Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 52 Why didn’t Magneto mine for capital and participate in the election...isn’t it better than him fighting?

"My father!"

Master Ren looked at the pile of rotten meat, dipped his finger in saliva, rubbed it on the corner of his eyes, and cried out.

"Stop shouting, what bad thoughts can your father have?"

"It's just to kill you and drink some of your blood. After all, the blood of blood relatives is a tonic for zombies!"

"He just wants to kill you, then kill your whole family, and drag your whole family to reunite."

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Master Ren stood up with a whoosh.

That's right, my father doesn't care much, he just wants the whole family to be reunited.

However, whoever wants to go to the reunion, whoever goes on a horse to go to the reunion, I will not go!

"This Taoist priest, until now, I still don't know who you are?"

Master Ren said, "Excuse me, my father, if he looks like this, won't he jump up and bite me again?"

Uncle Jiu has black lines all over his head.

It's all turned into a puddle of meat, can it still bite you?
How worried you are, how much you want to burn your father!
"Don't worry, your father must have burped!"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, after all, all the system rewards have been obtained.

He is now in the fourth heaven of the Shangqing Realm!
This world is still messed up, even if it can't become the peak of the Qing Dynasty, it should be almost the same.

This time it is Tai Chi Xuan Qing Dao, what about next time?

System, please hurry up and give me something like...

Heaven-swallowing magic skill, good luck jade plate, god-killing gun or something like that?
system:"……"

roll!
Let you mess around, didn't let you mess around like this!
"Let's go!"

Zhou Du turned around and walked out.

Uncle Jiu also hurriedly followed.

Master Ren looked at the pile of rotten meat, and then shouted frantically, "You two, what's wrong with my father?"

Zhou Du and Uncle Jiu didn't speak, and left Ren's house.

Master Ren stared at the rotten meat and fell into deep thought. After a while...

"Come on, burn my father!"

"It must be burned to ashes!"

"Don't leave anything behind!"

Master Ren rushed out of the room with a cry and shouted.

Well, Mrs. Ren still did not escape the fate of being burned by a fire.

Zhou Du and Uncle Jiu were strolling, ready to go back to Yizhuang, but after walking only two miles, they just arrived at the small forest...

The two stopped.

Uncle Jiu looked at the front in astonishment, "Why is it foggy?"

"It's impossible to have fog in this season!"

Uncle Jiu muttered and scratched his head.

But Zhou Du heard the voice of the system.

"Ding, kill Shi Shaojian and reward the host Magneto for his peak ability!"

The system said, "It's the X-Men's ability to move continental plates and destroy the world!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Directly from primary to peak?

Have you directly skipped the process of Magneto pulling out a [-]-ton submarine?
"Ding, didn't you mention the cherry blossoms? Last time you dug a hole, it was too slow!"

The system said casually.

Zhou Du's eyes lit up, "System, awesome!"

Therefore, this Shi Shaojian must be killed!
Shi Shaojian...

Isn't this Senior Brother Jiushu, Shi Jian's son?
Is he in this place?
Since the system prompts, it must be there. Since it is there, Magneto's peak ability must not be missed.

After all, Magneto is an idiot!

Although you want to make a way for the mutants, are you stupid?

Don't you know what your ability is?
You go to mine!
All the gold in the world has to be dug out by you, and all the people on the Forbes list will not be richer than you.

Then you engage in capital and politics, and you bribe ordinary people.

In this way, who would look down on mutants?
Uncle Jiu stared ahead, the moonlight was obscured by dark clouds, making it blurry.

"What a strong resentment!"

Uncle Jiu exhaled, "This isn't fog, it's resentment!"

"Let me do it!"

Zhou Du said calmly, after all, it is his mission goal.

"Master Zhang, no need, just a few brats!"

"Besides, you must have been a little tired from chopping old master Ren into meat!"

Uncle Jiu gave a smug smile.

Zhou Du: "..."

