Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father
Chapter 42 Little friend, your wife will not be able to conceive in this lifetime
Chapter 42 Little friend, your wife will not be able to conceive in this lifetime
It was the first time that Lu Heng encountered such a strange request since the broadcast started.
He smiled inwardly, and then asked: "Little friend, I just want to figure it out, why does your wife always have miscarriages, right?"
"Yes!"
"Wushuang Big Cucumber" nodded lightly, and then said: "I believe in your ability, Daoist Master."
"So you just need to help me figure out why my wife had a miscarriage."
"Please wait a moment, little friend, and Rong Pindao will make a careful calculation."
Hearing this, Lu Heng felt a little bit in trouble.
How should this nima be counted?
Check out the past?Or look into the future?
After thinking for a while, he called out his destiny system.
"System, check this person's future!"
[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
With a flash in front of his eyes, everything about the future of "Wushuang Cucumber" is being staged scene by scene.
After reading it, Lu Heng couldn't help but gasped.
This is really two bulls fighting - really (earning) bulls × ah!
This was the first time he encountered such an abstract situation.
Even before that, he had encountered many outrageous things.
But compared with the "Unparalleled Great Cucumber" in front of him, that's a bit insignificant.
This outrageous level even made him not know how to speak for a while.
Seeing that he hesitated, the water friends knew that there was another good show tonight.
Everyone unanimously developed all kinds of whimsical ideas, outrageous and wonderful.
"Looking at Taoist Priest's hesitant appearance, I'm afraid there is a lot of problems in it!"
"Is it Brother Cucumber's fault, or his wife's fault?"
"For habitual abortion, the woman has more problems."
"If it's just an ordinary question, I'm afraid the Taoist priest has already asked it? The reason why the Taoist priest hasn't spoken yet proves that the matter is serious!"
"I suggest that my brother should take his sister-in-law to the hospital for a comprehensive examination!"
"My watermelon has been cut, just wait for the Taoist priest to reveal the final answer!"
Seeing the bullet screens floating across the screen, Lu Heng was speechless.
This group of sand sculpture water friends really... guessed right!
"Cough cough..."
Lu Heng glanced at the "Wushuang Cucumber" and coughed lightly.
The other party was waiting nervously, but when he heard the cough, he immediately straightened his back.
"Daozhang, have you figured it out?"
"Peerless Cucumber" licked his dry lips and asked expectantly.
"Ok!"
Lu Heng nodded, and said slowly: "Little friend..."
He decided to tell the truth.
After all, short-term pain is worse than long-term pain!
"Little friend, you need to accept a fact..."
"The pregnancy and miscarriage she mentioned are all deliberately deceiving you."
"Although she can share the same bed with you, she can't get pregnant at all."
"Because she's actually a... transsexual!"
As soon as these words came out, the entire live broadcast room fell silent.
The friends in the water were even more stunned and looked confused.
"Fuck! Become... transgender?"
"He is one by one..."
"Newcomer, I just watched the live broadcast. I beg H...Hao kindhearted person to give me a thunderous and vigorous science popularization. What kind of memes are these..."
"The duplication check rate is 100%, just wait to be kicked!"
"Fuck, isn't this too outrageous?"
"Brother, didn't you inquire carefully before getting married?"
"Oh my god, my 370 six-month-old baby is scared to death!"
"I'm convinced! The Taoist priest is indeed a mudslide in the live broadcast room. The fateful people who come to tell the fortune are all rare creatures that are rare in a hundred years!"
"This is really a knife to pull the ass, it opened my eyes!"
"It made my eyes light up, it's more fun than watching a movie!"
"It's not a big deal. There was an old man in our village who was cheated before. He spent a bride price, had a wedding, and then married a man..."
As the party involved, the "Wushuang Cucumber" had no blood on his face and his eyes were blank.
After a while, he came back to his senses.
"Daoist, you...you..."
"How could my daughter-in-law be a transgender person?"
It seemed that it was difficult for him to accept this fact.
"Ugh!"
Lu Heng sighed softly and said, "If you don't want to believe it, you can go to your wife anyway."
"If Xiaoyou chooses to show her cards, Pindao believes that she will tell you everything!"
In the future he saw, it was the wife of "Wushuang Cucumber" who took the initiative to confess everything at the end.
"me……"
After hesitating for a moment, "Peerless Cucumber" finally nodded.
He got up slowly, took his mobile phone, and went to the bedroom upstairs.
