Chapter 402 Ponytail! Isn't it obvious?

  A few minutes later, the five masters and apprentices from the Wuha version of Journey to the West made their grand appearance!
  The leader is Master Zhang Sanzang. Brother Chao has played many Wukongs in previous film and television works. This is the first time for Tang Seng, but several other brothers said that this role is really suitable for him!
  After all, how can an old man who is a bit demented and still talks very densely not be Tang Seng?

  "Disciples, follow closely and go to war with your master!"

  Zhang Chao himself is also very satisfied with this role. He is a highly respected character. He originally wanted to choose Tang Seng.

  Next up was Peng Wukong, who was beaming with joy.

  "Hahahahahahahaha, I told you, don't grab it, don't grab it, hahahahahahaha, I, Peng Wukong, will be the most handsome boy in Dream City today!"

  "Well, you do fit the bill. The original Sun Wukong is [-] meters tall and ugly."

  The sour irony came from Zhu Bai behind him. He had a pillow wrapped in a transparent plastic bag on his belly, a hairband with two big ears on his head, and a super mini that could be used to pick out his ears in his hand. Nine-tooth rake.

  "No Lao Wang, is our program team already so poor?! Isn't your prop a bit too sloppy?!"

  Su Bai licked his "pig ears" with a look of displeasure and muttered to Wang Zhengyu.

  Wang Zhengyu: "The program team does have limited funds. Please understand. And Lu Baima didn't say anything. How can you get so many opinions!"

  Su Bai turned his head and glanced at Silly Roe Deer, who had not changed at all from before changing clothes.

  "Is the White Dragon Horse so hopeless? Doesn't it have any equipment?"

  Wang Zhengyu: "Who says there isn't one? Xiao Lu, let's show them!"

  Lu Han then turned around and twitched his butt, only to see a strand of hair pinned to his pants. It seemed that the quality of the hair was not very good, as if it was cut from the head of some non-mainstream girl who often dyes her hair. Some of it was Dry and yellow.

  "What is this?"

  "Ponytail! Isn't it obvious?"

  Su Bai looked at the withered yellow patch behind Lu Han's butt and fell into silence.

  What a ponytail!
  As an investor, Su Bai certainly knows that Wuha currently has sufficient funds!
  Not to mention the copyright fees of video websites, the sponsorship from advertisers alone is several times the cost! This is just the first batch of advertisers, and more will continue to come.

  But look at the equipment of several of our own people.
  Brother Chao's cassock must be the most luxurious. It can be seen that it was modified from a lady's red dress, but the nine-ring tin staff turned into a slightly crooked branch is a bit too much.

  It's really a branch. It looks like it was randomly broken off a small tree in the park. It's strangely fresh.

  Peng Wukong's equipment was a bit unsightly. It looked like he had ripped off some technician's leopard-print tights, cut off two knives and tied them around his body.

  Su Bai was even a little worried that there would be a strong smell of inferior perfume on it.

  Not to mention my own, compared to Peng Peng’s leopard print, my hairband is considered exquisite. The pillow tied to my stomach looks like the pillow on the bed that I took off after taking off the technician’s tights. It is white. The most ordinary ones, even a little dirty, not like new ones.

  As long as it is not a live broadcast, Su Bai has to ask the staff who prepared the props where they prepared the props last night and whether they were moistened?
  The moment Su Bai saw Chen Chichi, he couldn't help laughing.

  Sha Chichi’s equipment, the Demon-Subduing True Treasure Staff, is also eye-catching. It is a rolling pin with two small pieces of paper stuck on it. The big beads with the logo on the chest have shrunk quite a lot. They are just a few small DIY beads from a stall in elementary school. String of broken plastic beads.

  The funniest thing is that the rope is relatively thin, and the beads that should be hanging on the chest are tied very tightly around Chen Chichi's thick neck, which looks very lustful.

  Case solved!
  Su Bai felt that the equipment of the five of them could connect a complete story chain!
  Last night, the prop master went to find a teacher who was stationed in hotels or residential buildings to teach and give fluids. He took off his leopard print tights, took away the red skirt in the closet, and then took advantage of him and cut off a bunch of them. Her hair even took off other people’s hairbands.

  In the end, he stole someone's pillow and an ear pick placed on the bedside while they were taking a shower, and also went to the kitchen and took away a rolling pin.

  That's right!

  It must be so!

  Su Renjie, the black-faced judge, Holmes, Edogawa Shiro, deeply praised his ability to solve the case!

  In the world of high-level martial arts, this kind of observation is almost a "subtle" level of technology.

  The others had no idea that in just a short while, Su Bai had figured out the complete crime process of the prop master. They just felt that their clothes were a bit out of place with this beautiful dream city.

  "Okay, everyone has put on the gorgeous costumes we have carefully prepared, and now we are going to enter the Journey to the West copy!"

  "Wang Zhengyu, are you blind?"

  "Where is the beauty?!"

  "Where was Jingxin prepared? Call Jingxin out and I'll have a chat with him!"

  "Xiao Bai, I really suggest you find an auditor to check this old man's accounts. He must be corrupt!"

