give you a complete renovation.

Quickly take me to Zhao Wuji, I'm very busy, I don't have time to mess around with you guys, I'm up and down hundreds of thousands per minute..."

"..."

Old man Lu was speechless. How could Flender find such a wonderful thing? He has such a bad temper and no manners at all.

Although he was very angry, it was Flender who called him after all, old man Lu didn't lose his temper, and according to his violent temper, if Gu Bai didn't have this hand of cards, he would probably hang up and beat him up.

"If you want to find Zao Wou-ki, just continue on this road and go directly to the fourth level of the assessment! Zhao Wou-ki is right there, and there are a few students who just passed in front of you. If you go quickly , should be able to catch up..." Old man Lu just said, with a very serious expression on his face.

After taking the cards in hand, Gu Bai followed his words and continued walking. The place is too dilapidated, which made Gu Bai's interest getting lower and lower.

It was so shabby that he couldn't bear to tear it down. How could this academy be so poor?Doesn't the empire give support?
This seems unreasonable. Generally, this kind of college will have imperial subsidies. Could it be that the imperial subsidies have been eaten up?

Just as Gu Bai was puzzled, suddenly a soft, obscene voice came from next to his ear.

"Hey, brother! Do you want to buy sausage? My sausage tastes very good..."

　One more!swipe

　　
　
(End of this chapter)