Urban Youth Cultivating Immortals
Chapter 216 Evasion of Military Training
Chapter 216 Evasion of Military Training
"You brought them back, you should find a way to send them away!" Lin Lin looked at Ma Xiaoming and said.
Hearing this, Ma Xiaoming asked helplessly, "Brother, is there really nothing you can do?"
"No." Lin Lin said, "You can lend him your lifespan. Or, you share a body with him, you are during the day, and he is at night..."
After listening to Lin Lin's suggestion, Ma Xiaoming was stunned.After a while he said, "I see, brother, I'm going to send them away."
Lin Lin also ignored how Ma Xiaoming sent the mother and son away.
He didn't want to bother, after all, this trouble was caused by Ma Xiaoming himself, so he should handle it.
August [-]th.it's clear.
"Good morning!" Ma Xiaoming said as soon as he saw Lin Lin coming out of the room, he looked at Lin Lin with a smile on his face.
Lin Lin looked up at Ma Xiaoming, and found that Ma Xiaoming's eye sockets were very dark. This guy didn't sleep until after three o'clock in the morning, and he was so close to ghosts. If not, you will get sick.
Lin Lin said: "When the sun is shining at noon today, go to bask in the sun. You have a ghostly look on your face, and you will get sick."
Hearing this, Ma Xiaoming couldn't help touching his face, and said awkwardly: "I see, let's have breakfast!"
He got up early in the morning just to cook breakfast.
Lin Lin looked at the breakfast on the table, a cup of thick soy milk, an egg, a bowl of porridge and a small dish of pickles.
Such an ordinary breakfast reminded Lin Lin of the breakfast his mother made for him when he was at home, but for him, eating was really a waste of food.At this moment, he only needs to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and he doesn't need to eat at all.
And eating, to a large extent, consumes aura.It's really not worth it to spend such thin heaven and earth spiritual energy.
He said: "I said, I don't need to eat. From now on, you can cook your own food."
Hearing this, Ma Xiaoming couldn't help saying, "Oh!"
Seeing Ma Xiaoming's disappointed look, Lin Lin couldn't help but said, "I will waste food if I eat breakfast. Forget it, since you cooked this breakfast, I don't want to waste it. I drank soy milk, eggs and porridge I will not eat."
After Lin Lin finished speaking, he picked up the soy milk and drank it.
"Oops! Lin Lin, I almost forgot. Today's physical examination...will draw blood." Ma Xiaoming suddenly thought of something, couldn't help but patted his forehead and said, "It says fasting. Oops..."
"It's okay, it's okay to drink a cup of soy milk. You can also drink a cup of soy milk! After drinking, let's go to the University City together!" Lin Lin
Ma Xiaoming couldn't help asking: "Wait a minute! Lin Lin, do you think there is any way to avoid military training? One month of military training, if I use this month, I can do a lot of things. Didn't you say that you and I Do you want to learn Maoshan Taoism? In a month, does this mean you have learned a lot?"
"Heart disease, definitely can't participate in military training." Seeing Ma Xiaoming like this, Lin Lin couldn't help laughing, and he said, "You have heart disease!"
"I don't have one!" Ma Xiaoming said.
"I said you have it, and you have it!" Lin Lin touched Ma Xiaoming's heart with his fingers after speaking, and Ma Xiaoming felt his heart beating with a "thump", but just like that, he felt nothing else.
"Okay, I'm leaving!" Lin Lin turned around and walked out the door after finishing speaking.
Ma Xiaoming couldn't help shouting: "Wait, the key..."
But seeing the only key, and seeing that Lin Lin had gone far away, Ma Xiaoming couldn't help but shook his head and said, "Forget it, gods don't need keys to enter the house."
Ma Xiaoming went for the physical examination and everything went well at first, but when the physical examination came to the heart, the doctor found that Ma Xiaoming's electrocardiogram was very abnormal, and the beating was very strange.
