Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 48 Uncle Nine: I want to burn your father!Master Ren: I will pay three times the money!Uncle Nine: Don't worry!
"It's just a little female ghost, you don't need to participate."

Zhou Du yawned, "The old Taoist observed with the eyes of the sky, and already knows where the female ghost is."

"The old man will kill her soon, you go back!"

Zhou Du waved his hand.

Awei: "..."

So, my plan to seduce the female ghost as a bait has failed?
Zhang Zhenren, let's discuss, can't the female ghost ride me twice?

Zhou Du turned and left the mayor's house, hehehe.

Xiaoyu, in the original plot, I didn't think you were so bad.

Although you seduce Qiu Sheng, although you made Qiu Sheng's eyes look like panda eyes.

But... I don't think you're that bad.

But now it seems...

You killed the mayor, there must be something wrong with you.

In Mr. Zombie, there must be many things that have not been explained clearly.

Awei sighed, it seems that I still have to guard my cousin like a jade!
Two days later, a group of people went up the mountain mightily.

Zhou Du knew that it was Dong Xiaoyu who killed the mayor, so he didn't go to Dong Xiaoyu alone.

After all, Dong Xiaoyu is right next to Master Ren's father's grave.

If he came by himself, he had to look for it first. He thought it was troublesome, so he followed Uncle Jiu and the others.

Mrs. Ren, Ren Weiyong, is indeed very brave.

You can make money by doing anything.

Master Ren's name was Ren Fa, and he had a very good name, but he didn't, and the Ren family almost went bankrupt.

Ren Fa blamed all this on Feng Shui, so the grave had to be moved.

The auspicious time has come, Uncle Jiu put on his Taoist robe and offered incense to pray.

"Dragonfly to the water hole?"

Uncle Jiu said in surprise, "It is indeed a good cave. The coffin cannot be buried horizontally, it must be buried vertically!"

Ren Fa gave a thumbs up, and sincerely praised, "That's true, Uncle Jiu is amazing!"

Uncle Jiu nodded with a smile, but looked at the acupuncture points and frowned.

"Dragonfly water should cover the top with snowflakes, and only a layer of loess should be covered on it. How can anyone cover the grave directly with cement? The head of the coffin can't touch the water. How can it be called "Dragonfly Water?"

Uncle Jiu frowned, and looked at Ren Fa, "Mr. Feng Shui has a bit of a conscience. He hurt you for half your life, but not for eighteen generations!"

Ren Fa shivered, "No wonder my business is not as good as every year!"

Having said that, Mr. Ren may be out of his mind.

This Fengshui acupuncture point was prepared by Mr. Fengshui to bury him, but Mr. Ren bullied others, buying and selling by force.

It's fine if you buy and sell by force. After Mr. Ren hiccupped his fart, Mr. Ren actually asked this Feng Shui master to help him bury his father.

Do you think his brain was eaten by a dog?
"Okay, stop talking nonsense!"

Zhou Du said, "Your Ren family is strong in buying and selling. If you can do this, you are worthy of you!"

Master Ren was taken aback, "Who said it was forced to buy and sell?"

"We spent a lot of money to buy it!"

Master Ren snorted coldly, "At that time, the mayor acted as a guarantor, but my father gave that Mr. Feng Shui 3000 taels of gold!"

Ninth Uncle: "..."

so rich?

3000 taels of gold!
I have struggled for half my life, I am so poor that I am dying, your Ren family...

Zhou Du was slightly taken aback, the mayor as a guarantor?

The one who burped last night?
"In the beginning, the Feng Shui master really didn't want to sell it."

Master Ren thought for a while and said, "But the father said that he just fell in love with it and must buy it."

"So it's still a strong buy and strong sell!" Zhou Du rolled his eyes.

Master Ren scratched his head, "Really not!"

"My father is indeed intimidating, but Mr. Feng Shui is mighty and unyielding!"

"He also said, don't provoke him, otherwise we won't know how he made us die!"

Master Ren continued, "So, Dad started adding money!"

Zhou Du: "..."

