China Entertainment Mythology 2004

Chapter 298 Endless Famous Scenes
On the big screen, Lao Jin played the video recorded by Wang Zongyao before his death. Wu Mengda himself had a sense of joy. In addition, the plot design was very clever and joyful, so most of the audience's faces were cheerful.

"When I knew that you were my sole heir, I almost burped your grandson! The big old man licked his face and kicked the women's football. Pooh!"

With a "pop", the old man's dentures flew out.

This is a famous scene, and the audience couldn't bear it anymore, and the theater burst into loud laughter again.

Entering the main line, if Wang Duoyu wants to inherit Wang Zongyao's 300 billion inheritance, he must spend [-] billion within a month.

As for the constraints:

First of all, he must legally spend all the money within the scope of Xihong City, and he must not have any assets left after one month.

Second, don’t give gifts, don’t do charity, every money must be spent on yourself.

Third, he can only employ no more than 100 people, and he must also accept equivalent services from them.

Fourth, it is not allowed to damage anything of value, it is not allowed to drive up prices, and it is not allowed to exceed the highest standard of market prices.

Finally, he is not allowed to tell anyone about this game.

In addition, Wang Zongyao also gave Wang Duoyu another choice. He can choose to accept the challenge, or he can choose the coward clause and leave with 1000 million.

Wang Duoyu's grandfather taught him since he was a child that he must do things with confidence, so this time he chose to accept the challenge because he had never heard what his grandfather said.

Lao Jin allocated a financial account to Wang Duoyu. It was Xia Zhu who misunderstood Wang Duoyu and called the police to make the two brothers detained.

Here we must praise the actor Zhang Yiming. His performance as Zhuang Qiang is very good.

For example, when Wang Duoyu came out after signing and met Zhuang Qiang, Zhuang Qiang asked Wang Duoyu anxiously if Lao Jin had signed him. The mentality of wishing for the good of his good brother and fearing that he would be left behind was expressed. quite in place.

Wang Duoyu said lightly, that's not true, he just inherited 10 billion.

Zhuang Qiang said, I am so happy, I thought you found a next home.

At this time, everyone in the audience knew that Zhuang Qiang was slow to react, and at the same time, everyone was looking forward to Zhuang Qiang's performance after he reacted in a while.

This is a very common comedy routine. If the actors don't perform well, the audience will play and feel unreliable. As a result, Zhuang Qiang's performance is at the textbook level.

It wasn't until the whole group got on the elevator that Zhuang Qiang suddenly realized: "What did you just say?"

As the elevator closed, Zhuang Qiang's voice just came out: "10 billion?"

Zhang Yiming's performance left an extremely deep impression on the audience, and many audience members were discussing in whispers:

"Hey, what's the name of this fat man? His acting skills are very good!"

"I haven't seen it before, but the acting is really amazing!"

"It looks good. Before I came here, I came here for Shen Teng. I didn't expect that the supporting role is also a treasure."

Including when getting off the elevator, Zhuang Qiang said to Wang Duoyu: "Duoyu, hold your breath, don't let others look down upon you."

That kind of understatement, indifference, and unscrupulous attitude was just right by Zhang Yiming.

As a result, they walked into the vault and looked at the hundred-yuan bills piled up like a mountain. Both Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang fell back - they couldn't even stand still!

How indifferent, careless, dismissive, and understated it was before, how funny it will be now. Unsurprisingly, there was another burst of laughter in the theater.

The performances of Shen Teng and Zhang Yiming are so natural that the audience completely ignores the fact that Zhuang Qiang shouldn't have this reaction.

Wang Duoyu was so excited that he couldn't stand up to make sense. A poor boy suddenly had 10 billion. Anyone would be excited. Ordinary people may have a cerebral hemorrhage if they win a million dollars.

But you, Zhuang Qiang, can't stand still, why?The money is not yours!
In reality, a good brother suddenly won 1000 million, can you stand still?But because the two played well, no one cared about these details.

After getting 10 billion, Wang Duoyu immediately took Zhuang Qiang to find the Daxiang team that had fired the two.

Faced with doubts, Wang Duoyu said: "I planned to get along with you as ordinary people, but I didn't expect to get alienated in exchange, stop pretending, I am a billionaire, I have a showdown!"

