Chapter 356.

"What's the matter? Seeing how listless you guys are, the couple was tossed so hard by Guan Gu and the others on weekends?
I have said long ago that no one can withstand the devastation of those two great demon kings. "

In the bar, Hu Yifei watched the four listless people come over and made fun of them.

I feel the same way, I have come here too.

Although I only experienced it once, it is unforgettable and I will never forget it in this life.

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he said to Hu Yifei in despair: "Stop talking!

My outlook on the world, outlook on life, and values ​​have all collapsed!Sister, you can kill me with one shot. "

"Come on you! Before you pass on the family line! Don't think about death, I can't let you die!"

When Hu Yifei heard this, she lay down on the sofa in the bar, and she didn't know whether she said it seriously or jokingly.

At this time, Mr. Zeng came over in a very cheap way: "What's wrong? Zhang Wei, why are you like this?

I remember you said confidently that you had found a way to crack the couple's weekend in Guangu?

what happened?Failed?I knew that no one could defeat the Great Demon King Guan Gu. "

Hearing this, Zhang Wei said in despair: "I originally thought that the only thing in the world that can't be broken is fast.

Only now do I know that it turns out that King Kong is not bad is really powerful...

Guan Gu has broken through the highest level of martial arts. He is shameless and invincible.

Most importantly, he doesn't feel shameless!It has reached the realm where no face is better than face. "

Lin Wanyu said with a cute face: "The only good thing is that we had a good meal of noodles, both Chinese and Japanese.

But the topic that Guan Gu and Yoyo talked about was so strange that they couldn't understand it at all.

Before this evening, I had never heard this topic. "

Teacher Zeng consciously sat down next to Hu Yifei: "What's wrong?
Last time Guan Gu handed me a bottle of Yakult. After drinking it, he insisted on talking to us about the benefits of milk for the intestines.

I still have to ask how my gut feels now, so blatantly advertising, can it be weirder than this? "

Lu Zhanbo said with an extremely embarrassing expression: "This time Zhang Wei made shredded pork noodles, Guan Gu associated pork with old sows, and then talked about postpartum care for sows...

I have never seen a live sow in my life, all I have seen is meat in a dish, how do I know what postpartum care is?
The most important thing is that Yoyo spoke very excitedly, as if she knew the process very well. "

"I haven't seen..."

Zou Yu also said with some embarrassment that as a native of Modu, she couldn't tell the difference between some crops, let alone sows.

Lin Wanyu said with some headaches: "...This is not the scariest thing, the scary thing is that Guan Gu invented a unique bridge, which allowed us to see all the famous bridges in the world.

Zhang Wei originally wanted to correct the rules, but was taken away abruptly...

Moreover, Guan Gu seems to really think that... the rules of bridge are the way he plays.

The rules Zhang Wei said were made up by himself because he couldn't afford to lose. "

Lu Zhanbo firmly held the drink in his hand and said through gritted teeth: "Sooner or later, I will invent a more complicated game!
It was so complicated that no one would know how to play it, and tortured Guan Gu to death. "

Hu Yifei complained when she heard her brother's words: "Come on?

Guan Gu is a cartoonist, and he never returns on the road of imagination. It is completely different from you who play science. Do you have such a rich imagination? "

One of you is taking the path of sensibility, and the other is taking the path of rationality. How can you, a computer person, make games?
Game creativity depends on perceptual imagination, okay?

"Just wait for me! Sooner or later, I will definitely be able to make it!
I even thought of a name!Opening up the world - the fission of the earth!How about it?Be magnificent! "

Lu Zhanbo was waving his hands in the air while talking, as if he looked more imposing this way.

"The fission of the earth?" Zhang Wei showed a strange expression when he heard this familiar name.

After working for a long time, the strange ghost game on the TV series was created by Lu Zhanbo here inspired by Guan Gu.

But also upgrade the PLUS version.

No wonder it's so sandy...

A few people were chatting, Lu Ziqiao walked over while making a phone call and said, "Zhanbo, the florist said that there are not enough white roses, and it will take a few days to get them here."