In the end, there were two re-examinations. Several doctors jointly concluded that Ma Xiaoming had a congenital heart disease and was unable to do strenuous exercise, so he missed the military training.
Seeing such a conclusion, Ma Xiaoming was stunned for a moment.
Seeing Ma Xiaoming's dazed look, the doctor next to him said, "It's okay, your heart disease is not too serious, as long as you don't do too much strenuous exercise, you'll be fine. Don't worry."
Hearing the doctor's comfort, Ma Xiaoming couldn't help but nodded and said, "Thank you doctor, I understand."
With this conclusion, Ma Xiaoming avoided military training.
When Ma Xiaoming came back from school and opened the door, he saw Lin Lin sitting in the living room watching TV.
"Lin Lin, you came back so fast!" Ma Xiaoming couldn't help but said, "You didn't fly back, did you?" You know, if you don't have a key, you can fly back directly from the window sill, which will be faster.Don't all gods know how to ride the clouds and ride the fog?
"I just put it back on." Lin Lin said, "You don't need military training!"
"Well, I don't need military training, thank you!" Ma Xiaoming said hastily, "Hey...you don't know, many people's eyes are jealous and envious when they hear that I don't need military training, and of course some people look at it with sympathy. Follow me."
"Stop talking nonsense, from today onwards, you will start to learn systematic Taoism from me." After turning off the TV, Lin Lin said, looking at Ma Xiaoming with a serious face.
"The disciple has met the teacher!" Ma Xiaoming immediately said respectfully.
"Don't call me teacher! You are not my disciple!" Lin Lin said, looking at Ma Xiaoming seriously.He really didn't want to accept Ma Xiaoming as a disciple.
Lin Lin continued to look at Ma Xiaoming and said, "You can call me Big Brother or Lin Lin."
"Brother!" Ma Xiaoming said immediately.
Lin Lin walked over and grabbed Ma Xiaoming's head with one hand. Immediately, Ma Xiaoming felt his mind go blank. After his mind went blank, he felt countless pictures flying towards his mind, just like several TV movies. Playing in his head at the same time.
More than ten minutes passed, Lin Lin took his hand away from Ma Xiaoming's head, and he said: "I just taught you the basic Taoism of Maoshan by the method of enlightenment. You have to follow the above It is enough to remind you to practice. Since it is an elementary Taoism, your ability is limited. However, as long as you practice well, ordinary ghosts and little monsters can still be dealt with. And although you can’t get longevity, But it can also prolong your life.”
Ma Xiaoming felt that there were many things in his mind that did not belong to him, he couldn't help but looked at Lin Lin gratefully and said, "Thank you, brother!"
"You don't need to thank me. I'm just helping you. In the future, you should know what to do when you encounter any ghosts that want to be resurrected?" Lin Lin looked at Ma Xiaoming and asked.
"Understood." Ma Xiaoming nodded and said, "I will reject them."
"En. The world is orderly. If you break this order, someone will definitely have to pay a relatively high price. There are also introductions in your Taoism, so take your time. Also, don't just accept others kneeling, it will shorten your life." " Lin Lin said, "This is my second piece of advice to you."
"The third piece of advice, don't stand out for others, this is the world. Humans are inherently kind, there's nothing wrong with that, it's just that people's hearts are not ancient! Maoshan Taoism will become a superstition. In short, unless someone asks to come, Only when the price is negotiated can you make a move."
"Of course, in order to attract customers in the early stage, you can take the initiative to help people, but it also depends on the help of people. Like the mother and son last night, you don't need to help."
Ma Xiaoming said, "Brother, I will obey your orders."
"You don't have to follow my orders, and I won't tell you what to do. I will only give you suggestions. As for what you do, that's your own business."
"That's all for today, you can continue at home!" After Lin Lin finished speaking, he turned around and was about to go out.
"Brother, where are you going?" Ma Xiaoming couldn't help asking.
