Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 677 The Eight Screens Measured by Luan Yunping! 【Subscribe】

Qin Xiaoxian slowly came to the teasing microphone and looked at the large audience, it was impossible not to be nervous.

The calmness on his face was all a cover-up.

Because there are more people than the small theater where he usually performs.

Now he has never performed in a special performance, let alone a performance with more than 300 people. It is just that he has become popular recently and his popularity is high, so more and more people go to see his small theater.

It really belongs to the first fire, and I haven't learned enough ability.

"What are you doing?" After coming up, Qin Xiaoxian tried to maintain his state, and asked Luan Yunping next to him.

Luan Yunping looked at him amused, "Isn't it time for me to publicize this to everyone?"

"what is your job?"

"I'm a cross talk actor?"

"Oh, cross talk has a round eye, not bad, very good." Here is a small burden, if it is a better actor in general, there is a high probability that it will make a big impact.

But at this time, when he said something, there was no sound, and the audience was very quiet.

At the same time, it proves what Master said, the same sentence is happy for one person, but not for another person.

But Luan Yunping stopped immediately, "Wait a minute, what do you mean round eyes?"

Qin Xiaoxian gestured to his eyes, "My eyes are poor, they are not very round."

"That's called a crosstalk actor. There's no one called Eyeball. That thing doesn't sound good."

"Oh." Qin Xiaoxian turned around and understood, "Actor?"

At this time, Luan Yunping was not polite, "I said that I am an actor, and I would say that I am young."

"What should I say?"

"Hehe." Luan Yunping laughed dryly, and then said expressionlessly, "Performing artist!!"

"Ah~~"

Saying this is impossible without booing.

But Luan Yunping didn't lower her words, "You can also be called a master!"

"Ah~~"

Once again booing, Qi Yuncheng himself was happy in the lounge, and then the biscuits who got off the stage came over and said, "Brother Luan won't perform with you, he's drifting away, no one can hold it back."

"Just play."

Qi Yuncheng complained, telling him to be quiet, between the son and the lover, there is only teasing.

However, everyone knows that the performance will not be taken seriously.

If this is true, don't listen to cross talk.

But Qin Xiaoxian was very surprised, "The captain is different, go out and introduce it to others. I, Luan Yunping, a cross talk master, how many dare to say that?"

"I dare say so."

"Then you have to say one, two, three, four, five to prove your own strength."

"Okay." Luan Yunping was rude behind the table, and began to explain one by one, "First, I have management skills, second, cross talk has connotations, and third, I have culture."

"You still have culture?" Qin Xiaoxian was particularly puzzled.

"Of course, the actors I work with. Kong Yunlong, Qi Yuncheng, and you now, have any of them graduated from college?"

Hahahaha!

When this was mentioned, the audience laughed a lot. It was obvious to the naked eye that Luan Yunping was deeply affected by Qi Yuncheng and began to hurt others.

Qin Xiaoxian felt like he couldn't find the ground when he was told, and then he asked, "Then what diploma do you have?"

"It doesn't matter what degree you have. We have background and knowledge, and I have another characteristic."

"What characteristics?"

"I don't know many words, but I use words well."

It's a bit of a work, but Luan Yunping is in a stronger state of dragging Qin Xiaoxian, but he is already working very hard, and has a special way to increase the volume.

"I don't believe this, what if you are wrong?"

"Wrong? It can't be wrong. I still tell you that. If I want to be wrong, you can pick it out for me."

"That's wrong."

"What's wrong?"

"What do you call it?"

"What should this word be pronounced?" Luan Yunping was very puzzled, and the expression on her face was very generous, "Tell me."

"Give it to (ji)!"

"To (ji)?"

"The supply is given (ji), have you heard of supply (gei)?"

"Oh, is it? But we say that every day that there are one or two of them!"

Hearing the words, Qin Xiaoxian started to find fault again, looked at Luan Yunping next to him, and argued with reason, "What is Liang? The correct word is pronounced two."

"is it?"

"You go out with your wife, yo, isn't this Luan Yunping and his wife? Isn't that what everyone says?"

"Yes?" After agreeing, Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and gently supported Lao Qin, indicating that he would look more at the audience. He had a habit of doing this.

Qin Xiaoxian also immediately looked towards the audience and shouted, "Did you say that? Hey, isn't this Luan Yunping and his wife?"

Luan Yunping smiled and said, "I asked someone to do it, right? Two people? It's just one person, two people, and three people. It's not a big deal."

"What is three?"

"wrong again?"

"One two three three."

"Don't they all say that?"

"What do you call Du?"

"Ok?"

"The capital of the capital! Is there anything called the capital (dou)?"

