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Chapter 309 Helping Xu Xian Pick Up Girls
Chapter 309 Helping Xu Xian Pick Up Girls
"I know you like that Bai Suzhen. Based on my personal experience in picking up girls, I have formulated ten plans for picking up girls for you. As long as you follow the plan I made for you, you will be guaranteed to catch a beautiful girl! Hey, don't be distracted, be serious. point!"
After returning from West Lake, Xu Xian was out of his mind all day long. Li Gongfu and his wife didn't know why, but Ren Wei knew it all. In view of this, Ren Wei planned to give Xu Xian a short-term training.
"Yeah!" Xu Xian came back to his senses after being yelled at by Ren Wei, and smiled embarrassedly, "Brother Ren, keep talking!"
Ren Wei looked at Xu Xian's current appearance, shook his head helplessly, then picked up the textbook, and continued to explain:
"To put it simply, picking up girls is the dual embodiment of IQ and EQ. To put it more complicated, it is like fighting a war. But in this war, there are no absolute enemies, and there are no absolute allies. Unexpected means!"
"Generally speaking, there are three types of men that women like. The first type is handsome and unrestrained, such as me! The second type is gentle and down-to-earth, calm and calm, such as you. The third type is strong and powerful. Muscular, such as Stallone. But according to my observation, women like Bai Suzhen will like the second type of men, which is your type."
"Really?" Xu Xian's eyes lit up.
"Of course it's true, otherwise it can't be fake? But it can't be absolute. Every woman's pursuit of romance is the same. If the ordinary is true, then the fantasy of romance is every little girl's fantasy. If you If you want to win Bai Suzhen, both are indispensable, you are doing a good job of being ordinary and simple, but you need to improve in terms of romance!"
"How romantic?"
"You are right to ask this point. The definition of romance is very broad, and it cannot be discussed in one word, but in general, romance has three necessary conditions. One, beauty. The beauty here is not the person, but the scenery. The premise of romance. Second, surprise and surprise. Surprise and surprise are another expression of romance, but remember that surprise is not frightening. Third, tenderness. Tenderness is the most necessary. Sometimes, a word full of tenderness, Better than a thousand surprises."
"According to the above three conditions, I specially formulated these ten plans. First, the beautiful background. I will go to your sister later to apply for a tael of money for picking up girls. It is specially used to buy fireworks, which are so colorful. It is something that is most liked by women. In addition, I am going to teach you a martial art. According to my observation, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing's martial arts are extraordinary. Teaching the method is enlightening, and you don't need to practice hard. Also, I have prepared one hundred and eight lingering love words for you, you must memorize them by heart, and when necessary, speak out the necessary scenes, the effect will be Better!"
After a day-long training, Xu Xian had already passed the pass line, so the next day, Xu Xian mustered up his confidence and came to Bai Suzhen's address - Baifu.
"Come on!" Ren Wei from behind encouraged Xu Xian.
"Yeah!" Xu Xian nodded firmly, then strode forward with his head held high.
"Dangdangdang!" Shortly after knocking on the door, Xiaoqing opened the door and beckoned Xu Xian to enter.
At this time, Ren Wei also put a bunch of fireworks on display, ready to light the fireworks according to the agreed signal.
But first class and second class, it was almost a stick of incense after waiting, and I didn't see the signal from inside the room.
"What's the matter? There's no news for so long?" Ren Wei was also puzzled, complaining, when the door opened, Xu Xian came out of the mansion in a daze.
"Successful, failed?" Ren Wei stepped forward and urged.
Xu Xian shook his head, staggered forward without saying a word.
"Um, forget it, look at your demeanor, you must have failed, hey, let me tell you what's good about you!"
"Xiaoqing said that Miss Bai has already betrothed to someone else!" After a long time, Xu Xian said such a sentence.
"Ah? You haven't seen Bai Suzhen yet?" Ren Wei cried out in surprise, his mouth was almost stuffed with duck eggs.
"Yeah!" Xu Xian nodded and continued walking in despair.
"Hey, I'm also drunk with your emotional intelligence. You can take what that poor girl said seriously. I'm convinced. It's just a test. I didn't see it. It's a waste of me teaching you so much knowledge!" Ren Wei sighed .
"Really?" When Xu Xian heard Ren Wei's words, he came back to his senses instantly, grabbed Ren Wei's shoulder, stared at him, and wanted to confirm the answer from the other party's mouth.
"Of course it's true, otherwise what do you think? I think you are too honest to be fooled by a poor girl. If I say hello, why are you going?"
"I'm going to ask Miss Bai for clarification!" Xu Xian gained confidence after hearing Ren Wei's persuasion, and immediately wanted to knock on the door again.
But Ren Wei held him back.
"Are you stupid or not? Ask now? How do you ask? What happens after you ask?" Ren Wei asked several questions in succession, like a few sap sticks, which knocked Xu Xian into a daze.
