Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

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"Master, Master, Master!"

After returning from the lounge, Zhou Gulan hurriedly looked for someone, walking and speaking very fast, those who didn't know thought there were wolves chasing her from behind.

"What's wrong? Can't you be a little more reserved when it comes to program recording?"

"No, Master, I have spied on the information."

Qi Yuncheng couldn't help laughing, "Are you a spy? Are you spying on intelligence?"

"Grandpa Guo, there's a slash on Grandpa Guo's sign."

"Yo, is it?"

Upon hearing this, the actors backstage immediately gathered around.

Shaobing, Xiaosi, Qin Xiaoxian, and Zhou Jiuliang were all like this, but Luan Yunping didn't think it was a big deal, and kept still.

As for Dalin, he is no longer here and left immediately with a phone call.

Originally, he didn't perform today, so he just joined in the fun. If he had something to do, he would definitely leave as soon as possible, and he also said hello to his father.

"You've already drawn a line, so Brother Luan also drew a line?" Qin Xiaoxian immediately asked anxiously.

Zhou Gulan kept nodding his head.

Qin Xiaoxian felt really sorry for her. Needless to say, the one painted by Brother Luan must have involved him. After all, the two of them had a conversation, so they naturally had to paint it together.

"It seems that today is quite difficult. Except for the master who always draws the line at the beginning, the master has not drawn the line very much in the last few episodes."

After Shaobing said, Xiaosi didn't know, so he opened his mouth.

"Hey, so there is a high probability that Jiulang and the others will be crossed? If the probability is high, then everyone will lose one vote? There is not much difference."

"If you know the gap, you know the gap. Why don't you want to be eliminated? Master, there must be something wrong with drawing a bar. You should pay attention to this."

"It's true, I'm blinded by lard."

After a few words, a group of fellow apprentices started chatting about this topic.

When they were chatting, Qi Yuncheng looked at his apprentice, "Are you holding us tight? Besides, you and I will be left with Uncle Jiuliang in the final show."

When he was told, Zhou Gulan stuck out his tongue and said, "Master, I'm just passing on the information. I didn't think much about it. Do you want me to go and find out more? It's already being played now. I don't know if there are any differences."

"Come on, it's like an intelligence station, let's rest first."

"Oh."

Can't play anymore, Zhou Gulan can only listen to the master's words, go to the side to take a sip of the milk sponsored by the sponsor, there are not many things in the Douxiao Club, except for this stuff.

Drink as much as you want.

But you can't drink too much, one bottle is enough, and then sit with Master and watch the show on the screen.

After watching for more than ten minutes, she felt that it was almost time to prepare for the final scene.

However, when leaving the backstage, he suddenly stopped and turned to Master, with a pleading tone, "Master, can I still come in the next episode? I think it's fun, and we can play games together."

"You're just watching."

"Just looking at me makes me happy, Master, is that okay? Please."

The pleading taste became stronger, and there was even a bit of grievance in his eyes. Qi Yuncheng glanced at other places and then looked directly at her again, "As long as you are a boy, I can't possibly agree to it. You do this every day."

"Hehe!" Zhou Gulan knew that Master agreed and smiled brightly, "Master, hello, but if I were a boy, I would learn cross talk with you. I also really like learning cross talk.

It's a pity that my daughter learns cross talk by herself, at most for entertainment. "

"Okay, what kind of energy do you have for a day, go and wait, I'm going to change my coat."

"Then I'll change it for you before we go."

Almost forgot about this, Zhou Gulan was busy getting the master's gown in her cheongsam, but fortunately she remembered, otherwise she would have missed it.

It is normal for the apprentice to help the master put on the coat.

But this reminded her of the first time she helped Master put on a coat. Not long after arriving at Master's house, it was the first time she came into contact with coat-style clothing, but she buttoned the wrong buttons.

It's funny to think about it now.

Just like that, after helping the master button up and put on the coat, Zhou Gulan immediately set off to the side curtain, Qi Yuncheng and Zhou Jiuliang were also waiting there.

However, Meng Hetang, Zhang Helun, and Yang Jiulang's cross talk came to an end, and Zhou Gulan took the stage again.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Speaking of Hygiene"! Performers Qi Yuncheng and Zhou Jiuliang! Applause is welcome!!"

Wow.

The audience at the scene completely raised the atmosphere, with shouts and applause one after another high-pitched.

"The popularity is still here, the man didn't run away for any reason." Yu Qian looked at the fierce movement in the lounge and said.

Guo Degang nodded, and at the same time said, "It's really not easy for a cross talk actor to be good-looking and have a job at the same time these days.