In the movie, the members of the Daxiang team laughed; outside the movie, the audience in the theater laughed.

"Eh?"

Shao Huan leaned closer to his wife's ear and whispered, "Don't you think this line is very familiar?"

"It seems to be a little bit, how can I hear it?"

"I remembered! When the total sales volume of Li Mu's novels exceeded 2 million copies, "You Who Came from the Star" happened to be very popular. At that time, the Internet was saying that Li Mu was either an alien or a time traveler. When the reporter asked, Li Mu seemed That's all."

"Yes, yes, I also remembered it. I remember what Li Mu said at the time: "I wanted to get along with everyone as an ordinary person, but what I got in exchange was suspicion. Stop pretending. I am a time traveler. I have a showdown." !'"

"Interesting, but unfortunately Wang Duoyu is a real billionaire, but Li Mu is a fake time traveler."

……

In the movie, both the coach and the team members of the Daxiang team felt that Wang Duoyu was stimulated and went crazy, but when Wang Duoyu gave an order, a red ticket for a forklift instantly stunned everyone in the Daxiang team.

The famous scenes of the next film are one after another.

In the eyes of the female traffic announcer, Wang Duoyu's convoy was lined up in individual characters, and in a single character.

He booked the most expensive hotel in the city, and after some reverse bargaining, he successfully negotiated the all-inclusive price of tens of thousands a day to 10 million a month!
The rebellious hotel manager immediately put on an extremely flattering face: "Come on, gentlemen, please come inside!"

There are also Wei Jiang's three mouths and one pig.

The laughter was so dense that the audience couldn't even close their mouths.

Of course, to talk about the funniest scene, there are a few of Zhuang Qiang played by Zhang Yiming.

During the meal, the security captain ran on him and said, "You have such a good relationship with the boss, why didn't he reward you with a lucrative job?"

Zhuang Qiang: "Our brother's relationship is not mixed with any interests!"

Security captain: "You said that, you still don't have a skill, you are the dog's leg next to the big boss!"

Then Wang Duoyu walked onto the stage and patted the microphone: "Tomorrow, we will open a new investment company to invest in dreams that have not yet been realized in the world. The CEO of this investment company will be my good friend, Zhuang Qiang." Take charge!"

"In fact, he has always been an underestimated, extremely smart investment genius!"

Zhuang Qiang, who had just been run over by the security captain, had his mouth full of food residues, and he didn't even know that the meat on his hands had fallen off.

At this time, many audience members in the theater began to whisper:
"Wang Duoyu is such a clever trick. Let Zhuang Qiang be the CEO. Isn't that throwing money into the sea?"

"Hahaha, looking at Zhuang Qiang's expression, I can't help but die from laughter. This actor is not bad, and his performance is vivid!"

"Blind guessing, the more you want to lose, the more you will earn. Zhuang Qiang will make a great contribution this time."

"Haha, what the security captain just said was too heart-wrenching. Fortunately, Wang Duoyu didn't forget his good buddy."

Then Zhuang Qiang came to the stage, took Wang Duoyu's crab legs that symbolized wealth, walked to the front of the microphone, and burst into tears:
"Wang Duoyu is my buddy. You always say that I am a dog beside him. Today, I will let you people who look down on me and think that I am a waste, take a good look..."

It's normal to speak so far, even very touching, what should I say next?I'm not Wang Duoyu's dog, are we buddies?
That's what most viewers think, but it turns out:
"What's wrong with being a dog!"

This turn, the characters in the movie were dumbfounded, and the audience in the theater were also dumbfounded, but this is not over, and finally Zhuang Qiang said:
"I want to say to you now... woof... woof... woof..."

This scene was earth-shattering, beyond everyone's expectations, the audience in the entire theater was dumbfounded, and it took a few seconds for many people to react.

"Hahaha……"

"Awesome!"

"This TM is a plot that carbon-based creatures can come up with?"

"Which wise man thought up this plot? Li Mu? Hahaha, I'm so ridiculous!"

"Famous scene, definitely a famous scene!"

"This is comedy!"

What follows is still a lot of laughs.