Lin Lin said, "I'm going to buy a computer and activate the network cable."
Ma Xiaoming looked at Lin Lin puzzled and said, "Brother, what do you need a computer for?"
Gods use computers?Do gods still use computers?
Lin Lin couldn't help but glared at Ma Xiaoming, and then said, "Don't ask if you shouldn't."
That afternoon, Lin Lin bought a computer, but Lin Lin used this computer to play Go, so the configuration of the computer is not high, so the price is naturally not high, only more than 3000.
After getting the computer back, Lin Lin installed the computer. Since the owner of the house had installed the network cable four years ago, Lin Lin went to the community to pay the network fee, adjusted it, and found that the network cable can still be used.
He went online directly and logged into Weiqi.com.
First, I browsed the information on Weiqi.com, and found that the post I was looking for last time was still on the top. I saw that the reward amount on it had reached 12.
Lin Lin couldn't help being dumbfounded.
"So much money?" Lin Lin couldn't help thinking that there was only more than 1000 yuan left in his pocket.
"This is quite a lot of money." Lin Lin couldn't help thinking again, "In fact, it is not impossible to get this money."
Immediately, Lin Lin registered a new account called "White Chess and Black Chess".Lin Lin thought, since he fabricated a master, it would be fine to fabricate another senior brother.
He left a message at the back of the post: "The chess player is my brother. He is not here now, and he will be back in three days. At midnight three days later, he will appear on the Internet on time."
After Lin Lin left a message, he went to the website to browse around and watch the online master matches.On Go.com, apart from playing games, Lin Lin really likes to watch people play.As a spectator, every time he watched a match, he would come up with a new insight, a kind of enlightenment.
It will make him produce new chess moves.
Just when he was fascinated by watching other people's games, someone sent him a message on the site, and he opened it to read.It turned out to be the moderator called "Snail Tiger" who posted a post looking for "Carrying a Child for a Thousand Years".
"Is what you said true? Three days later at midnight? Will Carrying Son Millennium really appear?"
(End of this chapter)
"You brought them back, you should find a way to send them away!" Lin Lin looked at Ma Xiaoming and said.
Hearing this, Ma Xiaoming asked helplessly, "Brother, is there really nothing you can do?"
"No." Lin Lin said, "You can lend him your lifespan. Or, you share a body with him, you are during the day, and he is at night..."
After listening to Lin Lin's suggestion, Ma Xiaoming was stunned.After a while he said, "I see, brother, I'm going to send them away."
Lin Lin also ignored how Ma Xiaoming sent the mother and son away.
He didn't want to bother, after all, this trouble was caused by Ma Xiaoming himself, so he should handle it.
August [-]th.it's clear.
"Good morning!" Ma Xiaoming said as soon as he saw Lin Lin coming out of the room, he looked at Lin Lin with a smile on his face.
Lin Lin looked up at Ma Xiaoming, and found that Ma Xiaoming's eye sockets were very dark. This guy didn't sleep until after three o'clock in the morning, and he was so close to ghosts. If not, you will get sick.
Lin Lin said: "When the sun is shining at noon today, go to bask in the sun. You have a ghostly look on your face, and you will get sick."
Hearing this, Ma Xiaoming couldn't help touching his face, and said awkwardly: "I see, let's have breakfast!"
He got up early in the morning just to cook breakfast.
Lin Lin looked at the breakfast on the table, a cup of thick soy milk, an egg, a bowl of porridge and a small dish of pickles.
Such an ordinary breakfast reminded Lin Lin of the breakfast his mother made for him when he was at home, but for him, eating was really a waste of food.At this moment, he only needs to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and he doesn't need to eat at all.
And eating, to a large extent, consumes aura.It's really not worth it to spend such thin heaven and earth spiritual energy.
He said: "I said, I don't need to eat. From now on, you can cook your own food."
Hearing this, Ma Xiaoming couldn't help saying, "Oh!"
