my weird life

Chapter 241 Entering 'The Past Life of the Kitchen God's Disciples' (12)

The coffin covered by a layer of unreal gray and white exudes a strange charm, resisting the invasion of evil gods,
Shuttle quickly into the cracks between rhyme and air,
Turned into a faint black and white shadow,
Walking back and forth in the Hexiang instant noodle factory area,

Keep going around.

The driver of Fang Yuan's hearse could only drive a car as a fixed means of transportation.
But after Su Wu taught him the technique of 'driving non-vehicles',

He drives the white coffin of hell,
Just like driving a car,
It can be driven very fast, like a supercar.

It's not like Su Wu, who can only drive non-transport vehicles at the speed of low-end cars. Su Wu can drive this coffin, but it can't compare to Fang Yuan's control.

The evil god chased after the white coffin, but he couldn't really catch up with the coffin.

coffin,
Fang Yuan's eyes were excited,
Unconsciously exuded some strange rhyme.

Wang Deyou reminded him at the right time, helping him to more subtly control the fierceness he contained.

Su Wu's eyes shimmered,

The mind between the eyebrows connects the reality and builds a bridge between the reality and the undercurrent of consciousness.

Dog Ni 'Wangcai' rushed into reality along this bridge.

Wangcai suddenly appeared in the coffin, attracting everyone's attention to it.

Most of these people were not seeing Wangcai for the first time, they just looked at Wangcai for a while and then looked away.

Only Fang Yuan has not met Wang Cai face to face,

Seeing a dog suddenly appear in the white coffin space,

Immediately surprised.

How did this dog get here?

It seemed to come out of the darkness all of a sudden?
He was amazed,

Su Wu patted the dog's head, looked sideways at him, and said, "Fang Yuan, you and it—Wangcai take turns driving the white coffin, dealing with Li Gui in this factory area.

When you can't hold on anymore,
Let Wangcai drive the white coffin.

Don't hold on. "

Fang Yuan opened his mouth wide when he heard the words, and said in astonishment: "Really let a dog drive the coffin?
This... will it work? "

Yun Nishang and others also looked at Wangcai curiously.

These people have seen Wang Cai follow Li Gui,
But I didn't know that Wangcai could actually drive through the coffin?

"OK."

Su Wu nodded.

His eyes are slightly closed.

Consciousness sinks into the simulation,
A future simulation was performed on the spot.

But after a while, Su Wu's consciousness returned, and he had already done some things in his personal future simulation.

"Exchange option 0 to reality."

After issuing a command to the simulator,
The other party responded quickly and deducted 1 yuan jade,
Something fell into Su Wu's palm.

It was a thin card - a motor vehicle driver's license.

This driver's license does not belong to Su Wu,
It was Su Wu who handled it specially for Wangcai in the simulation.

Wangcai's headshot is affixed to the driver's license,

Gender, age and other information are readily available.

Such a driver's license is simply impossible for ordinary people to apply for.

However, Su Wu pushed forward with his official status as the master of cunning, clarified the reasons, and after making various guarantees and promises,
It is not a problem to apply for such a temporary driver's license.

"Take it." Su Wu asked Wangcai to hold his driver's license, and quickly taught Wangcai the skills of "driving non-transportation vehicles".

It drives the white coffin through, the speed is bound to be slower than Fang Yuan,

But Wangcai also has the advantage of Wangcai - it can distinguish the areas where the charm is weak, and choose to walk through these areas. Although the speed is slow, the evil god will not be able to use the thin charm to descend for a while.
In this way, the effect achieved is better than Fang Yuan driving the white coffin as a hearse driver.

"Fang Yuan, you and Wangcai take turns driving the white coffin.

Be careful not to leave the area of ​​Hexiang instant noodle factory,
Do your best to deal with the creepy monster outside in this area! "Su Wu's eyes were solemn, and he reminded Fang Yuan again.

Fang Yuan saw his serious expression,

Know he's not joking,

He also nodded seriously.

Su Wu immediately glanced at everyone, and then said: "Next, I will be away for a while, and this time will not exceed 10 minutes.

If three 10 minutes later,
I couldn't come back,
Wangcai will drive the white coffin,
Take us out of this area shrouded in strange rhymes.

I will not let you sacrifice here in vain! "

"There is so much strangeness outside, no one can gain a foothold in the outside world without the protection of the white coffin.
You leave the white coffin at this time - where are you going? "Yun Nishang asked directly.

"I will pass through this white coffin,

If you go to other places, you won't meet Li Gui outside. "Su Wu replied.

The white coffin can only accommodate and imprison Li Gui, living creatures, and those who control Gui,

It cannot be connected to other areas, and Su Wu will be sent away.

However, Su Wu could not reveal the existence of the 'simulator' to them either,

Only use the white coffin as a cover.

He knew that the white coffin didn't have the ability to teleport, but his teammates didn't know, and they all believed in his answer.

"Take care of yourself!"

The crowd bid him farewell.

Su Wu smiled.

Stepping closer to the dark area of ​​the white coffin,
Simultaneously call the emulator: "emulator,

Entering the "Past Life of the Kitchen God's Disciple" with the real body, what is the ratio of the simulated time to the real time? "

previously,

When checking the past life simulations that he could perform, Su Wu found that the simulator proactively reminded him that the rough porcelain bowl could perform several simulations, which was something that had never happened before.

He therefore doubted,
After the simulator has absorbed a large amount of historical information,

There are many more changes.

