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Chapter 233 - You are not my brother at all!

Chapter 233 - You are not my brother at all!

Chapter 1 Forty-You are not my brother at all!

Relying on two or two feet, Tang Yuan was able to see the forest from a distance at night this time.

"Very good, Erliang maintains this state full of fighting spirit! Tomorrow morning, we will go find a Triceratops, and then...ummm..."

"Brother, what are you laughing at?"

"Cough, it's nothing, I feel that I have awakened some strange interests recently... Speaking of which, Erliang, do you have a wife?"

Hearing Tang Yuan's question, Erliang blinked his eyes and started to wag his tail slightly, looking curious, he asked, "Brother, what is a wife? Can I eat it?"

"Uh... Wife, you can eat it... Bah, well, you don't understand what I mean. Wife can't eat it. Wife means the guy who gave birth to you. It's a very intimate relationship."

As he said that, Tang Yuan thought of Lin Xiaoyu inexplicably again, and then - became indifferent!Although I don't hate that girl and feel that she would be a good wife, but why do I feel so indifferent! ?
Er Liang shook his head: "I've just grown up, and I don't have a wife...Brother, can you be my wife?"

"puff."

Tang Yuan took another look at the beer that had been sprayed all over the floor by him, shook his head helplessly, opened another can, and then said to Erliang with a straight face, "Brother, I don't do gays, and even if I do, we Neither of them can have children."

"Ah? Is that so, it turns out that you can't have children... What a pity." So you guys are pitying something! ?Do you, a lowly reptile that doesn't even have Ji Ba, still want to have sex with humans! ?
"I'm sorry that my three views are more upright, so let's forget about the basics... But if you are really interested in this aspect, I can recommend a fox to you..." When Tang Yuan said this, his face turned pale. With a malicious smile, "A super cute fox, if you can have sex with that guy, you can have a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time... How about it? Are you excited?"

Poor Liucunculus, you just got sold.

Then two and two asked innocently: "Speaking of which, big brother, what is Jiji? What is a fox?"

"...Oh, by the way, you haven't taken the Dali pill tonight, have you? Come on, open your mouth and take the medicine."

"Okay, okay! Brother, if you don't say it, I will forget it..."

So just like this, one person and one dragon spent another ordinary night again, but——when Tang Yuan was meditating, he always unconsciously focused on Erliang, observing his movements, and even consciously or unconsciously. Turn your back on this single T-Rex...

Early the next morning.

"Howling—good morning, brother, huh? The expression on your face is so strange, brother."

"Well, good morning."

Tang Yuan himself knew that the expression on his face was very strange at this time, so he didn't want to explain anything, and took out another Dali pill from his bosom: "Come, take it."

Speaking of which, Erliang's mind is basically sound at this time, no different from a human being... Then why continue to feed Dali Wan?
Tang Yuan didn't know either, especially how many pills were in the so-called three boxes and one course of treatment, so he just fed it like this, anyway, it wasn't short of the money.

"Huh? Brother, why don't you feel that way after eating this?" Er Liang tilted his head in doubt after swallowing this powerful pill, "Am I sick?"

"What did you say? Didn't feel it?" Tang Yuan also felt a little strange when he heard it, and turned on his watch to carefully check the instructions of Daliwan.

[Instructions attached to the product: (skip the meaningless content) When your pet takes this product until it does not produce any reaction, it means that your pet has been completely enlightened, and continuing to take the Dragon Series Dali Pill will no longer produce any effect. It is recommended to switch to the Tiger series. 】

"Uh... the course of treatment is over?" Tang Yuan looked at the instruction manual, and realized that it wasn't something wrong with Erliang, but that the Dali Pill of the Dragon series had completed its mission, and in the future, Erliang would eat the dragon series again. useless.

what to do?What else can I do?Anyway, I have already fed a bunch of dragon series Dali pills, so I just follow the instructions and continue to feed the tiger series.

