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Chapter 230 - Wei Tian Buster

Chapter 230 - Wei Tian Buster
Chapter 137 - The Witch
The Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic Era, this is an era full of reverie but not at all yearning.

Wonderful creatures called "dinosaurs", whether on the ground, underwater, in the sky, or in the grass, there are more types of them than Pokemon...

At this time, in a certain forest, there was a creature that was impossible to appear in this era, jumping up and down beside a tyrannosaurus rex, shouting something.

Tang Yuan looked at the Tyrannosaurus Rex, which looked like a salted fish, and muttered something:

"Fuck, the title of this chapter is messing around... Well, then again, big guy, you were born in Jingchu, so you should have a name of Jingchu, why don't you just call you... Erliang, How about it?"

"Howl~"

Hehe, this guy probably doesn't understand how much malice there is in this name. Tang Yuan named it Erliang, roughly to express the meaning of "this guy's brain is definitely not more than Erliang".

But this guy has just been civilized, and everything looks very fresh, and he was given a name, and he immediately cheered, as if he was so happy, his huge body weighing more than ten tons bounced on the ground , the earth trembled for it.

"Ga—" You see, when I was jumping, the soles of my feet tilted, and I fell to the side and crushed a tree. Resentment" and then it was directly crushed...

Tang Yuan felt that he might really have a brain-dead halo like Long Aotian, but Long Aotian's brain-dead halo is effective against enemies, and his own brain-dead halo might be the kind of "I fight allies"...why? All the little boys I took in seem to be a little out of their minds?

This girl fell to the ground and struggled twice, and then quickly got up, not to mention, although the hands (front paws) are pitifully small and look as if they have degenerated, they can only be used for cuteness, but they rely on two thick If the Tyrannosaurus rex fell down, it wouldn't be like an old lady who just yelled "Ouch Ouch".

Tang Yuan stood aside and watched Erliang's movements. He always felt that although this guy was the most famous dinosaur in the future, he was still mentally retarded when he should be mentally retarded. ...Let's say this guy fell down and then stood up. This series of movements is full of flaws... To be honest, even the big cats have to pose when they fight for territory, and the dinosaurs have to pay attention to routines when they fight. Don't think that the opponent is a dinosaur, so you don't take the flaws seriously!

"Okay, okay, don't be stupid, I'm going to take a stroll around, do you have something to go out?" He asked Erliang.

"Gawu? Gawugawu." Erliang's huge head shook up and down.

"That's just right." So Tang Yuan jumped up, jumped onto Erliang's back and sat down, then stretched out his hand and patted, "Okay, you can take me with you by the way, and go around by yourself. I don’t exist any more, I’ll take some videos and go back to play tricks... Be good, you can only eat one of that ball at a time, and I’ll give it to you at night, if you eat too much in one meal, be careful, it will turn into shit.”

"Roar."

Erliang agreed, and carried Tang Yuan to a direction.

Tang Yuan turned on his phone and looked at all kinds of plants that he couldn't name at all, and suddenly thought of a question - why did he only shoot videos?Why not just throw a few plants back and grow them at home?

Well, it makes sense... He made a note of it, and when it was time to go back, he remembered to dig a few trees and plant them in front of his house, and then he started to shoot the video in a serious manner.

"This is Tangyuan. I'm at the end of the Cretaceous period, about 660 years ago. Well, it's just a series of 660, how? Am I very 666? The residents here are simple and generous , warm and hospitable, I met a local fellow named Erliang when I first came here, and when I heard that I came from another place, not only did he not punish me, but he also generously said that he could give me a ride, and asked Do I have a place to rest at night, if not, I can live at its house..."

As he said that, Tang Yuan patted his buttocks and shouted: "Brother, turn around, hey, turn around, hey, okay, let's smile at the camera... Well, everyone saw it too, this is the guy named Erliang My fellow, although ugly but very gentle, I have found a confidant with it, so I have to count on this local brother in the Cretaceous days these days, as the saying goes, a strong dragon can’t beat a local snake , no matter what, I’m still an out-of-town boy, so I still have to ask Brother Erliang to take care of me when I come to other people’s territory...Are you right, Erliang?”

"Ow."

Erliang led Tang Yuan to walk in one direction. After walking for a while, the surrounding trees had obviously decreased, and only the dense grass with no name could be seen growing on the ground—it didn't look much different from the ones of later generations. But Tang Yuan didn't specialize in this trade, so he couldn't tell where the only difference was.

Since there are not so many trees, the field of vision is slightly wider, and he can barely see things in the distance through the gaps in the trees. No, Tang Yuan saw a... uh, in the shadow of a bush in the distance. …………

"Well, so I... um? Hmm!? Look what I found! A single cockroach! Uh, uh... what a cockroach!" Tang Yuan pointed at the cockroach in the distance and began to call .

why?It's just cockroaches. There should not be many men who are really afraid of cockroaches, right?The reason why he called out was not because it was just a cockroach, but because - this cockroach was one meter long!
God knows what species this is... It can only be said that this species of cockroach has not survived to modern times, God has eyes!

Erliang also heard Tang Yuan's call, looked in that direction, took a breath, and turned his gaze back, as if he was not interested in the cockroach.

That's right, it's a Tyrannosaurus rex anyway, chasing and killing prey, it's fine to pick up some carrion to eat occasionally, no matter how unscrupulous it is, it won't eat bugs, right?
"No... no no no no no!! I want to benefit the society!" Tang Yuan didn't know what was going on in his mind at this moment, he murmured to himself.

At this moment, what was in his mind?
He thought of when he was a child, cockroaches crawled into his mouth while he was sleeping... That's not counting, the most important thing is that he woke up when he felt something in his mouth, and chewed it subconsciously... After that, he He vomited violently and couldn't eat for three days.

He thought of having dinner with the goddess when he grew up. The goddess drank a lot of wine and her little face was flushed. Just as the two were discussing where to go to get a room after eating, they suddenly heard a heart-piercing scream. After waking up from the dream, the whole family ran to Tang Xin's room to gather, and saw Tang Xin hanging from the ceiling, and a cockroach lay there motionless in the center of the room.

He thought that after retiring, he passed by a restaurant one day. The boss (the proprietress) was his goddess in high school. Now she is still single and opened a restaurant. Just when the two had a good chat and Tang Yuan was about to take care of her business, I saw the goddess pouring out a large jar of exclusive seasoning that was said to be carefully prepared with a distressed face... because several cockroaches ran into it.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt a heavy burden on his shoulders—it turned out that he was the one chosen by heaven!The reason why he traveled to this prehistoric era without humans was to exterminate cockroaches in advance, so that future generations of humans would not be harassed by cockroaches! ?

It seems that he has wrapped himself in...

"Two two, wait a moment."

"Gah gah gah?"

"I found that at this moment, I realized."

"...Gahoo (crazy)"

[To be continued]

(End of this chapter)

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