Chapter 403 Where is it hiding?
  "Okay, now all the lovely SpongeBob SquarePants are invited to collect their sponges."

  "Wang Zhengyu, do you think you are very naughty?"

  "It's almost time for breakfast. I, Su Bai, look down on old men acting cute the most in my life. It's disgusting!"

  "."

  Everyone looked a little sad after receiving the sponge, because the sponge was not the size of a palm as imagined, but about 30cm long and 20cm wide. It was difficult to prevent water from entering the sponge.

  At this moment, Su Bai felt for the first time that Wang Lepong's special hobby was not without its merits.

  To be fair, if he was wearing a pair of leather pants at the moment, as long as he stuffed the sponge into his pants, it would be almost impossible for water to invade.

  Even if he has the Sea King skill, he cannot control water. If he could, an island country might have sunk by now.
  At this time, several others had already started to stuff the sponge. Peng Peng, Lu Han and the others basically stuffed the sponge into their arms. When they were about to play, they used their bodies to protect the sponge as much as possible.

  In addition to sponges, the program team also thoughtfully prepared a lot of ropes for them to facilitate their fixation. It's a pity that it's not transparent tape, otherwise the sponge could be wrapped around it.

  "Um. I'm going to stuff it in the locker room over there."

  Su Bai said to Wang Zhengyu.

  "What, don't you love showing off your abs? Are you feeling shy now?"

  "I have always protected my pure and pure body very well. I am a very traditional man!"

  "Xiao Bai, please, please have some face, please have some!"

  Su Bai ignored the taunts of those bitches and walked directly to the locker room. PD also followed suit. This was Wang Zhengyu's request to prevent Su Bai, the old man, from cheating.

  Su Bai didn't care. When he entered the locker room, he saw Su Bai tearing the sponge apart and tearing it into several small strips.

  PD:?
  Su Bai: "Anyway, this sponge is enough. Wang Zhengyu didn't say it couldn't be taken apart, right?"

  PD nodded, he is just a photographer anyway, it has nothing to do with him~
  Then he saw Su Bai tying two sponges under each armpit, and then asked the PD to close the lens cover and put it in his pants for a while. The PD was hesitant to speak countless times.

  Mom!
  Do celebrities play a game so hard?
  It blew my mind!

  The last two remaining sponges were directly kneaded into small balls by Su Bai, held tightly in his hands, and then walked out with PD in a strange posture.

  Chen Chichi saw Su Bai walking over awkwardly and said doubtfully:
  "Where's Xiaobai Qian's sponge? You won't cheat, right?"

  "My PD can vouch for me, I didn't cheat, the sponge was on me!"

  PD looked complicated and opened his mouth, but in the end he said nothing and just nodded heavily.

  The PDs on the program team were very ethical and would not collude with Su Bai, so the others didn't ask any more questions and got on the gaming equipment together.

  The starting point of "Monkey King Treading" is under the waterfall. After passing the winding iron fence that maintains queue order at the door, you can see a small platform that looks like a big stone. Then you can sit on the platform through the small platform. Wavey boat.

  There are many rows on the ship, and Su Bai and the others are free to choose which row they want to sit in, but everyone chose the first row because in addition to the protective rails in front of the first row, there is some obstruction by the bow of the ship, which may not be possible compared to the back. Can protect it better.

  Su Bai and the other five people went up and fastened their seat belts. After pressing down the guardrail, everyone began to assume some strange postures.

  Like Peng Peng Xiao Lu Chao, he stands on tiptoes and curls up to protect the sponge on his abdomen.

  Chen Chichi pressed his back tightly against the back of the seat. He tied the sponge to his back and relied on his body, which was much wider than the others, to protect the sponge.

  Su Bai's behavior was also very strange. He looked a little weird when he walked. After sitting down, his butt twisted several times before he adjusted his posture. Then his arms were not placed on the guardrail like others. Instead, he clung tightly to his inner arms and clenched his fists.

  The posture of the whole person is a bit like the posture of some small movies with slightly heavier plots.

  "Xiaobai, what kind of posture are you doing? It's so vulgar!"

  "Don't worry about it!"

  "You don't want to be burdened by your idol anymore?"

  "Don't worry about it!"

  "Are you suffering from hemorrhoids?"

  "Don't. Get out!"

  Su Bai's whole body was very tight now. As we all know, when people try to tighten their muscles, especially when doing some movements like levating the anus, it is difficult to speak and they are easily discouraged.

  The Monkey King boat, which was riding the wind and waves, started slowly. The speed was not very fast. The scenery on both sides was still very good. There were also some handsome statues in the water. Then the boat slowly went uphill and gradually reached the top of the waterfall.

  The height from the top of the waterfall to the bottom is nearly 35 meters. It didn’t feel like it was going uphill just slowly, but it was still a bit exciting when it reached the top.

  After gliding for two steps on the top platform, the boat suddenly accelerated. As everyone screamed, the boat fell from the top of the waterfall!
  "Pfft!"

  The boat hit the pool below heavily, causing a huge splash of water, and then rolled violently into the boat!

  wet!

  Very wet!