Uncle Jiu took out two willow leaves from the cloth bag, murmured something, and stuck them on his eyebrows.

He stared at the fog ahead and suddenly shivered.

Seems a bit tricky.

But the words have been spoken, how can I back down?
on!
Uncle Jiu took out a stack of talismans and entered the mist. Zhou Du shrugged and chased after him.

This picture is vaguely familiar.

Some ghosts rushed towards the two of them. Uncle Jiu snorted coldly, pinched the talisman paper, shot out golden lights, and blasted those ghosts away.

The golden light shone, the talisman paper exploded, weaving a golden net, like sweeping away a thousand troops, Uncle Jiu opened the gossip bag, and caught all the flying ghosts.

"Hmph, this is controlled by someone!"

Uncle Jiu seemed to have discovered something, and shouted coldly, "Where is the evil, dare to harm people here?"

After breaking up the ghost shadows, Uncle Jiu became more angry and yelled, "Come out, I'll kill you!"

"Forehead……"

"Ghost marriage?"

Uncle Jiu looked at the front with a dazed expression.

"Fuck, brother, is that you?"

Suddenly, from where Uncle Jiu and Zhou Du were facing each other, a Taoist wearing glasses rushed over, "Brother, help me!"

"However, senior brother, are your eyesight bad?"

"This is not a ghost marriage, this horse riding is a ghost funeral!"

The Taoist rushed over screaming, then froze, "Is it really a ghost marriage?"

"Four eyes?"

Uncle Jiu looked at the Taoist in bewilderment, "Why are you here?"

Zhou Du also looked at him amusedly, this guy is the four-eyed Taoist priest, the younger brother of Uncle Jiu.

Although there are not many appearances, it also gives people a very deep impression.

"I lost my client!"

The Taoist priest with four eyes grabbed Uncle Jiu and yelled, "All my clients are gone."

"Who is your client?" Uncle Jiu was confused.

"I drive corpses, and my clients are corpses!" said the four-eyed Taoist priest speechlessly.

Uncle Jiu gasped.

You lost all the bodies?
How many zombies must that be!

"Brother, stop smoking, look, a ghost is getting married, look again, a ghost is going to a funeral!"

The four-eyed Taoist shouted.

Uncle Jiu glanced at the front, then at the back, lost in thought.

This... it seems that I can't figure it out!
In the thick fog ahead, there were lamps guiding the way, and gongs and drums were shaking the sky.

A big red sedan chair was carried by eight ghosts, and the sedan chair was empty!

Uncle Jiu took a deep breath, "Concentrate and hold your breath, this is a ghost marriage, if we become the groom, we may be belching farts."

Uncle Jiu sprinkled a circle of talisman papers in front of him, and said in a low voice.

"What about the one in the back?"

The four-eyed Taoist pointed to the back.

Ninth Uncle: "..."

Behind, dressed in linen and filial piety, a pitch-black coffin, and paper money flying around.

As soon as the suona came out, they were all younger brothers.

Uncle Jiu wept silently. As for such a big battle?
This horse riding is a forbidden technique in Maoshan, red and white double evil!

Zhou Du also found out at this time, he remembered a movie.

"System, what about Zombie Supreme?"

"Why is Mr. New Zombie coming out?"

Zhou Du asked speechlessly.

"Ding, integrate the world, just play casually." The system said casually.

Zhou Du: "..."

Mr. New Zombie is also the world of Uncle Jiu.

One of Zhou Du's deepest impressions is...

Uncle Jiu and Wu Junru were lying on the same bed.

Jun Ru looked proud, while Jiu Shu looked depressed.

Uncle Ninth whispered, I am ashamed to face anyone, how are you going to deal with me?
If you speak proudly, I will take responsibility.

This is exactly the same as the scene where Master Xing's Wei Xiaobao is forced to bow by Princess Jianning!

Uncle Nine's boy body is gone!
(End of this chapter)