Just after finishing speaking, Zi Qiao looked at the people present and realized that he seemed to have missed something important.

"No, I didn't want it!"

When Lu Zhanbo heard the words, he immediately jumped up and covered Ziqiao's mouth, and said with some intention of concealing it.

When Teacher Zeng heard this, he immediately smiled and said, "Rose?

Oh!Zhanbo, are you going to send flowers to Wanyu!And it's a rose!Yes, you boy! "

And Hu Yifei clasped his hands together, murmuring: "Jesus Tathagata, God bless, our dog has finally enlightened.

I beg you to continue to bless him, don't just get enlightened this time!Bless him to keep his wits about him!

At least a little bit of brains before passing on the family line, and it doesn't matter what happens afterwards. "

Lu Zhanbo looked at all the eyes that were looking at him, and directly denied it three times: "I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense!"

Lin Wanyu asked a little strangely: "Zhanbo, you don't have to worry so much.

There aren't any holidays recently, and my birthday hasn't come yet, why are you sending me flowers? "

Listening to the words of the crowd, Lu Zhanbo said with certainty: "I didn't give it away, it was Zi Qiao who made a mistake! He wanted to give it to someone else! It has nothing to do with me."

But it's a pity that although he said it very seriously, no one believed it at all.

It has nothing to do with you, why are you so excited?
"This one……"

Looking at the scene in front of her, Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes, sighed, and said helplessly, "I'll tell you now.

That's right, Zhanbo is going to send something to Wan Yu, and I'm helping him get things. "

"Zi Qiao!"

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, his eyes almost popped out, we are not completely dead yet, why did you give up the treatment?

Are you going to reveal the whole plan?
And Lu Ziqiao ignored Zhan Bo next to him and continued: "When Zhan Bo and I were chatting, I told him that there is a little romance between couples, so that the relationship can continue to heat up.

Especially in daily life, gifts cannot be given only for holidays, anniversaries and the like.

In fact, every day is an anniversary for those who are in love, and Zhanbo listened to what I said, and prepared to surprise Wanyu.

How about a Michelin three-star restaurant with 99 roses?Romantic enough! "

Zhang Wei also made an assist at this time, pretending that things seemed to be like this and saying: "Yes!

Zhanbo, amazing, it's really unexpected for us to do this kind of thing secretly. "

Lin Wanyu nodded when she heard this and said: "Zhanbo, you don't need to spend so much money, it's too wasteful, don't do it next time.

By the way, when are we going to eat? "

"When are we going to have dinner?" Lu Zhanbo was stunned for a moment when he heard this.

When Lin Wanyu heard this, she took it for granted, "Didn't Ziqiao say that you wanted to take me to a three-star Michelin restaurant for dinner?
when are we goingI have to prepare in advance. "

Before Lu Zhanbo could answer, Ziqiao replied directly, "Uh... I'll go in three days. Zhanbo has already prepared everything."

"Really? Then I have to prepare bags and the like in advance, and dress up well.

Zhanbo, next time you are going to such a high-end place, please tell me in advance, I will dress more formally. "

Lin Wanyu nodded when she heard this, saying that she knew the time and would prepare in advance.

Teacher Zeng said from the side: "Which flower shop did you buy the flowers from? There is no flower shop with so few roses?
Zhanbo, why don't I help you find a flower shop?Definitely cheap and nice. "

And Hu Yifei said excitedly at the side: "I don't need to keep the door open for you that night, right?"

"Keep the door? No need, Feifei, I just assigned the key downstairs."

When Lin Wanyu heard what she said, she smiled and took out a key from her pocket.

"Uh..." Hu Yifei looked at the innocent and kind Lin Wanyu in front of her, and really didn't know what to say.

What I said was some... bad topics.

"Well, I'm going to the toilet."

Zhang Wei stood up suddenly at this time and said, and then gave the two people next to him a look.

Upon hearing this, Lu Ziqiao also said, "I'm going to the bathroom too.

I drank more than a dozen glasses of boiled water with Xiaohong in the western restaurant just now, and I was almost bloated to death. "

"Seeing the two of them go to the toilet, I want to go too."

