Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 95 That master is no longer human! 【For subscription】

Yue Yunpeng: "1.1 meters to eat, three peanuts to eat three times. It didn't take long, and three peanuts came up.

He felt bad. "

"What am I suffering from?"

"Confused about which one should I eat first?"

"It's just three peanuts, which one can you eat?" Qi Yuncheng stood beside him, speechless.

"Oh, my temper is coming up, I can't wait to slap myself, I don't know which one to eat first! Then I figured out a way, I'll draw lots."

Yue Yunpeng drew a few times with the index finger of his right hand on the palm of his left hand, then continued to look at the audience and said, "Write three words: Steam, cook and fry, make small balls and grab them.

Hey, this paper ball is fried. "

"Then eat the fried ones."

Throwing it into his mouth, Yue Yunpeng began to chew, but spit it out on the ground in less than half a second.

Qi Yuncheng asked curiously, "What?"

"This is cooked!!"

"Hi! I can't tell if it's fried or boiled?"

"Draw lots again, um, this time it's boiled!"

"Then eat the boiled ones."

After Qi Yuncheng's words fell, Yue Yunpeng suddenly looked at the lump just now, feeling a little dazed, but without a word, he bent over and put his hands together to prepare to eat.

After seeing no one in the audience who didn't like it, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly stopped, "Okay, don't do it! Good guy, I vomited enough."

"While I was eating, a big fat man came next to me, very fat, oh, the fat one doesn't look like a human anymore!!

How ugly it is.

I remember that it seemed to be about ten catties lighter than Master. "

"Huo, then the master is not human!!"

"Hey! Yes!! Tonight I guess we are going to die here."

"You know that too."

The two people on the stage happily smashed at the master.

The audience laughed a lot.

And Guo Degang got up directly on the stage over there, and then stared at the two apprentices to see what they were going to say.

As for the expressions on their faces, they were very serious, as if Yue Yunpeng and Qi Yuncheng were about to be beaten after speaking.

In the end, Yue Yunpeng cleared his throat and returned to the topic, "Anyway, he is quite fat, so he ordered a table of dishes, including a scrambled egg."

"Spread yellow vegetables."

"Fried Cucumber Slices!"

"vegetarian."

"Fried pork slices!"

"Meaty."

"Agaric!"

"Shanzhen!"

"Fried a day lily, and then came a Mushu pork, six dishes, a pot of rice!!"

Hearing this, Qi Yuncheng thought about it for a while, and after thinking about it, he reached out and patted Xiaoyue on the shoulder.

"Wait a minute, six dishes and a pot of rice, isn't this just rice with two Mushu meat? Why do you just fry it again?"

"What do you care about him? This fat man put the vegetables on the rice without saying a word!"

"Isn't this just a rice bowl?"

"A big pot, eat there alone!" Yue Yunpeng gestured for eating, and then pointed to his senior brother.

"He has a whole peanut left, and he feels uncomfortable, and his temper has come up."

"Is this coming up?" Qi Yuncheng was puzzled.

"Generally speaking, it's enough for ordinary people to bear with it, but he couldn't bear it and just walked over!"

Yue Yunpeng supported the edge of the table, looked down at the fat man eating, and then spoke slowly.

"Eat you to death!"

"Huh?" Qi Yuncheng complained without stopping, "Don't you hate it?"

"Why are you so rich? Order so many dishes? Isn't it just a rice bowl with Mushu meat? If you eat it to death, you will become a diabetic."

"Yes, then this is still Master."

The two senior brothers have not worked together often, but they are very familiar with each other, and they know what to do when they talk about it, so when Qi Yuncheng made this exit, Guo Degang directly threw the used card over.

But he is not angry, he has to cooperate with the apprentices.

What a variety show needs is a stage effect, just to make the audience happy.

Yue Yunpeng also discovered Master Na, but he didn't delay his rhythm.

"You say who can bear this anger, this fat man stood up, and gave him a slap with a round circle! Smack!!
So it hurts the liver to be angry!And left cheek! "

"Tsk! The left cheek is so hurt?" Qi Yuncheng laughed amusedly, and asked again, "Then I'm going to be a little bit more tempered?"

"Injury to the liver and left and right cheeks!"

"What if it's bigger?"

"Liver injury and death!!"

"You're talking nonsense." Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, his expression was really speechless Xiaoyue's words.

Yue Yunpeng put his hands behind his back to disapprove, and at the same time started the next burden, "The real thing is that I have a bad temper.

And let alone you, my senior brother, many people have a bad temper.

Some are to outsiders, and some are to their own family members. "

"Everything is available."

"Some lose their temper face to face, which is normal. But I personally think that I don't like that kind of online violence."

Qi Yuncheng nodded repeatedly, "Yes, there is this now."

"We can't face each other, I don't know who he is, he can say anything!"

"He can be irresponsible."

"You can say anything, just a few days ago."

Yue Yunpeng pointed in one direction while recalling, "What are you talking about, whoever gets out of the entertainment industry!

Get out now!
Then this person can't go out? "

Qi Yuncheng was taken aback, "Then we still have to go out?"

"Everything can be said, even my master."

The words are here again.

The expressions of the audience watching the excitement were a little more serious than before, and Guo Degang held his hands together and did not sit down, so he must know that they were not finished.

As for Yu Kuizhi and Li Shengsu, they were also watching the fun and looking forward to what they would say next.

After all, the person involved is here, and the effect is the best.

"It's just that some people on the Internet seem to say that my master is small, only 1.5 meters tall." Yue Yunpeng stretched out his right hand at this moment, gesturing on his waist.

Qi Yuncheng coughed immediately, because he saw that the master had an ugly expression. After all, variety shows can't keep hurting the master, so he quickly reminded him in a low voice, "Hey, I made a wrong gesture!"

"is it?"

Yue Yunpeng glanced at Senior Brother and then lifted it up a little bit quietly, but in the next second Qi Yuncheng supported the table and pressed his palm down.

"It's too high!!"

Hahahaha!

Although Qi Yuncheng was flattering this time, the audience was completely happy with this show.

"Sure enough, Qi Yuncheng is good at hurting Master. This is an overkill, so I'm caught off guard!"

"Ms. Guo's face is already livid, so can this show continue to be broadcast?"

"It seems that the senior brother really knows the master, and he knows the height of Mr. Guo very well."

"However, there is a saying that Mr. Guo is really not tall. It is 1.6 meters five written on the Internet, but it is only 1.6 meters at the scene!"

……

[It's a little late, because I cook at this point every day, and I found that the number of follow-up orders has become less and less since it was put on the shelves.

Probably poorly written.

But the daily update is stable, don't worry! 】

(End of this chapter)