"According to me, we might as well follow the strategy. You should continue to lose your mind, lose your mind, and walk alone. If Bai Suzhen really cares about you, she will definitely come to you. If she doesn't care, then we have to change the direction of attack!" Ren Wei stood aside Started planning again.
"Okay, I'll listen to you!" Xu Xian didn't object this time, after responding to Ren Wei, he really portrayed a man who was emotionally frustrated, and staggered out of the White Mansion.
Ren Wei looked at Xu Xian's appearance and nodded secretly, what he wanted was this effect, but at this moment there was a sudden thunder in the sky, followed by heavy rain.
"Fuck, my fireworks!"
With no system space to store, Ren Wei jumped into the Baifu with fireworks in his arms to avoid the rain. Just after passing the corridor, he ran into someone he really didn't want to meet——Xiaoqing.
Staring at Ren Wei, Xiaoqing's eyes were very unkind.
"Hehe!" Ren Wei smiled friendly, wiped the rain off his face, and looked around quietly, trying to find Bai Suzhen, after all, the best magic weapon to deal with Xiaoqing is Bai Suzhen.
However, it seems that Bai Suzhen went to find Xu Xian.
"It's okay, I will teleport, and if I can't beat it, I will run away. Could it be that I am afraid of this yellow-haired girl!?" Thinking about his skills, Ren Wei felt relieved, met Xiaoqing's fierce eyes, but showed a trace of disdain.
"Come on, hit me, do you think I will be afraid of you, what else can I do except poison you, with your three-legged cat, I will torture you to death every minute, and make you kneel at my feet and sing conquest"
With provocative eyes, five ghosts suddenly appeared beside Ren Wei, they were Xiaoqing's five ghosts.
"Five Ghost Forbidden Formation!" The leading ghost suddenly shouted, and then, the surrounding five ghosts spun so fast that even the ghosts couldn't see them!
"Huh?" Ren Wei wondered, what the hell is this nonsense five-ghost forbidden law formation? The name is quite awesome, but he didn't feel the halo of weakening.
Seeing Xiaoqing approaching step by step, Ren Wei showed a disdainful smile again, and then said silently, "Teleport 5000 meters!"
"Whoosh!" The next moment, Ren Wei disappeared, but then, he appeared one meter in front of Xiaoqing.
Seeing that the surrounding scenery has not changed, Ren Wei has a bad heart, and the effect of teleportation skills has been greatly reduced.
(End of this chapter)
"I know you like that Bai Suzhen. Based on my personal experience in picking up girls, I have formulated ten plans for picking up girls for you. As long as you follow the plan I made for you, you will be guaranteed to catch a beautiful girl! Hey, don't be distracted, be serious. point!"
After returning from West Lake, Xu Xian was out of his mind all day long. Li Gongfu and his wife didn't know why, but Ren Wei knew it all. In view of this, Ren Wei planned to give Xu Xian a short-term training.
"Yeah!" Xu Xian came back to his senses after being yelled at by Ren Wei, and smiled embarrassedly, "Brother Ren, keep talking!"
Ren Wei looked at Xu Xian's current appearance, shook his head helplessly, then picked up the textbook, and continued to explain:
"To put it simply, picking up girls is the dual embodiment of IQ and EQ. To put it more complicated, it is like fighting a war. But in this war, there are no absolute enemies, and there are no absolute allies. Unexpected means!"
"Generally speaking, there are three types of men that women like. The first type is handsome and unrestrained, such as me! The second type is gentle and down-to-earth, calm and calm, such as you. The third type is strong and powerful. Muscular, such as Stallone. But according to my observation, women like Bai Suzhen will like the second type of men, which is your type."
"Really?" Xu Xian's eyes lit up.
"Of course it's true, otherwise it can't be fake? But it can't be absolute. Every woman's pursuit of romance is the same. If the ordinary is true, then the fantasy of romance is every little girl's fantasy. If you If you want to win Bai Suzhen, both are indispensable, you are doing a good job of being ordinary and simple, but you need to improve in terms of romance!"
"How romantic?"
"You are right to ask this point. The definition of romance is very broad, and it cannot be discussed in one word, but in general, romance has three necessary conditions. One, beauty. The beauty here is not the person, but the scenery. The premise of romance. Second, surprise and surprise. Surprise and surprise are another expression of romance, but remember that surprise is not frightening. Third, tenderness. Tenderness is the most necessary. Sometimes, a word full of tenderness, Better than a thousand surprises."
"According to the above three conditions, I specially formulated these ten plans. First, the beautiful background. I will go to your sister later to apply for a tael of money for picking up girls. It is specially used to buy fireworks, which are so colorful. It is something that is most liked by women. In addition, I am going to teach you a martial art. According to my observation, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing's martial arts are extraordinary. Teaching the method is enlightening, and you don't need to practice hard. Also, I have prepared one hundred and eight lingering love words for you, you must memorize them by heart, and when necessary, speak out the necessary scenes, the effect will be Better!"