When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he pretended to be in a hurry to urinate, and followed him.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was the only one who was alone, looked at the three boys who left and said, "Damn, do you need to form a group to go to the bathroom?
Sure enough, my bladder was better. "

While talking, Mr. Zeng raised his eyebrows wretchedly, showing his temperament more and more.

Hu Yifei looked at the wretched Zeng Xiaoxian and pretended to be disgusted and said, "Hey... get lost! Aren't you going to work at the radio station today?
Or did your boss finally find out that he didn't have a conscience, so he showed mercy and fired you? "

Teacher Zeng said with a smile when he heard this: "Hahahahaha, you don't know about this, I just made a job adjustment yesterday.

My show changed from one o'clock to three o'clock in the evening to three to five o'clock in the evening!
So my body clock was set back two hours, and I left for work in an hour. "

When Hu Yifei heard this, she couldn't help but rolled her eyes and said: "It seems that your program can't afford to lose even the late-night slot of your radio station, and it's going to be changed to the late-night slot of the late night.

From three o'clock to five o'clock in the evening, the boss of your radio station may not have specially set this time slot for you. "

Upon hearing this, Teacher Zeng said happily, "How do you know?!

When this time comes, our boss specially picked it for me!Let me use my talents and expand the time slot of the radio station!

There is no way, for an excellent person like me, he can only dare to be the first and shine for the radio station. "

Hu Yifei couldn't help but rolled her eyes and said: "Then you continue to shine!

Nuolan just arrived at your radio station, which is the prime time at [-] o'clock in the evening, can't you learn from him? "

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard what he said, he said stiffly: "Cut, I am the senior, okay? She and I are the ones who want to learn."

On the other side, at the door of the toilet, Zhang Wei and the three of them also started talking.

Lu Ziqiao wiped the cold sweat off his body and said, "Fortunately, I was clever just now, and I reacted immediately on the spot, otherwise the matter would have been exposed!"

Hearing this, Zhang Wei said a little speechlessly: "You still have the nerve to say it, it's not that you almost said it!

Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many things at all, okay? "

You don't even look at who is present, you talk about everything outside.

"Didn't you see it on the phone? Anyway, the matter is over, so it doesn't matter." Lu Ziqiao said with some embarrassment when he heard this.

Lu Zhanbo looked as if the matter had passed, and the two said speechlessly: "It doesn't matter anymore?

This obviously makes a bigger mess, okay? "

"Have you? Zhang Wei, what are you trying to do?"

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he immediately resorted to Lu Shichunqiu's great method of throwing the pot away, and asked Zhang Wei directly.

"None of my business."

Lu Zhanbo excitedly grabbed Ziqiao's collar and shook it desperately: "Ziqiao, don't try to shirk responsibility, Michelin three-star restaurant, where do you want me to find it?

And it's still three days later, do you know that this is simply impossible, this is an impossible task. "

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao said indifferently: "Is there anything impossible, isn't it just a restaurant?

Even if it is a little more expensive and famous, you just need to bleed a little more. "

Hearing this, Zhang Wei seemed to realize the seriousness of the problem: "Zi Qiao, thanks to you pretending to be a high society, for so long, you don't even know about this.

Anyway, as far as I know, there seems to be only one Tang Court, and there seems to be a western restaurant, but the reservation alone may have to be booked one or two months later.

Three days later, how is it possible? "

Hearing this, Zi Qiao said in embarrassment, "Then... what one star and two stars, isn't it all right?"

Lu Zhanbo said with some distress: "Impossible, I agreed to the other party, but I couldn't go at all! Really."

"This is called wanting to promote before suppressing!
Think about it, you first let Wan Yu down in the evening after three days, because you didn't eat anything from the three-star restaurant.

Then take her to the edge of the beach, and then she saw an unknown number of roses.

When she was in a daze, you quietly left and appeared again in a speedboat, just like Monkey King in Westward Journey! "

Hearing this beautiful description, Lu Zhanbo directly exposed Zi Qiao: "You are just making excuses for yourself!"

And at this moment, Zhang Wei suddenly heard the long-lost voice from the system...

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