The hairstyle with a net worth of 10 billion, some viewers recognized it at a glance: "I'm stupid, I miss you!"

Xia Zhu reminded him that everything was rented, and Wang Duoyu laughed and made a slip of the tongue: "I have to be different from the nouveau riche, focus on my career, and spend my money on the handle of the knife—the back of the knife!"

I didn't get it right twice, but the artistic conception was just right, which can be called a stroke of genius.

Xia Zhu: "At most half a year, you will turn back into a pauper."

Wang Duoyu: "Half a year? Isn't that the end of the calf?!"

Then grab a handful of ginseng and stuff it into your mouth.

Xia Zhu's boyfriend Liu Jiannan came to the door. He recently gave two speeches with the theme: Don't be a slave to money.

As a result, the tickets did not sell well. In his own words: the topic is too high-end, and people's hearts are too impetuous now.

In order to spend 10 billion as soon as possible, Wang Duoyu took out a banknote to reserve the venue. Xia Zhu reminded Wang Duoyu that with such bad money, he would become a pauper in half a year. As a result, Wang Duoyu clapped his hands, turned around and raised the banknote again Come out and wrap up another round.

Xia Zhu thought that turning back into a pauper in half a year would scare Wang Duoyu, but how could she know that Wang Duoyu would be frightened, but she was afraid that it would take half a year to become a pauper?
The jokes and cool spots created by this kind of information gap are everywhere, and the audience is already laughing so hard that their cheeks ache.

Then Liu Jiannan, who never drank, had a drink with Wang Duoyu when he met each other.

When buying stocks, we only buy traditional sunset industries that are taking green light; investing in dreams, whether it is a land swimmer or iceberg transportation to the North Pole, the more nonsensical projects Wang Duoyu wants to invest in.

Then Xu Dongdong, who has a very amazing figure, appeared on the stage, and Shen Teng saw the shot of spraying water on his breasts, which made the audience laugh again.

He invited the crooked fund manager to eat instant noodles. He heard that the most expensive meal was Buffett’s lunch, so he had an idea. He even wanted to buy Buffett’s lunch for a month. Can you believe it?

But Wang Duoyu is such a desperate waste of money, spending day and night, but what is the result?

Overnight, the nonsense land swimmer became popular and made a lot of money; the iceberg project dug up a litter of little polar bears and made a lot of money; the most outrageous thing is that since he had lunch with Buffett, even the sunset property he had bought on purpose before The stock is also rising steadily, and the income is at least [-] million!

What the audience brings in is Wang Duoyu's standpoint, so Wang Duoyu unexpectedly made a lot of money. The audience is actually very happy, but after being happy and laughing, they will inevitably fall into thinking again.

Ordinary people are reluctant to eat and wear clothes, and as a result they are still struggling.

But look at the rich people, the more they spend money, the more money they spend.

Hard work can make you rich?
Saving can make a fortune?
Who still believes?
You say this is the plot of the movie, can't it be true?

Some time ago, Buffett invited Li Mu to dinner, but what happened to the valuation of Li Mu's company soaring immediately?Isn't this a ready-made example?

Besides, everyone has checked the information, and this episode is based on the real incident of Zhao Danyang!
Money is such a fucking good thing, it can even reproduce itself, can you believe it?
Hey!
When can I turn salted fish over!

This is the thought of many viewers watching the movie.

"The Richest Man in Xihong City" can make the audience burst into laughter while making the audience fall into deep thought, can you believe it?

The good brother Zhuang Qiang sees that Wang Duoyu has made a lot of money but is still frowning all day long, thinking that he thinks he doesn't make enough money, so he recommends his good buddy to share the pressure with Wang Duoyu.

Wang Duoyu originally resisted until...

"Multiple fish, I have to congratulate you. You can harvest our crouching dragon and phoenix chicks at the same time. When the two of us make money for you, let's celebrate with fireworks!"

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then smacked Zhuang Qianggang's words, and the result was:
"Crouching dragon and phoenix chick? Hahaha..."

"Sin! Crouching dragon and phoenix chick, is that a word that can be used here?"

"It's over. They are two words that represent the pillars of the country. I think they will be ruined by these two great cleverness!"