After a series of conversations, those who were flattered were embarrassed, and quietly said, "I will change it tomorrow."

"What is tomorrow, tomorrow's tomorrow."

There was really no other way, Luan Yunping looked at the audience, then pointed to the person next to her, "Why did I meet him today?"

"What is today?" Qin Xiaoxian's voice was much louder, and he corrected again, "Today's today."

"If you want to do this, let's not talk about cross talk."

"What do you mean by nothing!!!"

Qin Xiaoxian and Luan Yunping shouted in unison, and there were some laughter below.

Obviously the audience liked it very much, and their eyes were on them throughout the whole process.

And the jokes can be seen at a glance as traditional jokes. Traditional jokes are generally kept alive, so it is indeed too embarrassing for Lao Qin to say.

But at this moment, this unanimous voice is worthy of praise.

Not to mention that the rhythm is controlled by Luan Yunping throughout, without too much sloppiness.

Most of us know the functions of Peng Ke, which are palm, measure, hold and stand!

Zhan means standing on the edge and setting up a temporary meeting. Praising and quantity are similar, but quantity is slightly higher than praising. You can understand it based on the words.

The palm is even more advanced, and Luan Yunping at this moment is relying on him to control the rhythm of the entire cross talk, as fast as he wants, and as slow as he wants.

And there is another kind of holding heel called horizontal, among which Yan Hexiang is a kind of horizontal.

"It's really not easy. After so many years, Luan Yunping has worked hard once. I guess I haven't done this job for a long time."

As a partner, Qi Yuncheng smiled wryly while watching the broadcast on the screen. It must be more tiring to hold palms in terms of mental energy, and it would be easier to stand up.

But keep reading.

"You are such a big captain..."

On the stage, before Qin Xiao could finish speaking, Luan Yunping suddenly became angry with a blank face, and slapped the table, "It's just this stuff, whether you like it or not, you don't want to listen to it.

Isn't this making trouble? "

Qin Xiaoxian was taken aback by the side, and quickly calmed down, "Is this how you treat us?"

"Huh?" Luan Yunping spread her hands, and said confidently, "I am the captain!! Who can control me?"

"What is your captain in charge of? I'll go to your leader."

"lead?"

"Guo Degang!! I asked him to remove you as the captain!"

"Don't don't."

Finally, Luan Yunping, the captain who was very stubborn just now, gave in, and quickly grabbed Qin Xiaoxian's arm, "What do you want him for?"

"Remove you." Qin Xiao said in a leisurely and arrogant tone.

"Don't tell me, you are about to withdraw, do you know what? First, my show has no traffic, second, my score is low, and third, I haven't lived yet. I only rely on the captain's salary.

If you want to take it down for me again, it’s really too bad, you can’t even drink stick noodle porridge. "

At this point, Luan Yunping, who was extremely aggrieved by what she said, suddenly turned it over for herself like a chicken blood, "What is stick noodle porridge!"

Hahahaha!

This inexplicable thing is easy to step on the point of laughter, and even Qin Xiaoxian almost couldn't hold it back.

"So you leave me an official position."

"It's not over."

"I know I can't finish it." Luan Yunping turned around and looked at the audience below, "You said me too, it's a good job, why should I talk nonsense with him, wouldn't it be over if we talked about cross talk?

I was too anxious. In fact, I could say the words correctly if I said them slowly, but I was just too reckless. "

"What is Intuit?" Qin Xiaoxian found fault again.

Luan Yunping shook her head, "I'm too reckless. You see, how about comparing me to a reckless person?"

Qin Xiaoxian: "What?"

Luan Yunping: "Reckless."

Qin Xiaoxian: "You can't compare to a reckless person."

Luan Yunping: "Why can't I compare?"

Qin Xiaoxian: "That's an ancient man."

Luan Yunping: "I really don't know."

Qin Xiaoxian: "I don't know? Let me tell you, listen, I'm thinking that in the past... in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty, there was a reckless man. Since Taoyuan was married three times, the uncle's surname is Liu, his name is Bei, and his style name is Xuande, and he lives in Dashulou Sang; the second brother's surname is Guan’s name is Yu, whose name is Yunchang, and his family lives in Jieliang County, Puzhou, Shanxi; the third brother’s surname is Zhang, whose name is Fei, and his name is Yide, and his family lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou..."

……

Sentence by sentence, Qin Xiaoxian recited the mouth, the moment he recited it, his hair was visible to the naked eye, but he still persisted.

And when the whole Reckless Man finished reciting it, their work was over.

There were bursts of applause from below.

This made the brothers in the background think he was good, and they all came over.

Meng Hetang was also concerned for the first time, and asked, "Does it feel good to do a job well?"