Anything short of it would fall short of the mark. "

"There's nothing we can do. Times are like this, but good business is still the most important thing."

Amidst the jubilation, Qi Yuncheng and Zhou Jiuliang stood on the stage and bowed. After bowing, they took an extra step closer to the microphone to speak.

"Thank you everyone, it's so enthusiastic, how can He De get so much applause."

Zhou Jiuliang agreed from behind the table, "I'm so flattering to you all."

Unexpectedly, Qi Yuncheng began to look up at everyone, "But it's the first time that Douxiao Club has invited so many viewers to record a program, and it's on the stage of Tianchan."

"Big."

"Yes, it's because it's big and looks high-end. As actors, we have a certain amount of make-up and dress codes in our performances. Some actors even like to be clean, and even take a shower before coming to the theater to perform.

This is the responsibility of the theater and the audience.

Let you all see our best side.

Unlike past performances, they didn't pay attention to these things at all, and came just pulling their coats. "

"Be cleaner than before!" Zhou Jiuliang listened to the words, and then said another sentence out of breath.

"It is to love cleanliness, not only to love quietness, but also to be healthy. The body is the capital of the revolution." Qi Yuncheng said, and suddenly looked at Zhou Jiuliang, "Your body looks good, but how do you see me? "

"look at you?"

"Yes, compared to other people in Deyun Club, what do you think of my body?" Qi Yuncheng patted his chest to show off his physical condition.

But Zhou Jiuliang looked at him and shook his head, "You are considered thin, Brother Yue Yunpeng, how fat is your body? And Master Sun Yue, he can't even be placed on a table."

"Hey, being fat does not mean that you are good. According to scientific research, it is found that fat people are more likely to get diseases than thin people. For example, my master has diabetes. I estimate that he will only be alive for a few days..."

"Huo, wait for me, why don't you have Master?"

Hahahaha!

Once again hurting Master, the audience let out bursts of joyful laughter in their seats.

And Guo Degang didn't let this go in the lounge. Looking back, he found Lanlan beside him, so he simply refused to let Gao Xiaobai draw, and spoke directly.

"Come on, Lanlan. Draw a picture for your master and Uncle Jiuliang."

"okay."

With a promise, Zhou Gulan had a pained expression and was reluctant to draw a picture with Master and Jiu Liang. Yu Qian thought it was funny with just this expression.

With that appearance, drawing a picture for her master would be like killing her.

No wonder the master and apprentice are good, they both care about this.

"Let's make it clear. Master is in good health. He is watching our show in the waiting room." Zhou Jiuliang was taken aback and hurriedly explained to the audience.

He explained that Qi Yuncheng was teasing him, "What are you thinking about? Master has diabetes and needs regular check-ups. The next check-up is probably only a few days away."

"Then you made it clear, it made me almost laugh out loud."

Zhou Jiuli's words also brought laughter.

"Don't think too much. Besides, have you seen me?" Qi Yuncheng gestured to himself again, "I am not very heavy no matter what I eat, and I can even lose weight easily. But recently I have gained weight, and I have gained more than a kilogram."

"Yo, is it?"

Zhou Jiuliang was very curious, "Did you go to the gym to exercise?"

"Exercise to be leaner."

"Yes, then there must be something good to eat!"

"nor."

"Then why did you gain more than a catty?"

Qi Yuncheng was speechless, "This is not a matter of a day or two, I have increased so much in several months."

"Really? Then you must have a good idea."

"Of course there is a way. If there is no way, can a person with my physique gain more than a catty?"

Having said that, Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation, and then faced the people below, "Since there is a good method, please introduce it to us all, and let us learn from it."

Qi Yuncheng readily agreed, "Okay, yes. As long as you follow my method, stick to it, and grit your teeth, you will definitely gain weight."

"is it?"

"It's increasing day by day."

The more I talked, the more I wanted to know, Zhou Jiuliang's speech speed accelerated, and he entered the business mode, "Then let me delay you for a while and tell everyone."

"It's very simple, just say it." Qi Yuncheng kept smiling.

"Really? Tell me, how did you increase it?"

"Because of me..." Qi Yuncheng approached Zhou Jiuliang and drew a long tone.

"how?"

"Haven't showered in half a year!"

Hahahahaha!
Cheerful laughter resounded throughout the theater. I have heard it before, but I still can't stop laughing when I say it.

And cross talk pays attention to three turns and four shakes. Without the foreshadowing and interpretation in front, it is impossible to make a sound after shaking. This is the ability of an actor.

"Isn't this crazy? Not taking a shower for half a year?" Zhou Jiuliang complained.