An 'upgrade' may have been performed.

The moment I asked the simulator, I naturally wanted to verify my guess.

There is also the thought of "three poles with dates or no dates".

The simulator was silent for a moment, and an emotionless voice sounded: "Pay 1000 yuan for the simulator to collect information about the 'coarse porcelain bowl', so as to deduce the time ratio between the simulated world and the real world.

Do you want to pay? "

"Pay!"

"payment successful!"

"Your wallet balance is: 11076-1000=10076 yuan jade."

"During the deduction..."

"After deduction, it can be known that after you enter the simulated world with your real body, the ratio of the simulated world to the real time is: one day passes in the simulated world, and one minute passes in the real world."

1 minute a day,

In reality, in the past three and ten minutes,
Simulate the world for a month.

One month should be enough...

Su Wu settled down, and directly issued an instruction to the simulator: "The real body enters the past life of the Kitchen God's disciple!"

"Start the simulation of 'The Past Life of the Kitchen God's Disciple' and deduct 100 yuan of jade!"

"The real body enters the past life of the Kitchen God disciple, and 5000 yuan of jade will be deducted!"

"Your wallet balance is: 10076-5100=4976 yuan jade!"

"In this simulation, you can bring the following items into the simulation..."

Option 0: Fire-refined real gold torch the tricky staff (1 yuan jade).

Option 1: Cowhide thangka gown (1 yuan jade).

……

"Bring them all in!"

"Selected!"

"Your wallet balance is 4976-2=4974 yuan jade!"

"Loading into talent..."

"Loading the game..."

"'The Past Life of the Kitchen God's Disciple' has been loaded successfully!"

The darkness that overwhelmed everything suddenly dissipated.

The curved crescent casts a cold light on the door.

The youth with immature appearance and many patches on his clothes was curled up on a broken straw mat, covered with a mattress full of rotten holes.

His originally frowning brows loosened.

Then opened his eyes.

cool eyes,

No trace of drowsiness or drowsiness.

Su Wu used the identity of the young man on the straw mat to descend here.

He opened his eyes and saw the beams above his head that would shake off a handful of dust from time to time,

The bright yellow wood-colored rafters are alternately arranged on the roof, and there are strands of thatch protruding from the cracks in the soil, moving gently with the wind.

slightly sideways,

Eyes look the other way.

The ground is paved with blue bricks, which is still very brand new.

Stretching forward from his line of sight,
A few steps away was a stone brazier.

In front of the brazier is an empty altar.

Altar?

Brazier?

Su Wu crawled up from the ground, threw off the torn quilt on his body,

Look around carefully.

Finding myself in a large temple apparently newly built,

The statues of gods have not yet been invited into the temple, and there is no incense to worship.

throughout the temple,

Except for the torn quilt on the ground, everything is brand new.

He is still observing the furnishings in the temple,
Come near the brazier to see,

I didn't see any patterns carved inside and outside the brazier,
It was different from what he saw in Wuzhan Temple in reality.

At this time,

Suddenly there seemed to be the tingling sensation of ants crawling over the skin, coming from the legs,
Then,

There was a sharp itching pain in his leg.

Snapped!
Su Wu didn't even think about it, she put one hand on the itchy calf, and immediately opened the trouser leg to look - either because he made the move in time, or because he has rough skin and thick flesh now, he is no longer afraid of mosquito bites,

All in all, no marks were left on the skin.

And the place touched by his palm,

A flat black dot appeared in his line of sight.

—he casually touched a louse to death.

"This Kitchen God disciple's financial situation is not good,
The personal hygiene situation is also very worrying. "

Making a judgment in his heart, Su Wu couldn't take off his clothes to catch lice all over his body right now, so he left the temple gate wearing a ragged clothes.

There is a bamboo forest outside the temple gate.
The moon is bright and the wind is cold,
Bamboo leaves shook and fell, reflecting a few rays of moonlight from time to time, making them look vague and eerie.

There was a tinkling sound from outside the forest, and from time to time, a puff of smoke drifted through the bamboo forest along the wind, lingering around.

From the smoke drifting over, Su Wu smelled the aroma of fat and meat.

He paused at the gate of the temple,

Just follow a newly repaired road in front of the temple, pass through the bamboo forest, and walk outside.

under the moonlight,
The chunky old man was wearing a leather apron, around a firewood stove made of mud, turning over a spatula,

Slices of oily two-knife meat rose from the big oil pan,
From time to time a raging fire rose in the iron pot,
Licking those big pieces of meat,
Dye it so that the oily fragrance is overflowing, which makes the index finger move.

Bang!
The old man dropped the spatula and let the hot air in the pot carry the aroma and keep flying out.
Turning to uncover the cauldron on another wood stove,
The slightly burnt rice fragrance is engulfed by steam and sprayed out of the chai pot.

Holding a spatula, he scooped up a bowl of rice and put it aside.
Then he scooped up a large bowl of rice with rice crusts on top, and spread most of the two-knife meat from another pot on the rice.
Push your hand,
Pushing a good meal in a large coarse porcelain bowl to Su Wu: "Eat quickly,

When you are full, send those bowls of rice to the next village. "

Su Wu took the delicious bowl of food,
Haven't put down the chopsticks yet,
Following the old man's stubby carrot-like fingers, he saw three bowls of raw rice placed on the stove.

Three bowls of raw rice,

All served in thick porcelain bowls.

This scene seems familiar.

(End of this chapter)