Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 49 Do you think that when you are acting in a TV series, you never touch that when molesting?
Zhou Du let out a breath and glanced at Master Ren.

No matter which Mr. Zombie's world it is, your dad can't escape the fate of being burned by a fire.

You are lucky to have met me.

Don't worry, I won't burn your father.

I will directly chop up my father into a meat paste.

Uncle Jiu and Master Ren complimented each other, and Master Ren left.

Facing Mr. Ren who had used his money ability, Uncle Jiu did not dare to be vague, and ordered Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai to burn incense.

Uncle Jiu asked the workers to cover the coffin and decided to hold the line by himself tonight.

It really doesn't work... There is also Zhang Zhenren!

"Qiusheng, Wencai, remember to put incense sticks on every grave, don't neglect Mrs. Ren's neighbors."

Uncle Jiu ordered, then looked at Zhou Du, "Master Zhang, together?"

Zhou Du shrugged, "Wait a minute."

He took a handful of incense and walked towards the nearby cemetery.

After searching for a while, he saw Dong Xiaoyu's grave.

In the original plot, Qiusheng put a stick of incense on her, was entangled by Xiaoyu, had a good time for several days, and became an undead knight.

Zhou Du smiled and put a stick of incense on Xiaoyu's grave.

"Thank you!"

A faint female voice came.

Zhou Du smiled slightly.

Miss Dong, I will wait for you to come tonight.

"Okay, let's go!"

Zhou Du smiled at Uncle Jiu, and then picked up the coffin casually.

The workers who came to work froze in place.

I'll go, this old man is born with supernatural powers!
Uncle Jiu snatched the coffin and carried it on his shoulders, "Master Zhang, you rest, I'll do it!"

Zhou Du scratched his head, forgetting that I reformed Uncle Jiu.

In his innate realm, he has no problem carrying a coffin.

workers:"……"

Is Uncle Jiu so fierce?
Never seen him so fierce before?

Uncle Jiu carried the coffin and returned to Yizhuang with Zhou Du.

Uncle Jiu opened the coffin, his expression changed.

The skin of Mrs. Ren's corpse was covered with wrinkles, and the nails of the ten fingers had grown a few inches, glowing with a faint blue light.

"Sure enough, the corpse has changed."

Uncle Jiu took a deep breath, "It can be concluded that that Feng Shui master is not a good person. What he is waiting for is the day when the coffin is raised and buried!"

Zhou Du said he didn't know.

Who told you not to pursue this matter in the original plot?
If you're going to chase me, don't I know what happened?
Uncle Jiu took a deep breath, and for the sake of Master Ren's money, he must take care of the corpse tonight.

Ugh!
Those who cultivate the Tao should stay away from the world, otherwise it will be easy to lose control of the heart!
Master Ren gave too much!

"Can you cover it?"

Zhou Du asked with a smile.

"It's covered!" Uncle Jiu said proudly, "If he dares to come out, I'll give him the Dragon Subduing Palm!"

"Besides, there is still Zhang Zhenren."

Uncle Jiu said with a smile.

Zhou Du was stunned.

When did Uncle Jiu learn to eat soft rice?
Uncle Jiu smiled.

It's just a mere zombie, if I can't cover it, there is still Zhang Zhenren, if Zhang Zhenren can't cover it...

I run with my legs!
After a while, Qiusheng and Wen came back.

Uncle Jiu ordered them to get yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword and other items.

Uncle Jiu opened the altar and refined the ink bucket with chicken blood, glutinous rice and black dog blood.

"Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, you two flick the ink thread on the coffin."

"Even if Mrs. Ren becomes a zombie, he still has to lie in it obediently!"

"It must be played everywhere, and there must be no omissions!"

Uncle Nine gave orders.

Qiusheng and Wencai went to work.

In less than a stick of incense, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai left in a rowdy fight.

Zhou Du pushed open the door of Uncle Jiu's room.

Uncle Jiu was dragged to the coffin by Zhou Du with a dazed expression on his face.

"Master Zhang, what are you doing?"

Uncle Jiu asked in a daze.

Zhou Du pulled Uncle Jiu to squat down and pointed to the bottom of the coffin.

Ninth Uncle: "..."

Two bastards, you cheated your master and me by riding a horse!
I told you not to miss anything, there is no ink fountain on the bottom of your coffin!
Why did I accept you two as apprentices?

"I'm furious!"

Uncle Jiu said angrily, "When I finish playing the ink fountain, I'll beat those two little bastards to death!"

"Need not."

Zhou Du smiled, "Let him transform into a corpse."

"Let Master Ren see his father turned into a zombie, so you can kill his father."

Zhou Du rubbed his nose, "Do you understand?"

Uncle Jiu twitched.

"Master Zhang, you didn't plan like this from the beginning, did you?" Uncle Jiu asked cautiously.

Zhou Du nodded, "Yes!"

Ninth Uncle: "..."

Then I will kill the chicken to get the blood, take steps with my feet, make seals with my hands, burn glutinous rice on fire, and gossip according to the bowl...

Am I kidding?

"Why didn't you say it?" Uncle Jiu asked with an aggrieved expression.

"You didn't even ask!" Zhou Du smiled.

Ninth Uncle: "..."

"Give!"

Zhou Du cut some gold from the system space and handed it to Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Nine: (.>︿<)_θ
You actually bought me with money?

Am I such a person?
"The gift of the elders is irresistible!"

Uncle Jiu took the gold with a straight face, "Thank you, Master Zhang, for giving me the treasure!"

Zhou Du smiled, took out some gold again, melted directly under the power of Magneto, and entered the coffin.

"Master Zhang, who is this?" Uncle Jiu asked in confusion.

"He looks so ugly, I put a layer of gold on him."

Zhou Du shrugged, "I'm going to Ren's house first."

Cover the zombie with a layer of gold, and the zombie is completely under my control.

"Okay, Master Zhang!"

Uncle Jiu said, "I'll hide the gold first, so those two little bastards can't see it."

"I'll follow the zombies at night."

Uncle Jiu turned around and entered his room, looking for a place to hide the gold.

Zhou Du strolled on the street, humming a song.

"Her eyes, her eyes, seemed to shine like stars."

"See, see, see, see, panic."

It seemed a little out of tune, but Zhou Du didn't care.

I am tone deaf, have you eaten your rice?
A female ghost in red floated down, with a beautiful appearance.

Female ghost: "..."

This is so outrageous.

This big living person in front of him is actually singing the song of the underworld?
Although he is an old man, he is really handsome.

The female ghost looked at Zhou Du with a grin, and then pointed.

A leaf in front fell and turned into a person.

The female ghost Dong Xiaoyu floated over lightly!
As the saying goes, people are old at heart, and old cows eat young grass.

When people are old, they especially like to prove that they are not old, so let's come to the hero to save the beauty and let him prove his worth.

"Help, help..."

The sudden cry for help made Zhou Du fall into a daze.

What happened?
When you come to my place, have you changed your routine?

Can't you just hug Qiusheng like you did to Qiusheng, and then drag me into a small forest?

Zhou Du turned his head to look, only to see a man in black hugging a woman in red from behind.

"Help, it's indecent!"

The ghost yelled out her throat.

Zhou Du: Hehe!
"Do you think I'm an idiot?"

Zhou Du looked disdainful.

Female ghost: "???"

"He molested you..."

"Why are his hands still so regular?"

"Do you think that when you are acting in TV dramas, Gong Shinv never touches her breasts?"

"Catch the murderer!"

Zhou Du wailed.

Female ghost: "(;￣д￣)"

(End of this chapter)