  Su Bai, Zhang Chao, Lu Han, Chen Chichi and Peng Peng were all drenched from head to toe by the spray.    There is a lot of water!
  Five staff members were waiting at the edge of the pool, and as soon as they came back, they were asked to recycle the sponges.

  Chao Ge, Xiao Lu, and Peng Peng were all tied in similar positions, all tied to their stomachs. Although they all worked hard to protect the sponge, when the boat rushed down, only Xiao Lu barely remembered to protect it. When I ordered the sponge, Brother Chao and Peng Peng just screamed. The sponge was completely soaked.

  Although the three of them did not forget to squeeze it when handing it to the staff, the sponge was really full of water.

  The final squeezed out result is Zhang Chao: 2.3L.

  Lu Han: 1.9L
  Peng Peng: 2.6L
  Chen Chichi's strategy is actually a little better than theirs, because the sponge is flattened when pressed against the back. In addition, this guy is pressed tightly against the back of the chair the whole time. Chen Chichi's sponge is only squeezed out by 1.1 L of water.

  "Hahahahahahahaha, do you know the fat man's wisdom now? Old Zhangtou!"

  "Don't be complacent, I'm only one point behind you, and I will surpass you at the next level!"

  "Xiao Bai, where's your sponge? Hurry up and let me see what you did mysteriously!"

  Su Bai didn't do any ink, so he first took out two almost dry sponges from his armpits. He felt that his muscles were about to cramp, and they were stretched tightly. And at this position under the armpits, the sponges were real. It didn't absorb much water.

  I just don’t know if it absorbs sweat or not.
  "Fuck, you can still do this! You are cheating!"

  "What cheating! Lao Wang didn't say you couldn't tear it apart!"

  Everyone looked at Wang Zhengyu. Wang Zhengyu frowned and coughed: "Theoretically, it is possible, but we have to put it together to make sure that your sponge is complete and there is nothing missing."

  Su Bai had no objection to this, and he had no intention of cheating like that.

  At this time, Silly Roe Deer had already walked to Su Bai's two sponges, and the staff only squeezed out 0.2L of water.

  The silly roe deer picked up the two sponges and fought them for a while before shouting: "Cheating! You are missing half of the sponges!"

  Others also walked over to take a look.

  "Xiao Bai, the witnesses and material evidence are all there! What else can you say to make excuses!"

  "Don't be impatient! Ahem, director, um, move the camera away and I'll take out the other half of the sponge."

  [Why don’t you show it to us! 】

  [If there is anything that my VIP cannot see, please tell me! 】

  [Wang Zhengyu, I advise you not to cut the scene randomly! 】

  【Ah ah ah ah don’t cut! 】

  [I’ll send you the blade as soon as you cut it! 】

  Although the audience in the live broadcast room objected wildly, Wang Zhengyu really didn't dare to unscrupulously cut off the camera. Who knows what tricks like Su Bai can do. It's a live broadcast now, so don't block the show.

  The main camera and PD all cut their shots to Zhang Chao's faces.

  I only saw Zhang Chao's expression. At first, he was happily watching the show, then his eyes widened, his pupils trembled, then there was a burst of disgust, and then he laughed wildly!

  “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  "Hahahahaha I give up, Xiaobai, you win, you really win!"

  Chen Chichi almost burst out laughing. He and Brother Chao had experienced ups and downs and were relatively calm.

  But Silly Roe Deer and Peng Peng, two people with extremely low sense of humor, were already rolling on the ground.
  The smart photographer immediately cut the camera to the face of the guy squeezing the sponge.

  My expression is really complicated. How should I put it?
  Probably three parts suppressing laughter, three parts disgust, three parts shock and one part bewilderment.
  They all held other people's sponges directly in their hands, but at the moment, he was holding the two sponges in the little brother's hand with only his thumb and index finger, as if there were thorns on the sponges and he didn't dare to touch them. touch.

  Su Bai's expression was now slightly embarrassed, and he pretended to be calm and said: "I have taken a bath, it is very clean, really."

  It's okay if I don't say this, but when I say it, the other people all hold their bellies and roll on the floor with laughter regardless of their image.

  Because today's Dream City is mainly for the trial experience of the Wuha crew, only a small number of lucky tourists were invited to try it out, and they were all arranged in the back area. The Water Curtain Cave was relatively empty.

  But at this moment, the laughter of Silly Roe Deer and the others resounded throughout the small valley, and there was even a little echo.

  The fans in the live broadcast room were so curious!
  Where did Su Bai hide the sponge? ! ! !
  Wang Zhengyu looked at the two sponges that were barely wet in the hands of the staff, with an uncontrollable smile on his face: "Ahem, um. Xiaobai wins this round, everyone has no objection, right? Those two sponges It’s not crowded, it’s definitely not as big as Chi Chi’s 1.1L.”

  "No objection hahahahahaha"

  "Xiaobai must win this round!"

  "with no doubt!"

  "Convince yourself!"

  Wang Zhengyu's voice immediately reached the live broadcast room: "Ahem, where are the two sponges hidden by Xiaobai? Please look forward to the refined version. We will use animation to describe it to you later."

  (End of this chapter)

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