Seeing Ma Xiaoming's disappointed look, Lin Lin couldn't help but said, "I will waste food if I eat breakfast. Forget it, since you cooked this breakfast, I don't want to waste it. I drank soy milk, eggs and porridge I will not eat."
After Lin Lin finished speaking, he picked up the soy milk and drank it.
"Oops! Lin Lin, I almost forgot. Today's physical examination...will draw blood." Ma Xiaoming suddenly thought of something, couldn't help but patted his forehead and said, "It says fasting. Oops..."
"It's okay, it's okay to drink a cup of soy milk. You can also drink a cup of soy milk! After drinking, let's go to the University City together!" Lin Lin
Ma Xiaoming couldn't help asking: "Wait a minute! Lin Lin, do you think there is any way to avoid military training? One month of military training, if I use this month, I can do a lot of things. Didn't you say that you and I Do you want to learn Maoshan Taoism? In a month, does this mean you have learned a lot?"
"Heart disease, definitely can't participate in military training." Seeing Ma Xiaoming like this, Lin Lin couldn't help laughing, and he said, "You have heart disease!"
"I don't have one!" Ma Xiaoming said.
"I said you have it, and you have it!" Lin Lin touched Ma Xiaoming's heart with his fingers after speaking, and Ma Xiaoming felt his heart beating with a "thump", but just like that, he felt nothing else.
"Okay, I'm leaving!" Lin Lin turned around and walked out the door after finishing speaking.
Ma Xiaoming couldn't help shouting: "Wait, the key..."
But seeing the only key, and seeing that Lin Lin had gone far away, Ma Xiaoming couldn't help but shook his head and said, "Forget it, gods don't need keys to enter the house."
Ma Xiaoming went for the physical examination and everything went well at first, but when the physical examination came to the heart, the doctor found that Ma Xiaoming's electrocardiogram was very abnormal, and the beating was very strange.
In the end, there were two re-examinations. Several doctors jointly concluded that Ma Xiaoming had a congenital heart disease and was unable to do strenuous exercise, so he missed the military training.
Seeing such a conclusion, Ma Xiaoming was stunned for a moment.
Seeing Ma Xiaoming's dazed look, the doctor next to him said, "It's okay, your heart disease is not too serious, as long as you don't do too much strenuous exercise, you'll be fine. Don't worry."
Hearing the doctor's comfort, Ma Xiaoming couldn't help but nodded and said, "Thank you doctor, I understand."
With this conclusion, Ma Xiaoming avoided military training.
When Ma Xiaoming came back from school and opened the door, he saw Lin Lin sitting in the living room watching TV.
"Lin Lin, you came back so fast!" Ma Xiaoming couldn't help but said, "You didn't fly back, did you?" You know, if you don't have a key, you can fly back directly from the window sill, which will be faster.Don't all gods know how to ride the clouds and ride the fog?
"I just put it back on." Lin Lin said, "You don't need military training!"
"Well, I don't need military training, thank you!" Ma Xiaoming said hastily, "Hey...you don't know, many people's eyes are jealous and envious when they hear that I don't need military training, and of course some people look at it with sympathy. Follow me."
"Stop talking nonsense, from today onwards, you will start to learn systematic Taoism from me." After turning off the TV, Lin Lin said, looking at Ma Xiaoming with a serious face.
"The disciple has met the teacher!" Ma Xiaoming immediately said respectfully.
"Don't call me teacher! You are not my disciple!" Lin Lin said, looking at Ma Xiaoming seriously.He really didn't want to accept Ma Xiaoming as a disciple.
Lin Lin continued to look at Ma Xiaoming and said, "You can call me Big Brother or Lin Lin."
"Brother!" Ma Xiaoming said immediately.
Lin Lin walked over and grabbed Ma Xiaoming's head with one hand. Immediately, Ma Xiaoming felt his mind go blank. After his mind went blank, he felt countless pictures flying towards his mind, just like several TV movies. Playing in his head at the same time.
