Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 51 Please, I'll Chop Your Father Into Meat!
Uncle Jiu watched quietly as Old Master Ren left Yizhuang.

He paused, then followed.

any home.

Zhou Du sat on the roof, yawning boredly.

Suddenly his eyes lit up, here he comes!

The old man Ren has the gold left by him, so he sensed it.

He saw Old Master Ren quietly avoiding the night watchmen and entering Ren's house.

Zhou Du: "Sure enough, he has become a spirit. A zombie that has just turned into a zombie knows how to avoid people."

A figure flashed behind him, Uncle Jiu performed lightness kung fu, and his clothes fluttered like a god.

With a whoosh, he rushed into Ren's house.

Zhou Du: "..."

Uncle Nine's painting style is a bit strange.

Zhou Du fell straight down and grabbed Uncle Jiu's shoulder.

Uncle Jiu was startled, and was relieved when he saw that it was Zhou Du.

"Master Zhang, that zombie really came over!"

"Moreover, that zombie has just formed, and it has a mind."

"Even if it was raised from a water hole by a dragonfly, it's not right!"

Uncle Jiu said, "If Emperor Shihuang had grown a zombie in the Fengshui cave, he would be sane when he came out, that would be normal."

"Someone must be refining the corpse!"

"Ninety percent is that Mr. Feng Shui!"

Uncle Nine spoke out his conjecture.

Uncle Jiu looked at Zhou Du in astonishment, only to see Zhou Du's serious face.

Uncle Jiu was startled, what's going on?
Why is Zhang Zhenren so serious?
Zhou Du suddenly slapped his thigh, "Xiao Jiu, you reminded me, let's go dig the Mausoleum of the First Emperor?"

"I want to meet the First Emperor."

Zhou Du chuckled, "After all, that's an emperor through the ages!"

Uncle Jiu twitched.

I'm talking about Mr. Feng Shui, but you want to dig out the first emperor?

Such a treasure hole of geomantic omen has nourished the first emperor for 2000 years...

I'm afraid you can't beat him!
"Um, Master Zhang..."

Uncle Jiu suddenly said, "We've been dawdling for a while, Master Ren was not bitten to death, right?"

Zhou Du shrugged, "It's okay, I didn't bite to death!"

"Oh, hurry up then!"

Uncle Jiu hurriedly dragged Zhou Du over.

In Master Ren's room.

Master Ren sleeps very lightly today, after all, as he gets older, he sleeps less.

Ever since, he smelled a bad smell and woke up.

All he saw was a ferocious zombie standing in front of his bed.

"My mother!"

Master Ren exclaimed, and his chubby body rolled off the bed directly.

"Roar!"

Old Mr. Ren let out a roar, jumped over, and grabbed Mr. Ren by the neck.

"Dad, don't!"

Master Ren also recognized this zombie at this time, and hurriedly shouted, "I am your son!"

Old Master Ren opened his mouth and bit it directly.

Master Ren: My life is over!
Master Ren closed his eyes, ready to die.

There is only one thought in my mind, you old clapper, I should burn you during the day!
Uncle Jiu, I was wrong!

I shouldn't have kept my dad's, I should have burned it directly.

However, after waiting for a while, Master Ren didn't feel the zombie biting him.

He opened his eyes and looked at Old Master Ren in a daze.

I saw Mrs. Ren pinching his neck, leaning his head forward, trying to bite him.

But for some reason, it stayed where it was.

There was a trace of anger, a trace of impatience, and a trace of indescribable panic in the eyes of the old man Ren.

"Father, you won't bite me anymore?"

Master Ren asked cautiously.

Old Master Ren let out a roar, but remained motionless!

Master Ren: "..."

Do you want to bite me or not? Give me a good word.

With a click, the door was kicked away.

Uncle Jiu and Zhou Du walked in.

Uncle Jiu's complexion changed, and he hurried forward.

Zhou Du grabbed Uncle Jiu, "Don't worry, he poses no threat to Master Ren."

