China Entertainment Mythology 2004

Chapter 297 Unbelievable, laughing one after another

New Year's Day.

Yangcheng.

a residence.

The young couple Shao Huan and Zhao Xiangyi were preparing the ingredients for today's lunch while chatting about the movies that will be released during the Spring Festival this year.

Shao Huan was in a very good mood. He had just finished talking on the phone with his college classmates. The classmates complained to him on the phone that they wanted to watch "The Richest Man in Xihong City". As a result, all the tickets in the good seats were sold out in the past two days, so he had to choose the front row A very poor location.

As soon as Shao Huan heard it, he began to gloat. He and his wife Zhao Xiangyi had already discussed going to the theater to watch a movie on the first day of the Chinese New Year this year, so they booked tickets on Maoyan Movie very early, and it took it for granted that it was the best seat.

"I have already said that "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is Huashang's key movie, and it will definitely be a big hit. I think there will be a good place to watch it on the New Year's Eve. I must buy tickets early. What do you think? My buddy from college Now maybe how envious we are, the best location is at 16:25 pm, the time is just right, fortunately I started early."

"Do you think "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is good-looking? Why do I feel that the plot seems a little fake?"

Shao Huan patted his chest and assured: "Don't worry, it will definitely look good. Li Mu personally set the outline, Huashang gold medal director Shen Junsheng personally directed it, and Shen Teng starred in it. This lineup is definitely unmistakable."

Previously, the husband and wife only said that they would go to the cinema this year to celebrate the first day of the new year. As for which movie to watch, the woman said it was casual, she didn't care. Shao Huan is a true Huashang fan, so he bought " Tickets for The Richest Man in Xihong City.

"But I think the profile of "Previous Raiders" should be pretty good. The newlyweds got married and set up an ex-boyfriend table and an ex-girlfriend table. As a result, the ex-boyfriend table and the ex-girlfriend table got better. How interesting do you think?"

"Isn't this plot too silly?"

"Stupid? Anyway, I think it's quite interesting, and the cast is also good, Han Geng, Zheng Kai, Wang Likun, Shen Teng in "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is too greasy, and the heroine Jin Chen has never heard of it. "Wang Likun is much more famous than Jin Chen, probably not far behind."

"Is Shen Teng not greasy?"

"How about we refund the tickets for "The Richest Man in Xihong City" and buy "Predecessor Raiders" instead."

"Ah? My buddies couldn't even grab it, so it was refunded?"

"I spend one billion a month, and I can spend 100 billion. I don't think it's interesting. Husband, let's quit, okay? I'm going to watch "Predecessor Raiders" today."

Shao Huan had 1 reluctances in his heart, but their young couple was newly married, so could he refuse such a small request from his wife?
Gritting his teeth, he took out his phone and opened Maoyan, and then looked back. After three days, the tickets were almost sold out. On the contrary, when he watched "Predecessor Raiders", there was still a good place for the tickets this afternoon.

"We set up an ex-boyfriend's table and a girlfriend's table in front of the wedding? Is this couple out of their minds? No, it's the director's mind, or it's not right, the screenwriter's mind is out!"

I clicked on the refund window with my mobile phone, but I still couldn't make up my mind. Finally, I switched to the "Predecessor Raiders" page, looked at the schedule, and then ordered two tickets for 14:00. The end time is 15:52. I was reluctant to refund. The opening time of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is 16:25, just after watching "Predecessor Raiders", you can continue to watch "The Richest Man in Xihong City" after a break.

Xin said that as soon as he begged his wife at that time, the wife agreed, after all, he was on the scene, and it was too late to refund the ticket if he didn't see it.

After buying the tickets, Shao Huan was in a good mood, and kept boasting in his heart that he was a genius.

At this time, the phone of his wife Zhao Xiangyi rang.

"Who is it?" Shao Huan asked.

"Bestie!" Zhao Xiangyi connected the phone after finishing speaking.

While Shao Huan continued to prepare meals, he listened to his wife Zhao Xiangyi and his best friend chatting nonchalantly, as if they were talking about a movie. After more than 20 minutes, the phone was hung up, and Zhao Xiangyi walked to Shao Huan with a bright face.

