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Chapter 274 - So Gay, I'm Going To Die

Chapter 8-So Gay I'm Going To Die

As a result, Naruto sat alone on the steps for a while, feeling that he was getting more and more uncomfortable, and even had a hallucination-like feeling. He always felt that he could see the big sister laughing and jumping not far away, and finally , His heart beat... It's time to sacrifice himself to contribute to the entire Muye Village!So he stood up and walked towards Hokage's office building.

Then, at the entrance of the building, he saw a scene that left him dumbfounded.

"O vicious fire burning in the depths of hell! Listen to my call, come from the place where the gods retreat, and let my enemies suffer endless pain!! Scorching [Dark Sea of ​​Fire]!!"

"..."

"How is the boss? Is our line just now handsome? It feels so good!!"

"Liu Ranunculus... you... this line is good in every way, but isn't it too secondary?"

"Huh—!? Why do you have such an evaluation!? Boss, you are a bit too much!"

Naruto looked inexplicably at the bouncing big sister not far away, and suddenly felt a burst of rapid heartbeat, difficulty breathing, rising body temperature, blushing, and a little bit of consciousness... No, this woman is poisonous!terrible!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help speeding up his pace, wanting to run to Hokage and report this.

Then he noticed the guy standing with this big sister - that strange man in a black coat... Naruto will not forget this guy, because his nine barrels were given by this guy, although it is a bit strange, but anyway He must be a good person, otherwise he would not give away things casually.

Since he is a good person, let him keep a distance from that big sister, otherwise it will be bad if he is also plotted by this big sister!Thinking of this, Naruto ran to the side of the strange man.

"Huh? Oh oh! Si Li, kid, long time no see... Hehe, it looks like you take good care of this child!" This man was Tang Yuan, and he saw Naruto running towards him, so he He said hello, "I see that your face is not quite right, what's the matter?"

"Uncle, stay away from that big sister!" Naruto stood in front of Tang Yuan, pointed at Liu Yun and began to call out, "This big sister can kill people! I've already been tricked!"

"What? What murder?" Tang Yuan thought about his unclear words, but still didn't understand the meaning, and asked, "What's wrong with Liu Yun?"

Then he pushed Naruto away again, grabbed Liu Yun by the collar and lifted him up: "Liu Yun, what are you doing?"

"Hey? What are we doing?" Liu Yun was lifted up in mid-air and dangled with his legs left and right. If his tail hadn't been retracted, his tail would have been dangling with his legs. He tilted his head and thought about it. He asked, "We didn't do anything."

Seeing Tang Yuan lift him up, Naruto next to him didn't know what was going on in his head, so he said, "Uncle, let her go!"

"Ah?" Tang Yuan asked Naruto with a confused face, "Why? You look weird today, kid."

"I... I, me... this big sister..." Naruto was going to say something about the illusion, but for some reason, his heart beat faster again, his breathing was difficult, his body temperature rose, his face was red, and he was in a trance. , So I froze there not knowing what to say.

Seeing his reaction, Tang Yuan looked at the six ranunculus in his hand, blinked his eyes, and immediately understood.

Then—then he showed a strange smile: "You kid, don't you like this guy?"

"Ah? What?" Naruto asked subconsciously first, and then backed away again and again, waving his hands back and forth, "How is it possible! This big sister is going to use illusion to kill me! I feel uncomfortable all over, how could I...like...like? Hey? Uncle, what does it feel like to like someone?"

"..."

Tang Yuan glanced back and forth between Liu Yun and the kid for a long time, and said, "When did you two meet?"

Liu Yun replied weakly: "This morning, at the Yile Ramen place, the kid was there when we took the star anise there, probably saw us at that time... Do you have any questions, boss?"

"It's nothing...cough." Tang Yuan looked at Naruto again, "Little ghost, do you feel your heart beating faster, your body temperature rising, and your breathing difficult? And when you calm down, this guy is smiling at you? "

"Ah! Uncle, how do you know? This must be some kind of illusion! It's really scary, is there a way to help me undo this illusion? I'm still young and I don't want to die."

"It's very simple." With a malicious smile on his face, he carried the six ranunculus and walked a few steps towards Naruto, and Naruto took a few steps back after seeing this: "Uncle, what are you doing?"

Tang Yuan held Liucunculus, brought him closer to Naruto, and said, "This so-called... illusion, well, it's actually very simple, kid, listen carefully—maybe this guy looks cute, but he It's a man."

"..."

"..."

The scene was quiet for a moment, and then Naruto flew out a word from his mouth in a daze: "Huh?"

"Okay, it's over." Tang Yuan threw Liucunculus to the ground, "Your illusion has been solved by me, yes, yes, I saved your life... You are welcome, I will be grateful Five—forget it, you don’t have to give it.”

As if Naruto didn't hear him, he stood there without saying a word, first he blinked his eyes, then stretched out his hand to pat his face, and finally pressed his hand on his chest, not knowing what he was feeling, and then suddenly he was startled He exhaled: "Huh——!? Suddenly healed!? I'm fine!? Uncle, you are really amazing!!"

"Yeah, I'm really good." Tang Yuan dragged Liu Yun into the office building with black lines all over his head, seeing Naruto still staying where he was and his hands kept groping around his body as if he had lost money, so he Said, "Okay, you're really fine now, kid, go home and masturbate to Sakura's picture, if something happens, I'll find you myself."

After speaking, he dragged Liu Yun into Hokage's office building, leaving Naruto alone with a dazed expression, checking himself for any discomfort.

"Oh! I'm really fine! And the big sister was caught by the uncle and went to Grandpa Hokage! Very good, I, Uzumaki Naruto saved Konoha Village again! Jiutong let's go! Tonight I want to eat ten bowls of ramen!"

"Miu-"

In this way, with a proud smile, Naruto led the little fox towards the Yile Ramen Shop in the sunset.

He didn't know that his first love ended before it even started without him noticing it.

[To be continued]

(End of this chapter)