Qi Yuncheng changed his tone and said, "Don't talk about me. One of my neighbors is even more powerful. This neighbor lives across from me. His surname is Guo and we call him Uncle Guo... He is so unhygienic."

There is no baggage here, but there are still viewers who want to laugh, because when it comes to Uncle Guo, they automatically think of Guo Degang.

For this reason, Qi Yuncheng had to spend more words, "It's either my master Guo Degang, or an uncle named Guo. He often doesn't wash his face, and his face is covered with mud wherever he goes. His neck is as black as a cart wheel, and his ears and eyes can grow wheat. .

When I stretched out my hand, my fingernails were filled with black mud. "

"It's too dirty."

"One day I went to the opposite yard to take a look." Qi Yuncheng looked at the scene in front of him, "I saw how their house was cleaned, and Uncle Guo saw me.

Yo?Xiao Cheng is here?Come and sit, I'll get you water and make tea.

I said don't make tea, I won't drink it, but I didn't dare to leave. "

"Why don't you dare to leave?" Zhou Jiuliang was curious.

Qi Yuncheng was in a dilemma, "I'm afraid he will hold me back."

"What's wrong with holding you?"

"As soon as you hold me, the fingerprints are printed."

Zhou Jiu took a listen and added a sentence, "Hands are full of sludge."

"Speaking of the water tank they use to fetch water, there is no lid on the tank. To fill the water, they use a big iron kettle. When you open the lid of the iron kettle, you press it in.

With arms and hands, and a water bottle..."

Qi Yuncheng rolled up his sleeves and pressed down, "Gudong, gudong, gudong, it's full. Pick it up and sit on the stove to boil water."

It stands to reason that this is okay, but the children of their family also raised a few fish caught by the river in this tank. "

"Look here."

"No one in the family knows that three fishes in a jar of water have all gone into the kettle."

"Okay."

"After a while, the water will boil, and the fish in the kettle will be cooked."

"Yes."

Qi Yuncheng glanced at Zhou Jiuliang and began to complain, "Fish soup with tea leaves, are you thinking whether it tastes good?"

Zhou Jiu measured himself as if he was drinking, and shook his head frantically, "It can't be delicious."

"But he really handed it to me. Come, Xiao Cheng, have a drink."

Qi Yuncheng held the bowl in both hands, looking at the bowl in his hand, "I'll take it and have a look, it's white soup, it's mushy. I thought... I'll stop drinking it."

"how?"

"After I finished drinking, the milk came out."

Hahahahaha!
The burden came out, and the scene sounded very well. Even the uncle and the lounge couldn't hold back, and they were leaning forward and back together.

Obviously when it comes to his jokes, Guo Degang is almost the same, but he has to restrain himself a bit.

And Zhou Jiuliang went on to talk a little bit more, "It's still crucian carp."

"This is Uncle Guo, he is too unhygienic. We cannot learn from him, but each of us must maintain personal hygiene and environmental hygiene."

"How is your personal hygiene?"

"When I saw Uncle Guo like this, I must have changed. I exercise regularly and participate in labor. I get up early and go to bed early so as not to disturb my mind. I don't drink cold water or eat lettuce. I don't eat snacks or unclean things.

I take a fluoroscopy every year, and I often get vaccinations. I carry plague powder in my pocket and a fly swatter in my hand every day. "

"Why do you keep holding the fly swatter?"

Qi Yuncheng approached Zhou Jiuliang, and continued, "I made this fly swatter custom-made. It's wide and big, and has a long handle. Whenever I see a fly, I will hit it and never let it go."

"Is it a piece of cake?"

“There are times when I’m not sure. For example, last summer, as soon as I walked out of the gate with a fly swatter, I saw a fat man standing at the entrance of the alley.

Freshly shaved head.

I saw such a big fly sitting on the back of my head. "

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to pinch the size of his fingernail, and asked his partner, "Do you want to fight?"

"Fight." Zhou Jiuliang nodded in response.

"Hit? Is the fat man happy?"

"Then don't fight."

"If you don't fight, what are you doing with a fly swatter?"

"You discuss it with him."

"Discuss?" Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "If you discuss with him, the flies will fly away."

"Then what should we do?" Zhou Jiuliang was at a loss while supporting the table.

Qi Yuncheng: "I'm thinking... let's hit it. Let's talk after the beating is over, swing the fly swatter, and slap - hit the big fat man to cover the back of his head.

Ouch, what's going on with you?

I say slap flies.

Do you think this is a fly?

I saw wow. "

Zhou Jiuliang: "Flies?"

Qi Yuncheng: "A wart!!"

Zhou Jiuliang: "Hey, that's it."

(End of this chapter)