Only then did Uncle Jiu discover the strangeness of Old Master Ren, and he was a little stunned, "This is..."

"I did it!"

Zhou Du smiled.

Do you really think that I turned gold and covered him for the sake of looking good?

I'm here to control him.

"Ninth Uncle, help!"

Master Ren hurriedly shouted, "My father wants to bite me!"

"I just said, it would be great if it was set on fire!"

Uncle Jiu said, "Now do you believe it?"

"I believe it, I believe it!"

Master Ren said, "Uncle Jiu, quickly drag my father out and set him on fire. I will pay five times the price!"

Uncle Nine: "Ahem, ahem, Poverty is here to save you, not for money!"

"I understand, I understand, Uncle Jiu, you have always been a man of integrity. I donated this to Uncle Jiu in order to repay the kindness of saving my life!"

Master Ren said hastily.

Uncle Jiu was about to step forward, but Zhou Du stopped him again.

"???"

Uncle Jiu looked at Zhou Du with a puzzled expression.

"Master Ren, if you say you don't want to cremate your father, then you can't be cremated!"

"You can't let Xiao Jiu break his promise and get fat!"

Zhou Du said with a smile, "So, your father can't burn it!"

Master Ren: "????"

Brother, what's the matter, can we stop keeping what we said in the morning as a promise?

We didn't make a heaven and earth oath or anything.

Ninth Uncle: "..."

"So, to solve your father, we need another way."

Zhou Du said with a smile, "It will be too miserable if your father is burned to ashes."

Master Ren twitched, he wasn't miserable at all, okay?

Hurry up and pull my dad away, and burn my dad!

"The resurrection of the zombie, and the intelligence, this is already a new life form."

Zhou Du said gently, "Heaven has the virtue of loving life, so don't burn him."

"I decided to chop him into mince, what do you think?"

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows.

Uncle Nine and Master Ren: "..."

Is there a difference between mincing meat and burning it?
Uncle Jiu wanted to say something at first, but he thought that the person in front of him was the legendary Zhang Sanfeng, so he didn't care.

Zombies are indeed copper-skinned and iron-skinned, so they can't be chopped into meat, but...

This is Zhang Sanfeng!
He said that if you chop it into a minced meat, you will definitely be able to chop it into a minced meat!

"Okay, no problem, you can do whatever you want!"

Master Ren hurriedly shouted, "Get rid of my father quickly!"

"beg me!"

Zhou Du said gently, "I beg you to chop your father into a meat paste!"

Master Ren: "..."

Do you have any bad taste?

"I beg you, please chop my father into minced meat!"

Master Ren smelled the breath in the zombie's mouth and shouted frantically.

Dad hasn't brushed his teeth for 20 years, I'm about to faint!
Zhou Du smiled lightly, and his thoughts moved.

The old man Ren's arms parted suddenly, then turned upside down, floated up, and came in front of Zhou Du.

Old Master Ren stared at Zhou Du and let out a whooping sound.

Zhou Du took out the Yitian sword.

After all, Yitian Sword is useless, it is very suitable for killing zombies.

The Cang Lei Sword is already available and needs to be used.

Hey, I really am a scumbag!

With a new love, forget the old love!
Zhou Du took back the gold, grasped the Yitian sword, and directly chopped it up.

His hand turned into an afterimage.

The zombie that Old Master Ren turned into was cut into slices by him.

The old man Ren fell to the ground, Zhou Du raised his sword and began to chop stuffing.

da da da da da...

After a while, Old Master Ren was chopped into a meat paste!
"Xiao Jiu, how about this way of dealing with zombies?"

After Zhou Du finished chopping, he looked at Uncle Jiu and smiled gently.

Ninth Uncle: "..."

Indeed a good way!
But zombies are invulnerable, who else can kill zombies like this except you?
"Send it to you!"

Zhou Du threw the Yitian sword to Uncle Jiu, "This Yitian sword cuts iron like mud, and it's no problem to cut zombies."

"In the future, your style will change..."

"When you meet a zombie, go straight up and chop it!"

(End of this chapter)