Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 213 Pangolins are demons, so whatever the immortals do is right!
in a certain world.

Zhou Du stretched out his hand and grabbed a donkey.

He looked at the donkey in bewilderment.

Paralyzed, as soon as I came out, this donkey kicked me.

Moreover, this donkey is awesome!

They are all gods on horseback.

He choked the donkey's neck, "Donkey friend, I said I was passing by, would you believe me?"

"My son..."

The donkey howled.

Zhou Du: "..."

Whose son are you calling on your horse?

I'll kill you, believe it or not?

Zhou Du pinned the donkey down, grabbed a stone, and blocked the donkey's mouth.

"Tongzi, what's the matter?"

Zhou Du asked.

"Ding, it's just a donkey."

"Host, this is a great tonic!"

"Black donkey hooves, the nemesis of rice dumplings!"

"Why don't the host cut off four hooves and make them into black donkey hooves?"

The system said with a smile.

Zhou Du: "..."

I don't want to rob graves, I want a black donkey's hoof with a hammer.

Moreover……

What kind of zongzi can withstand my whipping?
"It's better to eat it!"

Zhou Du smiled and said, "After all, dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat in the ground!"

system:"……"

Just know to eat!

"Tell me, what world?"

Zhou Du pressed his donkey and had already thought about how to cook.

"Ding, Journey to the East!"

said the system.

Zhou Du's face twitched.

The last illegal traverser was the crocodile from Journey to the East. In the end, you sent me to Journey to the East?
It was Sharjah last time, why don't you send me to the Saint Seiya?
Zhou Du pressed his donkey and said, "Let's talk about the mission, this world is quite depressing!"

"Ding, the main task, the ultimate mastery!"

The system said, "Reward the host with three small realms."

"Submission: First, kill Tongtian. After all, you know what Tongtian is like here!"

"Secondly, how do you feel about the destruction of the Eight Immortals?"

the system asked.

Zhou Du nodded.

Master Tongtian must die!
Because, he has humiliated the Tongtian leader of the heavens and the world.

So, must die!
As for the Eight Immortals...

Kill it, kill it, kill it.

Eight Immortals, what the hell!
None of it was fun.

He Xiangu deliberately deceived the pangolin, and even used the pangolin's affection for her to let him be an undercover agent.

In the end, the Eight Immortals wanted to destroy the pangolin, and also used his love for He Xiangu to plot against him and trick him into heaven.

The pangolin asked the Jade Emperor...

The love for friends is righteousness, the love for parents is filial piety, and the love for the king is loyalty!
Why is love between a man and a woman a sin?

If you don't want to be a fairy but want love, why would Bai Mudan die without a place to bury her?
Why did Bai Mudan want to fulfill Lu Dongbin's road to love and robbery?

No one contradicted him then.

But He Xiangu, whom he likes, directly hates him!
Said he was not qualified to talk about love.

The most important thing is...the Jade Emperor is here, so you're just talking about love.

A pangolin is just a small pangolin.

He is kind by nature, he just wants to cultivate to become a fairy.

Even for He Xiangu, he is willing to suppress his ant-eating nature.

But in the end, he was forced to become a monster alive.

He Xiangu said that pangolins eating ants are killing animals, which is a sin!
What about Zhang Guo who always eats delicacies from mountains and seas?
Why double standards?
Zhou Du rubbed his cheeks, the whole drama should be renamed Pangolin's Love and Hate.

As for the Eight Immortals, let’s not talk about it!
"By the way, Tongzi, there is one more task!"

"Spirit Extinguishing Mountain!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Especially Tathagata!"

The Tathagata here is the worst Tathagata, and also the poorest Tathagata.

The Tathagata Buddhas in other worlds only need to order them to do what they need to do, and let their subordinates do it.

And the Tathagata here...

Tut tut...

People really roll up their sleeves and do it by themselves!

He has to fight with his own hands.

He has to find someone himself.

Even Avalokitesvara seems mysterious.

The Tathagata here is miserable.

the most important is……

Tathagata, are you Fa Hai?
You have a big bald head and a bowl in your hand.

This is a proper image of Fa Hai!

Do you have a bit of Tathagata hair?
Say, are you Fahai in disguise?
"Ding, okay, side mission three, destroy Lingshan!"

The system opened up.

"Three side missions, reward three small realms!"

"A total of six small realms, OK?"

The system said with a smile.

Zhou Du smiled slightly, that's it!

"This time, you, the host, are yourself!" the system said, "Death to them!"

"Let's watch Lao Tzu's operation!"

Zhou Du smiled, "Tongzi, go to the map!"

Zhou Du glanced at the map, and then at the donkey who was pinned to the ground by him.

Is this riding horse Zhang Guolao's donkey?
Is this place Zhang Guolao's Wufeng Mountain?
"Then deal with Zhang Guolao first!"

Zhou Du raised his head and glanced at the top of the mountain.

Hey!
Mr. Zhang Guo, you like to eat.

Then let you eat enough!
Zhou Du stared at the donkey and smiled.

Flipping his hands, he took out a bunch of seasonings.

This time, I will be a chef.

The donkey shivered, and a look of panic appeared in his eyes.

What does this person want to do?
boom!
Zhou Du slapped the donkey to death.

Then start processing!
Crispy donkey meat with red oil, fire dragon ginkgo donkey willow, donkey meat treasure, rich donkey steak...

It took Zhou Du more than an hour to prepare so many dishes, and the donkey's hooves were also made into black donkey hooves and put away.

Zhou Du swept his mind and found an old man with white beard and hair on Wufeng Mountain.

He has a round belly and is walking halfway up the mountain.

It seems that he went to the human world, ate delicious food, and was doing post-meal exercise.

Zhou Du took the prepared dishes, and with a whoosh, it turned into a beam of light.

Zhang Guolao, weakness... likes to eat!

Zhang Guo's way of becoming a fairy...he secretly drank the millennium-old fleece-flower soup boiled by pangolins.

The pangolin dug out a thousand-year-old fleece-flower root, just to increase its cultivation.

As a result, this pot of soup was secretly drunk by Zhang Guolao.

Even the donkey with Zhang Guolao drank it.

While the pangolin was chasing him, Zhang Guolao and the donkey became immortals.

The pangolin was extremely angry, and what did they say?
They say you're just a demon!

Even if you drink the soup, you can't become a fairy!
The pangolin was furious at that time.

Why?
I am a demon, but no creature can choose its origin.

I don't want to be a demon either!

I just want to practice with all my heart and become a fairy.

I have worked a thousand times harder, why do you say that about me?
Zhang Guolao drank his soup secretly, but he didn't even get an apology.

Every time Zhang Guolao sees him, he still despises him, you monster.

Who would want to tear Zhang Guolao apart?
Zhang Guo always eats chicken, duck and fish, it's fine!
Pangolins eat ants, which is killing and a sin!

Just because he is a fairy and he eats monsters.

There is nothing wrong with the fairy!

After all, not all monsters are called Monkey King!
The lakeside of Wufeng Mountain.

Zhang Guolao wandered over.

Suddenly he twitched his nose and sniffed vigorously.

Good smell!
"Who cooks delicious food here?"

Zhang Guolao sniffled, then looked around.

Hehehe...

nobody!
If there's no one else, I'll eat something, isn't it too much?

After all, I am a fairy!
I am a fairy, I will eat something from you...

It's your creation!

(End of this chapter)