Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 214 Zhang Guolao: My donkey, you are delicious!

Zhang Guolao stepped forward cautiously.

“Absolutely delicious!”

"I don't even know what kind of meat it is!"

Zhang Guolao took a piece of meat, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate happily.

This taste is fat but not greasy, warm and soft.

Zhang Guolao didn't hesitate anymore, and directly started to feast.

"who are you?"

"Why did you steal my food!"

Zhou Du ran over from a distance and roared angrily.

"mortal……"

Zhang Guolao glanced at Zhou Du, then smiled, "You mortal, how can you make such delicious food."

"I am Zhang Guolao!"

"One of the Eight Immortals in the Upper Cave!"

"Mortal, it's your good fortune to eat your food!"

Zhang Guolao smiled lightly.

Zhou Du's eyes widened suddenly, and he staggered back, "Are you a god?"

system:"……"

Exaggerated acting skills, winking.

One word...poor review!
Zhang Guolao didn't have systematic vision, he looked at Zhou Du with a smile on his lips.

Well, children can be taught.

If you know that I am a fairy, you will be frightened.

Mortals, always just mortals!
Zhou Du trembled all over, and said, "Are you really a fairy?"

Zhang Guolao smiled and nodded.

Zhou Du: Hehe!
This is the fairy!
You let the pangolin change his nature, let him drink soy milk, let him eat deep-fried dough sticks.

But Zhang Guolao, why can you eat meat?
"Fairy!"

Zhou Du cautiously stepped forward and said, "It's my luck that you can eat me!",

"Hey, I'm good at this craft, right?"

"You eat it openly, if you don't eat it up, you just look down on me!"

"I'm a small mortal, it's a great fortune to meet a god today!"

Zhou Du laughed, "That's right, god, can you give me something?"

Zhang Guolao's face became serious, and he smiled slightly, "Everyone should fear God."

"This immortal is just testing you."

"You actually asked Ben Xian for something?"

"Mortal, you are dishonest!"

Zhang Guolao took another bite of meat and spoke calmly.

Zhou Du was trembling all of a sudden.

"You can understand it yourself!"

Zhang Guo laughed and continued to eat meat.

Take it easy, mortals!

Whatever this immortal says casually, you will all take it as a wise saying, and then derive many meanings that this immortal does not know.

Zhou Du nodded, stood aside, silent.

Zhang Guolao: Oh my god, it’s so delicious.

What kind of meat is this?
You look at this meat and put it in your mouth, it's like the summer heat melts the winter Han Xue.

This soup, like a moving elf, blooms little by little on the tip of the tongue.

Fragrant fragrance.

This mortal is amazing!

Zhang Guolao ate wildly, and then lay down on the ground with no image.

He touched his stomach and said with a smile, "Mortal, have you realized?"

Zhou Du nodded, "I understand."

"The Immortal means that one should not only care about food and drink, but also experience other thoughts!"

"Helping others is the happiest thing!"

Zhou Du said with a smile.

Zhang Guolao nodded.

Sure enough, mortals can extend from one sentence to other meanings.

"Mortal, your food is pretty good. I don't know what kind of meat it is?"

Zhang Guolao asked.

Zhou Du smiled slightly, "Mahu Meat!"

Zhang Guolao: "???"

What is Mahu meat?
"Mahu merged into one, because..."

Zhou Du grinned, "Donkey!"

Zhang Guolao nodded, that's why.

It's donkey meat!

It is said that dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground...

donkey meat...

Zhang Guolao: "???"

His complexion suddenly turned a little ugly, and he looked at Zhou Du in astonishment, "Donkey meat?"

Zhou Du nodded.

Zhang Guolao: "..."

Since when have there been donkeys on my Wufeng Mountain?

There is no one in a radius of ten miles, so it must not have been killed outside and brought here.

Definitely local.

But using local materials...the whole Wufeng Mountain seems to have my donkey, right?

Zhang Guolao looked at Zhou Du coldly, his breath burst out suddenly, "Where is the donkey?"

"Your mount!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Your mount is immortal donkey meat, it tastes good, right?"

Zhou Du rubbed his hands, "Immortal, look, you can give me some reward."

Zhang Guolao twitched.

"You stepped on the horse and slaughtered my donkey?"

"You actually let me eat my donkey?"

Zhang Guolao roared angrily.

Donkey, donkey, why did you step on the horse and leave?

You have been with me for so many years, although I know you are delicious, but I never thought of eating you!
Unexpectedly, you still entered my stomach today!

Woohoo, I'm sorry, you are so delicious riding a horse!

Uh, no...

Is it delicious or not delicious now?
Zhang Guolao roared, "Who the hell are you?"

This person is definitely not a mortal!

If it were a mortal, it would be impossible to hurt my donkey!
"You said it, I'm a mortal!"

Zhou Du was grinning.

Zhang Guolao screamed and killed him, "Apologize for my donkey!"

boom!
Zhang Guolao got down on the ground.

Zhou Du slapped him on the ground and stepped on his neck.

Zhang Guolao took a mouthful of mud directly.

"Let me make amends for your donkey, and you deserve it?"

Zhou Du laughed, "How about it, your donkey is delicious."

"Don't thank me too much!"

"I let you taste the deliciousness of the world."

Zhou Du smiled, "Zhang Guolao, do you want to die?"

Zhang Guolao: "..."

"Bastard, I'm a god in heaven, what do you want to do?"

Zhang Guolao roared crazily.

Zhou Du smiled, "The Eight Immortals in the Upper Cave... except Han Xiangzi... all of them are damned!"

Zhou Du raised his head and glanced at the sky.

Once the Eight Immortals die, the Lingzhu in the sky will inevitably dim.

and so……

You have to kill them all at once.

Eight Immortals, do you know what it means to kill with a borrowed knife?

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and directly sealed Zhang Guolao.

He took out a box and put Zhang Guolao in it.

When leaving the Joyful Seven Fairies, he took Zhang Bairen's [-] million diudiu baby.

I just don't know if Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen is crying and fainting in the toilet now.

Zhou Du walked around, turned around and disappeared.

The unscrupulous dragon claw hand has a place to use again!

Zhou Du laughed and came to a bamboo forest and mountains.

Then he saw a young man lying on the ground, staring at the ants on the ground.

"Eat, don't eat!"

"Don't eat, can't eat!"

"I promised her!"

"I will never kill again!"

The young man looked at the ant in pain and clutched his stomach.

But, I am very hungry!
I really want to eat it!
What are the things you feed me on weekdays!
"No, you can't eat it!"

The young man gasped violently twice.

Zhou Du: "..."

Hey, hey, you licking dog, what about it?

You are a pangolin, you eat ants, this is the food chain!
What happened to you eating an ant?
I'm going to come over and ask He Xiangu to show her dragon claw hand.

I can still see you, a licking dog.

It turns out that the plot has already progressed to this point.

Nalu Dongbin has played White Peony three times.

You and Nalu Dongbin are a dog licker and a scumbag.

"Eat what you want!"

Zhou Du appeared behind the pangolin and slapped him on the back of the head.

The pangolin fell directly to the ground.

Zhou Du: Damn it!
Don't die on your horse!

I didn't intend to kill you!

Huh, it's okay, I'm still breathing.

With one breath left, I can save you.

Pangolin, stand up.

I will take you to... play He Xiangu.

(End of this chapter)