Invincible against the sky modification system

Chapter 120: The Dog That Bereaved
The atmosphere at the scene was awkward, the audience didn't applaud, and the doctor couple also finished their performance, so there was nothing to say.

Tang Beiming was waiting for the other judges to comment, but judging from what the other judges said, they seemed to be unable to accept this form of cross talk, and none of them knew how to comment.

In the end, it was Tang Beiming who broke the deadlock.

"The show is over?"

"The show is over."

"Oh, I've been observing these two formulas on your clothes, what are they?"

The couple with doctors wore a red dress on their upper body.

Each of the red clothes has a very complicated formula.

Chai Mi: "This is the formula cross talk I wrote in that book, "Cross Talk Finite Elements". Generally speaking, I can calculate how much time each audience laughs on average, and how long each laugh takes , How much time do I let the audience rest before making them laugh a second time."

Chai Mi's words made everyone dizzy.

Why do you listen to cross talk? Isn’t it because the society is under too much pressure and you want to listen to cross talk, laugh and relax?

It turned out to be good, now that I'm here with you, I'm bound to be restricted by rules and regulations even when I laugh.

How much time do you have to laugh, how much time do you laugh each time.

Come on, come on, help me figure out how often I poop and how much each time I poop.

Chai Mi continued: "We have used this formula to write more than 500 comic dialogues. Didn't I also ask you at the beginning, do you know us? Then you said, you don't know us."

On the side, Li Yu also added: "Yeah, it's a bit strange, how come you don't know us?"

strange?
Does Tang Beiming still feel strange?

You two are out of your mind, why do I have to know you.

Listening to you, it's like I made a huge mistake because I don't know you, which is really weird, okay?

"By the way, Mr. Tang, your wife is the big star Zhao Lifei. She has contacts with many people. If you ask her, she must know us."

Chai Mi spoke confidently, feeling that Zhao Lifei knew herself 100%.

Tang Beiming turned his head and looked towards the audience, Zhao Lifei's direction: "Do you know them?"

Zhao Lifei smiled awkwardly, then shook her head.

Suddenly, the scene became more embarrassing.

Just now, when Chai Mi said that, he was so confident.

As a result, within a minute, he was slapped in the face.

"No, there is a question, I want to talk about it."

"You say, I will guide you."

"Cross talk, it's just cross talk, it's about doing whatever you want, it's about having fun, there's no formula, there's no rules, how long and how often you have to laugh, look at me, I laugh when I want to, and stop when I don't want to. "

Tang Beiming felt that he had judged their performance fairly.

As a result, it caused great dissatisfaction from the other party.

"So, what do you mean by that?"

"The meaning is very simple. If you say your formula cross talk is good, the only way to test whether it is good or not is whether there are audiences buying your tickets."

"For example, my movie "The Tang Dynasty" is priced at 50 yuan, which is more expensive than ordinary movies, but the audience is willing to spend money. This is success."

"As for your formula cross talk, we take it out and put it in the Zhonghai Stadium. If the audience is willing to spend money to watch it, that is success."

Chai Mi stretched out his hand: "That's good, you can invest money."

Tang Beiming was speechless for a while, he just commented on it for you, how is your cross talk.

In the end, who made you get used to the problem of asking people for money as soon as you reach out.

"I don't vote."

"why?"

"Because, I think your formula cross talk sucks."

Tang Beiming has endured these two people for a long time, and has never lost his temper.

Finally, he began to tell the truth.

As far as the formula cross talk between the two of you is concerned, none of the audiences here are amused. You still want to go to Zhonghai Stadium and amuse hundreds of thousands of audiences. You are thinking too much.

"Hehe, bad, I don't think so. You are afraid that everyone will watch my cross talk, and no one will watch your movie. Pooh, you are just afraid that I will be angry. I didn't expect you to have this kind of pink eye disease."

"Are you thinking too much? Neither of us are in the same industry. I haven't talked about cross talk. What business are you grabbing?"

Tang Beiming only felt that the two people in front of him were a little inexplicable.

"Hehe, let's talk about advanced, don't always talk about cross talk."

"Wait, why is cross talk not advanced? If you don't think it is advanced, why are you here?"

"No, let's stop talking about cross talk all the time, let's talk about the real Chinese cross talk."

"Stop, I can't understand what you said more and more. What's the difference between cross talk and Chinese cross talk? The cross talk we're talking about isn't from China?"

"Okay, let's talk about the topic you just talked about, how did you say that you were on the scene and amused the audience, right?"

"Yes, that's what I said."

"You say that people are different, everyone laughs differently, everyone laughs as they please, and laughs when they want to. But I tell you, you are wrong. People are all the same, just use my formula Cross talk, anyone, on any occasion, can amuse any audience, believe it or not?"

Chai Mi continued: "I'm not a star, I'm not an actor, and I'm not a master of cross talk. I'm just an ordinary person. I can still make ordinary people do cross talk. As long as I use my formula for cross talk, everyone can do it. Isn't that true? Isn't it a success?"

"May I ask you a question now?"

Chai Mi's words made the atmosphere a little stiff.

Question, what is this going to do?
It's time to challenge the judges, this is amazing, is it a dog jumping over the wall in a hurry?
"If I knew that you were a judge, I shouldn't have come."

Tang Beiming smiled coldly, and applauded the other party: "Well said, you can leave now, there is still time."

"No, since I'm here, I won't leave easily. I just didn't expect that you are so hot, you can't understand my formula cross talk."

"It's not me, it's because you think too highly of yourself. You think you're the champion. Anyone who doesn't like your formula cross talk is a hot chicken."

"That's right, I should have been the champion. It's just that you, a hot chicken, can't see my talent. You really don't have the ability. If you don't talk about me, just talk about my apprentice Wu Nian. He was also eliminated by you. "

"He was able to advance because he was influenced by your formula cross talk."

"You are targeting us, shouldn't we be the champions?"

"You can form a competition by yourself, then you will be the champion. But let me tell you, you can't do it here. As long as I'm here, you're not the champion."

"According to what you said, we were eliminated?"

"Yes, you were eliminated."

"Are you sure, the elimination music hasn't played yet?"

"Sure, the music will come soon."

Ding Dong!

In an instant, the elimination music played, and the expressions of Chai Mi and Li Yu became extremely ugly.

"Tang Beiming, just wait and see, if you don't let us live today, maybe you will be eliminated by me tomorrow."

"Where is everyone's applause?"

It was quiet, everyone was quiet for a while, and no one applauded.

In the end, Chai Mi and Li Yu left the stage like two bereaved dogs.

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