"My best friend said "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is the best comedy in recent years. She just watched it, and the heroine Jin Chen is very impressive. She also said that this girl will definitely be popular in the future. By the way, you can get a movie ticket Haven't returned yet?"

"Retired, what's the matter? Didn't you say you want to watch "Predecessor Raiders"?"

"Tsk, your hands are really fast. Okay, I'll buy two more. I rarely see my best friend praise a movie like that."

Speaking of which, Zhao Xiangyi also opened Maoyan Movies to browse, and after a while exaggeratedly yelled: "There are no good seats for the tickets for the day after tomorrow in nearby theaters? Isn't this too exaggerated? Come on, buy the day after tomorrow."

"Wait." Seeing that his wife was about to place an order, Shao Huan finally had to show his cards, "I said "Xihong City" is good-looking, but you won't believe it, and then you will believe it when your best friend praises it! Just wait for the movie in the afternoon."

"You didn't retreat?"

"I knew you would regret it!"

……

It was afternoon in a blink of an eye.

The husband and wife watched "Predecessor Raiders" first, and it turned out that the movie hadn't opened for half an hour, and the young couple's buttocks felt like nails were born.

When he came out of the theater, his wife Zhao Xiangyi couldn't help saying: "Four screenwriters can't write a story that can happen to a normal person."

Shao Huan nodded with lingering fear: "My predecessors are all collections of top-notch internet jokes. I am so embarrassed that I tap my toes on the ground."

His wife, Zhao Xiangyi, was already exhausted: "Husband, why don't we go home, I'm tired and don't want to watch it."

"Ah?" Shao Huan glanced at the time, and "Xihong City" will start in less than half an hour, and the tickets cannot be refunded. "

"If you don't waste it, just waste it. After watching "Predecessor", I feel uncomfortable everywhere, and I don't have the energy to sit in the theater for another two hours."

"You're going to start watching the movie right away. Let's go in and watch it for half an hour, okay? You've come here, and you've bought the tickets. At least you can see what your first impression of the movie is like? Besides, what if your girlfriend Talk to you about "Xihong City" again, you can't even answer the conversation if you haven't watched it, I think it's like this, just watch it for another half an hour, and when the time comes, we will go out and go home, what do you think?"

"Hmm... that's fine!"

Seeing that after the discussion, Shao Huan hurriedly went to buy popcorn and drinks, and waited for more than ten minutes after returning. At this time, the staff finally notified that he could enter the venue.

The young couple followed the crowd into the screening hall, and along the way, Zhao Xiangyi kept complaining about the "Predecessor Raiders" he had just watched.

Finding their own seats and sitting down, the young couple chatted and listened to the chatter of the audience around them. The expressions of the audience around the two of them were mostly excited, and some words of praise for Huashang or Li Mu floated in from time to time.

"Excited, Hua Shang finally made another comedy film, starring Shen Teng, it must be good."

"Actually, I don't think Hua Shang's comedies are so classic, but it's still the same sentence, everything is afraid of comparison. Obviously there are not many excellent comedy movies, but once they are put in the big environment of process comedy movies, oh my god, dimensionality reduction Strike!"

"What did Lao Guo say in that sentence: 'It's not how good we are, it all depends on the support of our peers!'"

"The attendance rate seems to be very good. I feel that "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is definitely going to explode this time!"

"Is it really that difficult to make a movie? Li Mu is still a computer science graduate, but a bunch of serious directors can't keep up with one-tenth of Li Mu's level!"

The young couple were listening to the chatter of the audience nearby, when the most familiar music suddenly sounded in their ears, the couple instinctively looked forward, and saw a dragon-shaped logo made of film flashing on the big screen Under the logo are the five characters of "Public Screening License".

The dragon mark appeared, and the movie officially started.

The opening is the self-promotion of the protagonist Wang Duoyu. At this moment, Wang Duoyu is 37 years old, slovenly, and has a bloated figure. The mouth of the fish is full of advantages.