"You're so funny! My cheeks look like I just blew up hundreds of balloons, can you believe it! It's too funny!"

After the young couple laughed, they were also guessing about the plot behind them.

"Hey, I guess this cleverness must also make money for Wang Duoyu."

"Well, I just don't know how to make money, so I can't make money by buying stocks, right?"

"It's an interesting movie."

"Hey, didn't you say you'd go home after watching it for half an hour?"

"Have I said that?"

……

In the movie, Wang Duoyu was inspired by Zhuang Qiang’s words of celebrating with fireworks. He spent the city’s fireworks in his wallet, which happened to be the heroine Xia Zhu’s birthday that day. What’s even more coincidental is that Liu Jiannan just let her down completely. up.

Xia Zhu just came to see Wang Duoyu, and Wang Duoyu said that he didn't talk about work today, and he wanted to invite Xia Zhu to watch the fireworks.

Xia Zhu's birthday, the city's fireworks, Xia Zhu was naturally moved, she naturally thought that Wang Duoyu wanted to pick her up, she advised Wang Duoyu not to waste money, but in the end it reminded Wang Duoyu—— Money chasing women is a bottomless pit, and it is not against the rules.

So overnight, advertisements for Wang Duoyu's love for Xiazhu were everywhere in the city.

The streets, bus license plates, hot air balloons, radio stations, TV programs, anyway, all places where money can be spent are covered by Wang Duoyu.

He even invited Wang Lihong to the hotel to sing for the two of them!

At this time, Wang Lihong's house has not yet collapsed, so when he showed up, a group of fans in the theater gave a "wow".

On "Today's Reasoning", the host Zhang Shaogang criticized Wang Duoyu's widely publicized courtship method that seriously occupied social resources, and at the same time read out the sponsor's request at the end: "This program is exclusively sponsored by Wang Duoyu's love for Xiazhu broadcast."

It can be said to be full of irony.

Xia Zhu met the man who touched porcelain at the beginning again, and finally realized that she had misunderstood Wang Duoyu earlier. She decided to give Wang Duoyu a chance. To be precise, under Wang Duoyu's money offensive, Xia Zhu had already begun to fall up.

Liu Jiannan, played by Chang Yuan, said that Mr. Lai and Mr. Jin, who planned to frame Wang Duoyu, had misunderstood the person, and his education did not allow him to do such a thing. At the same time, he re-spoken after seeing the large sum of money: " It's so accurate!"

Then he buried his head in Xu Dongdong's chest.

Famous scenes like this can be found everywhere in movies, and this makes the laughter in the theater basically uninterrupted from beginning to end.

This time chasing Xia Zhu, Wang Duoyu spent a lot of money. Seeing that everything was going smoothly, it turned out that Zhuang Qiang was smart and came to trouble again.

The two settled a piece of unfinished buildings, but the government planned a key school, and the unfinished buildings became school district housing.

The two changed hands and sold it, helping Wang Duoyu earn one billion yuan!
Unsurprisingly, there was laughter again in the theater.

However, Shao Huan and his wife were not very satisfied with this plot.

"Earning 10 billion yuan by building a house? I feel that the plot design is not very good. Now the house has fallen into what kind of situation."

"There is a problem. The house is not like the past few years. The house price has skyrocketed in the past few years. At that time, everyone who listened to the advice of "Big Wrist" posted it. But now the house price has peaked, and it is expected to plummet in the future. The common people have no money. Where else can it go? Now that the country is researching to rescue the market, it would be more appropriate if this movie was released a few years earlier."

"Hey, you said that people who bought houses after watching "The Biggest Watch" made money, so after watching "The Richest Man in Xihong City" today, will some people also buy houses?"

"No way, buying a house in this market? Isn't this throwing money into the river?"

"Who can say for sure, but Li Mu's investment is so strong, what if the house price skyrockets in two years?"

"Do you still take the movie seriously?"

"Back in the day I took "Big Wrist" seriously!"

"How about we take out the 30 as a down payment and buy another set?"

Back to the movies.

Wang Duoyu, who was deeply hit by making money, finally came up with a coup-fat insurance!

He insures his body fat, and during the insurance period, he will pay one yuan for every gram of fat lost on his body.