"Yes!" Qin Xiaoxian nodded, his face turning blue, "But I'm a bit too high."

"It's okay, just act more."

Qi Yuncheng also came over and looked at him seriously.

"The sense of accomplishment of losing traditional works is stronger than losing new ones, because they are all performed by the old man. Performing them yourself is as if you have finally said a real cross talk. Gradually, you will fall in love with that state. .”

"Ouch." Meng Hetang was startled suddenly, "Why don't you tell me how I felt at the beginning? I said a traditional joke at the beginning. Although there are still many shortcomings after I finished speaking, I feel a sense of accomplishment in my heart." There is also a great sense of refreshment.

I couldn't say it all the time, but as soon as my brother said it was true, I said it. It feels like this, it's amazing. "

"Okay, don't kiss ass."

Qi Yuncheng is used to Xiao Meng's nonsense, but in the next second Qin Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly passed over, "Brother, tell me about it."

"I don't need to talk about it. Captain Luan is listening next to him. He can hear it more clearly. Let him talk."

Leng Buding Qin Xiaoxian looked at Brother Luan, and Luan Yunping did not hide it and began to tell him bit by bit.

"Actually, there are not too many questions. I just asked Xiahou Dun who he is. He is a reckless person. Just this, I must give it, because this is the first time that a reckless person is mentioned in the entire article, and he is a reckless person. Zhang Fei , this mouth must be given to the audience.

Let the rest go to your elder brother. "

"Okay, master brother, look at what's wrong with me, you scold me."

If it wasn't for his pro-partner, Qi Yuncheng was speechless and panicked when he threw something over the first time, so he could only tell him slowly.

Since Luan Yunping told him about Guankou, he would tell him some tricks to shake the burden. For example, if the round eyes were shaken in a different way at the beginning, it might be much better.

There are other small burdens. For example, when he mentioned Guo Degang, he really didn’t have to be reluctant at that time.

In short, these senior brothers are basically taking care of the younger brother's business. As it should be, they really hope that he will grow up.

And Qin Xiaoxian also tirelessly listened to their teachings. He is only in his early twenties this year, not even a few years older than Lan Lan, so naturally he still has a lot to learn.

Seeing his enthusiasm for studying, Meng Hetang, the captain of the seventh team, watched from the side and didn't bother him anymore.

Lao Qin is a member of his seventh team, so he must hope for the best, otherwise what else can he do.

But when he was talking to Lao Qin, he had to hurry to the side screen.

The cross talk afterwards was a group talk of him, Zhang Helun, and Yang Jiulang.

Now Zhang Helun and Yang Jiulang are already waiting on the side screen. He hasn't gone up yet, the main reason is to announce the screen now, and his appearance time will be a few minutes at night, so it is relatively abundant.

Otherwise, I wouldn't come over to watch the excitement.

In this way, the time was not long, and their performance also started. At the beginning, Zhou Gulan went down to the backstage to have a look. When she saw that the master was busy, she decisively went to the lounge on the other side.

As soon as she came over, Yu Qian waved to her and asked about how she felt about participating in the show. A little girl is treated preferentially wherever she is.

But when she saw the sign, she was a little surprised. Needless to say, Grandpa Yu's sign was a bonus.

But Grandpa Guo's sign, Uncle Shaobing, Uncle Fourth, Uncle Qin, and Master's partner Uncle Luan were all marked with a slash.

To know that his old man's brand has deducted points, this issue is so difficult?It made her very puzzled.

"How about it, do you want to play with this for a while? Is there something to eat, the milk from the sponsor?"

Glancing at the two boards, Zhou Gulan shook her head, "Thank you Grandpa, I won't bother you, I'll go back first."

After finishing speaking, he left, but how could the girl's eyes and movements not be seen, Guo Degang said cheerfully, "What kind of master and what kind of apprentice, I asked Lanlan to come over to find out the situation, it's a thief."

"Very good." Yu Qian said while looking at the broadcast screen, "Girl can develop quickly in drum music in the future, so it is good to let her show more face now. How about she come in the last episode too?"

"She is still in school. I will make arrangements when I have time. But the girl grows up so fast. She is so tall in the blink of an eye. Time flies."

The older a person is, the easier it is to be emotional.

Not to mention Zhou Gulan, Xixi, Jingjing, and Guo Fenyang who don't grow up fast, especially Xixi, a little glutton, how could Qi Yuncheng's family give birth to such a fun girl.

Guo Degang was puzzled, Jingjing and Guo Fenyang were normal children.

Xixi's appetite is too abnormal.

But being able to eat is a blessing. At that age, his father didn't know if he had eaten well like this.

(End of this chapter)