  Wang Zhengyu led the way with a smile, completely ignoring the complaints from the people behind him.

  This prop was indeed carefully prepared by him, and now it seems to be working extremely well! Fans in the live broadcast room are already paralyzed with laughter. As a variety show that mainly focuses on comedy, isn't this successful enough?

  Oh, Su Bai and the others, those with short hair and short knowledge, know how to use a hammer!
  It feels so lonely when everyone is drunk and I wake up alone!

  It's so cold at the top!

  Hey~
  Following Wang Zhengyu's footsteps, everyone walked straight into Kunpeng's mouth, and then walked out from the end of emmmm.

  Su Bai suddenly felt offended by the front door of his house. As soon as I walked in, I finally knew what was hidden in this passage that could not be seen from the outside!

  What comes into view are two completely irregular doors. The two doors are completely on top of the passage. The left half is in the style of an ancient Chinese palace door. There is also an animal-faced ring on it, which is majestic and domineering.

  The one on the right looks like a Western magic gate, with a six-pointed star array engraved on it, and many magic symbols flashing, mysterious and fantastic.

  In addition, the door on the left says "Eastern Mythical World" and the right says "Western Magical World".

  The gorgeous lights in the entire passage make the passage magnificent and magnificent!
  "Wow, this design is so cool!"

  "Really! I can't wait!"

  "Xiaobai, how much does your dream city cost?"

  "I don't know either. I just heard my brother talk about this project. I didn't ask for details."

  "Tears of envy flowed from my mouth."

  Everyone walked into the small door under the "Oriental Mythical World". When they walked inside, they saw two rows of holographic projection walls with various animations on them. Each one looked very dazzling!
  If I weren't recording a show, I could play this channel for half an hour.

  After exiting the passage, what I saw was a huge statue. A very strong man chopped it down with an axe. The ax struck the ground, and there were several roads. It felt like it was struck by the axe.

  Obviously this muscular man should be Pangu. I have to say that the designers of this dream city (one of my handsomest ones) are quite talented!
  Everyone walked in along the road with "Journey to the West" written on the far left. There were a dazzling array of statues on both sides of the road.

  After walking, we arrived at Shuiliandong, which is the first entertainment project on this road, similar to the "Rapid Rapids" entertainment facilities.

  It's just that the scene here is more oriental, and the waterfall that the device slides down is also very beautiful.

  A group of people arrived at the entrance of the game facility called "Monkey King Treading Waves", and Wang Zhengyu began to announce the rules of the game with a smile.

  The rules of this round of the game are to give each person a sponge with super absorbent capacity. Five people will sit on the "Monkey King Treading the Waves" together without being given a raincoat. After sitting down, each person's sponge will be taken into a measuring cup and squeezed. Water, the one with the least amount of water will get five points, the next one will get four points and so on.

  The staff will guard the drop point and hand over the sponge as soon as it falls to prevent anyone from cheating by squeezing water on the way back.

  Su Bai looked at the rushing waterfall and immediately smiled!
  At this moment, Zhu Bajie’s advantage comes out!

  In the summer, everyone wears shorts and short sleeves. There is nothing waterproof on them, but he does!
  He has a plastic bag!

  Even if you can't untie it, you can still press the sponge under the plastic bag, which will always have more advantages than others!

  But before Su Bai could be happy, Wang Zhengyu said, "Well, Su Bai, hand over your belly!"

  Su Bai: "?"

  "Why are you handing this thing over to my belly? Is this a horror fairy tale?!"

  Wang Zhengyu pointed to the plastic bag tied around Su Bai's waist and the pillow inside, "Hand this over."

  "Why! This is part of my Zhu Bajie body!"

  "You haven't become Zhu Bajie yet, you are still Marshal Tianpeng, so hand over your belly first."

  "I don't! You are discriminating! I want to live and die with my belly!"

  Su Bai hugged his "belly" tightly, with an expression as if someone was going to bite me.

  Because Su Bai was proud of everyone's strength, no one on the staff dared to go up and get it, and the situation fell into a deadlock for a while.

  Zhang Chao and the others were almost laughing to death. Su Bai just disliked this plastic bag and kept making complaints. Now they are living together or dying together.

  Wang Zhengyu saw that Su Bai was not willing to hand it over, so he was not in a hurry and said directly to the staff: "It's okay. If he doesn't give it, forget it. Then just add half a cup of water to Su Bai's measuring cup. That's fair."

  "Take less?! You mean to add more to take less?!"

  "Half glass?!"

  Su Bai silently untied the belly that he had just protected and threw it to Wang Zhengyu.

  "Whoever wants this broken belly wants it, but I don't want it anyway."

  【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Su Bai looks like a scumbag for changing his face so quickly! 】

  【Jump horizontally repeatedly! 】

  [I feel like there is no room for manipulation at this level! When that thing falls down, your whole body is basically wet.]

  【I always feel that these people have some tricks up their sleeves.】

  [The key is that their hairstyles were completely ruined in the first level. I’m looking forward to how they look when they come down]

  【hahahahahahahahaha】

  (End of this chapter)

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