At the age of 37, he became a goalkeeper in his mouth. The older he is, the more he is demonic.

As a result, Lao Jin on the opposite side knew Wang Duoyu very well. He said that he had been in the C-level team all the year round, and was suspended for biting in a game. He even kicked women's football while licking his face.

The funniest thing is the flashback scene when Lao Jin exposed Wang Duoyu's old background. The scene where Shen Teng was dressed as a woman, wiped his red lips and pinched the throat of a male duck to pretend to be a woman, made the audience miserable.

"Hahahaha... This is Shen Teng? Hahaha..."

In addition, Wang Duoyu also made Japanese food - he was covered with all kinds of RB delicacies for the aunt diners in a circle to enjoy.

I used to be a mannequin—the sound of snoring rang out. After I was woken up, I only focused on explaining to the art teachers and students, but I forgot that I was naked at the time, and the action of hurriedly covering the key parts made the sketch students laugh out loud. .

He developed his body to the extreme within the limits of the law.

After Wang Duoyu demonstrated his basic skills as a goalkeeper, Lao Jin finally revealed the real purpose of this conversation-he wanted to use 20 to buy Wang Duoyu to concede three goals in the game.

Wang Duoyu stepped forward and patted the money on the table, then turned and left gracefully.

Mr. Jin was surprised, and Wang Duoyu stopped: "The goalkeeper is guarding the bottom line on the field. As long as I am here, your team will not even think about scoring a goal!"

Wang Duoyu categorically rejected Lao Jin, not only Lao Jin was surprised, but also the audience in the theater was also surprised.

Because normally, the protagonist should struggle and struggle.

It can be said that through this beginning, the image of Wang Duoyu has been successfully established in the hearts of the audience.

Wang Duoyu has a bottom line. Through this, the audience has initially established a sense of substitution for this character.

But next.

Lao Jin bought Wang Duoyu and lost three goals, but Wang Duoyu tried his best, and finally lost five goals.

Immediately, the audience couldn't help laughing in the theater.

On the court, Wang Duoyu, who was hit hard, fell backwards, but just happened to be hugged by the opposing team's players in time, and then he was thrown into the air collectively by the opposing players' cheers. Even Lao Jin in the stands shouted Wang Duoyu gave a thumbs up—at this time, the audience laughed happily again in the theater.

The good brother Zhuang Qiang was afraid that Wang Duoyu would not think about it, so he rushed to Wang Duoyu desperately, and finally broke open the door in time at the last moment. As a result, Wang Duoyu was not hanging himself at all, but changing the light bulb. On the ground, the light came on at this time, hitting the face of Wang Duoyu who was standing on the chair, there was an inexplicable divine light.

"Is my door locked?"

There was an instant burst of loud laughter in the theater.

As for the young couple, the husband, Shao Huan, secretly looked at his wife who had just said that she was tired and was going home, and saw that she was already laughing and falling back and forth.

"How about it? I said it must be very good to watch. You insisted that I refund the ticket and buy "Predecessor Raiders". What happened? It will make you happy."

Daughter-in-law Zhao Xiangyi immediately suppressed her smile when she heard the words, and said stiffly, "It's not funny!"

……

The film continued, Zhuang Qiang muttered that he couldn't get through the phone just now, and was afraid that something might happen to Wang Duoyu, so he slammed into the door this time and then complained: "What kind of light bulb do you think you changed during the day? Besides, can you open the curtains?" ? You have to shine in the sunshine!"

Whoa!

The curtain was pulled open by Zhuang Qiang, and it turned out that the opposite was the aunt who was brushing her teeth, shaking hands, the distance was so close, the aunt was obviously confused by the sudden opening of the curtain, and stared at Zhuang Qiang.

This scene is incredible, it can be called the funniest scene in the film so far, just hearing a bang, the whole theater erupted into a burst of neat laughter in an instant.

"Hahaha……"

Some viewers even laughed out loud while patting their thighs.