After a day-long training, Xu Xian had already passed the pass line, so the next day, Xu Xian mustered up his confidence and came to Bai Suzhen's address - Baifu.
"Come on!" Ren Wei from behind encouraged Xu Xian.
"Yeah!" Xu Xian nodded firmly, then strode forward with his head held high.
"Dangdangdang!" Shortly after knocking on the door, Xiaoqing opened the door and beckoned Xu Xian to enter.
At this time, Ren Wei also put a bunch of fireworks on display, ready to light the fireworks according to the agreed signal.
But first class and second class, it was almost a stick of incense after waiting, and I didn't see the signal from inside the room.
"What's the matter? There's no news for so long?" Ren Wei was also puzzled, complaining, when the door opened, Xu Xian came out of the mansion in a daze.
"Successful, failed?" Ren Wei stepped forward and urged.
Xu Xian shook his head, staggered forward without saying a word.
"Um, forget it, look at your demeanor, you must have failed, hey, let me tell you what's good about you!"
"Xiaoqing said that Miss Bai has already betrothed to someone else!" After a long time, Xu Xian said such a sentence.
"Ah? You haven't seen Bai Suzhen yet?" Ren Wei cried out in surprise, his mouth was almost stuffed with duck eggs.
"Yeah!" Xu Xian nodded and continued walking in despair.
"Hey, I'm also drunk with your emotional intelligence. You can take what that poor girl said seriously. I'm convinced. It's just a test. I didn't see it. It's a waste of me teaching you so much knowledge!" Ren Wei sighed .
"Really?" When Xu Xian heard Ren Wei's words, he came back to his senses instantly, grabbed Ren Wei's shoulder, stared at him, and wanted to confirm the answer from the other party's mouth.
"Of course it's true, otherwise what do you think? I think you are too honest to be fooled by a poor girl. If I say hello, why are you going?"
"I'm going to ask Miss Bai for clarification!" Xu Xian gained confidence after hearing Ren Wei's persuasion, and immediately wanted to knock on the door again.
But Ren Wei held him back.
"Are you stupid or not? Ask now? How do you ask? What happens after you ask?" Ren Wei asked several questions in succession, like a few sap sticks, which knocked Xu Xian into a daze.
"According to me, we might as well follow the strategy. You should continue to lose your mind, lose your mind, and walk alone. If Bai Suzhen really cares about you, she will definitely come to you. If she doesn't care, then we have to change the direction of attack!" Ren Wei stood aside Started planning again.
"Okay, I'll listen to you!" Xu Xian didn't object this time, after responding to Ren Wei, he really portrayed a man who was emotionally frustrated, and staggered out of the White Mansion.
Ren Wei looked at Xu Xian's appearance and nodded secretly, what he wanted was this effect, but at this moment there was a sudden thunder in the sky, followed by heavy rain.
"Fuck, my fireworks!"
With no system space to store, Ren Wei jumped into the Baifu with fireworks in his arms to avoid the rain. Just after passing the corridor, he ran into someone he really didn't want to meet——Xiaoqing.
Staring at Ren Wei, Xiaoqing's eyes were very unkind.
"Hehe!" Ren Wei smiled friendly, wiped the rain off his face, and looked around quietly, trying to find Bai Suzhen, after all, the best magic weapon to deal with Xiaoqing is Bai Suzhen.
However, it seems that Bai Suzhen went to find Xu Xian.
"It's okay, I will teleport, and if I can't beat it, I will run away. Could it be that I am afraid of this yellow-haired girl!?" Thinking about his skills, Ren Wei felt relieved, met Xiaoqing's fierce eyes, but showed a trace of disdain.
"Come on, hit me, do you think I will be afraid of you, what else can I do except poison you, with your three-legged cat, I will torture you to death every minute, and make you kneel at my feet and sing conquest"
With provocative eyes, five ghosts suddenly appeared beside Ren Wei, they were Xiaoqing's five ghosts.
"Five Ghost Forbidden Formation!" The leading ghost suddenly shouted, and then, the surrounding five ghosts spun so fast that even the ghosts couldn't see them!
"Huh?" Ren Wei wondered, what the hell is this nonsense five-ghost forbidden law formation? The name is quite awesome, but he didn't feel the halo of weakening.
Seeing Xiaoqing approaching step by step, Ren Wei showed a disdainful smile again, and then said silently, "Teleport 5000 meters!"
"Whoosh!" The next moment, Ren Wei disappeared, but then, he appeared one meter in front of Xiaoqing.
Seeing that the surrounding scenery has not changed, Ren Wei has a bad heart, and the effect of teleportation skills has been greatly reduced.
(End of this chapter)
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