Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 96 Yue Longgang, do you still want to stay? 【For subscription】

"Let's talk about it after your performance!"

Guo Degang already showed anger on his face, and then simply sat down and waited again.

But when Master's words come out.

The anticipation of the whole stage came, because we all knew that the performance of these two would be over, so we really waited for that moment.

But being an apprentice really doesn't care that much.

It is enough to say that it is cool for a while.

Under Qi Yuncheng's urging, Yue Yunpeng continued to show his size and said, "After talking about my master's size on the Internet, it was also said that my master played basketball and got under people's crotch.

Oh my God.

I don't like to hear it, and I can't stand it.

Some people say it is even more exaggerated! "

"say what?"

"Say my master made bad movies!! Oh my god!"

Yue Yunpeng exaggerated his expression, and then with a hint of warning, "I tell those who scold my master for making bad movies!
I really want to join his team now!

do you know? "

"How do you say it?" Qi Yuncheng pretended to save his master's reputation.

Yue Yunpeng knew that he had slipped out, so he immediately changed his words, "I really want to fight against him!"

"Yes, I have to speak for our master."

"Of course! That's my master!"

Yue Yunpeng's spoken words became heavier in an instant. After all, he had to prove for his master, so he was extraordinarily confident, "Just say how good my master is. Which movie script has he seen that has been filmed for so many years?

Which movie did he direct?

He is helping others! "

"Yes, friendship!"

"Help, help, and find out that something is wrong."

"how?"

"Because he made too many films and helped too much, but all of them were bad films."

"It's too late."

"Anyway, there is everything to say, which makes people very helpless, and even more people say it."

At this point, Yue Yunpeng was really angry, pointed at himself and said, "Say I have a big face!!"

Qi Yuncheng took a good look at Yue Yunpeng's face and nodded immediately, "That's right."

Yue Yunpeng glanced at senior brother, didn't say much, and then looked at the audience with an aggrieved look, "They say I have a big face, especially there is a list of big faces on the Internet, and they say I take the first place."

"Oh?" Qi Yuncheng acted like he had never heard of it before, and became curious, "Then who is ranked second?"

"Brother Hu!"

"Screw you!"

Suddenly pushed away by Yue Yunpeng, Qi Yuncheng really couldn't listen anymore, "Good guy, this is the worst time Brother Hu got hacked."

The familiar name was mentioned.

The audience below is still quite active.

Don't look at it is only 2010, but Chinese Paladin III and Mythology have completely blown him up.

Including now they can still see his TV series on TV, which is very classic and also a sign of the times.

And Brother Hu also appeared in Tonight's Show before.

"You are praising yourself in disguise. Let me tell you, don't talk nonsense about others." Qi Yuncheng pointed at Yue Yunpeng and complained.

After Yue Yunpeng slowly returned to the microphone, "Some people say that I am uneducated, and I can't stand it."

"That's true."

"That's because I grew up in a bad environment and had no money to go to school. When I was young, our family was very miserable."

"poverty?"

Yue Yunpeng sobbed, and began to feel uncomfortable, covering his big face with his right hand in grievance.

When this expression came out, Qi Yuncheng said in a calm tone, "By the way, the Youdeyun audience also said that you love to cry a lot."

"No way, our family is really poor, and there are only one pair of pants in our family of nine."

The bottom is full of old steel wires. When I heard this sentence, I turned somewhere, because this is exactly the sentence in Asking Wife and Offering Son.

Seeing the expression below, Qi Yuncheng probably knew that they had noticed it, but he still said, "Why are your pants so tight?"

"Whoever goes out wears it. By the way, we all wear vests, right?"

"Pass through."

"I also wore a vest when I was a child, and my vest only had two straps." Yue Yunpeng stroked his shoulders with both hands, and gestured to his chest and back after the stroke.

"No back, no heart!"

"Only take two lines?"

"And my shoes, suspected shoes."

"What shoes?" Qi Yuncheng asked aloud.

"Suspected shoes, just like shoes, there is only one strap on the foot"

"No face, no face?"

Yue Yunpeng nodded with a bitter expression, "Only take the belt, and then put it on your feet like this."

Qi Yuncheng was amused at this moment, and he also compared his shoulders, and asked in doubt, "Then you are in a suit with this?"

"Senior brother, are you still making fun of me? Isn't this sad? But then I learned a lot about culture. You eat delicious food every day, and some people say that Yue Yunpeng doesn't even know how to eat.

Isn't this normal?

You eat delicious food every day, delicacies from mountains and seas, of course I have eaten them too, such as that crab. "

"is it?"

"Big crab!" Yue Yunpeng gestured for a basketball-sized figure with both hands.

"King crab?"

"King crab, the first time I ate crab, there was nothing left!"

"Then your vitality is quite tenacious!"

"This makes me particularly angry. Of course, what makes me most angry is that many people on the Internet say that I cheated, but no one believes me."

After the words fell, Qi Yuncheng was holding on to the table next to him, really holding back his joy, because someone in later generations would really touch Yue Yunpeng.

Of course, he added it on purpose today.

But if I really said it, I still couldn't help it.

And seeing Qi Yuncheng holding back his laughter, the audience thought it was just a performance effect, so they were all infected.

With a lot of smiles on his face.

Yue Yunpeng actually didn't expect his senior brother to be happy right away, but the joy of cheering is very normal, and there is an effect here.

But still look at him and say something.

"Why, are you laughing at me too?"

"No!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "But it's the truth."

"My God, I can't take it anymore! There are other things that I can't say, I'm crying!"

"Then speak slowly, and let us be happy by the way."

……

……

Sentence after sentence.

Yue Yunpeng and Qi Yuncheng were performing on the stage here.

The performance time is relatively abundant, a full 10 minutes.

It's not easy on TV anymore.

Of course, whether it will be shortened by editing later, it all depends on the length of the program group.

And wait until the end is finished.

When the two bowed, the scene decisively gave a lot of applause.

Even Yu Kuizhi and Li Shengsu were very happy looking at them. Although they are in the opera industry, they have some contact with cross talk.

After all, there are Mr. Crosstalk around.

But they were happy, Guo Degang was different, took a deep breath, and spoke slowly.

Deliberately shouting with an angry expression!

"It's finally over, Yue Longgang, let me ask you, do you still want to be on this show?"

(End of this chapter)