Has Mrs. Ren used his banknote ability?

"From the ten taels of gold at the beginning, Dad directly doubled it to 100 taels!"

"Mr. Feng Shui is unmoved!"

"500 taels of gold!"

"Mr. Feng Shui is unmoved!"

"1000 taels of gold!"

"Mr. Feng Shui's eyes are bright!"

"2000 taels of gold!"

"Mr. Feng Shui is shaken!"

"3000 taels of gold!"

"Mr. Feng Shui directly said the deal!"

"Then, under the guarantee of the mayor, my father gave Mr. Fengshui 3000 taels of gold in exchange for this Fengshui point!"

Master Ren said.

Zhou Du and Uncle Jiu looked at each other.

In this case, Mr. Feng Shui is wrong.

At the beginning, it was Mrs. Ren's fault that you didn't agree, but you saw the money and agreed to sell it to others.

In the end, you broke this dragonfly water hole, and caused the Ren family to fall into ruin. This is your fault.

"Is what you said true?"

Uncle Jiu frowned and asked.

Master Ren nodded, "Of course it's true, if you don't believe me, go ask the mayor."

Zhou Du frowned.

The mayor burped last night.

It seems like there is something wrong here.

"If it's really not forced to buy and sell..."

Uncle Jiu looked at the Fengshui acupoint, "Mr. Fengshui may have other purposes for abolishing this Dragonfly Water acupoint."

"Raise the coffin!"

Uncle Jiu said, "I'm afraid your father won't swallow his breath, and with the help of this Fengshui point, he will become a zombie!"

"He asked you to open the coffin 20 years later, probably to make the Ren family die."

Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes.

Zhou Du nodded lightly, Uncle Jiu's calculation should be correct.

The proof is... the mayor belched.

The witness back then hiccupped, and then Mrs. Ren would turn into a zombie and poke a dozen holes in Mr. Ren.

In this way, he deliberately used this water cave to raise corpses, the purpose is for today's 20 years later.

After a while, the coffin was unearthed and laid flat in front of the cemetery.

"Everyone, today Ren Gongweiyong sees the light of day again. Anyone aged 36, 22, 35, and 48, who belongs to the rooster or ox, should turn around and avoid."

Uncle Jiu said a word, and then asked someone to open the coffin.

The moment the coffin lid was opened, the birds flew in fright.

Uncle Jiu frowned and said, "It's not a good omen to startle the birds howling in the forest."

The corpse of the old man Ren lay quietly in the coffin, lifelike.

After a lapse of 20 years, he didn't show any sign of rot.

"Dad!"

Master Ren sniveled and cried, "My son moved your grave."

"Be careful!"

Uncle Jiu dragged Master Ren back, "Your father's situation is not right, my guess is correct, your father is really going to become a zombie!"

"So, set it on fire!"

Uncle Nine said.

"No, no!" Master Ren said hastily, "My father was most afraid of fire when he was alive, and he must never burn it."

mainly……

If my father is burned to ashes, where can I find a second father to be buried in a good Fengshui cave?
"Master Ren, if the body changes, it will be your Ren family who are unlucky." Uncle Jiu persuaded, "Your father may really have turned into a zombie."

Master Ren shook his head frantically, "That's my father, how could he harm me?"

Zhou Du rolled his eyes, your father really didn't want to harm you.

He just wants to insert a few holes in your body, and then drag your Ren family together to become zombies.

At that time, your family will be reunited.

"Uncle Nine, you can do whatever you want, absolutely not cremated!" Master Ren said.

Uncle Jiu shook his head, "No way!"

"I'll add money!" Master Ren said proudly.

"It has nothing to do with money!" Uncle Jiu continued shaking his head.

"I'll triple the money!" Master Ren smiled slightly.

Uncle Jiu looked solemn, "Master Ren, don't worry, I will carry your father to Yizhuang first, and bury him as soon as possible!"

Zhou Du's face twitched.

Well, Uncle Nine in the movie was originally a boring and funny comparison.

A conversation like this... makes sense!
(End of this chapter)