Invincible against the sky modification system

Chapter 119 An Embarrassing Crosstalk Performance

The two walked onto the stage, and before they could speak, an audience member said, "Look at these two, they still have books in their hands, they look like teachers teaching students."

After the man finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter in the audience.

Everyone came to see the cross talk, but in the end, the two of you acted so seriously, no one laughed at you, is it any wonder?

In response to this, the man's face immediately changed.

Fortunately, the woman next to him slapped his hand, so he didn't have a seizure.

"Let me introduce myself first. My name is Chai Mi, and her name is Li Yu. Those who have heard our cross talk, give it a round of applause."

Suddenly, several people on the field applauded.

After all, this is a cross talk competition organized by the school. We are all classmates, so it is normal for some people to have heard it.

"Thank you, not much, but not less."

Afterwards, Chai Mi said to Tang Beiming, "I see you didn't applaud, you don't know me, do you?"

Tang Beiming was taken aback, are you famous?
Do I have to know you?
However, this is the scene of the competition, and you have to give face to the opponent.

"Today, don't you know each other now?"

Tang Beiming had already given the other party a lot of face, but in the end, the other party didn't give him any face at all.

"That's really unexpected, I really didn't expect that you don't know me."

Afterwards, Chai Mi stepped forward.

"These are three books for you. I wanted to sign you at first, but since you don't know them, forget it."

With that said, Chai Mi delivered three books.

"These three books were written by our husband and wife, take a look."

"This is "Campus Crosstalk", this is "Crosstalk Finite Element", and this one, this one is "Logic Funny"."

Tang Beiming didn't come empty-handed when he saw someone giving him something, and his anger subsided a little.

He took the book, and then heard Chai Mi say: "I guess you can understand "Logic Funny", but you can't understand the other two."

Tang Beiming was taken aback for a moment, this, who the hell is this.

This is a gift, it's purely disgusting.

"By the way, if you don't understand, you can come and ask me, don't tear it up."

"Of course, I'm also busy, so I may not have time to take care of you."

After speaking, Chai Mi returned to the stage.

Tang Beiming held three books and was speechless for a while.

"Then let's get started."

The game begins, and the performance of the two begins.

Chai Mi: "Let me introduce myself first."

Li Yu: "We are a married couple with a doctorate degree from Zhonghai Jiaotong University who have been married for ten years."

Whoa whoa whoa!
Having said that, the following is applause.

Doctor, this is Doctor.

Talented students, cheating.

Chai Mi: "I heard from the director that we are the only couple, husband and wife contestants."

Li Yu: "I'm not serious, it should be said that the two of us are the only contestants who were husband and wife at the time of the competition."

Chai Mi: "Yes."

Off the court, there was a burst of laughter.

Chai Mi: "No, what do you mean by that?"

Li Yu: "We female doctors speak rigorously and fully consider all possibilities."

Li Yu: "Those contestants who are not husband and wife now, can't they become husband and wife in the future?"

Chai Mi thought for a moment: "That's right."

Li Yu: "Those contestants who are now husband and wife will not be able to..."

As Chai Mi listened, he always felt that something was wrong, so he quickly interrupted: "No, this one can't."

Chai Mi continued: "Your female doctor's words are too hurtful."

Li Yu: "It doesn't necessarily hurt people. If you don't believe me, ask me a question."

Chai Mi: "Alright, what do you think I look like?"

Li Yu: "Ugly."

Chai Mi covered her head for a while: "How about it, let me just say it hurts people?"

Li Yu: "Ask yourself, isn't this looking for gangsters? You can ask Teacher Tang."

Chai Mi: "Okay, what do you think of Mr. Tang?"

Li Yu: "Very handsome."

Tang Beiming almost fell asleep listening to the unsalty cross talk between the two.

Until he heard this sentence, he regained his energy and applauded.

Driven by Tang Beiming, the two doctors finally got another round of applause from the audience.

Chai Mi: "Pfft! You still hurt people."

Li Yu: "How about it? I said that my words are not rigorous, and it will make people angry."

Chai Mi: "Oh. Friends in the audience, I must be very curious to know, what would it be like if you spoke rigorously?"

Li Yu: "Among the judges, Mr. Tang is very handsome."

Tang Beiming looked around, and the people sitting beside him were all elderly university teachers.

Listening to this, are you praising yourself or hurting yourself?

Chai Mi: "What you said offended all the other teachers. I'll see how you advance in the future. By the way, then evaluate me more rigorously."

Li Yu: "Among all the players on the field, you are the second most beautiful."

Chai Mi gave a blank look: "You think I can't tell, there are only two contestants, aren't you just praising yourself for being good-looking in disguise?"

The two were like this, talking about their cross talk unwillingly.

To be honest, speaking of their cross talk up to now, I really haven't seen the audience laugh.

Li Yu: "Speaking of which, audience friends must really want to know how I, a female doctor, talk about cross talk."

Chai Mi: "I still want to know how I married a female doctor. Otherwise, let's reproduce the scene and show it to everyone."

With that said, the two actually sat down.

At this moment, Tang Beiming was thirsty to drink water.

Then, seeing them like this, he sprayed out a mouthful of water.

I bother.

Is this still a cross talk competition? Why does it even come with a sketch performance?

Chai Mi: "Do you remember? Ten years ago, the two of us used to sit on the bench by the Siyuan Lake."

Li Yu: "Of course I remember. Wow! The moon is reflected in the lake, so romantic."

Chai Mi: "What did you say back then, the scene reappears."

Li Yu: "Wow! The moon is reflected by the mirror surface of the lake, forming a virtual image, so romantic."

Those two thought they were telling a joke, which was very funny.

However, the entire audience was stunned.

Because, this joke is really not funny.

In other words, this is not a joke at all, but physics knowledge.

On the court, there was embarrassment.

Chai Mi: "Li Yu, you know that I really like writing cross talk, so I was reluctant to leave the Cross Talk Association, so I reluctantly got admitted to a doctorate."

Li Yu: "Huh?"

Chai Mi: "There are still many years before the PhD graduates, I don't want to delay you, let's get married."

Na Chai Mi felt that his unusual turning point must have attracted a lot of laughter from many people.

As a result, the auditorium was silent.

It was even more embarrassing on the field.

Li Yu: "Are you tired of talking like this?"

Chai Mi: "I promise, I will love you like a perpetual motion machine."

Li Yu: "Don't, please don't, perpetual motion machines don't exist."

So far, their cross talk performance is basically over.

But it seems that the response at the scene is not very good?
In fact, their cross talk is completely teaching.

This is not talking about cross talk, everyone can't understand it, but it's strange if you can applaud and smile for you?

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(End of this chapter)