[Dali Pills (Tiger): The twelve zodiac models of Dali Pills each have different effects, among which the Tiger Series Dali Pills can strengthen your pet's body and complete its transformation (the shape is based on the mainstream wisdom in the worldview it is in) It is determined by the shape of the creature), one will work, but it will be useless if you eat it again. If your cat is a female, maybe you can get the title of "Fucking Cat Maniac".Exchange price: five resource points. 】

This introduction is really...full of malice, Tang Yuan looked at this introduction, and then glanced at the Erliang who was still thinking about life in doubt, and his heart was overwhelmed - that's all, although it's a pity that this guy is not a female cat (! ?), but it would be nice to have a younger brother with a mighty appearance. (Qinfang: Although I am a male cat, my appearance is still very powerful, my lord, have you really forgotten me? 555)

"Come on, Erliang, eat another one, this time it's right." Tang Yuan threw the Daliwan (tiger) up and down in his hand, called out to Erliang, and threw it towards him.

"Oh... Heck."

So Erliang opened his mouth to catch this different Dali pill, and then the special effect of eating Dali pill (dragon) for the first time appeared again - that is, the whole dinosaur floated into the air In the middle, and then all kinds of glare, it looks like you have drawn an SSR...

Tang Yuan's face was calm, and he looked at Erliang who was completely covered by the colorful glare without sadness or joy in his heart, thinking that God knows what this guy will be transformed into, if he becomes a brother in the shape of Billy If it is, it can only show how bad my luck is. It would be nice if a big brother looks quite normal. Men always want to find another man to discuss some topics that only men can understand-don't mention Liu Yun No, Tang Yuan and he couldn't find any common language exclusive to men.

Soon, the colorful glare slowly faded, and Er Liang's figure appeared in the air again, and then landed firmly on the ground and stood up.

The once fine and hard scales have turned into smooth and smooth skin, and the body shape is also a standard human appearance. After all, it has been said in the introduction of Daliwan that what a pet will look like depends entirely on the mainstream wisdom in the worldview it is in. What does a creature look like? If the mainstream intelligent creature is a human being, the pet will look like a human being; if in a strange world, the mainstream intelligent creature is an octopus, then the pet will become an octopus...

"Very good, Erliang, you have completely completed the evolution now. From today onwards, you will officially become my follower. Mix with me. I promise that as long as I have a bite to eat, you will not miss a bite to drink. As long as I If you are still alive, then no one will be able to bully you, as long as... eh? Fuck! What the hell is going on!?"

Seeing Erliang's current appearance, Tang Yuan was completely stunned.

"Hey? Brother, why are you staring at me like this?"

"Hiss... I feel that the plot is a bit..." Tang Yuan looked at the naked man in front of him, with long fluffy brown hair and beautiful streamlined muscles all over his body——

girl! ?
"Brother, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you speak suddenly?" Er Liang didn't seem to understand what was going on now, so he walked up to Tang Yuan and waved his hand in front of his eyes.

"Two Liang... Are you a mother?"

"Huh? Didn't I tell you? It seems that I didn't... I'm indeed the mother." Erliang looked curious, he—it should be "she"—she didn't seem to understand why Tang Yuan Suddenly there was silence.

"I feel like this plot is a bit bloody... It's okay, Erliang, you look good like this, I have no objection... But next time we meet, can you not hide it, and explain each other's gender clearly... Ah, sorry , I'm talking nonsense, anyway... Erliang, come on, take these clothes and wear them."

"What is this? It looks like the skin on Big Brother's body—oh, I understand! This is the skin you shed, Big Brother, isn't it? Letting me wear the skin that Big Brother shed, does it mean that there is a relationship between me and Big Brother?" very good already?"

"Damn it, stop talking, put it on!!"

So... I was dealing with a female Tyrannosaurus rex from the very beginning! ?

How blind! !There is nothing wrong with thinking about it, after all, the sex of reptiles is really not easy to distinguish, let alone prehistoric dinosaurs...

Tang Yuan found that he was only surprised by this, but he didn't reject it... Perhaps there was a voice in his heart that said: "Once you accept this kind of setting, it's quite touching..."

Well, the director announced that the screenwriter has been dragged out and killed, and now the crew is preparing for the upcoming new screenwriter...

Everyone applauds.

[To be continued]

(End of this chapter)

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