My wife was lying on the bed, watching her favorite TV series, occasionally bursting into laughter.
"what happened to you?"
Seeing him standing motionless outside the door, his wife asked suspiciously.
"I...you..."
"Wushuang Cucumber" gritted his teeth, and asked straight to the point: "Have you been lying to me?"
"You have never been pregnant at all, let alone a miscarriage!"
When the wife heard this, the smile on her face froze instantly.
The face that was still slightly flushed just now turned pale in an instant.
She opened her mouth again and again, but found that she couldn't speak a word.
Seeing his wife's reaction like this, "Wushuang Cucumber" has completely understood.
Sure enough, everything the Taoist priest said was true!
"Ugh!"
He sighed heavily, turned and left the bedroom silently.
At the end of the corridor, he looked at Lu Heng on the screen and said desolately, "Master Daoist, thank you for your information tonight."
"Daozhang, I'll go down first..."
After speaking, he sent a cloud piercing arrow, and then hung up Lianmai.
In the live broadcast room, the water friends couldn't help feeling a little bit embarrassed when they saw this.
"I feel that Brother Cucumber's wife actually likes him very much."
"Yes, otherwise, how could she make up a lie about the miscarriage? All she did was to stay by her lover's side!"
"Even though it's how you say it, it's not good to lie to people, right?"
"No, I saw brother Cucumber's reaction, it seems a bit abnormal!"
"Normally speaking, being cheated by someone should make you angry, right? Just like Xiao Hou before."
"When the old man in my village found out that he had been cheated, he beat the liar into a pig's head on the spot without saying a word."
"It scares me to death. I thought that meat and vegetables are not taboo, and I want the overlord to fight hard!"
"In his seemingly sluggish reaction, there seems to be a hint of secret joy mixed in. I'm afraid such an answer will make him even more happy!"
"The best hunters often appear in the form of prey!"
"Damn it, it's terrible! Mom, I'm going home!"
"This world is too scary!"
Seeing the wild guesses of the water friends, Lu Heng shook his head slightly.
He also didn't know why the "Peerless Cucumber" reacted like this.
Maybe it's just pure anger!
[System prompt: The host has successfully changed the way of heaven and is absorbing fate, please check the host later...]
(End of this chapter)
It was the first time that Lu Heng encountered such a strange request since the broadcast started.
He smiled inwardly, and then asked: "Little friend, I just want to figure it out, why does your wife always have miscarriages, right?"
"Yes!"
"Wushuang Big Cucumber" nodded lightly, and then said: "I believe in your ability, Daoist Master."
"So you just need to help me figure out why my wife had a miscarriage."
"Please wait a moment, little friend, and Rong Pindao will make a careful calculation."
Hearing this, Lu Heng felt a little bit in trouble.
How should this nima be counted?
Check out the past?Or look into the future?
After thinking for a while, he called out his destiny system.
"System, check this person's future!"
[System prompt: To inquire about future information, the host will need to consume three days of lifespan. Do you want to continue? 】
"Yes!"
With a flash in front of his eyes, everything about the future of "Wushuang Cucumber" is being staged scene by scene.
After reading it, Lu Heng couldn't help but gasped.
This is really two bulls fighting - really (earning) bulls × ah!
This was the first time he encountered such an abstract situation.
Even before that, he had encountered many outrageous things.
But compared with the "Unparalleled Great Cucumber" in front of him, that's a bit insignificant.
This outrageous level even made him not know how to speak for a while.
Seeing that he hesitated, the water friends knew that there was another good show tonight.
Everyone unanimously developed all kinds of whimsical ideas, outrageous and wonderful.
"Looking at Taoist Priest's hesitant appearance, I'm afraid there is a lot of problems in it!"
"Is it Brother Cucumber's fault, or his wife's fault?"
"For habitual abortion, the woman has more problems."
"If it's just an ordinary question, I'm afraid the Taoist priest has already asked it? The reason why the Taoist priest hasn't spoken yet proves that the matter is serious!"
"I suggest that my brother should take his sister-in-law to the hospital for a comprehensive examination!"
"My watermelon has been cut, just wait for the Taoist priest to reveal the final answer!"
Seeing the bullet screens floating across the screen, Lu Heng was speechless.
This group of sand sculpture water friends really... guessed right!
"Cough cough..."
Lu Heng glanced at the "Wushuang Cucumber" and coughed lightly.
The other party was waiting nervously, but when he heard the cough, he immediately straightened his back.