Everyone around him was laughing, and Shao Huan was laughing too, his mouth was grinning almost to his ears.Then he suddenly thought of his daughter-in-law beside him, so he turned his head suddenly, and now when his wife saw her husband turn his head suddenly, she had already stopped her smile a step ahead, but it was very uncomfortable.

"Isn't it funny? Why don't you laugh?" Shao Huan felt unbelievable that the daughter-in-law didn't even laugh?
"It's not bad, it's average!" Zhao Xiangyi, who is competitive, will soon be unable to hold back.

Shao Huan shifted his gaze forward with suspicion, and then suddenly turned his head again after a few seconds.

This time Zhao Xiangyi was still one step ahead of him, just smiled and then held back.

Shao Huan sighed that his daughter-in-law was too funny, and then continued to turn his attention to the movie.

And this time the daughter-in-law Zhao Xiangyi next to him didn't make any sound, but her slightly shaking body showed how hard it was for her to hold back her laughter.

At this point the movie continues.

In the car, his good buddy Zhuang Qiang comforted Wang Duoyu, saying that he thought that the ones who played match-fixing were people who didn't understand football at all in society, and that everyone in the team knew that Wang Duoyu was just not capable.

This line - many viewers were amused again.

Zhuang Qiang also said that with his face, the coach could not fire Wang Duoyu. As a result, the coach said: "We get together and part ways, and the coach is not a grudge."

"Hehehehe..."

The audience couldn't help laughing again.

The coach was really hurt, he found a dog to replace Wang Duoyu to guard the goal.

"Hahaha……"

Not surprisingly, there will be laughter again.

Immediately afterwards, Zhuang Qiang threatened the coach again: "Wang Duoyu must stay today, if he leaves, I will quit!"

In the end, when the audience was still feeling that this buddy could get along, the coach smiled: "It's a deal, double salary!"

Zhuang Qiang was dumbfounded. It turned out that he had overestimated his position in the coach's mind, but seeing Zhuang Qiang's frost-beaten eggplant, the audience in the theater couldn't help laughing again.

Shao Huanhe Sui Daliu laughed, and after laughing for a while, he thought of his virtuous wife who was always competitive and unyielding, so he turned his head, and was stunned.

"I said, why are you still wearing the mask?"

Now his daughter-in-law, although her eyes are full of smiles, can't see her mouth, you just can't be sure if she is smiling.

"You're awesome! No, watching movies is just to have fun. You said you want to laugh or not, do you have the energy to hold back? Don't be tired!"

"Hold it? Who's holding it? I don't! It's not that funny!"

Shao Huan held his wife's hand and continued to look down.

The jokes below are still very dense. Wang Duoyu just said that he was going to be lucky, but with a bang, a bunch of things fell on the car.

funny!

Then, within two seconds, Wang Duoyu turned on the wipers, only to find that lump of bird droppings happened to be in a blind spot where the wipers couldn't reach.

When one joke is over, there is a whole new one.

Wang Duoyu just said that he was going to meet a nobleman, but he was immediately dismissed.

Wang Duoyu said that there was a driving recorder in the car, but Pengci swaggered over and took a look: "You're just bragging!"

Then the man actually went back to lie down again.

Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang educated the Porcelain man, and then the heroine Jin Chen came on stage on a small electric donkey. Facing the Porcelain man's inversion of black and white, the good brother Zhuang Qiang deeply described the darker essence.

Pengci pretended to be pitiful and said, "They probably didn't do it on purpose."

In the end, Zhuang Qiang: "Don't listen to him turning black and white, we did it on purpose!"

Then Wang Duoyu and Zhuang Qiang were successfully sent to the detention center. In the end, it was Lao Jin who came forward to bail them out.

So far, the main plot of the film has officially begun to advance.

Mr. Jin told Wang Duoyu that in fact, buying him to play match-fixing earlier was actually a test of his character, because he actually had a second master named Wang Zongyao, an insurance tycoon from Baodao, worth 300 billion, and Wang Zongyao came on A month had just passed away, and Wang Duoyu was the only legal heir of his second grandfather, Wang Zongyao!

(End of this chapter)