More than ten minutes passed, Lin Lin took his hand away from Ma Xiaoming's head, and he said: "I just taught you the basic Taoism of Maoshan by the method of enlightenment. You have to follow the above It is enough to remind you to practice. Since it is an elementary Taoism, your ability is limited. However, as long as you practice well, ordinary ghosts and little monsters can still be dealt with. And although you can’t get longevity, But it can also prolong your life.”
Ma Xiaoming felt that there were many things in his mind that did not belong to him, he couldn't help but looked at Lin Lin gratefully and said, "Thank you, brother!"
"You don't need to thank me. I'm just helping you. In the future, you should know what to do when you encounter any ghosts that want to be resurrected?" Lin Lin looked at Ma Xiaoming and asked.
"Understood." Ma Xiaoming nodded and said, "I will reject them."
"En. The world is orderly. If you break this order, someone will definitely have to pay a relatively high price. There are also introductions in your Taoism, so take your time. Also, don't just accept others kneeling, it will shorten your life." " Lin Lin said, "This is my second piece of advice to you."
"The third piece of advice, don't stand out for others, this is the world. Humans are inherently kind, there's nothing wrong with that, it's just that people's hearts are not ancient! Maoshan Taoism will become a superstition. In short, unless someone asks to come, Only when the price is negotiated can you make a move."
"Of course, in order to attract customers in the early stage, you can take the initiative to help people, but it also depends on the help of people. Like the mother and son last night, you don't need to help."
Ma Xiaoming said, "Brother, I will obey your orders."
"You don't have to follow my orders, and I won't tell you what to do. I will only give you suggestions. As for what you do, that's your own business."
"That's all for today, you can continue at home!" After Lin Lin finished speaking, he turned around and was about to go out.
"Brother, where are you going?" Ma Xiaoming couldn't help asking.
Lin Lin said, "I'm going to buy a computer and activate the network cable."
Ma Xiaoming looked at Lin Lin puzzled and said, "Brother, what do you need a computer for?"
Gods use computers?Do gods still use computers?
Lin Lin couldn't help but glared at Ma Xiaoming, and then said, "Don't ask if you shouldn't."
That afternoon, Lin Lin bought a computer, but Lin Lin used this computer to play Go, so the configuration of the computer is not high, so the price is naturally not high, only more than 3000.
After getting the computer back, Lin Lin installed the computer. Since the owner of the house had installed the network cable four years ago, Lin Lin went to the community to pay the network fee, adjusted it, and found that the network cable can still be used.
He went online directly and logged into Weiqi.com.
First, I browsed the information on Weiqi.com, and found that the post I was looking for last time was still on the top. I saw that the reward amount on it had reached 12.
Lin Lin couldn't help being dumbfounded.
"So much money?" Lin Lin couldn't help thinking that there was only more than 1000 yuan left in his pocket.
"This is quite a lot of money." Lin Lin couldn't help thinking again, "In fact, it is not impossible to get this money."
Immediately, Lin Lin registered a new account called "White Chess and Black Chess".Lin Lin thought, since he fabricated a master, it would be fine to fabricate another senior brother.
He left a message at the back of the post: "The chess player is my brother. He is not here now, and he will be back in three days. At midnight three days later, he will appear on the Internet on time."
After Lin Lin left a message, he went to the website to browse around and watch the online master matches.On Go.com, apart from playing games, Lin Lin really likes to watch people play.As a spectator, every time he watched a match, he would come up with a new insight, a kind of enlightenment.
It will make him produce new chess moves.
Just when he was fascinated by watching other people's games, someone sent him a message on the site, and he opened it to read.It turned out to be the moderator called "Snail Tiger" who posted a post looking for "Carrying a Child for a Thousand Years".
"Is what you said true? Three days later at midnight? Will Carrying Son Millennium really appear?"
(End of this chapter)
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