infinite beyond system

Chapter 308 Pig Song
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The mouth of the green bamboo snake, the needle behind the tail of the wasp, neither of them is poisonous, but the most poisonous to a woman's heart. This sentence is a good explanation of what is the most poisonous in the world, but Xiaoqing is the leader, accounting for two things.

Following Ren Wei's scream, two small blood holes appeared on the back of his hand, and a little bit of blood came out. Look at the blood, it has turned dark blue.

"Fuck, how poisonous this is!" Ren Wei gasped, glanced at the smug Xiaoqing, bared his teeth and started threatening.

"I solemnly tell you, if you don't detoxify me, be careful and I will scold you!"

"Hmph, I won't detoxify you, scold you, scold you!" Xiaoqing didn't accept Ren Wei's tricks at all, but forced him forward to provoke Ren Wei.

"I'll wipe!" Ren Wei scolded his mother in his heart, then rolled his eyes, fell to the ground with a whoosh, and wailed like heaven and earth: "My elbow, my waist disc, my pineapple cover, it hurts so much! "

"Brother Ren, what's the matter with you?" Xu Xian, who had walked two steps with Bai Suzhen, came back, knelt down to check Ren Wei, and asked in doubt.

"Hey, Hanwen, I can't do it anymore. I'm poisoned. I'm probably going to die soon. This blow is too big. I feel bad. I know you feel bad too. After all, black-haired people send black-haired people, but it's God's will, God's will So, what can I do for it. So don’t be sad, don’t cry, don’t be sad, if one of me dies, there will be thousands of me.” With snot and tears, Ren Wei seemed to be explaining the funeral, but from He said it out of his mouth, but it made people feel awkward.

"Poisoned? What kind of poison?"

Ren Wei stretched out his hand, "No, I was bitten by a snake. Look at the wound, it's small but not congealed. Look at the poisonous blood, which is crystal clear and green. This is a strange poison in the world, and I can't cure it. So, please You go to the coffin shop as quickly as possible to make me a coffin, preferably made of camphor wood. In addition, don’t cremate, it’s better to bury it in burial, and find a reliable feng shui master when you bury it. It's so sad to meet two snakes."

When Ren Wei was feeling sorry for himself, Bai Suzhen pulled Xiao Qing aside, with a bit of blame on her face, and then she swung her finger around, a white light suddenly appeared and landed on Ren Wei's wound.

Immediately afterwards, Ren Wei's wound healed at a speed visible to the naked eye. In less than a minute, where could there be any wound?

"Brother Ren, how did your wound heal?" Seeing the healing speed of the wound on the back of Ren Wei's hand, Xu Xian seemed to have seen a ghost in his eyes.

"Fuck, Xu Hanwen, what did you say, it's better if it doesn't heal, you really want me to die!" Ren Wei stood up with a grunt, and scolded his head and face. He could see clearly just now, yes Bai Suzhen made a move.

"Go, continue swimming in the lake!" Patting the dust off his body, Ren Wei waved his hand and walked in front.

Xiao Qing is highly poisonous, and Ren Wei's system mall is not open now, so there is no way to detoxify him, I can't afford it, can I still hide it?
Ren Wei thought it over clearly, when the system upgrade is complete, this bad breath must be retaliated.

The four of them came to the pier by the lake, and there happened to be a small boat docked at the pier, so Xu Xian suggested that they go to the center of the lake for some fun.

Bai Suzhen agreed [-]% to Xu Xian's suggestion. As for Ren Wei and Xiaoqing, they completely became the foil.

The cabin is very small, it's a bit cramped for four people, sharing the same room with two big girls, Xu Xian's face was flushed, his skin was too thin, and he went to the bow of the boat after pleading guilty. As for Ren Wei, he was not a nerd like Xu Xian. How comfortable it is to stay, why Mao is going to stand on the bow.

Seeing Xiao Qing's fierce eyes, Ren Wei trembled all over, but he thought that Bai Suzhen was by the side, so that she would not dare to act recklessly, so Ren Wei turned back with an even more fierce look.

"What are you looking at, I've never seen such a handsome man, it's so rare, I'm ignorant, I'm telling you, even if you look at it a thousand times, my suave style won't belong to you, still look at it, do you believe that I start charging every minute? Take a look at a tael of silver?"

When Xiaoqing heard this, she immediately wanted to get mad, but was stopped by Bai Suzhen, she could only snort angrily and turn her head away.

Unknowingly, the drizzle began to patter, adding a layer of mysterious veil to the misty West Lake.

At this time, the boatman expressed his feelings and immediately began to sing:
"West Lake is beautiful, it's March, spring rain is like wine, willows are like cotton"

"Damn, just start singing when you disagree, this is really the style of a TV series, but there is no soundtrack, isn't this tossing people?" Hearing the sound of the boatman's broken gong, Ren Wei felt extremely depressed.

However, Xiaoqing is not low-key, and when the boatman's tune ends, she also starts to sing.

"It's fate to meet thousands of miles away, but it's hard to hold hands if you don't have the fate. After ten years of cultivation, we can cross the same boat, and after a hundred years of cultivation, we can sleep together"

Well, Ren Wei had to admit that Xiaoqing's singing skills were pretty good, but it was nothing, without a soundtrack, it would be awkward no matter how you listened to it.

Listening to the two singing endlessly, Ren Wei's temper also came up, humming a few words, brewing for a while, and then let go of singing.

"Pig, pig, you have two holes in your nose
When you have a cold, you still have a snotty nose"

The sound reverberated and resounded through the West Lake. Those who heard it felt like vomiting at first.

But at this time, a rich man dressed in silk and satin listened with great interest and lingered.

A few minutes later, the singing ended, and the rich man told the person next to him holding an umbrella: "Grandpa Cao, this song is the best song I have ever heard. It has changed from the previous melody, and it reflects the prosperity of the people, living and working in peace and contentment." life, you immediately recruit people to find the singer, this king wants him to shine on the [-]th birthday of the father!"

Hearing what the rich man said, Eunuch Cao was taken aback for a moment, then he didn't dare to hesitate, and followed the order.

"Stop, stop, stop" In fact, when Ren Wei sang halfway through, Xiaoqing couldn't help but lose his temper, but Ren Wei wanted to fight against it, the more Xiaoqing stopped, the more excited he was singing.

Let's sing a song, Ren Wei thought about it for a long time, and was about to play another song, but the boatman didn't give him a chance.

"The Shiba Gate is here!"

Qingbomen is the destination of Bai Suzhen's return trip. Although it is a lake tour, but it is raining lightly, there is no way to continue, and it is not early, it is time to part ways.

After saying goodbye to Xu Xian, the two sisters, Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian left in a daze, leaving Xu Xian alone on the shore staring at their disappearing figures.

"Hey!" Ren Wei patted the back of Xu Xian's head, "Stupid? Will he be courteous? The first rule of picking up girls is to rely on me, this kid is not stupid!"

Seeing Xu Xian rushing forward foolishly and giving the umbrella to Bai Suzhen, Ren Wei had to look at him differently.

But there is no banquet that lasts forever, when Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing left, Xu Xian was still obsessed, looking at the direction the two daughters were leaving, and refused to leave for a long time.

(End of this chapter)