"Daozhang, have you figured it out?"
"Peerless Cucumber" licked his dry lips and asked expectantly.
"Ok!"
Lu Heng nodded, and said slowly: "Little friend..."
He decided to tell the truth.
After all, short-term pain is worse than long-term pain!
"Little friend, you need to accept a fact..."
"The pregnancy and miscarriage she mentioned are all deliberately deceiving you."
"Although she can share the same bed with you, she can't get pregnant at all."
"Because she's actually a... transsexual!"
As soon as these words came out, the entire live broadcast room fell silent.
The friends in the water were even more stunned and looked confused.
"Fuck! Become... transgender?"
"He is one by one..."
"Newcomer, I just watched the live broadcast. I beg H...Hao kindhearted person to give me a thunderous and vigorous science popularization. What kind of memes are these..."
"The duplication check rate is 100%, just wait to be kicked!"
"Fuck, isn't this too outrageous?"
"Brother, didn't you inquire carefully before getting married?"
"Oh my god, my 370 six-month-old baby is scared to death!"
"I'm convinced! The Taoist priest is indeed a mudslide in the live broadcast room. The fateful people who come to tell the fortune are all rare creatures that are rare in a hundred years!"
"This is really a knife to pull the ass, it opened my eyes!"
"It made my eyes light up, it's more fun than watching a movie!"
"It's not a big deal. There was an old man in our village who was cheated before. He spent a bride price, had a wedding, and then married a man..."
As the party involved, the "Wushuang Cucumber" had no blood on his face and his eyes were blank.
After a while, he came back to his senses.
"Daoist, you...you..."
"How could my daughter-in-law be a transgender person?"
It seemed that it was difficult for him to accept this fact.
"Ugh!"
Lu Heng sighed softly and said, "If you don't want to believe it, you can go to your wife anyway."
"If Xiaoyou chooses to show her cards, Pindao believes that she will tell you everything!"
In the future he saw, it was the wife of "Wushuang Cucumber" who took the initiative to confess everything at the end.
"me……"
After hesitating for a moment, "Peerless Cucumber" finally nodded.
He got up slowly, took his mobile phone, and went to the bedroom upstairs.
My wife was lying on the bed, watching her favorite TV series, occasionally bursting into laughter.
"what happened to you?"
Seeing him standing motionless outside the door, his wife asked suspiciously.
"I...you..."
"Wushuang Cucumber" gritted his teeth, and asked straight to the point: "Have you been lying to me?"
"You have never been pregnant at all, let alone a miscarriage!"
When the wife heard this, the smile on her face froze instantly.
The face that was still slightly flushed just now turned pale in an instant.
She opened her mouth again and again, but found that she couldn't speak a word.
Seeing his wife's reaction like this, "Wushuang Cucumber" has completely understood.
Sure enough, everything the Taoist priest said was true!
"Ugh!"
He sighed heavily, turned and left the bedroom silently.
At the end of the corridor, he looked at Lu Heng on the screen and said desolately, "Master Daoist, thank you for your information tonight."
"Daozhang, I'll go down first..."
After speaking, he sent a cloud piercing arrow, and then hung up Lianmai.
In the live broadcast room, the water friends couldn't help feeling a little bit embarrassed when they saw this.
"I feel that Brother Cucumber's wife actually likes him very much."
"Yes, otherwise, how could she make up a lie about the miscarriage? All she did was to stay by her lover's side!"
"Even though it's how you say it, it's not good to lie to people, right?"
"No, I saw brother Cucumber's reaction, it seems a bit abnormal!"
"Normally speaking, being cheated by someone should make you angry, right? Just like Xiao Hou before."
"When the old man in my village found out that he had been cheated, he beat the liar into a pig's head on the spot without saying a word."
"It scares me to death. I thought that meat and vegetables are not taboo, and I want the overlord to fight hard!"
"In his seemingly sluggish reaction, there seems to be a hint of secret joy mixed in. I'm afraid such an answer will make him even more happy!"
"The best hunters often appear in the form of prey!"
"Damn it, it's terrible! Mom, I'm going home!"
"This world is too scary!"
Seeing the wild guesses of the water friends, Lu Heng shook his head slightly.
He also didn't know why the "Peerless Cucumber" reacted like this.
Maybe it's just pure anger!
[System prompt: The host has successfully changed the way of heaven and is absorbing fate, please check the host later...]
(End of this chapter)
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