At this time, Wang Duoyu expressed the feelings of most audiences after watching this movie:
"Even though I spend money desperately every day, squandering day and night, racking my brains to figure out how to lose money, but what about my money? They seem to have the ability to reproduce, the more I spend, the more I spend... The more... the more flowers, the more..."

Funny?
Very funny!

The audience also thought this was very funny, but apart from being funny, the audience also felt an inexplicable sense of powerlessness, because everyone knew that what Wang Duoyu said was true.

For the poor, every penny has to be broken into two halves to spend, and as a result, poor and lowly couples suffer from everything.

Rich people spend their lives desperately, and as a result, they can get back the money for nothing. The more they spend, the more they spend.

……

Fat insurance, notaries Jia Ru and He Bi, officially opened after notarization.

"Calorie", which was popular all over the country before, is finally here, and everyone is waiting for Liu Yifei's "burn my calories!"

It should be said that everyone just thought this song was a bit interesting before, but now the song is combined with the plot of the movie, it is a stroke of magic.

The young man who hides dumbbells and pork chops in his chest in order to gain weight, he actually drank a large bottle of water in front of the staff like "People on Journey".

The whole city is exercising, and there are not even cars on the road.

Even beautiful traffic announcers are trying to lose weight.

Undoubtedly, this part made the audience laugh crazy again.

In the match against Hengtai team, Daxiang team entered the arena by helicopter, and the coach Ma Daxiang got off the plane and was very handsome, but he didn't take two steps and vomited.

This contrast is simply not too funny!

Xia Zhu was "kidnapped", and Wang Duoyu's reaction made people see Shen Teng's acting skills.

First he asked to terminate the test, and then forced Lao Jin to save others. After learning that he would not get a penny if he terminated the test, Wang Duoyu hung up on the grounds that his mobile phone was out of battery.

The protagonist didn't decide to give up everything to save people from the beginning, but it made people feel real and credible.

That is an inheritance of 300 billion yuan, what woman can't get it?

On the other side, Lao Jin and Xia Zhu said that Wang Duoyu valued friendship.

As a result, on Wang Duoyu's side, he was leading his friends and singing: "Forget You Grass, just forget it."

Lao Jin also said that Wang Duoyu would not let Xia Zhu go.

As a result, Wang Duoyu was singing: "There is a kind of love called letting go, and giving up for love lasts forever."

Lao Jin said that if a person gives up his humanity for money, he will live in guilt all his life.

As a result, Wang Duoyu sang: "Let us who are weak know how to be cruel, and face every coldness in life fiercely."

But after all, Wang Duoyu took the money to rescue Xia Zhu.

Very cowardly, crying and wiping away tears.

I was very scared and didn't dare to open my eyes, for fear that I would be silenced after seeing the robbers.

Cowardly and scared, but he still came after all, and shouted in front of the robbers, "I'm here for you!"

When all the truth was revealed, Lao Jin said: "Strictly speaking, you should call me mistress!"

It made the whole theater laugh again.

At the end of the movie, Wang Duoyu and his wife wanted to donate all the money, which made a large part of the audience unhappy. After all, everyone will bring in Wang Duoyu's perspective.

But in the end, when the couple listed their children's future expenses, they actually listed thousands or even tens of thousands of items for most of the day, which made the audience feel a lot more balanced.

……

When the lights go up, the movie is officially over.

The audience stood up one after another and walked out, but it was strange that few people discussed the plot just now.

Watching "The Richest Man in Xihong City" was very joyful, everyone's cheeks hurt from laughing just now, but it is Wang Duoyu who inherited the 300 billion inheritance, not the movie audience!
After watching the movie, most viewers still have to go back to their poor lives after all.

"It's nice to have money!"

"Money is really important!"

"If only I had as much money as in the movie!"

This will make almost most of the audience think about similar questions.

Of course, there are also some, like the young couple, who were inspired by the plot of the crouching dragon and phoenix nesting unfinished houses, and also want to take advantage of the current market downturn to buy some houses and build them up.

The best is the school district room!

"I'll go see the apartment tomorrow! Let's just trust Hua Shang and Li Mu once, what if this is another "Big Whisper"!"

(End of this chapter)